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Derekula

@deadderek.bsky.social
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My cousin once called me “The Clown with No Whimsy” boxd.it/268GZ

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The Onion @theonion.com · 13h
Heart-Wrenching Movie Scene Immediately Cuts To Liberty Biberty
Heart-Wrenching Movie Scene Immediately Cuts To Liberty Biberty
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Thembo @thembo.bsky.social · 4h
Banning fraternities forever is the moderate position
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 10h
if you know anything about senator schmitt's monumental fuck up in the jack smith hearing, i implore you to reach out. can be anonymous. signal: marisakabas.04 email: marisa@thehandbasket.co
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Senator Amy Klobuchar @klobuchar.senate.gov · 11h
Before calling someone a “dirtbag,” the Senator should have had his facts straight. An apology is in order. Glad one of us knew the difference between the Atlanta Hawks and the Iowa Hawkeyes!
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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 10h
Two Schmitt staffers realizing this might be their last day.
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 12h
oh my fucking god, you have to watch this. eric schmitt just made himself the main character.
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caroline cash @cashbrowns.bsky.social · 16h
Nancy 9/29/26 … “Sluggo’s Terrible New Hat” Part 2
Nancy is in disbelief, at the sight of Sluggo’s terrible hat. She hesitantly asks him what’s up, he says not much. She questions “you sure?”
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Kat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 15h
I literally don’t know a single woman who hasn’t been raped, stalked, groped, harassed, or sexually violated in some way at some point in their life. If you choose to doubt and dox survivors, just know every woman in your life is disgusted by you.
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Of course, the vile Trump regime sides with bigoted parents over vulnerable kids.
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Nash @radiodeadair.com · 28/09/2026
All it took was getting kicked out of the White House press room and suddenly CNN remembers that "lie" is a word.
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caroline cash @cashbrowns.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Nancy 9/28/26 … “Sluggo’s Terrible New Hat” Part 1
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C. Robert Cargill @crobertcargill.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
That Choosin' Texas nonsense is 100% cope. Conservatives need a win and would like to believe Conservative coded media is dominating, rather than the sad truth that the Billboard charts haven't functioned properly for years, and is no real barometer of what most people are really listening to.
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C. Robert Cargill @crobertcargill.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I was at a convention with Barry once, and we hung out most of the weekend. He was hosting a screening of Rocky Horror Picture Show after signing hours when there was a sound issue during “Damnit, Janet.” Barry ran over and grabbed me saying “Cargill, you know the words! Come on!”
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Derekula @deadderek.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Just walked into Primetime in 4DX and Chris Hanson is telling me to take a seat.
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Lindsay P Cohn @lindsaypcohn.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
This (Rolling Stone) take actually says more abt the writer than anything else. They *must* be aware that almost no one listens to anything not curated by taste. That a song could be very popular and also still totally unknown to huge numbers of ppl isn’t only possible but likely.
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caroline cash @cashbrowns.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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Nancy is admiring Tattoo Flash in the window of a Tattoo Parlor. She points out that she wants the <3 Mom tattoo flash, but that it should say Aunt instead.
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The Serfs (youtube.com/theserfstv) @theserfstv.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I'm always fascinated by moves like this because given everything we already know about Musk (horses for handjob bribes, SA, begging to go to Epstein island, cheating at video games, nazi inc) what could be so damaging that it requires this level of censorship?
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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
you guys broke watergate
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bijan @bijan.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
i think about this post all the time. you might too
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I am paid a very high salary to design new ways to hurt innocent people. Please don't hurt me. I want to live. My job is to hurt your children. Please, don't do anything to me. I want to be safe. My job is to make your family sick. I want to live. Please, I deserve to live. Pleas
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Seth Masket @smotus.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Interviewing the inventor of napalm about his hats
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Abendroth @abendroth.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Now watching Subspecies 3! Subspecies 2 and 3 were filmed back to back and imo it's my favorite thing that Full Moon Entertainment ever did. The Vampire Radu is a great villain and it's a good vampiric corruption story, which I'm all about because of reasons
A very beautiful vampire woman with long curly hair and her fangs bared.
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Abigail Larson @abigaillarson.com · 25/09/2026
Happy Autumn 🍂
illustration by Abigail Larson depicting the ghost of a woman walking under a ruined stone arch. Three goblins watch her from the top of the ruins. The image has an Autumnal atmosphere, dead leaves are falling.
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Max Kennerly @maxkennerly.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
elon musk, the slur expert
Tesla’s racism trial in California opened Monday with a bad day for the company’s lawyers. The first witness testified that a senior Tesla in-house attorney had called him last week and let him believe he was working for the state, according to Law360 (paywall).

That same morning, Tesla’s outside counsel told the judge the N-word is a “term of respect and endearment” in the Black community. Both happened in front of Judge Peter Borkon, the one person who will decide the case.
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Repeated, targeted harassment against any account will cause the harassing accounts to receive, at minimum, temporary suspensions. 

The words “cis” or “cisgender” are considered slurs on this platform.
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Dr. Vaughn Joy @gvaughnjoy.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I hope future generations judge us all for empowering Mark Zuckerberg, the man who only ever had one good idea which was born out of his desire to rank the hotness of women who would never look at him. He really is not the symbol of our times that we want, but he is the one we deserve.
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Rae Rae @desiraemessenger.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Apparently Dr. Oz said this?!!
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Peter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Netanyahu did a promo reel saying he’d reveal “the truth” about Mamdani and then his actual speech was a standard NY Post editorial.
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Gaius (from Tribunate) @gaius.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
This puts mainstream Democrats in a real pickle. Should they support their incredibly popular mayor or a foreign leader who is best friends with Trump and works overtime to get Republicans elected. No easy answer here
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Wear The Peace @wearthepeace.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Actress Susan Sarandon being arrested earlier today for protesting Benjamin Netanyahu’s speech at the United Nations. One is speaking out against genocide, one is committing it. One was arrested, one was not.
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Ashley Lynch ✂️🎞️ @ashleylynch.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
How long before Ellison disappears James Gunn's Superman movie when he learns Hawkgirl drops to his death a genocidal war criminal stand-in for Netanyahu in the movie.
The feminine urge to drop war criminals from the stratosphere.
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Rob Sheridan @rob-sheridan.com · 23/09/2026
I don’t know who needs to hear this, but Costco has a $50 giant Frankenstein head made of green chocolate that includes a mallet for smashing his head open at which point a pound of gummy body parts will spill forth from the edible wreckage of his face
“Monster Mash Chocolate, filled with body part shaped gummies. SMASH FOR OVER 1LB.
OF GUMMIES INSIDE!”
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Erin Reed @erininthemorning.com · 24/09/2026
We are at the break glass moment on the Democratic Party and its treatment of transgender people, and it is my opinion that if we don’t act now and loudly demand to be heard, we will suffer the consequences of their shift.
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Eduardo @eddgosbender.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
in a world full of ed sheerans and pinks, be more like hannah einbinder and susan sarandon
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Gianmarco Soresi @gianmarcosoresi.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Jesus fucking christ the way capitalism can’t help but lead to a small number of psychotic individuals being involved in every aspect of society
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 24/09/2026
ebert on cage: still true
There are often lists of the great living male movie stars: De Niro, Nicholson and Pacino, usually. How often do you see the name of Nicolas Cage? He should always be up there. He's daring and fearless in his choice of roles, and unafraid to crawl out on a limb, saw it off and remain suspended in air. No one else can project inner trembling so effectively. Recall the opening scenes in "Leaving Las Vegas." See him in Scorsese's "Bringing Out the Dead." Think of the title character in "The Weather Man." Watch him melting down in "Adaptation." And then remember that he can also do a parachuting Elvis impersonator ("Honeymoon in Vegas"), a wild rock 'n' roller ("Wild at Heart"), a lovesick one-handed baker ("Moonstruck"), a straight-arrow Secret Service agent ("Guarding Tess") and on and on.
He always seems so earnest. However improbable his character, he never winks at the audience. He is committed to the character with every atom and plays him as if he were him. His success in making Charlie Kaufman a neurotic mess and Donald Kaufman a carefree success story, in the same movie, comes largely from this gift. There are slight cosmetic differences between the two: Charlie usually needs a shave, Donald has a little more hair. But the real reason we can tell the twins apart, even when they're in the same trick shot, comes from within: Cage can tell them apart. He is always Charlie when he plays Charlie, always Donald when he plays Donald. Look and see.
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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
guy who fell into a coma after the last episode of fawlty towers wakes up and looks at the internet
5 panel comic

Panel 1: Purple Guy looks at a laptop and says “boy o boy! I wonder what my comedy hero’s up to”

Panel 2: A tweet from John Cleese that reads “This is where the Arabs were ahead of us

By castrating all their slaves, they made sure that there were no descendants who could claim reparations”

Panels 3-5: Purple Guy slowly closes laptop with a mystified look of revulsion
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Howard Ashman stan account @michaelchu7.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Miss Piggy really is the epitome of everything Emma Frost wishes to embody, though Untouchable blonde beauty and unassailable charisma granting cultural and social dominance, backed up by physical strength, martial prowess, an unshakeable will, and an intense, unwavering belief in your own value
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The Swampert Stan @johnslpaul.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Godzilla and Ghidorah are gonna hate fuck, confirmed.
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Pajiba @pajiba.com · 23/09/2026
Jack Haven Reminds Us That The Majority of Actors Are Struggling
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Jack Haven Reminds Us That The Majority of Actors Are Struggling
You might recognize Jack Haven from TV shows like Atypical or films like I Saw the TV Glow and Teenage Sex and Death at Camp Miasma. They're a young and acclaimed performer who has been acting since childhood and is... Read more...
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The Onion @theonion.com · 23/09/2026
Mr. Autumn Man Walking Down Street With Cup Of Coffee, Wearing Sweater Over Plaid Collared Shirt theonion.com/mr-autumn-man-walking-…
Mr. Autumn Man Walking Down Street With Cup Of Coffee, Wearing Sweater Over Plaid Collared Shirt
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Justin Baragona @justinbaragona.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Welp. According to Semafor, David Ellison has discussed bringing Elon Musk on as an investor in Paramount's merger with Warner Bros., which could mean Musk could have a stake in CBS News and CNN. www.semafor.com/article/09/2...
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Exclusive: Paramount weighs tapping Musk for equity investment
A cash injection from SpaceX billionaire Elon Musk could reduce investor Larry Ellison’s financial burden and bolster the deal’s investor base.
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 23/09/2026
you ever think about how the people who responded the worst to a generational black swan public health crisis have decided the best thing to do is make sure we have more of them
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Ketan Joshi @ketanjoshi.co · 23/09/2026
Haven't seen a better AI explainer than this one (even if it somewhat overstates the AI safety stuff) www.instagram.com/reel/Ddlt1kR...
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Ross Johnson @rosserford.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Celebrating Bisexual Visibility Day by thinking about Vincent Price again
Vincent Price, in period dress  looking sultryVincent Price looking sexy and tortured
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Ivy @askylitocean.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
A path into another dimension
Corn field path
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Ashley Lynch ✂️🎞️ @ashleylynch.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Not sure I've seen this much unabashed "please step on me, mommy" in the comments since Lady D got introduced in Resident Evil.
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Lady Emily ☄️ @ladyemily.nebula.tv · 23/09/2026
These two movies being listed right next to each other really is a great showcase of the amount of variety you can find streaming on Tubi
Posters for The Amazing Bulk and House
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 22/09/2026
America is free only when the media is competitive, independent, and accountable to the people. apnews.com/article/warn...
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States settle lawsuit over Paramount-Warner merger, clearing key hurdle for $81 billion deal
Twelve states and Hollywood writers challenging Paramount’s buyout of Warner Bros. Discovery have agreed to settle their lawsuits against the mega merger.
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