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deepsnake9

@deepsnake9.bsky.social
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I'm a 29 year old autistic individual. I have special interests, and if you hang around long enough, you're going to hear about all of them.

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🇵🇸 Dean Tāne 🇵🇸 @dean-tane.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Repost the Leather Dachshund from Seattle Pride 1991 to be blessed this Pride Month!
A wee Dachshund dog, wearing the finest leather daddy outfit, walking with their owner during a Pride parade in Seattle in 1991.
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deepsnake9 @deepsnake9.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
Me when the upside down face man shows up for 0.5 seconds
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Austin Powers' Iconic 'Yeah, Baby!' Moment
ALT: Austin Powers' Iconic 'Yeah, Baby!' Moment
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Raven Lyn Clemens @ravenlynclemens.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
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deepsnake9 @deepsnake9.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
She is but a youth.
A picture of a small tortie cat looking towards the camera and sitting on a patterned carpet.
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ascalaphid @ascalaphid.com · 22/05/2026
Sister Dot the mirthful
sister dot the opossum trades jokes with a shrew
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Trevors (1990) starring Kevin Bacon @slimyswampghost.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
I've been reading a lot of 80's paperback horror, specifically those huge 500+ page epics where you meet an entire town full of characters right before they're devoured / mutated / go mad, etc., so I felt inspired to paint a paperback novel cover for one that doesn't exist!
an isolated farmhouse at dusk, a small shed to the right, a row of telephone wires in the foreground. the background is a mass of turbulent orange and blue clouds forming a grinning, fanged mouth.an isolated farmhouse at dusk, a small shed to the right, a row of telephone wires in the foreground. the background is a mass of turbulent orange and blue clouds forming a grinning, fanged mouth.

the title is RIPPER, with "it's too late for tears..." written above it.
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Gaz @nyazsche.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
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deepsnake9 @deepsnake9.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
Knowing me, knowing you, it’s the best we can do…
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lou-ellen @louceph.com · 01/05/2026
I need to just become one of those women who step on guy's and girls' balls for a living and use that money to fund developing rhythm games
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Dani(They/Them)- comms CLOSED reopening November @angusburgers.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
i'm such a big fan of how 60s-70s horror movies were named. Let's scare Jessica to Death. At Midnight I'll take your soul. I Drink Your Blood. I Eat Your Skin. it's awesome. the title is speaking to you. are there any more you know of
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
A woman says "my executive dysfunction is so bad it's interfering with my domming." In a dungeon, her eager sub says "tell me what to do, Mommy." She is barely standing, clearly out of it, holding her riding crop limply. She makes a motion halfheartedly. The sub waits for pain but nothing comes. He says "momm-" she interrupts "one second..." putting her fingers to her temple in frustration.
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
Alex sits across from a woman at a table who reads from pamphlet "OK, so the rules of this game are: 1. players move around the baord in a counter-clockwise fashion..." Alex thinks to herself "this board game woman is tedious, but her dating profile indicates she's a real freak in bed." Her expression remains placid as the speech bubble containing the endless rules recited by the board game woman collapse Alex's face. Later in the boudoir, Alex is in fetish gear with the board game woman who says "alright, let's do this." She then picks up a pamphlet and reads "the rules of this are: 1 players move around the board in a counter-clockwise..."
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onion person @junlper.beer · 23/04/2026
people hate hasan for moments like this but he really does speak for the youth on this
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leon @leyawn.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
edited tweet by normal_now

Sometimes on campus you accidentally walk by a Law school and the professor is writing like "laws = real" on the board and everyone is taking notes like its actual school
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Return of the Cmonstermacques @cmonmaque.bsky.social · 16/10/2025
Everything I know about family I learned from the movie “Hook” which is why when my wife and kids left I could only muster a halfhearted “bangarang”
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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 26/03/2026
imagine being a RETVRN guy but for 'cursive in schools' instead of cool ass translucent electronics
a collection of consumer electronics with colorful, translucent plastic cases
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🔞null🔞 @null-bis.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
Using my non-binary privilege to pay the female price at sex clubs and the male price at hair salons
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deepsnake9 @deepsnake9.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
I’m sorry you can’t satisfy your wife like Gentlemelon can 😔
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deepsnake9 @deepsnake9.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
Trans fem Peter?!
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a close up of a person 's mouth in a dark room with a light coming out of it .
Alt: a gif of someone writing and fire comes off the pen and onto the paper, often used to describe someone’s writing or art being ‘fire’ i.e. exceptionally good
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deepsnake9 @deepsnake9.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
Why are there so many weird bot comments 😭 beautiful portrait btw 💖
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Saba 🏳️‍🌈 Kofi tiers ✨ @ace-of-dragons.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
all cats know these days is inhale food, throw litter on the floor, and FEATHER TOY play feather toy RIGHT NOW
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deepsnake9 @deepsnake9.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
For me it has to be the goose on the bottom right, but the pigeon on the top left is a close contender!
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Raven Lyn Clemens @ravenlynclemens.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
my dan hentschel fanart
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deepsnake9 @deepsnake9.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
SON LOAF
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Shen Comix @shenanigansen.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
Panel 1: An undetailed figure holds Shen as he coughs lightly in his arms, beat-up, tired-looking, and sweating a lot. The figure says "OH MY GOD!! WHO KICKED YOUR ASS??"

Panel 2: With a shaking hand, Shen reaches out and points outward. The figure holding him watches his hand do this.

Panel 3: The figure raises his head and eyes to look at what Shen is pointing at.

Panel 4: Standing before him is Shen himself, still beat-up, tired-looking, and sweaty. Shen is no longer in the figure's arms, though they are still posed like they were holding him.

Text below: "This is what it feels like to go to the gym"
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deepsnake9 @deepsnake9.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
I would like to commission you but I can’t access Bluesky DMs because of stupid UK age verification laws (I’m 29 years old but I refuse to give my face scan to bluesky lmao). Is there any other way of contacting you?
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⚔️ C L O V E ⚔️ @clove.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
EVERYBODY CAN MAKE ART IT CAME FREE WITH YOUR HUMAN SPIRIT
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deepsnake9 @deepsnake9.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
When will this discrimination cease
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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 25/01/2026
i hate living in the second act of CABARET. i miss living in the first act of CABARET
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Dan Schkade @danschkade.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
What if Dracula was a gunslinging fuckboy who fought nazis and catholics with a 80 IQ cop waifu and a butch protestant fascist, it's 1997 by the way
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deepsnake9 @deepsnake9.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
I want you
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mossworm.bsky.social @mossworm.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
I couldn't find any "no dogs on grass" signs at the store so I made my own
White plastic sign with a crude drawing of a dog peeing and a line crossing through it
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deepsnake9 @deepsnake9.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
I CAN FIX HER
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deepsnake9 @deepsnake9.bsky.social · 14/12/2025
Hell yeah
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deepsnake9 @deepsnake9.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
lmao cringe
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deepsnake9 @deepsnake9.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
I don’t know why so many people are mad at you for saying the literal truth. Maybe because it makes them a bit uncomfortable to have to acknowledge that Lennon wasn’t the great guy he was made out to be for so long.
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deepsnake9 @deepsnake9.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
BLACK TOWER MENTIONED!!!!!
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deepsnake9 @deepsnake9.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
The Thanksgiving Arc is so good, I’m absolutely loving every instalment.
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f. lee @ Everfree NW @fleebites.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
13oct - ‘the curious and quite dreadful sensation of being forgotten’
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ceej @ceej.online · 18/11/2025
my beloved girlfriend has an inexplicable attraction to grotesque, almost supernaturally weird old men. guys who look like the adults from a roald dahl story. fellas who act like they were perhaps recently animals turned human through some unnatural bargain with the fey. not me though
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deepsnake9 @deepsnake9.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
I love her eager expression as Everett drags the scumbag away.
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deepsnake9 @deepsnake9.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
On a completely biased level, I’m glad Isabelle exists because I relate to her so hard, and it’s so refreshing to see her, Cy and Lynn obtain a somewhat strained but very real sense of contentment and peace with one another by the end.
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 20/10/2025
my woke take is that entirely too many people feel entitled to the benefits of a social contract while not feeling bound by the responsibilities of said contract
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
this is a man
orange cat in the leather chair
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Catsuka @catsuka.bsky.social · 12/10/2025
Satoshi Kon would have turned 62 today ;_; Fanart by Jinou (x.com/Jinou_rakugaki)
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Pepe Reyes @suscipepe.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
Two toned tiger #art #illustration
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