The Man of Astoria @depechejoe.bsky.social · 2hPaying a bunch of premium messaging rates on OnlyFans so I can advise the girls against the slutty Hogwarts sets this Halloween 151
Reposted by The Man of AstoriaDylan Roth @dylanroth.bsky.social · 4hCENA: Once I got there, I thought, maybe I’ll try some of that life Rock was always telling me to get. ELMO: Are you going to tell Elmo about it? CENA: No. No, I don’t think I will. 072
The Man of Astoria @depechejoe.bsky.social · 2hI think this is the one that has given me Enough of Mike Flanagan for the time being lol 010
Reposted by The Man of AstoriaThe Nice Guys (2016) @theniceguys2016.bsky.social · 3hFuck! Shit! 014329
Reposted by The Man of AstoriaVideo Game Art Archive @gameartarchive.bsky.social · 3hFather & Mother 'Legacy Of The Wizard' NES 0175
The Man of Astoria @depechejoe.bsky.social · 2hIt’s SO funny to land on “you know what the best era of civilization was? The late 90s!” but I suppose it has to be SOMETIME 220
The Man of Astoria @depechejoe.bsky.social · 5hI feel like I’m less tired of him than the current median opinion but yeah everything I’ve seen of this feels like an incredible exercise in missing the point 110
Reposted by The Man of AstoriaColin Smith @colinsmith.bsky.social · 6hDazzle-ships in Drydock at Liverpool, by Edward Wadsworth, 1919. It’s a topic that appears to have fascinated Wadsworth. I love every single one of his takes on the subject. 37119
The Man of Astoria @depechejoe.bsky.social · 22hThis is the opening to 99% of combat transcripts in SCP articles 150
The Man of Astoria @depechejoe.bsky.social · 22hstatic.klipy.comHellraiser's Pinhead: You Opened It, We CameALT: Hellraiser's Pinhead: You Opened It, We Came 171
Reposted by The Man of Astoriarespectful huff @alexqarbuckle.bsky.social · 09/10/2026counted at least five 🦉🦉🦉🦉🦉 young Barn Owls on the UWS water tower stretching their wings and waiting on rat deliveries from mom and dad last night 1262
The Man of Astoria @depechejoe.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Had to pull this one out when Julian made a reference to Stuart Little in the context of a cute photo of a mouse in a movie theater 120
Reposted by The Man of AstoriaDylan Roth @dylanroth.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Last year on the podcast, I wrote an original space sci-fi movie that I described as “Battlestar Galactica meets Pirates of the Caribbean.” Now I’ve expanded that world as an episodic TV show, and it feels like the sort of thing I was made to write. If you dig my takes on sci-fi, give this a look. 31511
The Man of Astoria @depechejoe.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Cool new Outlook thing is when I highlight sections of differently sized and formatted text and apply something to all of it, I have to unhighlight and rehighlight it to confirm it worked 040
Reposted by The Man of Astoriadom griffin @allnewdom.bsky.social · 09/10/2026I have 24 hours to raise the rest of this goal. Anything helps but if you see this pls share it so others may see it as well. 0219
The Man of Astoria @depechejoe.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Kush got me stammering like Courage the Cowardly Dog 070
Reposted by The Man of AstoriaNikki Morgen Comix @duknuk.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Lammy the Yapper (commission) 162350625
Reposted by The Man of AstoriaPatrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 09/10/2026There should be a political party that wants to stop this and punish the people doing this 151955417
The Man of Astoria @depechejoe.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Sounding like ol’ Jessica Chastain should indeed fire her agent 020
Reposted by The Man of AstoriaTom & Lorenzo @tomandlorenzo.bsky.social · 08/10/2026IT IS NOT REMOTELY THE FUCK UNCLEAR 534076
Reposted by The Man of Astoriavideogame history @vghistory.bsky.social · 06/07/2026macpaint, computer art (1992) discmaster.textfiles.com/view/1444/Pi... 61093310
The Man of Astoria @depechejoe.bsky.social · 08/10/2026And then when people look at Hitler’s paintings and Trump’s Broadway shows and Larry Ellison’s movie with James Franco, there’s always a guy in a silver jumpsuit nearby grimly making an ambivalent hand gesture 180
The Man of Astoria @depechejoe.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Going back to the beginning of human history and creating a universal signifier for “I am a time traveler and to prevent future fascism, we have to indulge this shithead’s terrible art a little bit more” 141
The Man of Astoria @depechejoe.bsky.social · 07/10/2026*with body language as though I am failing to fend off frostbite* yeah man work’s just a little rough right now haha 0100
Reposted by The Man of AstoriaThe Man of Astoria @depechejoe.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Oh one more thing: my roommate is Augustus Gloop. Yeah, from that thing with the crazy guy. He’s really chill but obviously don’t bring it up or anything 122439
Reposted by The Man of AstoriaMike Drucker @mikedrucker.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Just saw someone say their AI runs their fantasy football team and I can’t stop laughing. Like, I’m sure everyone’s doing it or something but it’s very funny to me that pretending to be a team manager was so hard that you needed to pretend to pretend to be a team manager 214104481652
The Man of Astoria @depechejoe.bsky.social · 06/10/2026And Starburst? Why, they’re taffy as interpreted by the ironic consumerism of Andy Warhol and the Factory 150
Reposted by The Man of Astoria😱 Spooky SpectreKILLoquy 🔪 🩸 @caulimovirus.bsky.social · 04/10/2026 51439384
The Man of Astoria @depechejoe.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Dots are mid-century modern gumdrops and Mike and Ike’s are Bauhaus jellybeans 2191
The Man of Astoria @depechejoe.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Everyone loving the latest Minions movie is useful as a low-stakes example of how over a long enough time, ironically-held views will become genuine ones 370
Reposted by The Man of AstoriaVideo Game Art Archive @gameartarchive.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Character Art 'Three Of The Galaxy' Famicom 1194
Reposted by The Man of AstoriaVideo Game Art Archive @gameartarchive.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Franz 'Xenogears' PlayStation 03212
Reposted by The Man of AstoriaVideo Game Art Archive @gameartarchive.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Japanese box artwork 'Amazing Penguin' Game Boy 22611
Reposted by The Man of AstoriaVideo Game Art Archive @gameartarchive.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Hafmargo 'Mega Man Zero' Game Boy Advance 03812
Reposted by The Man of AstoriaVideo Game Art Archive @gameartarchive.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Pommy (not Pikachu) 'Bomberman 64: The Second Attack' Nintendo 64 111039
The Man of Astoria @depechejoe.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Imagining the opposite of brunch, a punishing and evil afternoon meal called “dunch” 060
The Man of Astoria @depechejoe.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Kind of funny that between Righteous Gemstones and Digger there are now two things where they slather a costar with old man makeup and then turn to John Goodman and go “he looks around your age now, right” 070
Reposted by The Man of AstoriaNick Miller @nickmillermusic.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Oh yeah I saw Ringo last night 2132
Reposted by The Man of AstoriaLand of 10,000 Stakes @notokayfabe.bsky.social · 02/10/2026there are other things from Akira you could homage if you wanted to 081
The Man of Astoria @depechejoe.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I will literally always think of this specifically youtube.com/shorts/bLNWf...youtube.comwent by the name of Homer!YouTube video by Zacker z 030
The Man of Astoria @depechejoe.bsky.social · 02/10/2026On Earth 2 they are the same woman. Gaylors are like the Silver Age idea of artists who have vivid dreams of a parallel universe and then write comics but more insane 020
The Man of Astoria @depechejoe.bsky.social · 02/10/2026When you actually have an interesting fact about that, 081
The Man of Astoria @depechejoe.bsky.social · 02/10/2026They’ve got a movie out now, the games are obsolete 110
The Man of Astoria @depechejoe.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I love to read the reply with the genuine confusion of Kirk Milhouse’s boss going “I don’t recall saying good luck” 040
The Man of Astoria @depechejoe.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Nitro cold-brew coffee with Japanese banana cream soda. I think I found a new classic 060