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deepsnake9

@deepsnake9.bsky.social
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I'm a 29 year old autistic individual. I have special interests, and if you hang around long enough, you're going to hear about all of them.

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🇵🇸 Dean Tāne 🇵🇸 @dean-tane.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Repost the Leather Dachshund from Seattle Pride 1991 to be blessed this Pride Month!
A wee Dachshund dog, wearing the finest leather daddy outfit, walking with their owner during a Pride parade in Seattle in 1991.
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Raven Lyn Clemens @ravenlynclemens.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
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ascalaphid @ascalaphid.com · 22/05/2026
Sister Dot the mirthful
sister dot the opossum trades jokes with a shrew
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Trevors (1990) starring Kevin Bacon @slimyswampghost.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
I've been reading a lot of 80's paperback horror, specifically those huge 500+ page epics where you meet an entire town full of characters right before they're devoured / mutated / go mad, etc., so I felt inspired to paint a paperback novel cover for one that doesn't exist!
an isolated farmhouse at dusk, a small shed to the right, a row of telephone wires in the foreground. the background is a mass of turbulent orange and blue clouds forming a grinning, fanged mouth.an isolated farmhouse at dusk, a small shed to the right, a row of telephone wires in the foreground. the background is a mass of turbulent orange and blue clouds forming a grinning, fanged mouth.

the title is RIPPER, with "it's too late for tears..." written above it.
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Gaz @nyazsche.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
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lou-ellen @louceph.com · 01/05/2026
I need to just become one of those women who step on guy's and girls' balls for a living and use that money to fund developing rhythm games
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Dani(They/Them)- comms CLOSED reopening November @angusburgers.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
i'm such a big fan of how 60s-70s horror movies were named. Let's scare Jessica to Death. At Midnight I'll take your soul. I Drink Your Blood. I Eat Your Skin. it's awesome. the title is speaking to you. are there any more you know of
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
A woman says "my executive dysfunction is so bad it's interfering with my domming." In a dungeon, her eager sub says "tell me what to do, Mommy." She is barely standing, clearly out of it, holding her riding crop limply. She makes a motion halfheartedly. The sub waits for pain but nothing comes. He says "momm-" she interrupts "one second..." putting her fingers to her temple in frustration.
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
Alex sits across from a woman at a table who reads from pamphlet "OK, so the rules of this game are: 1. players move around the baord in a counter-clockwise fashion..." Alex thinks to herself "this board game woman is tedious, but her dating profile indicates she's a real freak in bed." Her expression remains placid as the speech bubble containing the endless rules recited by the board game woman collapse Alex's face. Later in the boudoir, Alex is in fetish gear with the board game woman who says "alright, let's do this." She then picks up a pamphlet and reads "the rules of this are: 1 players move around the board in a counter-clockwise..."
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onion person @junlper.beer · 23/04/2026
people hate hasan for moments like this but he really does speak for the youth on this
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leon @leyawn.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
edited tweet by normal_now

Sometimes on campus you accidentally walk by a Law school and the professor is writing like "laws = real" on the board and everyone is taking notes like its actual school
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Return of the Cmonstermacques @cmonmaque.bsky.social · 16/10/2025
Everything I know about family I learned from the movie “Hook” which is why when my wife and kids left I could only muster a halfhearted “bangarang”
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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 26/03/2026
imagine being a RETVRN guy but for 'cursive in schools' instead of cool ass translucent electronics
a collection of consumer electronics with colorful, translucent plastic cases
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🔞null🔞 @null-bis.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
Using my non-binary privilege to pay the female price at sex clubs and the male price at hair salons
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Saba 🏳️‍🌈 Kofi tiers ✨ @ace-of-dragons.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
all cats know these days is inhale food, throw litter on the floor, and FEATHER TOY play feather toy RIGHT NOW
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Raven Lyn Clemens @ravenlynclemens.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
my dan hentschel fanart
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Shen Comix @shenanigansen.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
Panel 1: An undetailed figure holds Shen as he coughs lightly in his arms, beat-up, tired-looking, and sweating a lot. The figure says "OH MY GOD!! WHO KICKED YOUR ASS??"

Panel 2: With a shaking hand, Shen reaches out and points outward. The figure holding him watches his hand do this.

Panel 3: The figure raises his head and eyes to look at what Shen is pointing at.

Panel 4: Standing before him is Shen himself, still beat-up, tired-looking, and sweaty. Shen is no longer in the figure's arms, though they are still posed like they were holding him.

Text below: "This is what it feels like to go to the gym"
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⚔️ C L O V E ⚔️ @clove.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
EVERYBODY CAN MAKE ART IT CAME FREE WITH YOUR HUMAN SPIRIT
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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 25/01/2026
i hate living in the second act of CABARET. i miss living in the first act of CABARET
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Dan Schkade @danschkade.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
What if Dracula was a gunslinging fuckboy who fought nazis and catholics with a 80 IQ cop waifu and a butch protestant fascist, it's 1997 by the way
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mossworm.bsky.social @mossworm.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
I couldn't find any "no dogs on grass" signs at the store so I made my own
White plastic sign with a crude drawing of a dog peeing and a line crossing through it
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f. lee @ Everfree NW @fleebites.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
13oct - ‘the curious and quite dreadful sensation of being forgotten’
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ceej @ceej.online · 18/11/2025
my beloved girlfriend has an inexplicable attraction to grotesque, almost supernaturally weird old men. guys who look like the adults from a roald dahl story. fellas who act like they were perhaps recently animals turned human through some unnatural bargain with the fey. not me though
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 20/10/2025
my woke take is that entirely too many people feel entitled to the benefits of a social contract while not feeling bound by the responsibilities of said contract
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
this is a man
orange cat in the leather chair
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Catsuka @catsuka.bsky.social · 12/10/2025
Satoshi Kon would have turned 62 today ;_; Fanart by Jinou (x.com/Jinou_rakugaki)
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Pepe Reyes @suscipepe.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
Two toned tiger #art #illustration
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Mr. Andreson @exbert.bsky.social · 09/10/2025
Melancholy. #Slaytheprincess
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The Onion @theonion.com · 07/10/2025
Health Experts Recommend Standing Up At Desk, Leaving Office, Never Coming Back theonion.com/health-experts-recomme…
Health Experts Recommend Standing Up At Desk, Leaving Office, Never Coming Back
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hunter 🪚🥩 @fleshatronach.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
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a ghost in a witch hat  holding a trick or treat pumpkin  and caramel apple
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Will Quinn @willquinnart.bsky.social · 25/09/2025
Daily bunny no.3088 has joined a rock band
A bunny sings in the middle of a clearing in the woods, accompanied by several sentient rocks. The bunny has a microphone on a stick. The rocks have rock intruments too, and are giving a concert for several other small boulders. However, the audience rocks don't appear to be sentient.
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Pretentious Fork @pretentiousfork.bsky.social · 06/09/2025
Watercolor time~ it's been a while :"D
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Greg Morosoff @gregmorosoff.bsky.social · 07/09/2025
Ghost Art by Lane Brown Goodnight Blue ones #MenWithCats
Ghost - Art by Lane Brown
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Kyle Hebert @kylehebert.com · 16/08/2025
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bites u @snuffbait.bsky.social · 10/08/2025
the lion does not concern himself with the size of his penis
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JR @jamzdens.bsky.social · 03/08/2025
La creatura
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Dani (Read Cat Girl) @gloomypunks.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
They say in Heaven, love comes first…
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WEFAIL @wefail.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
Orange Monday. Acrylic on canvas. 🍊
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George @hannahtempler.com · 09/07/2025
if i ever own a house i am going to replace ALL the lights with dimmer switches so that i can live in warm cave-like darkness and never feel annoyed about my enemy, lights. i don't know anything about electricity and maybe this is dangerous but this is my fantasy so please let me dream 🙏
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Mike Toole @miketoole.com · 03/06/2025
me, when I see something on social media that annoys or upsets me
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Raven Lyn Clemens @ravenlynclemens.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
I am the beast that keeps things clean. give it a shine give it a sheen!
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deepsnake9 @deepsnake9.bsky.social · 13/05/2025
post a robot that's not from star wars or transformers
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a robot with a smiling face and the word load on its top
Alt: A gif of Yes-Man from Fallout New Vegas with his trademark smile, standing and moving slightly towards the player.
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Shen Comix @shenanigansen.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
Shen is a deer with an injured, bandaged leg emerging from a dark and foggy forest, with several glowing red eyes in it. He is being offered berries by a classically beautiful, very fit man with flowing hair. The forest is the Job Forest (Dark, Foreboding). The man is My Unemployed Friend. The berries are Discord Messages at 2PM. The bandaged leg is Injury Because My Manager Spoke to Me Too Sternly.
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deepsnake9 @deepsnake9.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
EHI
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deepsnake9 @deepsnake9.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
This is very important, please tell me your favourite pokemon, and also which pokemon you think is the most “you“ It’s hard for me to choose just one favourite but I’ll go with Totodile this time (sometimes I say Luxio instead). I know I’m a Psyduck, chronic migraine representation!
A picture of Totodile, a small blue crocodile Pokémon.A picture of Psyduck, a yellow Pokémon that clutches its head due to its frequent migraines.
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Myno @mynotar.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
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