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静枝 | “the little oriental one!”

@decafteas.bsky.social
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shizue, they/them. gay in general but also for rachel maddow specifically. stubby little asian legs solidarity. abortion is the best thing!

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It’s Liz,, a noted person And Jackie Young n Charlotte Flair fan @freedompimp2012.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
MAKE FARM BOOM NOW
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beef @beeftheobeast.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
boy why u so nose!
Close up of a large white rabbit with gray ears and a gray nose
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Jaida Aah! Yell! Mack | friend of eggbug @jaidamack.bsky.social · 08/07/2025
Children love this classic.
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Katie Mack @astrokatie.com · 15/03/2026
Based on the picture I am significantly happier about this insect’s discovery than it is :<
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Eryn Wyld @erynwyld.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
If I could talk to them I would tell them that we know he was a good person. We know. And that I am just so very sorry. And that we all must carry his light forward into the world.
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Seth Trueger @mdaware.org · 31/10/2025
I am not ready for any of this
ON TIME
Gate
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Please be ready to
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Ashton Pittman @ashtonpittman.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
This is the funniest thing that's ever happened on Threads.
SCREENSHOT SAYS:
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Hubs and I don't have any children, and the Breeding Season Intern hasn't moved in yet.
Two of us. There are TWO adults in this house.
I have a service set for twelve people.
WHY ARE WE ALWAYS OUT OF BOWLS?!?!

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I AM HORSE VET
PEOPLE OF THREADS I AM A HORSE VET
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doctor junko lover (danny) @danmeichael.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
i believe in restorative justice but every company that puts a tear line on a bag like a full centimeter above where the bagussy actually opens should be fined a million dollars
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静枝 | “the little oriental one!” @decafteas.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
Bureaucracy, god help me.
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tama 🐥🩺🎶 @ pre-nursing era @yukianesa.bsky.social · 30/08/2025
we just saw the most AMAZING cosplay today... miku binder thomas jefferson….. we met a real celebrity
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Westie @westie.bsky.social · 18/08/2025
Fuck it, let's make a prompt meme #BadArtGoodTimes archiveofourown.org/collections/...
A doodle in pink marker on notebook paper that says "Fuck Yeah! Art!" with a poorly-drawn crayon drawing a heart.
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静枝 | “the little oriental one!” @decafteas.bsky.social · 01/06/2025
I want to be buried in the earth and allowed to decompose. A conservation burial would be ideal; I believe the site closest to me is in Ashland. I just love the idea of returning to the earth and nourishing the plants and protecting wild areas after I die. It feels beautiful.
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Louisa @louisathelast.bsky.social · 30/05/2025
Look at him. He regrets nothing
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静枝 | “the little oriental one!” @decafteas.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
Thai restaurant with the kitchen in a food cart and the dining room in a house. Dozens of vintage National Geographic magazines covering every surface. Pad see ew that I still dream about.
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melissa capriglione @ HOODIE KICKSTARTER @mcapriglioneart.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
what do you want
four panel black and white doodle comic with a person and their cat. panel 1, the cat yells, "I WANT!". panel 2 the person says "What do you want". panel 3, the cat stops and stares blankly. panel 4, the cat yells "I WANT" again
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静枝 | “the little oriental one!” @decafteas.bsky.social · 14/04/2025
I realized that I have VERY STRONG OPINIONS about toilet paper, and that I’m willing to go all the way to Costco to buy the right stuff. I’m too picky to use budget toilet paper or, lord help me, steal it from public restrooms like I did in college. I deserve a perfectly balanced TP experience.
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🎃GHOULLIKEHELLMACHINE🎃 @golikehellmachine.com · 12/04/2025
media.tenor.com
a teddy bear is singing into a microphone while wearing a tie .
ALT: a teddy bear is singing into a microphone while wearing a tie .
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Noah @ncallaway.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
IF YOU'RE IN LINE TO PISS ON STROM THURMOND'S GRAVE, LET CORY BOOKER GO PAST YOU. HE REALLY NEEDS TO GO. IT'S VERY URGENT
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静枝 | “the little oriental one!” @decafteas.bsky.social · 30/03/2025
There was a concert I wanted to go to at the Tacoma Dome and I bought tickets to the concert, booked the train and hotel, and decided what touristing I was going to do the day before. It wasn’t all that itself, just the realization that I could do anything I wanted and go anywhere I wanted. FREEDOM!
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Charlotte Moore-Lambert @charlottereads.com · 22/03/2025
being an indie bookseller in the helltimes has felt both very stable and very stabilizing, and part of me wishes everyone could be on my side of the counter for a little while, because I think it would help some of you be a little less cynical and doomy right now. so here is my VERY anecdotal data:
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Matt Carr @thatmattcarr.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
Arbeit McFries
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Vagina Museum @vaginamuseum.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
The thing about fingers is you have loads of them and can waggle them around freely. This freedom to waggle is simply not available to the clitoral glans.
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Vagina Museum @vaginamuseum.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
We've been receiving a lot of requests for us to answer this crucial question, and we are delighted to attempt to provide you with the information you need as to whether you can read braille with your clit.
Screenshotted reddit post: Can a clitoris be trained to read braille?

The average clitoris has around 10,000 nerve endings while the average finger has 3,000. So, one clitoris should be able to read braille better than three fingers or three times faster than one finger?
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Ask a Manager @askamanager.org · 24/02/2025
you know how in offices there’s that one person who if you accidentally make eye contact with them during the day, they take it as an invitation to come over and interrupt your work to socialize, so you try not to make accidental eye contact with them? he is that for me
an obsessively intense cat
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Yilin (she/they) @ check out The Lantern and the Night Moths @yilinwriter.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
Lol this sign "Do not bring food into the library Food residue will attract mice Mice will acquire knowledge in the library Get into university Then replace you" 😂
請不要將食物帶入圖書館

食物殘渣會引來老鼠
老鼠會在圖書館學習知識
考上大學
接著取代你
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🎃GHOULLIKEHELLMACHINE🎃 @golikehellmachine.com · 11/02/2025
this is a super fun thread
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Steph @observingangel.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
Repeat after me: "Yes, this all seems crazy but it's not MY crazy--it's their crazy." Very important distinction.
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purr.in.ink @purrinink.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
🐈‍⬛🥣
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静枝 | “the little oriental one!” @decafteas.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
PBS NewsHour, NPR, and ProPublica are my go-tos. NPR in particular is literally radio, so if you prefer to listen to your news, there it is! (NPR is also text, but you know what I mean.)
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sharpest of cheeses @kammah.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
Bombastic side eye
A calico cat giving side eye while resting on a plush white blanketA close up of a cat giving side eye
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Hamburger Dipshit🌹 @dohimjob.com · 26/01/2025
Absolutely unbelievable ad in the community theater playbill.
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The Devil’s Re-Geoffs @geoffreykeel.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
True story: We were talking about stress dreams the other day, those nightmares where your teeth fall out or you have to get up in front of class in your underwear, and my stepdad, a former bodybuilder, told me that his usually involve finding himself on the competition stage with all his clothes on
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sharpest of cheeses @kammah.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
Hello, everyone. I, unfortunately, have to ask for funds again to cover Pens’ medical equipment and formula. If you’re able to help, or share, we’d be so very, very grateful. gofund.me/4a7b53ce
gofund.me
Donate to Urgent: Penny's Essential Feeding Equipment, organized by Kammah Jarman
Hello, I’m Kammah, mom to my beautiful daughter Penny. Penny requires highly… Kammah Jarman needs your support for Urgent: Penny's Essential Feeding Equipment
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gg @ggold328.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
"why i oughtta"
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haunted dog @zandywithaz.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
Doing useful stuff like steaming my carpets and polishing my silverware so if the LAFD have to break down my door, they’ll say, “Wow! We’re impressed! This lady really kept a tidy house!”
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Angus Dunican @angusdunican.bsky.social · 12/01/2025
I went to work in a gloriously shit mood which has been completely ruined by the existence of this charming banana dog.
A small plastic statuette of a banana with four tiny legs and spits like eyes making him resemble a dachshund. The slightly opened peel at the end forms his two ears and is infuriatingly adorable
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geoffrey 💀 (scary now) @parsnip.bsky.social · 18/12/2024
we must not holla back. we will holla forward, together
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karter @karteraka.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
with every bite of bánh mì they grow stronger
warning poster about not feeding magpies
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💀 Texas Lanesaw Massacree 💀 @runnerlane.bsky.social · 16/12/2024
I won’t tell anyone if i win the lottery, but there will be signs.
A mariachi band, including two trumpeters, a violinist, and two guitarists around a dog in a pink dress. The caption reads “my rich friend threw a quinceañera for his dog.”
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Momo @heyheymomo.bsky.social · 22/01/2024
I drew a small shrimp just for you please take good care of them
A drawing of a small shrimp
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kevbo9 @kevbo9.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
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Tamoor Hussain @tamoorh.com · 04/12/2024
This might the funniest video ever made
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Gretchen McCulloch @gretchenmcculloch.com · 02/11/2023
Hey, I just met you And this is freaky But which one is bouba And which is kiki?
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静枝 | “the little oriental one!” @decafteas.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
Hello discontinued my favorite grape toothpaste without my knowledge and I was SO UPSET and panicked that I went on eBay and spent $115.04 on all of the toothpaste left on the website. They were all in lots with other flavors so now I have a shit ton of toothpaste. $115 on toothpaste is INSANE!!!
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Adorable Assassin Ace 🏴‍☠️ @gaythanksbye.northsky.social · 19/11/2024
[to the tune of All I Wanna Do] all I want is soup cuz soup is fun I got a craving and I could get wonton
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auntie lino’s strap @aplethoras.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
me sculpting a beard out of soap bubbles in the shower
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静枝 | “the little oriental one!” @decafteas.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
Describe yourself using 5 things that are probably in your purse/backpack at any given moment: 1.) Daiso mask case 2.) Sandwich bag full of liquids: lotion, lip balm, Tide pen 3.) Tile 4.) Noise canceling earbuds AND Loop earplugs 5.) Disinfecting wipes, butt wipes, tissues, napkins
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静枝 | “the little oriental one!” @decafteas.bsky.social · 10/11/2024
BOBSON???
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