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Chopped Unc Skeleton

@colonelnemo.bsky.social
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Committing the sin of empathy. Father of Eleanor. Paralegal by Day/Actor by Night. He/Him

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Chopped Unc Skeleton @colonelnemo.bsky.social · 1h
Tales from the Crypt style bad endings for the Cornell 7 imho
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 2h
danny devito as the penguin
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Michaela Joffe @joffeorama.bsky.social · 16h
not sure why I made this but now you have to see it
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Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 13h
When I die, please don’t let Mario Lopez choose the photo they use
Mario Lopez & @mariolopezviva
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Heartbroken to hear about my old friend Dennis Haskins. He played the principal, but Dennis was the biggest kid on the SBTB set.
If you knew him, you loved him—and if there was karaoke, you knew Dennis was getting on that mic! I'm grateful for the laughs, the memories, and the friendship we shared all these years. Rest easy, my friend. You'll always be part of our Bayside family.
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Chopped Unc Skeleton @colonelnemo.bsky.social · 15h
THE COMPANY OF WOLVES (1984) dir. by Neil Jordan
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Chopped Unc Skeleton @colonelnemo.bsky.social · 19h
Lmao stay losing you broke ass Amy Schumer looking Nazi
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Chopped Unc Skeleton @colonelnemo.bsky.social · 19h
Erika Kirk really thinks her husband is the white MLK well actually maybe so with all the cheating he did on her
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Chopped Unc Skeleton @colonelnemo.bsky.social · 19h
Oh fuck Vanity Fair for this shit
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Bearhat @fussybabybit.ch · 28/09/2026
You catch that big video essay last night?
coworkers deviously luring you over to the water cooler
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Anne Loves 🔜 NYCC @annecomics.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Lanterns Episode 7
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Josephine beckbook.com Riesman @josie.zone · 28/09/2026
They should do a Simpsons where Homer gets beaten up and ziptied by the IDF in front of his family lol Oh fuck wait that already happened 16 years ago:
Still from "The Greatest Story Ever D'Ohed," more properly titled "The Simpsons Go to the Zionist Entity" -- Homer is ziptied by the IDF at the airport and Marge says to him, "Homie, just tell them what they want to hear"
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Chopped Unc Skeleton @colonelnemo.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Holy shit
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Chopped Unc Skeleton @colonelnemo.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Uh huh
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Chopped Unc Skeleton @colonelnemo.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
That story about the NYT exec is insane because it reads like a transphobic hate crime but also the guy might have actually been a shitty father too
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the Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
*mid-eulogy, looking down at casket* you’ve read your last free article
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Lindsey Boylan @lindseyboylan.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
This man is a monster. He seeks out women survivors because he hates them. And he hates them because he hates himself. He has harassed me and other women survivors many times over the years. It must end. He should never have a job anywhere.
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Chopped Unc Skeleton @colonelnemo.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Got a play and a movie opening this week so that’s why my brain is fucking flashing red
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Going to work now feels like doing homework after the teacher quit and told the class that education is fake. Everyone just coasting on inertia and hoping there's still a point to all this
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Chopped Unc Skeleton @colonelnemo.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The enshittification of well, everything, has really made me consider going to learn a trade or something Like something that doesn’t use computers or technology if that’s even possible
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Faine Greenwood @faineg.com · 28/09/2026
MC
@burntbulb.bsky.social

okay you can't keep taking every one of my posts and photoshopping it
onto sephiroth
2:52 PM - Sep 28, 2026

+ Follow back
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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 02/06/2026
Debbie Harry in VIDEODROME saying “Don’t be afraid to let your body die.”
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Chopped Unc Skeleton @colonelnemo.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
This is way more antisemitic than whatever Macklemore said
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Chopped Unc Skeleton @colonelnemo.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
NW:
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Chopped Unc Skeleton @colonelnemo.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Gettin’ boba and a bahn mi
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EVIL UNO: International Man of Mystery 🇨🇦 @eviluno.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I have told more men (and women) that I love them this month than I ever have before. This has been a truly horrible month, but you have to push forward and make it a better place then it was yesterday.
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Chopped Unc Skeleton @colonelnemo.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Ep7 of Lanterns holy shit
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Chopped Unc Skeleton @colonelnemo.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Getting the biggest FOMO I think I have felt in my life and it’s keeping me up all night
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TAPE @tapemachines.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
PAC was one of the greatest high-flyers of all time, one of the greatest technicians I've ever seen, an unbelievable athlete, and someone who could wrestle as tough and gritty as anyone. Could talk, had great presence. He made you want to believe. He was a special talent.
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maffew going to wXw Grand Prix @maffewgregg.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I dont have the words right now RIP PAC
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RJ City @rjcity.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The instinct to share something personal about Pac, but the amount of respect, care and commitment he had to wrestling and to being a professional is a line I can't bear to cross - but let that remind you just how good he was. Forever loved, forever respected. What a fucking Bastard.
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WrestleTalk @wrestletalk.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
AEW has announced that PAC has passed away
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Chopped Unc Skeleton @colonelnemo.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
RIP PAC what the fuck that’s so heartbreaking
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Travels With Brindle is still composing a silent movie score @travelswithbrindle.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
She was so real for this
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Jana H-S (she, like a knife) @jana-aych-ess.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
gandalf: so, The Hunt For Gollum begins frodo: why, though gandalf: we're going to put him in this garbage bag frodo: gandalf you're scaring me gandalf: and then throw rocks at the bag until it stops moving frodo: gandalf: and we're going to search his house for that vape rig he stole from me
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Chopped Unc Skeleton @colonelnemo.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Starting a Sunday evening to Saturday evening week straight of double shifts between day job and rehearsal/performance
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Chopped Unc Skeleton @colonelnemo.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Oh shit
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Chopped Unc Skeleton @colonelnemo.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Damn Grace Reiter is a perfect fit for SNL and gonna be a breakout like Jeremy Culhane was
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Chopped Unc Skeleton @colonelnemo.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I truly have not heard Choosin’ Texas, I have not heard that song
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Chopped Unc Skeleton @colonelnemo.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Prequel Trilogy - Fascism is inevitable Original Trilogy - Fascism can be stopped Sequel Trilogy - Fascism will inevitably return
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Chopped Unc Skeleton @colonelnemo.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Watching some more spooky TV
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Bearji @bearji.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
HE IS STILL COOL
HE HAS ALWAYS BEEN COOL
~JAMES
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Chopped Unc Skeleton @colonelnemo.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
One thing about the prequel trilogy is there’s actually a solid throughline for all 3 because Lucas wrote and directed all 3, they are tonally and aesthetically consistent, whether you like them or not The sequel trilogy not so much, they all feel like different movies (even TFA and TROS)
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Chopped Unc Skeleton @colonelnemo.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Skeleton Crew is underrated so I’m good with Watts doing Episode X, what I don’t want is a new director for each one tho
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Chopped Unc Skeleton @colonelnemo.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
We should definitely listen to the Quibi guy
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Chopped Unc Skeleton @colonelnemo.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Whats funny is these are all good points and also the first season of TNG actually WAS a disaster
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Chopped Unc Skeleton @colonelnemo.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
static.klipy.com
Teen Girl Squad: The Ugly One Arrowed
ALT: Teen Girl Squad: The Ugly One Arrowed
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Stella Sacco @antlervel.vet · 26/09/2026
Have I played “Control Resonant”? Sorry…I’m too busy reading the story of a man who “Controls Rocinante”…that’s right, Miguel Cervantes’ immortal tale “Don Quixote de La Mancha”. So you enjoy your strange “Federal Bureau”…I’ll be delighting in the adventures of Sancho Panza and his “Friendly Burro”
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Cage @ridiculouscage.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
"why would I deceive you?"
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Chopped Unc Skeleton @colonelnemo.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
🚨NEW MS. RACHEL ON MONDAY🚨
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Chopped Unc Skeleton @colonelnemo.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Seen this and my fight or flight activated
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