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DenimGlasses

@denimglasses.bsky.social
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He/They - Musician - Avid Reader - Weather Watcher - Stay Alive For The Sunset - PNW

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Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 17/09/2023
[an awkward minute passes as Death struggles to pick up change from the countertop] Death: (embarrassed) ha ha slippery coins Drugstore Clerk: nah man it’s cuz you got them bone hands
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Robby @robbysimpson.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
so long suckers! i rev up my motorcylce and create a huge cloud of smoke. when the cloud dissipates im lying completely dead on the pavement
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Hemry, Local Bartender @bartenderhemry.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
a shadow falls over the port of virginia. the longshoremen halt their work and gaze up- it's donald trump, piloting the fully-armed and operational triumphal arch as the first missiles strike a tower of shipping containers, a voice booms over the port: "THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER"
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Stephanie 🍉 @ageofoddish.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
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the slut gnomes of false berlin jeopardy bluesky posttoday's jeopardy categories. the last 2 are "false berlin" and "bizarre little men"
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Ursula K. Le Guin Bot @leguinbot.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
We live in capitalism. Its power seems inescapable. So did the divine right of kings. Any human power can be resisted and changed by human beings. Resistance and change often begin in art, and very often in our art, the art of words.
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聖☆Alex Degen @adactivity.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Elizabeth Holmes put on a fake Steve Jobs voice and a turtle neck, now she got cosmetic surgery to look like a cartoon mouse from a Don bluth movie
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DenimGlasses @denimglasses.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Why do i have to keep waking up everyday? Do things ever get easier, cause they just feel harder every day
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Corey Brickley * Blight's Hollow Dot Com @coreybrickley.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I had this idea from reading the elizabeth holmes mouse post and then I couldn't do anything else until i painted the idea to completion
It is a cartoon mouse, like Jerry from Tom and Jerry, shaped like a wedge of cheese presumably because it has eaten a wedge of cheese. The mouse has Elizabeth Holmes' face. The mouse is saying "Why would I deceive you? There's no reason for me to do that."Nathan Fielder, looking into a fridge where the mouse has eaten a cheese, says skeptically "Okay. Alright."
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I forgot
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Project Kinodämmerung: Noel @ Wings of Theve @venomnoel1.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
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DenimGlasses @denimglasses.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Panel of a Nancy Comic where Sluggo is holding a bucket of worms. The worms appear to be saying, "woims."
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Ranged Touch @rangedtouch.bsky.social · 24/08/2024
A painted fantasy book cover showing a confident, beautiful white horse in a dark wood clutched by a worried-looking man with long dark hair. The horse is labeled "my favorite genre literature podcast" and the man is labeled "me doing household chores."
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Fun @funkelly.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
this is one of my favorite visual jokes of all time. i think about it several times a week.
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DenimGlasses @denimglasses.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Again, if you can only refer to one of the words by the 1st letter - THATS THE WORSE WORD. No one needs an even theoretic "clanker pass." I dont think its great people want to use a slur for the computer but its not that fucking deep
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Pat Clearly @patclearly.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
This is a labor issue. If the WNBA’s personnel aren’t safe in the workplace, then it’s management’s job to correct the issue. Our frame of reference for all these leagues is scripted prestige tv bc we’re always talking storylines and bc of that we’re not thinking in terms of real, everyday issues.
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Esper Quinn 💠 @esper.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
petra parker works because, at its core, the spider-man story is about a victim of bullying and abuse put in a situation where they still have to deal with their feelings and trauma but try to do good instead of repeating that suffering. that's every spider-man story. that's a lot of trans stories.
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Jacob Graveison @jacobdavison.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
These are tough times. But refusing to sell out to Generative AI, transphobia, and fascism is more valuable than anything right now.
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DenimGlasses @denimglasses.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
At a Thrice show in like 2012, the band mentioned something about supporting Kony 2012. I booed pretty loudly, and got a lot of stares for it, but, by god was I right.
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DenimGlasses @denimglasses.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Jesus christ, what a fucking idiot Police unions are not the same as actual Unions for workers. The police are the arm of violence of the state - they do not need a union to ensure they are treated and compensated fairly. How the hell so people like this tie their shoes, or so the laundry?
Screenshot of the linked article with a portion highlighted, which reads, "The DSA wants to 'disempower police unions'. (Some workers, as ever, are more equal than others.)" 

Editor's note - this guy is a fucking idiot.
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DenimGlasses @denimglasses.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Why and how is there still an Adderall shortage? Every fucking month, its the same goddamn thing and no one ever has any idea when they might get more in. I have to get a new fucking script every month, and yet, they cant be fucking assed to actually make the fucking meds. I hate this country
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Jacob Geller @jacobgeller.com · 10/08/2026
rt to hold space 4 gamers #space4gamers
Any Austin from YouTube in a blank void, with #space4gamers written in the upper right corner. From his recent video on the last of us.
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the babahuck @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
never thought short form video would be able to capture a type of humor i can only describe as “the far side-esque” but this comes close.
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DenimGlasses @denimglasses.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
This is a rite of passage as a local, especially as a field trip in may.
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mammon @derekhill.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
you're a shade of your former self bro lowkey but it was good to catch up! never call me
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ian @ahandleforian.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
The Sounders and Mariners are playing simultaneously tonight in what I can only guess is an effort to finally kill me
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Hey guys! Guess who just got yelllled aaat!
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michael lutz @ztul.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Honey dears, be alert! my automatic writing sessions have produced a dire warning for one of you : Named Caroline : you cannot lose your virginity at Disney World! Entertain this fantasy no longer #WillOfTheSpirits #CarolineAdvice #Caroline
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 14/07/2026
This morning in Biddeford, Maine, a 26-year-old man said goodbye to his wife and daughter and left for work. Moments later he was dead, shot in the head by ICE agents, the second man ICE has killed in six days. ICE is killing our neighbors. ICE cannot be reformed. Abolish ICE.
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DenimGlasses @denimglasses.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
As always @valdevia.art is killing it with thier monster stories. This is another great one. Make sure to read the alt text, it provides great context
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shaunt @shaunvids.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
sorry for not being clairvoyant about the nazi tattoo blackwater merc guy. there was simply no way to know about the nazi tattoo blackwater merc guy
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
fireworks outside the visiting team hotel all night.... unprecedented, suspicious administrative ruling undoing a suspension ... sorry world you're on CONCACAF turf now, these concacolors don't run baby
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Douglas Reyes-CeroÑ @dreyesceron.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
"TERMINATOR"
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DenimGlasses @denimglasses.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
What a fucking game - so excited for Morocco to get to the quarter finals!
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DenimGlasses @denimglasses.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
"I'm not making this up." Reader, they did, in fact, totally make it up.
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Heather Anne Campbell @heathercampbell.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
can’t believe a narcissist is being so publicly humiliated by a reflecting pool
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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
And now mom says ice cream isn’t dinner. What’s going on? What does this mean? Dinner is food and last time I checked, ice cream is food. So what’s this really all about? The answer is simple: power
A screenshot of Tucker Carlson with a filter used to make him look roughly 10 years old
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DenimGlasses @denimglasses.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
My niche as a potential romantic partner was always, "lesbians last attempt." Seems like a decent spot to be in if men writ large don't do some fucking changing
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My Name is Grant @mynameisgrant.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
I hope people are aware SBG is a good show, but this might be the best single episode yet. Using Shelob as an anchor to draw a line from Homer to Milton to Tolkien as it feels like one host is teaching a class, in the same episode with MPREG Frodo. That's what podcasts are for.
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Eric Walker 🎃 @eric.games · 19/06/2026
The GPU is not your enemy. The GPU was intended to channel magic smoke into the drawing of triangles, the virtuous shape. Evil men devised wicked shapes that should never have been drawn, and have used their influence to hoard the GPUs and twist the magic smoke toward the shape of their perversions.
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DenimGlasses @denimglasses.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Sounds like Seattle
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Essem @essem.space · 16/06/2026
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Benny Feldman @feldfrog.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
It’s just a joke dude
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DenimGlasses @denimglasses.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
I've been watching @rangedtouch.bsky.social steam Dark Souls 3 raising money for The Brigid Alliance. If we donate $2500 every hour then Danni can never level up. Link in follow up
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Transphobes Can't Read @lordaslan.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Shout out to Charlie Kirk. His first pride month without saying anything homophobic. Proud of him.
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DenimGlasses @denimglasses.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
This rips Some great Junji Ito vibes, and doing a lot of stuff house of leaves does but way more efficiently. Love Haus of Decline's work
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much like your ghosting @mlyp.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
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