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queer erotica writer not the battlef*eld guy 🔞

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jon "jonphaedrus" phaedrus @jonphaedrus.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
ATTENTION FAGS DYKES AND NONDENOMINATIONAL QUEERS: i am officially opening submissions for the world's silliest project. this zine is called YOU CAN DO WHATEVER YOU WANT FOREVER. it is open to anything & exists so my friends can have fun. deadline is 1 nov. more info: docs.google.com/document/d/1...
word art saying "you can do whatever you want forever: vol. 1"YOU CAN DO WHATEVER YOU WANT FOREVER (vol 1)

what it is: a zine
who is invited: all my friends
what to submit: whatever you want. forever. you wanna write an essay? you wanna draw dicks? you wanna write poetry? you wanna write a letter telling your parents how you hate them? knitting pics? yes. yes.

3000 word count/3pgs art. i will cut it off at 3k. i mean it. i will edit/format. it wont be pretty bUT it will Be Real.

deadline: 1 nov 2026
release: 27 dec 2026
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Vi🧛‍♀️cia @vivacia.bsky.social · 23h
@marthawells.com for sure 🤣
"ugh maybe should just change my pronouns"
even other nonbinary people won't use my preferred ones so what's the point"
"No.
it/its
pronouns are cool and you should keep them."
"MARTHA WELLS??????"
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hammancheez but spooky @hammancheez.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Yall wanna see a 2 hour old highland cow
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G.C. Houle @gchoule.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Day 2 // Mark // I think my color suits you #kinktober2026
A disheveled Marie sits on the floor facing the viewer, naked and covered in lipstick marks. She's smiling wide. Penelope, presumably the source of the kisses, is leaning over Marie's leg. We can't see her expression, but her panties are wet.
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Fanfi 🥛💦 thinking about men with tits @fanfi.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
new painting of Comparettia Coccinea orchid fairies with their tits and dicks out's up for NEON ROSA patrons! 💞🧚‍♀️ 🌻 patreon.com/fanfi 🌻
fragment of a larger digital watercolor painting. it shows a couple of cute yellow and orange orchid fairies hanging on to a vine. They have their tits and dicks out, looking pleased and relaxed.
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Alfred / Alfie @jookpubstock.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
*checks calendar* Witch time! ✨ #posereference #artreference #poseref
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Conrail Twitty @grenadine.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
We went and found the Lego sukkah. It’s in Oak Park, MI, and it was built by Menachem R., with help from his nieces and nephews. During the Jewish holiday of Sukkot, you build a booth and eat meals outside in it. They’re usually made of wood but he got funky with this one!
Twilight photo of a colorful sukkah built out of giant Lego blocks of every color, with a wooden roof with branches across the top. It has an open weave pattern of blocks, with larger openings at the top.
There is a door on one side. It sits in the driveway of a suburban yard.Color photo of the back of a sukkah built out of giant Lego blocks, sitting in a suburban driveway. It is intensely colorful, with different colors of blocks mingled all together. In some sections there are patterns and in others it is more random.
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Magabet | Tiddy enthusiast 🇦🇷 @magabet.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Biiig stretch #LiuQingge ⁠#SVSSS #MyArt
Tigertaur Liu Qingge doing a big stretch. His butt is up high in optimal position for pats and his face is squished between his arms.
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Natee (they/them) @himmapaan.bsky.social · 06/05/2024
#RowndBear approves your choice.
Brown pencil drawing of an especially rotund bear, sitting with one paw placed on the ground between its hind legs, its head tilted, looking directly at the viewer with a plaintive, winsome expression.
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Adrian Harley @adrianharley.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Well, I just got laid off, so now is a GREAT time for you to buy Many Drops Make A Stream, my shapeshifting fantasy adventure! Every Book a Doorway named it one of the best fantasies of 2024! I will certainly have much more writing time in my near future. duckprintspress.com/product/many...
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Many Drops Make a Stream by Adrian Harley – Duck Prints Press
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Westie @westie.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Last day for signups!
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Westie @westie.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Let there be bears! #FatBearFlash is revealed!
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Destination: Toast! @destinationtoast.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I have been given a ✨🎁 gift link 🎁✨ to share with y'all -- read my article free for one week! But also support Fansplaining if you can, because they do great fandom journalism (like publishing me obvs 💅), and it's a bad economy for such things right now. fansplaining.com/crunching-th...
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Crunching the Fandom Numbers
In 2013, curiosity about Johnlock fic led me to pull my first fandom stats. Today, the world of fandom data analysis is thriving.
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Westie @westie.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Can confirm this one is SUPER hot and very sweet 🥵🥰
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Olivia Waite @oliviawaite.com · 29/09/2026
This is one of my top three shows of all time. Of. All. Time. Mostly funny, occasionally frightening or revelatory or startling or eerie or poignant or beautiful. It leaves me in awe of the baffling blob of meat and ideas that is humanity. But mostly it’s really, really fucking funny.
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Kristin Askland @kristinaskland.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
By the fire ☕️🔥
Illustration of a dragon making a bonfire in the forest
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Jessica Elena @byjessicaelena.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
A little reminder. #art #illustration
A digital drawing with  smaller panels inside of which are different labdscapes, and on top is the text ”as I watch the trees prepare for a season of rest I am reminded that I can do that too”, the landscapes feature mushrooms, hills, a lighthouse and flowers.
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ascalaphid @ascalaphid.com · 28/09/2026
kitchen duty
the monks havin a gab while leisurely preparing dinner
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Fat Fandom Events! @fatfandomevents.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
October is a fantastic month for creativity, and the world needs more sexy works! Join us on our pop-up event server for Kinktober 🎃 31 days of wg-related prompts and creative support! DM us here for an invite link 🧡 Likes and reposts are super appreciated!
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Sinn ✨ Comms Open 🖌️ @sinnonym.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Zhuzhi-lang x Jiang Cheng sketch at the request of @screamingbees.bsky.social and @livingmeatloaf.bsky.social because I was in the mood to draw some sneky size difference
digital sketch of Zhuzhi-Lang from SVSSS and Jiang Cheng from MDZS. Jiang cheng sits on a much larger naga form Zhuzi-Lang with his arms raised and grasping behind Zzl's neck. Zzl looks down lovingly and gently pulls aside Jiang Cheng's legs to prepare him for his tentacle like hemipenes
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Sage's SV Derangement Alt @folding-fan.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
Projected BingYuan ending. [SVSSS Beast Peak AU]
Simple drawing of Shen Yuan and Luo Binghe from the SVSSS AU “the moon that breaks the night”. Shen Yuan is frowning uncertainly while holding a leash that is attached to a delighted-looking Luo Binghe.
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unforth | Claire Houck | Duck Prints Press @duckprintspress.com · 02/09/2026
October is just around the corner, which means pumpkins, apples - our third-annual Kinks-Your-Tober challenge: 93 prompts to play with however suits you (except with genAI. all my homies hate genAI). share this list far and wide, and enjoy! rules & text version: duckprintspress.com/2026/09/02/a...
A graphic entitled "2026 Kink-Your-Tober Challenge!" with a chart beneath it; the chart has four columns, the first with the day numbered, the others with one prompt each. the full text does not fit in this box; you can access it at the provided link.
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Circ @tinyicecat.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
This news is important because all the fucks out there actively attempting to wreck the world want you to think that the work is hopeless and just mitigating the worst case scenario. It's not. Fucking keep going.
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Etienne Telling, Erotica Hooligan @tellingetienne.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
westie reminded me tonight how much i loooooooove Lan Qiren, noted chicken hawk/on the prowl for younger men
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Westie @westie.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Waiting! at the Pharmacy
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Gwen C. Katz @gwenckatz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Fuck ChatGPT flyers. The future is broadsheets.
A crowded broadsheet with way too many fonts. It says:
Forget ChatGPT Flyers
Say it with 
Broadsheets
Unlimited fonts
Stretch them
Or cram a really long sentence into one line for no good reason
No whitespace
Mix capital and lowercase
Pointing hands
(They're called manicules!)
Don't be left behind
Broadsheets are the future
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Dr. Emily Friedman @ecfriedman.com · 25/09/2026
Blow it up, BlueSky. $9.25 pays for months of books for a kid.
donate.imaginationlibrary.com
Home
Make a donation and support Dolly Parton's Imagination Library in communities around the world and help put more books into the hands of more children.
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it me dj (taking comms) @weiwifis0.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
moonlight for week 4 of #songxiaoseptember2026!!! a gentle glow happy midautumn!! let's enjoy the moon tonight #songxiao
A drawing of Song Lan and Xiao Xingchen holding hands. Song Lan is leaning in to kiss Xiao Xingchen, who turns his head coquettishly, allowing for Song Lan to kiss his ear. Song Lan is colored in dark blues, whereas Xiao Xingchen is glowing white. They are on a dark blue background, and there is a pale blue circle behind Xiao Xingchen's head predominantly, representing the moon.
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Scarlett O'Hairdye (ScarlettStorm) @scarlettohairdye.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
What's up I'm trying a new, much shittier advertising technique for my show this Saturday. events.ticketleap.com/tickets/unna...
A written-on google maps screenshot of West Seattle and SoDo. It reads, "West Seattle! Come to Earlyween!" with an arrow pointing toward the approximate location of the show, where a tiny version of the poster has been placed. In green more writing reads, "Free parking" "boobs" "butts" "no traffic" along with blue happy smiley faces. On the other side of the map, it reads "Sounders" "Mariners" "Bad traffic" "expensive parking" in orange, along with red angry unhappy smiley faces.
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unforth | Claire Houck | Duck Prints Press @duckprintspress.com · 24/09/2026
Florilège and Duck Prints Press are planning a return to our Pride Flag Dragons, adding more cute cat-like chibi dragons in pride flag colors to our existing 10 designs. How will we pick what to add? We won't! You will! Tell us your preferences today: duckprintspress.com/resources/du...
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Pride Dragons 2 Preference Poll – Duck Prints Press
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sickorax @ripeteeth.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
there is such a feral love in me for alpha dyke lan zhan, especially when she's whiteknuckling it through being consumed with lust #wipwednesday
Her body betrays her. Leaning over the sink to ground herself, Lan Zhan grips the edge of the counter with white-knuckled hands. The choking, cloying scent of Wei Ying is lesser here, perforated by cheap hotel air fresheners and running tap water. It doesn’t matter. It’s in her skin and her body’s at attention, howling. Wei Ying is in the other room, fucking herself on four fingers and a pillow, and Lan Zhan will have to go back out there eventually. She ducks her head under the faucet, gulping at the running water. Like throwing a bucket of water on a house fire, if the house fire had pooling wetness between its thighs and nipples sharp enough to show through both a layer of lycra bra and cotton t-shirt. 
Let me. The words claw at the inside of her skull, scrawled across the bone. She paces, cock a throbbing dowsing rod, trying to lick the ripe rank scent off the back of the wind. She's aware of the stretch of her skin, the tension of the musculature laid beneath. Somewhere, a deep sullen animal part of her resents the savage abandon a heat is allowed. She grits her teeth. (The dentist has been telling her to be careful lately, that she should look into getting partnered, that there's a strong correlation between unbonded alphahood and fractured molars.)
She should be yours, Lan Zhan. She could be if you take what you want. Look at her twisted in sweat-soaked sheets. Bite her, pinch her, spit on her clit and fuck the wet-cunted need out of her. Satisfy your wolf’s hunger. It's your bed, after all. 
Lan Zhan stares at her wild dark eyes in the mirror, and almost does not recognize her own face.
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Pip Wren @lollibeepop.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
A joyous fat bear week to all 🐻
A painting of fat blobby bears
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Westie @westie.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
big win for vaginas today
New Canonicals

The following concepts have been made new canonical tags:

    Authority Kink
    Characters Haunting the Narrative
    Doomed by the Narrative
    Kissing Scars
    Liminal Spaces
    Medium Burn
    Non-Consensual Fingering
    Wound Fingering
    Overpowered Characters
    Platonic Fluff
    Power Couples
    Toxic Yaoi
    Toxic Yuri
    Vaginas
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lianzi 🌑🏞️ 负尽天下 不负你 @dcyiyou.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
i know the gusu carpenter guild is mad about the censored extra bc how are those guys supposed to buy a second house when lwj isn't going through a tub a day
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Tami Wicinas @tamiwicinas.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I am pleased with how my betta fish dish came out. I’m having a lot of fun playing with the glaze on these fish!
Ceramic dish sculpted in the shape of a betta fish. The glaze ranges from green to blue to purple.Close-up of betta fish dish.
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Cedar 🐉 @diroxy.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Witch hat people, I have a question. Would the fandom at large enjoy having a Big/Mini bang? Classic write a fic and be paired with an artist type thing? #wha #witchhat
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krat @kwholesaler.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
No son, they are not "magically delicious." The workers made them delicious. This is a slogan meant to mystify the social conditions of labor
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Westie @westie.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
danny with the big brain ideas again
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Fer (#PoorlyDrawnOctober Time!) @ferferrous.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
#PoorlyDrawnOctober Makes a return for 2026! Join me once again in fighting against perfectionism! This year, there is a bit of a twist, but the goal stays the same: Draw something every day, and allow yourself to have fun, make messes, and mistakes!
A poster designed like a red-string corkboard one might see in a detective or murder mystery story. The sticky notes have sketched doodles of faces, hearts, dice and tools, associated with the various 'sections' of the poster. 

The text is displayed across various scraps of 'paper', and connected with red string. The text reads:

Poorly-Drawn October 2026

A Monthly challenge of taking risks, and beating perfectionism!

Tricks and Treats:

1: Flower

2: Feet

3: Teeth

4: Rodent

5:Knife/Sword

6: Lantern/candle

7: Alleyway

8: Bat

9: Hands

10: Pumpkin

11: Tea cup

12: Cat

13: A Random wikipedia page

14: Favourite Classic Painting

15: Smoke/smoking

16: Keys

17: Bones

18: Mushroom

19: Dog

20: Surprise someone with Fanart!

Tool Shed:

1 : No Eraser/one layer only

2: Monochrome

3: Switch hands

4: Highlighters/bright colours

5: Papercraft (or digital approx)

6: Symmetry

7: Redraw a photo

8: Baked (anything in the oven)

9: Draw over a photo

10: A tool you never/rarely use

Anatomy of your heart

1 : A Childhood Favourite

2: Most often recommended (by you)

3: Series you’re forever putting off

4: A surprise favourite

5: Most recent book

6: Most recent movie

7: Most recent game

8: Something you Love (to hate)

9: Current Favourite Book/Character

10: Character you’ve somehow never draw
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Steve Enix @refreshingtime.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
happy bi visibility day from the nobody believes you hand sofa
bisexual visibility couch with many disturbing hands reading "when you change or to and nobody believes you"
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leon @leyawn.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
new idea "one email a day" you should only be able to send or read one email a day
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starknjarvis @starknjarvis.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
lrt i think jiang cheng should get groped by many hands in a crowded train he would get so flustered and try so hard not to react too obviously
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Chuck Tingle @chucktingle.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
thank you bisexual dice polycule
image of a swirling purple background with light blue dice floating in the air they all have faces and look DANG GOOD. the text says 'congratulations. if you are seeing this you have been chosen by the bisexual dice polycule. they have cleansed your misfortune hexes have a wonderful day'
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Westie @westie.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Last day to get your bears in! 🐻🧔🏽‍♂️🐻‍❄️🧔🏻🐼🧔🏿‍♂️
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Polyship Week @polyshipweek.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
The prompt list for #PolyshipWeek26 is here! We can't wait to see what you create this year! AO3 Collection: archiveofourown.org/collections/... Squidgeworld Collection: squidgeworld.org/collections/...
Polyship Week 2026 Prompt List
Day 1 - 21 November: Mythical Creatures, Cuddle pile, Sickfic
Day 2 - 22 November: Soulmates, Movie Night, Road Trip
Day 3 - 23 November: Celebrities, Realizing polyamory is an option, Slice of Life
Day 4 - 24 November: Roommates, Hurt/Comfort, Body Swap
Day 5 - 25 November: Artist(s)/Subject(s), Moving in Together, Long Distance
Day 6 - 26 November: Rivals, Cooking Together, First Times
Day 7 - 27 November: Childhood Friends, Drunk Confession, Forced Proximity
Day 8 - 28 November: Free Day!
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Westie @westie.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
the fuck do you MEAN "GRUV" is legit poob ass timeline
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Astronomer Royal for Scotland | Catherine Heymans @astroroyalscot.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
NASA picture of the day today is a real 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿beauty! This is a composite image of the ~5000yo Callanish Stones on the Isle of Lewis. The amazing Giuseppe Petricca has only gone and photographed the Sun at noon there, every few days, for a whole year. #Dedication 🔭🧪👌 ℹ️: science.nasa.gov/image-articl...
The imposing Callanish Stones stand talk with their shadows spanning out across the glass.  It's a super clear sky, but looks cold. Above the central stone is a strange figure-of-8 shape of dots.  This is the location of the Sun, at noon, on various different days across the year.
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doctor junko lover (danny) @danmeichael.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
honestly the eroticism of the cloaca/slit/sheath is underrated. getting shy because they're turned on enough that their dick is poking out a little and leaking...
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brawls @brawlite.badvibes.party · 18/09/2026
"everyone is always saying X, but what if X doesn't apply to me??" then maybe that post isn't about you, my dude, i don't know what to tell you
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Westie @westie.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
BEAR TIME Nominations are open here: archiveofourown.org/tag_sets/32006 Signups are open here: archiveofourown.org/collections/...
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