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deadmoose @deadmoose.com · 27/09/2026
Sounds like they need to SHOOOOT THE PUCK
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deadmoose @deadmoose.com · 26/09/2026
It's currently late night where I'm going, so beer before noon is just getting a jump on jet lag, right?
A bottle of Old Speckled Hen in an airport lounge
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Tauriq Moosa @tauriq.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I don't understand why Mamdani has not fixed the Resonant issues and illegally parked cars in Manhattan. Some mayor he turned out to be. There's people floating here man. Get your act together, Mr Mayor. Typical woke left, all talk, no action.
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deadmoose @deadmoose.com · 25/09/2026
Gethsemane mentioned, time to dig out this classic banger
Screenshot of a 2018 tweet from @bartlebytaco:

it's catholic canon that in the garden of gethsemane jesus christ saw every sin committed by human beings which means that he watched a guy blasting rope to waluigi hentai and still decided to sacrifice himself for humanity. absolute legend
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deadmoose @deadmoose.com · 24/09/2026
Like Zoidberg says...It's 100% going to be cited in the eventual divorce hearings
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deadmoose @deadmoose.com · 24/09/2026
Since watching GBBO I'll aggressively say "scons" and "chur-ROSS" just to annoy @dhoover.art...I THINK I catch myself and behave normally in public, but I can believe I slip occasionally. Definitely wouldn't catch & correct myself TO that though. (Hey, honey..."Ro-bit" 😘)
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deadmoose @deadmoose.com · 24/09/2026
At the risk of advocating for the Devil, part of me gets it: I know MY address/phone number + my wife's. After that it falls off fast I know how to get to a bunch of friend's houses but couldn't tell you addresses...some I don't even know street names, just where But my OWN?! I've got that down
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deadmoose @deadmoose.com · 24/09/2026
"We could just make Oreos" www.youtube.com/watch?v=CMkY...
youtube.com
Oreo CEO: Stop Making New Oreos
YouTube video by Dropout
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deadmoose @deadmoose.com · 23/09/2026
Screencap from the music video for Fake Plastic Trees:

Gravity always wins
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deadmoose @deadmoose.com · 22/09/2026
I remember watching Paranormal Activity in theaters and for about the first half it seemed like normal life with cats. OH NO, THE DOOR OPENED OR CLOSED ON ITS OWN! WEIRD CRASHING NOISES! MY KEYS THAT WERE ON THE TABLE ARE NOW HALFWAY ACROSS THE ROOM ON THE FLOOR!
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deadmoose @deadmoose.com · 21/09/2026
static.klipy.com
John Locke: Don't Tell Me What I Can't Do!
Alt: John Locke: Don't Tell Me What I Can't Do!
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deadmoose @deadmoose.com · 20/09/2026
static.klipy.com
Dancing Eggplant
Alt: Yeah, you guessed it. It's a big ol' eggplant. Just rocking back and forth.
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deadmoose @deadmoose.com · 18/09/2026
It's Chuck Tingle all the way down
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deadmoose @deadmoose.com · 18/09/2026
Knuckle tattoos reading: PAN& SCAN
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deadmoose @deadmoose.com · 15/09/2026
Look, we can't disqualify the Prime Minister from that first episode of Black Mirror from joining the FBI. That would be letting the terrorists win.
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deadmoose @deadmoose.com · 11/09/2026
No, slop-bot, because the term is PARAnatural.
Screenshot of Google asking if I'd "like to know more about Dylan's new supernatural abilities"
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deadmoose @deadmoose.com · 10/09/2026
It was SO DUMB
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deadmoose @deadmoose.com · 09/09/2026
Let he who has never liked a porn tweet on 9/11 cast the first stone.
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deadmoose @deadmoose.com · 07/09/2026
This is why I just let actual honest-to-god moss grow on my truck.
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deadmoose @deadmoose.com · 06/09/2026
"Ok, you two aren't going to pick this up, but he's telling her that HE'S about to steal the Declaration now"
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deadmoose @deadmoose.com · 04/09/2026
There are fates worse than death
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Sam Bergman @violanorth.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
There is no smugger motherfucker on the planet than a good-looking straight man who knows he’s successfully pulling off a dumbass mustache.
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deadmoose @deadmoose.com · 04/09/2026
Getting hit by cars is his turf. He's out in traffic, y'know?
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deadmoose @deadmoose.com · 03/09/2026
FWIW, seeing it here I read 3,5,4. But I know I've seen that & read it as 3,4,5 before. I think, for me at least, it depends the actual content and how that hints at direction.
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deadmoose @deadmoose.com · 02/09/2026
I keep waiting for him to go all Freedom Fries on the Canada Goose.
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deadmoose @deadmoose.com · 01/09/2026
Like...tiny little perl scripts to just go ahead and edit xml with a regex stackoverflow.com/a/1732454
stackoverflow.com
RegEx match open tags except XHTML self-contained tags
I need to match all of these opening tags: <p> <a href="foo"> But not self-closing tags: <br /> <hr class="foo" /> I came up with this and wanted to make
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deadmoose @deadmoose.com · 01/09/2026
"Your name shows up as an msoy contributor and on the Flash-adjacent tooling (grodd, flumpdroid, orth)" Oh god, someone stumbled across some war crimes I committed 15 years ago and is asking questions.
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deadmoose @deadmoose.com · 01/09/2026
Chekhov's Urinal-Cake-Covered Swan.
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deadmoose @deadmoose.com · 30/08/2026
bsky.app/profile/mcmi...
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deadmoose @deadmoose.com · 29/08/2026
WAAAAAAAKE.
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deadmoose @deadmoose.com · 28/08/2026
Didn't we already do the "and Grogu" meme cycle?
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Dreamboat Branny 🦢 @bransonreese.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Ten year olds go crazy for Leonard Cohen
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Safely Endangered @safelyendangered.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
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deadmoose @deadmoose.com · 21/08/2026
Having recently driven a car full of 10yos, I really fear for the downstream impact on Swanboy's music suggestions
Suggested music bouncing frantically between things like Leonard Cohen and "It's Raining Tacos"
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deadmoose @deadmoose.com · 21/08/2026
Left foot, right foot, left foot, right. (Feet in the day, feet in the night)
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deadmoose @deadmoose.com · 19/08/2026
Oh shit, Piano Man suddenly got so much bleaker. "It's 9 o'clock on a Saturday, the regular crowd shuffles in" but later "It's a pretty good crowd for a Saturday" which always felt odd. But if it's the regular 9 AM Saturday crowd?
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SwiftOnSecurity @swiftonsecurity.com · 19/08/2026
Why is the Cat Screaming?
1. Why wouldn't the cat scream
2. If you were smart, you'd be doing the same thing
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Ciudad Juárez, 1892. Juan holds up a burrito and says "behold luis, I call it: the burrito." Luis eats it and says "this is delicious Juan, but how on earth does this look like a little donkey?" Juan thinks and surmises "it looks like the ones I grew up with." Juan takes Luis to a field of small, bow-legged cylindrical donkeys who appear to me in great distress. Luis looks on in terror as one of the donkeys repeats "kill me. kill me."
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deadmoose @deadmoose.com · 17/08/2026
Myspace Tom
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deadmoose @deadmoose.com · 17/08/2026
I'm terrified by having a sense of big numbers as time: If each of those donations took one second, that's a solid 2 and 7 hours donating. Spread evenly across a year, 21 and 68 donations per day. I know it's not that she LITERALLY spent a year making a donation every ~20 minutes, buuuuuut....
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deadmoose @deadmoose.com · 14/08/2026
My unfortunately plausible theory is that the admiralty is stuck pretending CiC's contact stream of "negotiations are successful! War is over!" pronouncements are legit. And if they're coming home in a week, you can't send a relief carrier since it would be wasteful/undermine the message
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deadmoose @deadmoose.com · 13/08/2026
Story of my life
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Lisa: MOM, DAD, BLUESKY'S DEAD!
Bart: DEAD SERIOUS ABOUT BEING HORNY FOR HOMELY-LOOKING CHARACTER ACTORS
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deadmoose @deadmoose.com · 12/08/2026
Kiddos start 5th & 8th grade tomorrow!
Russell Crowe as Javert

"We'll be ready for these schoolboys, they will wet themselves with blood"
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deadmoose @deadmoose.com · 11/08/2026
I'm confused because skimming the replies, nobody's mentioned being recruited by the Star League to defend the Frontier against Xur and the Ko-Dan Armada?
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
@MNateShyamalan
Entomologist here. Great question! It may seem surprising that the scientific community could miss an entire bug species after all this time, especially when it’s THIS big. The answer might surprise you more. Let’s dive in (1/?)

(quoting:)
@theoceanblooms
can I ask a question: how does something like this go undiscovered until now

(quoting:)
@ABC
Scientists have discovered a giant new species of stick insect in Australia, which is over 15 inches long and researchers say may be the heaviest insect in the country.

@MNateShyamalan
he look like stick (2/2)
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deadmoose @deadmoose.com · 09/08/2026
Captain Archer looking confused with the Who Wants To Be A Millionaire graphics over him: 

"It's been..."

A: One week since you looked at me
B: Seven hours and fifteen days
C: Awhile
D: A long road
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Phineas @phineas.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Arby’s-style typography and branding along with some photos of an Arby’s sandwich and curly fries. But the copy reads: 
And I hope you die
I hope we both die
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deadmoose @deadmoose.com · 07/08/2026
Look at Fancy Pants here, keeping paperclips in a container instead of loose in the drawer.
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deadmoose @deadmoose.com · 06/08/2026
static.klipy.com
Marilyn Manson's Intense Gaze
Alt: Marilyn Manson nodding, looking perhaps a little jealous.
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