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My cousin once called me “The Clown with No Whimsy” boxd.it/268GZ

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Derekula @deadderek.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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Handsome Guys
Body Snatchers
Nightcrawler
Predators
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Derekula @deadderek.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I probably won’t be seeing this because Jonah Hill, but it’d be genuinely funny if they keep referencing some adventure involving aliens that we never get to see
MIB23 logo
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Derekula @deadderek.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
If you see this, post a vampire that isn’t Dracula
Radu Vladislas from Subspecies, slurping blood off a knife.
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Derekula @deadderek.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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Evil Dead Burn
Boorman and the Devil
Resident Evil (2026)
Practical Magic 2
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Derekula @deadderek.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
“I’m not interesting in seeing Resident Evil, I’m trying to figure out how to get them to see the PResident’s Evil!”
Hillary Clinton looking entirely to proud of herself. Microphone in her right hand, her left arm verticle. A crowd behind her pretends to laugh.
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Derekula @deadderek.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Elizabeth Holmes tells Nathan Fielder “I am not complicit. I have my personal views on this devastating conflict.”Nathan Fielder reacts uncomfortably
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Derekula @deadderek.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
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Godzilla (1954)
GMK
Godzilla vs Hedorah
Godzilla vs Destoroyah
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Derekula @deadderek.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Was Tweety being Peter Lorre’s bird in Coyote vs Acme a deep cut Carrotblanca reference?
End card to Carrotblanca depicting Tweety Bird as Peter Lorre in the WB logo. The phrase “That’s all Folks!” appears in the sky, overhead.
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Derekula @deadderek.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
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The Best Little Whorehouse in Texas
Amityville 3-D
The Rocky Horror Picture Show 
Teenage Sex and Death at Camp Miasma
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Derekula @deadderek.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
4 Hello Kitty/Godzilla Happy Meal toys standing in a row.
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Derekula @deadderek.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
The bystander from Spider-Man (2002) who thinks Spider-Man might be a woman. She’s surrounded by good dogs.
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Derekula @deadderek.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
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The School is Watching
a self-induced hallucination
Hotel Coolgardie
A Woman Under the Influence
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Derekula @deadderek.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Famous portrait of Dracula:
Portrait of Cosmo Kramer.
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Derekula @deadderek.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Agamemnon from the Odyssey could GET IT
Black Knight Ghost from Scooby Doo 2: Monsters Unleashed
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Derekula @deadderek.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Getting caught up on horror releases I’ve missed.
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They Will Kill You
Exit 8
Passenger
Undertone
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Derekula @deadderek.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Ralph Wiggum: “Me, fail English? That’s unpossible”
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Derekula @deadderek.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
The conversation around Possession understandably focuses a lot on Isabelle Adjani’s iconic performance, but I think Sam Neill’s take on her frustrated and possessive husband is equally important. These two are what make the film so incredible.
Sam Neill and Isabelle Adjani in Possession (1981)
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Derekula @deadderek.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
I was at my cousin’s, that’s why this is all over the place.
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Wet Hot American Summer
The Little Death
The Other Woman
Romance of Ida
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Derekula @deadderek.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Woman pointing at Kat Abughazaleh saying “this mf paid for shrimp.” Meme is shitty quality because poster has the editing skills of a 70 year old.
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Derekula @deadderek.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Oh shit, Hollywood is watching, this is my chance! Here I go…
Marge Simpson in a courtroom nervously says “How about…Ghost Mutt?”
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Derekula @deadderek.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
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Pulse (2001)
The Texas Chain Saw Massacre
Off the Menu
Harvie Krumpet
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Derekula @deadderek.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
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Shhh!
It Draws Closer
Pleasant Inn
Full Moon Glory Hole
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Derekula @deadderek.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
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I Walked with a Zombie
Man-Made Monster
The Mad Ghoul
The Mad Doctor of Market Street
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Derekula @deadderek.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
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The Return of the Vampire
Bud Abbott and Lou Costello Meet the Killer, Boris Karloff
Oddity
Rawhead Rex
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Derekula @deadderek.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
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Cry_Wolf
Michael Clayton
Hokum
Shin Godzilla
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Derekula @deadderek.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
William Castle in Mr. Sardonicus, holding up the “Mr. Sardonicus” Punishment Poll.


It’s giving a thumbs down.
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Derekula @deadderek.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
Marry me, flower girl from Dracula 1931
The flower girl from Dracula (1931). Her eyes are wide in terror (but also maybe attraction? She IS looking at Bela Lugosi.)
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Derekula @deadderek.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
Made sure to give this morning.
Confirmation of $52.06 donation to Trans Youth Emergency Fund
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Derekula @deadderek.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
Go ahead and destroy the AI data centers Godzilla. Make the people happy
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Derekula @deadderek.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
Jesus on Easter, probably
John Wick saying “I’m thinking I’m back”
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Derekula @deadderek.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
Homer Simpson, mouth full of omelette and wisdom, angrily suggests “maybe you should shut up.”
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Derekula @deadderek.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
Died in 1991
An unimpressed Ralph Wiggum proclaiming “That is so 1991” in response to Bart doing the Bartman.
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Derekula @deadderek.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
Shot from Fun With Dick and Jane where stocks crash during Dick’s interview.
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Derekula @deadderek.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
This was, like, a couple weeks ago
Trump Truth Social post claiming we did not need UK’s help in the Middle East.
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Derekula @deadderek.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
Edited panel from Nancy. It features Sluggo (who is lit) shouting “I TAKE YOU TO A SEA FOOD RESTAURANT AND YOU WANT A Hamburger”
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Derekula @deadderek.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
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Video Heaven
Gaslight
Song Sung Blue
The BRIDE!
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Derekula @deadderek.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
Lil bro thought he cooked here
Hegseth looking entirely too proud of what he’s about to say. Probably drunk.
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Derekula @deadderek.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
Should probably be getting caught up on best picture nominees, but I guess I was just in the mood for mid horror films (not you Backrooms, you’re still cool for at least a few months)
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Strange Harvest
Man Finds Tape
Backrooms (short film)
Shelby Oaks
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Derekula @deadderek.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
My cousin FINALLY sent my Christmas present, and she changed all the characters in the game Guess Who into horror characters, I’m obsessed. How dare she keep this from me for so long!
Guess Who board with monsters/horror characters (left to right, back to front): Frankenstein’s Monster, The Gentleman (from Buffy), La Llorona, Michael Myers, Chucky, Freddy, Orlok, Wendigo, Dracula, Slender Man, a banshee, Samara, Invisible Man, Creeper (from Scooby Doo), Babadook, The Mothman, Jason, Ash Williams, Krampus, Wolf Man, Gill-Man, Pinhead Trump, Mindflayer.
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Derekula @deadderek.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
The women of my Letterboxd top 4
Mary from Its A Wonderful Life The Bride from The Bride of FrankensteinLisa from Rear WindowThe Witness from 12 Angry Men
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Derekula @deadderek.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
Martin Sheen as President Stillson in The Dead Zone saying “the Missiles are flying. Hallelujah.” 

What? I’m just posting this because I love David Cronenberg? Why, did something happen today?
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Derekula @deadderek.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
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Taylor Tomlinson: Prodigal Daughter
Twin Peaks: Fire Walk With Me
Twin Peaks (Pilot Episode)
Fyre
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Derekula @deadderek.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
Fuck this racist pig and anyone who enables him
Excerpt from Trump’s Address: “The Somali pirates who ransack Minnesota remind us that there are large parts of the world where bribery, corruption and lawlessness are the norm, not the exception. Importing these cultures through unrestricted immigration and open borders brings those problems right here to the USA,”
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Derekula @deadderek.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
Watching the press conference
The president (WKUK Sam Brown) sheepishly walks towards podium draped in maroon outfit.
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Derekula @deadderek.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
Happy Valentine’s Day!
Onion article with edited headline: “Fucking Loser At Wuthering Heights All By Himself On Valentine’s Day.” Pictured is a guy alone in an empty theater (I’m not as lucky, my theater is FULL of couples.)
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Derekula @deadderek.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
Peter Griffin, from the Life of Larry reboot, yells at his sex pest friend Quagmire: “who the fuck starts a conversation like that? I just sat down!”
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Derekula @deadderek.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
Happy Valentine’s Eve
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My Bloody Valentine 2009
Heart Eyes
Keeper
Send Help
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Derekula @deadderek.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
Delta Slim from Sinners: “See, white folks, they like the blues just fine. They just don’t like the people who make it”
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Derekula @deadderek.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
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The Muppet Show (2026)
Evil Has Always Had a Name
Francis Ford Coppola’s Bram Stoker’s Dracula
Def by Temptation
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Derekula @deadderek.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
Like, it MUST be a joke…
“Bernie Sanders says no one should be a billionaire,” the movement’s organizers said on X. “We say that *everyone* should be a billionaire.”
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