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The Man of Astoria

@depechejoe.bsky.social
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Interesting guy. He/Him. Header by Yao Xiao

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The Man of Astoria @depechejoe.bsky.social · 2h
Paying a bunch of premium messaging rates on OnlyFans so I can advise the girls against the slutty Hogwarts sets this Halloween
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Dylan Roth @dylanroth.bsky.social · 4h
CENA: Once I got there, I thought, maybe I’ll try some of that life Rock was always telling me to get. ELMO: Are you going to tell Elmo about it? CENA: No. No, I don’t think I will.
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The Man of Astoria @depechejoe.bsky.social · 2h
I think this is the one that has given me Enough of Mike Flanagan for the time being lol
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The Nice Guys (2016) @theniceguys2016.bsky.social · 3h
Fuck! Shit!
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Video Game Art Archive @gameartarchive.bsky.social · 3h
Father & Mother 'Legacy Of The Wizard' NES
Father & Mother
'Legacy Of The Wizard'
NES
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The Man of Astoria @depechejoe.bsky.social · 2h
It’s SO funny to land on “you know what the best era of civilization was? The late 90s!” but I suppose it has to be SOMETIME
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The Man of Astoria @depechejoe.bsky.social · 5h
I feel like I’m less tired of him than the current median opinion but yeah everything I’ve seen of this feels like an incredible exercise in missing the point
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Colin Smith @colinsmith.bsky.social · 6h
Dazzle-ships in Drydock at Liverpool, by Edward Wadsworth, 1919. It’s a topic that appears to have fascinated Wadsworth. I love every single one of his takes on the subject.
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The Man of Astoria @depechejoe.bsky.social · 22h
This is the opening to 99% of combat transcripts in SCP articles
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The Man of Astoria @depechejoe.bsky.social · 22h
static.klipy.com
Hellraiser's Pinhead: You Opened It, We Came
ALT: Hellraiser's Pinhead: You Opened It, We Came
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respectful huff @alexqarbuckle.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
counted at least five 🦉🦉🦉🦉🦉 young Barn Owls on the UWS water tower stretching their wings and waiting on rat deliveries from mom and dad last night
Telephoto view of a NYC rooftop water tower at night with four owls perched on itTelephoto view of a NYC rooftop water tower with five owls perched on and around it
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The Man of Astoria @depechejoe.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Had to pull this one out when Julian made a reference to Stuart Little in the context of a cute photo of a mouse in a movie theater
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Dylan Roth @dylanroth.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Last year on the podcast, I wrote an original space sci-fi movie that I described as “Battlestar Galactica meets Pirates of the Caribbean.” Now I’ve expanded that world as an episodic TV show, and it feels like the sort of thing I was made to write. If you dig my takes on sci-fi, give this a look.
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The Man of Astoria @depechejoe.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Cool new Outlook thing is when I highlight sections of differently sized and formatted text and apply something to all of it, I have to unhighlight and rehighlight it to confirm it worked
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dom griffin @allnewdom.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I have 24 hours to raise the rest of this goal. Anything helps but if you see this pls share it so others may see it as well.
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The Man of Astoria @depechejoe.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Kush got me stammering like Courage the Cowardly Dog
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Nikki Morgen Comix @duknuk.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Lammy the Yapper (commission)
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Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 09/10/2026
There should be a political party that wants to stop this and punish the people doing this
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The Man of Astoria @depechejoe.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Sounding like ol’ Jessica Chastain should indeed fire her agent
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Tom & Lorenzo @tomandlorenzo.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
IT IS NOT REMOTELY THE FUCK UNCLEAR
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videogame history @vghistory.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
macpaint, computer art (1992) discmaster.textfiles.com/view/1444/Pi...
a woman is sitting at a computer, fingers poised over keys, wide eyed, probably shocked as the prominent text font on the computer screen reads: i don't like you
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The Man of Astoria @depechejoe.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
And then when people look at Hitler’s paintings and Trump’s Broadway shows and Larry Ellison’s movie with James Franco, there’s always a guy in a silver jumpsuit nearby grimly making an ambivalent hand gesture
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The Man of Astoria @depechejoe.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Going back to the beginning of human history and creating a universal signifier for “I am a time traveler and to prevent future fascism, we have to indulge this shithead’s terrible art a little bit more”
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The Man of Astoria @depechejoe.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
*with body language as though I am failing to fend off frostbite* yeah man work’s just a little rough right now haha
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The Man of Astoria @depechejoe.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Oh one more thing: my roommate is Augustus Gloop. Yeah, from that thing with the crazy guy. He’s really chill but obviously don’t bring it up or anything
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Logan @bulklogan.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Wendy Carlos in front of a synthesizer with 50 bazillion wires and knobs
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Mike Drucker @mikedrucker.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Just saw someone say their AI runs their fantasy football team and I can’t stop laughing. Like, I’m sure everyone’s doing it or something but it’s very funny to me that pretending to be a team manager was so hard that you needed to pretend to pretend to be a team manager
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The Man of Astoria @depechejoe.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
And Starburst? Why, they’re taffy as interpreted by the ironic consumerism of Andy Warhol and the Factory
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😱 Spooky SpectreKILLoquy 🔪 🩸 @caulimovirus.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
moby dick the sperm whale with a speech bubble
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The Man of Astoria @depechejoe.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Dots are mid-century modern gumdrops and Mike and Ike’s are Bauhaus jellybeans
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The Man of Astoria @depechejoe.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Everyone loving the latest Minions movie is useful as a low-stakes example of how over a long enough time, ironically-held views will become genuine ones
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Video Game Art Archive @gameartarchive.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Character Art 'Three Of The Galaxy' Famicom
Character Art
'Three Of The Galaxy'
FamicomCharacter Art
'Three Of The Galaxy'
FamicomCharacter Art
'Three Of The Galaxy'
Famicom
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Video Game Art Archive @gameartarchive.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Franz 'Xenogears' PlayStation
Franz
'Xenogears'
PlayStation
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Video Game Art Archive @gameartarchive.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Japanese box artwork 'Amazing Penguin' Game Boy
Japanese box artwork
'Amazing Penguin'
Game BoyJapanese box artwork
'Amazing Penguin'
Game BoyJapanese box artwork
'Amazing Penguin'
Game Boy
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Video Game Art Archive @gameartarchive.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Hafmargo 'Mega Man Zero' Game Boy Advance
Hafmargo
'Mega Man Zero'
Game Boy AdvanceHafmargo
'Mega Man Zero'
Game Boy Advance
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Video Game Art Archive @gameartarchive.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Pommy (not Pikachu) 'Bomberman 64: The Second Attack' Nintendo 64
Pommy (not Pikachu)
'Bomberman 64: The Second Attack'
Nintendo 64Pommy (not Pikachu)
'Bomberman 64: The Second Attack'
Nintendo 64Pommy (not Pikachu)
'Bomberman 64: The Second Attack'
Nintendo 64
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The Man of Astoria @depechejoe.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Imagining the opposite of brunch, a punishing and evil afternoon meal called “dunch”
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The Man of Astoria @depechejoe.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Oh, the best episode of the show?
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The Man of Astoria @depechejoe.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Kind of funny that between Righteous Gemstones and Digger there are now two things where they slather a costar with old man makeup and then turn to John Goodman and go “he looks around your age now, right”
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The Man of Astoria @depechejoe.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The New York City Skyline at night
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Nick Miller @nickmillermusic.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Oh yeah I saw Ringo last night
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Land of 10,000 Stakes @notokayfabe.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
there are other things from Akira you could homage if you wanted to
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The Man of Astoria @depechejoe.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I will literally always think of this specifically youtube.com/shorts/bLNWf...
youtube.com
went by the name of Homer!
YouTube video by Zacker z
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The Man of Astoria @depechejoe.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
On Earth 2 they are the same woman. Gaylors are like the Silver Age idea of artists who have vivid dreams of a parallel universe and then write comics but more insane
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The Man of Astoria @depechejoe.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
When you actually have an interesting fact about that,
A screenshot of Optimus Prime in the 80s show holding up an oddly long-fingered pointing hand. It’s somehow clear he’s talking, despite his face being an expressionless mask
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No Context Achewood @achewoodnc.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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The Man of Astoria @depechejoe.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
They’ve got a movie out now, the games are obsolete
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The Man of Astoria @depechejoe.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I love to read the reply with the genuine confusion of Kirk Milhouse’s boss going “I don’t recall saying good luck”
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The Man of Astoria @depechejoe.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Nitro cold-brew coffee with Japanese banana cream soda. I think I found a new classic
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Public Universal Fiend @acgodliman.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Toot
A skeleton from a Danse Macabe image playing a trumpet, the toot from the trumpet is a black banner that says “October”
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