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deadmoose @deadmoose.com · 26/09/2026
It's currently late night where I'm going, so beer before noon is just getting a jump on jet lag, right?
A bottle of Old Speckled Hen in an airport lounge
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deadmoose @deadmoose.com · 25/09/2026
Gethsemane mentioned, time to dig out this classic banger
Screenshot of a 2018 tweet from @bartlebytaco:

it's catholic canon that in the garden of gethsemane jesus christ saw every sin committed by human beings which means that he watched a guy blasting rope to waluigi hentai and still decided to sacrifice himself for humanity. absolute legend
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deadmoose @deadmoose.com · 23/09/2026
Screencap from the music video for Fake Plastic Trees:

Gravity always wins
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deadmoose @deadmoose.com · 18/09/2026
Knuckle tattoos reading: PAN& SCAN
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deadmoose @deadmoose.com · 11/09/2026
No, slop-bot, because the term is PARAnatural.
Screenshot of Google asking if I'd "like to know more about Dylan's new supernatural abilities"
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deadmoose @deadmoose.com · 21/08/2026
Having recently driven a car full of 10yos, I really fear for the downstream impact on Swanboy's music suggestions
Suggested music bouncing frantically between things like Leonard Cohen and "It's Raining Tacos"
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deadmoose @deadmoose.com · 17/08/2026
Myspace Tom
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deadmoose @deadmoose.com · 12/08/2026
Kiddos start 5th & 8th grade tomorrow!
Russell Crowe as Javert

"We'll be ready for these schoolboys, they will wet themselves with blood"
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deadmoose @deadmoose.com · 09/08/2026
Captain Archer looking confused with the Who Wants To Be A Millionaire graphics over him: 

"It's been..."

A: One week since you looked at me
B: Seven hours and fifteen days
C: Awhile
D: A long road
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deadmoose @deadmoose.com · 24/07/2026
A Yink giving a wink while it has a drink of ink. (The ink it likes to drink is pink)
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deadmoose @deadmoose.com · 23/07/2026
Enormous man, Jack Reacher with the text "God bless us, every one"
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deadmoose @deadmoose.com · 21/07/2026
Nobody gets me quite like google music
Screenshot of the autogenerated "My Supermix" suggesting music from: Noah Kahan, Death Cab For Cutie, T-Pain, Nathan Oliver
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deadmoose @deadmoose.com · 25/06/2026
The sleazy Wonder Woman 1984 grifter:

The pool looks perfect already

But we're fixing it
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deadmoose @deadmoose.com · 17/06/2026
In Torment Nexus news, I remember this exact episode of Black Mirror.
A FB ad for sending an AI "Simmie" on first dates for you (presumably with other AIs) to figure out which are "actually worth meeting."
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deadmoose @deadmoose.com · 13/06/2026
DaiMon Bok
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deadmoose @deadmoose.com · 05/06/2026
What do you mean "not in list"?! @slimerancher.com
Today's Squaredle, highlighting "PLORT"
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deadmoose @deadmoose.com · 02/06/2026
Robert Redford in Spy Game: "Correct. Dinner Out is a go."
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deadmoose @deadmoose.com · 20/05/2026
@dhoover.art
A card from someecards:

It's remarkable how long we've tolerated each other.
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deadmoose @deadmoose.com · 20/05/2026
Live view of @dhoover.art every day when the nearly-13-year-old gets home from school.
That meme image of the dude at a party, face pressed up against the side of some girl's face, talking at her while she just stares into the distance longing for The End of All Things.
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deadmoose @deadmoose.com · 11/05/2026
Mother's Day movie night!
The Babadook
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deadmoose @deadmoose.com · 10/05/2026
I don't know what you're talking about
Costco price sign for solar powered lawn flamingos
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deadmoose @deadmoose.com · 08/05/2026
Alternately, and better-scanning:
Aqua's music video for Barbie Girl:

I'm a PornHub Girl
In a PornHub World
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deadmoose @deadmoose.com · 08/05/2026
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deadmoose @deadmoose.com · 06/05/2026
I'd just seen this the other day, and yeah it tracks. Swan Boy worships chaos.
Screenshot of a tweet:

Breasts feed and nurture life. They are the bedrock of civilization. The ass expels waste and can only destroy. The boob man is a creator, the butt man worships chaos.
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deadmoose @deadmoose.com · 02/05/2026
Post your warning sign.
A laminated sheet of paper stuck to a dingy wall above an even dingier toilet:

WARNING

FLOOR IS
ELECTRICUTED
IF YOU PEE ON IT
YOU COULD DIE

(silhouette of someone standing and peeing into a toilet)

AIM WELL BEFORE
SHOOTING
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deadmoose @deadmoose.com · 28/04/2026
Chat, is it good when I quote Pontius Pilate while approving a PR?
A PR comment starting "In an ideal world, " before being redacted. It ends with bolded text "I am innocent of the blood of this just person; see ye to it."

And then /lgtm, /approve
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deadmoose @deadmoose.com · 17/04/2026
Still working my way there
A little bitty Ereader asleep showing the cover of Dune
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deadmoose @deadmoose.com · 16/04/2026
THE GROUND.
A Facebook notification saying "Happy birthday to..."
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deadmoose @deadmoose.com · 13/04/2026
I kinda have to pee, but....yeah.
A furry asshole pinning legs to a couch.
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deadmoose @deadmoose.com · 07/04/2026
The Pacific Rim "Cancelling the Apocalypse" speech, but "Today, we are suspending the apocalypse for a period of two weeks"
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deadmoose @deadmoose.com · 06/04/2026
Private Charles Lamb
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deadmoose @deadmoose.com · 31/03/2026
I can't believe Under Armour has gone woke like this. THERE ARE TWO GENDERS, AND WOMEN CANNOT DRINK FROM THE SAME BOTTLES AS MEN. At least they still acknowledge that children's bodies are too young and developing to handle this.
Screenshot of an ad for an big gray jug from Under Armor: "ADULT UNISEX SIDELINE 1-GALLON JUG WATER BOTTLE"
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deadmoose @deadmoose.com · 15/03/2026
The King isn't mad, he's just disappointed.
The King of All Cosmos talking to the absolute failure that is The Prince: This is not your fault, but Ours for believing in you.
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deadmoose @deadmoose.com · 13/03/2026
They mayor from Jaws on a crowded beach giving an interview: The strait is open and people are having a wonderful time
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deadmoose @deadmoose.com · 12/03/2026
One Piece had the answer all along!
Nami from One Piece explaining "Reverse Mountain". It's a mountain with rivers flowing UP from each direction, letting ships sail up and over it.
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deadmoose @deadmoose.com · 09/03/2026
The Simpsons: Videotaping this crime spree is the best idea we ever had
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deadmoose @deadmoose.com · 04/03/2026
Wesley Snipes from Passenger 57: Always "project" on black
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deadmoose @deadmoose.com · 25/02/2026
Gotta get this for when I pick up my middle-schooler. effinbirds.threadless.com/designs/jogu...
"How do you do, fellow kids" except the skateboard has Jogu on it
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deadmoose @deadmoose.com · 21/02/2026
The Data+Geordi+Guinan bit with "I hate this it is revolting!" "More?" "Please."

Except it's been expertly photoshopped to be Tuvok and Neelix.
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deadmoose @deadmoose.com · 20/02/2026
I was pretty happy how this one came out
The handwashing technique poster set to Pink Floyd's The Great Gig in the Sky.

"I am not frightened of dying. Any time will do, I don't mind. Why should I be frightened of dying? There's no reason for it, you've gotta go sometime."

And then 9 more frames of wordless vocalizations.
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deadmoose @deadmoose.com · 13/02/2026
Glengarry Glen Ross chalkboard:

A always
B be
C committing murder (against the King of Scotland)
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deadmoose @deadmoose.com · 12/02/2026
David S. Pumpkins with his skeletons:

"And dessert is?"

"PART OF IT."
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deadmoose @deadmoose.com · 07/02/2026
Sergeant Doakes: surprise, brittany
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deadmoose @deadmoose.com · 22/01/2026
Quick, someone give him the wig & kerchief!
Little John from Disney's Robin Hood. But in this shot, he's dressed up in drag with a huge grin and even huger boobs.
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deadmoose @deadmoose.com · 05/01/2026
In Torment Nexus news, we had the cautionary tale about this a mere *checks Memory Alpha* 31 years ago?
A nonconsensual sexy hologram of Kira Nerys, hacked to instead have Quark's head
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deadmoose @deadmoose.com · 01/01/2026
......
Your 2026 Word: smol
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deadmoose @deadmoose.com · 01/01/2026
Scotty would like to get his hands on her ample nacelles, if you'll pardon the engineering parlance.
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deadmoose @deadmoose.com · 31/12/2025
You were too slow on the draw, so I bribed the scryer for you.
A skeleton stranded atop what was probably a pretty sweet tide pool before the TIDES CHANGED.
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deadmoose @deadmoose.com · 25/12/2025
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deadmoose @deadmoose.com · 12/12/2025
Nice.
The Wish You Were Here 50th anniversary store listing, with 69 products.
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