deadmoose @deadmoose.com · 26/09/2026It's currently late night where I'm going, so beer before noon is just getting a jump on jet lag, right? 000
Reposted by deadmooseTauriq Moosa @tauriq.bsky.social · 26/09/2026I don't understand why Mamdani has not fixed the Resonant issues and illegally parked cars in Manhattan. Some mayor he turned out to be. There's people floating here man. Get your act together, Mr Mayor. Typical woke left, all talk, no action. 79917
deadmoose @deadmoose.com · 24/09/2026At the risk of advocating for the Devil, part of me gets it: I know MY address/phone number + my wife's. After that it falls off fast I know how to get to a bunch of friend's houses but couldn't tell you addresses...some I don't even know street names, just where But my OWN?! I've got that down 000
deadmoose @deadmoose.com · 21/09/2026static.klipy.comJohn Locke: Don't Tell Me What I Can't Do!Alt: John Locke: Don't Tell Me What I Can't Do! 030
deadmoose @deadmoose.com · 15/09/2026Look, we can't disqualify the Prime Minister from that first episode of Black Mirror from joining the FBI. That would be letting the terrorists win. 000
deadmoose @deadmoose.com · 09/09/2026Let he who has never liked a porn tweet on 9/11 cast the first stone. 020
Reposted by deadmooseSam Bergman @violanorth.bsky.social · 04/09/2026There is no smugger motherfucker on the planet than a good-looking straight man who knows he’s successfully pulling off a dumbass mustache. 1212
deadmoose @deadmoose.com · 01/09/2026"Your name shows up as an msoy contributor and on the Flash-adjacent tooling (grodd, flumpdroid, orth)" Oh god, someone stumbled across some war crimes I committed 15 years ago and is asking questions. 100
Reposted by deadmooseDreamboat Branny 🦢 @bransonreese.bsky.social · 21/08/2026Ten year olds go crazy for Leonard Cohen 0102
deadmoose @deadmoose.com · 21/08/2026Having recently driven a car full of 10yos, I really fear for the downstream impact on Swanboy's music suggestions 3301
deadmoose @deadmoose.com · 19/08/2026Oh shit, Piano Man suddenly got so much bleaker. "It's 9 o'clock on a Saturday, the regular crowd shuffles in" but later "It's a pretty good crowd for a Saturday" which always felt odd. But if it's the regular 9 AM Saturday crowd? 000
Reposted by deadmoosepixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 13/08/2026 14294091140
deadmoose @deadmoose.com · 11/08/2026I'm confused because skimming the replies, nobody's mentioned being recruited by the Star League to defend the Frontier against Xur and the Ko-Dan Armada? 020
Reposted by deadmoosePossum Acquainter @possumacquainter.bsky.social · 04/08/2026sometimes fantasy authors come up with the concept "there are things older than history and prehistory.. otherworldly things the human mind cant comprehend" and for Lovecraft that means "monster so freaky it drives you insane" and for Tolkien it means "some guy named Tom with an extremely fine wife" 528270
Reposted by deadmooseLuke @luckwillows.bsky.social · 03/08/2026"perfectly willing to wear a boat caked in shit across my chest, but I'll ride that boat myself before I wear what appears to be a Dave Matthews Band shirt" is a very Chicago mindset 214630
deadmoose @deadmoose.com · 31/07/2026Hey @ryannorth.ca, you travel to a bunch of cons, right? Got any luggage recommendations? Wait, what's this quote-skeet at the bottom of my screen? Don't know why it's doing that. Bsky must be glitching 000
Reposted by deadmooseScott "KaiserNeko" Frerichs @kaiserneko.bsky.social · 30/07/2026Using A.I. for a shitpost/meme completely misunderstands what makes them funny. High effort ones are funny because someone put a ton of time into something silly/stupid. Low effort ones are funny in large part BECAUSE they're janky and handmade. 312122506
Reposted by deadmooseRob DenBleyker @robdenbleyker.com · 31/07/2026all you gotta know is spiderman got a sticky ass in this one 19972105
deadmoose @deadmoose.com · 22/07/2026On the plus side, this makes me feel a little better about MY social skills 030
deadmoose @deadmoose.com · 14/07/2026We weren't evil, but every day I feel more and more like shrinking into my shell because I worked at a little game studio named Three Rings. (For the ones that went to the Elves: Narya, Nenya, and Vilya) 000
Reposted by deadmooseLiam Hogan @liamhogan.id.au · 02/07/2026Ad Rock: you can disagree with the current All: POPE MCA: but if you push his buttons then you’re a All: DOPE Mike D: ordain yourself a bishop and you’re All: SCHISMATIC Ad Rock: excommunication is All: AUTOMATIC 80114053393
deadmoose @deadmoose.com · 30/06/2026Automated engagement farm from Google Photos on my phone: Say hello to a familiar face! It's a picture of my cat's ass. 040
deadmoose @deadmoose.com · 29/06/2026My gf is totally hot and totally real, but you wouldn't know her; she goes to a different chatbot. In Canada. 020
Reposted by deadmooseDavid J Prokopetz @prokopetz.bsky.social · 26/06/2026"Deep Space Nine refutes the utopianism of The Next Generation because it displays the moral compromises captains need to make" no, Deep Space Nine refutes the utopianism of The Next Generation because every time some existentially horrifying shit happens to O'Brien he still has to show up for work. 322855
deadmoose @deadmoose.com · 26/06/2026"In your device's app store, search for and download "ParentVUE (New)" and "StudentVUE (New)." Your existing login information will stay the same." Can't wait for next school year when we have to install "ParentVUE (New2)", then "ParentVUE (Final)", then "ParentVUE (Real, Print This One)", then... 000
deadmoose @deadmoose.com · 23/06/2026“Once men turned their thinking over to machines in the hope that this would set them free. But that only permitted other men with machines to enslave them.” 000
deadmoose @deadmoose.com · 23/06/2026Vindication for Nora; the Mediterranean really IS inviting a certain...element. 1272
deadmoose @deadmoose.com · 17/06/2026In Torment Nexus news, I remember this exact episode of Black Mirror. 000
Reposted by deadmooseMichael Sainato @msainato.bsky.social · 16/06/2026Trump appeared at the Libertarian National Convention in 2024 in front of a sign that said this, it was the convention's theme 5736471115
deadmoose @deadmoose.com · 08/06/2026Fighting the urge to feed theonion.com/romneys-terr... into that totally is/totally isn't lawyer chat bot.theonion.comRomney's Terrifying Google Search History LeakedBREAKING: Analysts are scrambling to determine what leaked searches like "Blood child, blood on the child" and "must the president look at people" could tell us about Mitt Romney. 000
deadmoose @deadmoose.com · 06/06/2026My theory: He proudly came up with "Dumocrat", someone typed it as "Dumbocrat", there was an argument that "no, not the flying elephant", and someone finally showed him a dictionary 110
Reposted by deadmooseRusty @gingerrudder.bsky.social · 05/06/2026Gonna tell my grandkids this was The Amazing Digital Circus 8370136
