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jenn schiffer 😎 @jennschiffer.com · 27/09/2026

this monday night, goblins! 🎤🎤🎤 come out from the confines of nor'easter shelter and sing new text sets like trader joe's products, youtube apologies...with a new visual montage mode that will have you screaming "wow i love coming to robot karaoke!" and/or "dark chocolate sticks with crispy rice"

screenshot of robot karaoke in action with the song call me maybe with lyrics from trader joe's products - the lyric "where you think you're going baby" is replaced with "mini apple danish pastries" and around the text are photos of said pastries and all the other items mentioned in the song

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your idiot friend @dcousineau.com · 25/09/2026

"[he explained to his date that he worked] at Palantir [because it] allows him to help pay off his parents … medical bills" 2 paragraphs later… "And … he makes up stories … like … the medical debt. His parents don't have any" Palantir may be a symptom, not a cause… www.wired.com/story/tech-b...

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Why No One Wants to Date Tech Bros

Once seen as nerdy but harmless innovators, men in tech are now widely regarded as red-pilled Elon Musk wannabes. It’s made getting laid a whole lot harder.

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Liz Fong-Jones (方禮真) @lizthegrey.com · 19/09/2026

we did this. by foisting pivot-to-video on everyone. then mobile-first. then crypto. then "metaverse", and finally ai bullshit that didn't work at the time it was rolled out to the masses.

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your idiot friend @dcousineau.com · 08/09/2026

Little over halfway through my Scotland trip and my biggest takeaway is we collectively have done Haggis dirty.

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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Once you notice this, it's the most obvious double standard in the political press. Democrats have to answer for the smallest voice even if it has no actual tie to them, but Republicans never have to answer for the insanely racist billionaire donor driving their entire party.

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your idiot friend @dcousineau.com · 06/09/2026

“I have to miss the first week of college football because I’m vacationing in Scotland, but that’s fine surely nothing will happen during the cupcake games…”

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Lupita Nihongo @otsumamiboy.blacksky.app · 01/09/2026

If buying isn't owning then piracy can't be theft. Any reasonable corporation knows that.

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your idiot friend @dcousineau.com · 28/08/2026

I’ve been a little too heads-down building these last few years… Unfortunately in the past month or two I’ve come to the conclusion that while I’m proud of what I built, my startup has one last swing left and it’s not one that needs me. So I am on the hunt for what’s next, be it leadership or IC.

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Garrett M. Graff @vermontgmg.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

One way you know Dolly Parton lived life the right way: I don’t think anyone’s going to get fired for accurately quoting Dolly Parton today.

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The Onion @theonion.com · 19/08/2026

Democratic Socialism: Myth Vs. Fact theonion.com/democratic-socialism-m…

MYTH: The government will take away your money and give it to the poor.

FACT: You are the poor.

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Ian Coldwater 🧊🚫 @lookitup.baby · 09/08/2026

Came across a dev saying they couldn’t do their job without LLMs now just like they wouldn’t have been able to do their job without being able to copy and paste from Stack Overflow 5 years ago

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s. e. smith @sesmith.lol · 05/08/2026

JKR explicitly said she considers anything Potter-related, even fan-made, endorsement of her politics. And every time you engage with this franchise, you signal to the industry that there's still money in it and they should keep pumping out content from full-cast audiobooks to book box partnerships.

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Soraya Nadia McDonald @soraya.press · 04/08/2026

It is 2006. I am 22. The US is mired in a costly Forever War. A predictable historic market collapse looms. I do not have health insurance. It is 2026. I am 42. The US is mired in a costly Forever War. A predictable historic market collapse looms. I do not have health insurance.

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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

hey weirdo why didn’t you reply to me telling you to fuck off? and why haven’t you fucked off and/or ate shit?

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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

You can just decide to post bad all day if you want. It's not a big deal. Nobody is looking at this website but us.

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Cheryl Lynn Eaton @cheryllynneaton.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

Hold on now. Let's not blame the factory when deregulation is clearly the problem.

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Musicology Duck @musicologyduck.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

drunk girl trying to tell her friends that she thinks they are “weekend at Bernie’s” with McConnell, but she has got completely the wrong movie and keeps calling it “doing a Fish Called Wanda” with him and I’m dying

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your idiot friend @dcousineau.com · 25/07/2026

I’m turning the corner on the fact that, with the right dev test loop tools, CORRECTNESS is no longer in question. But knowledge sharing and architectural overview still is, so what does a(n agentic) PR review look like from that lens

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your idiot friend @dcousineau.com · 23/07/2026

We love checking our email and seeing that the silly .sexy tld you bought 10 years ago had its renewal price hiked to $2,500+ per year. OH WELL BACK TO DOTCOM.

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Chappell Ellison @chappelltracker.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

Imagine thinking graphic design could get better than this

A black-and-white vintage advertisement for fantasy-themed T-shirts aimed at Dungeons & Dragons fans.

At the top is an illustration of a dragon perched on a stone bridge with its wings spread wide. Beneath it, large text reads:

"T-Shirts FOR D&D ENTHUSIASTS"

Below are three sample shirt designs:

A female fantasy archer framed in an oval.
A hooded, shadowy figure with only the eyes visible.
A muscular fantasy warrior standing in a stone archway.

The ad states that all designs are printed in full color on white T-shirts with navy trim. Adult sizes (S–XL) are listed at $6.95 postpaid, and children's sizes (S–L) at $5.95. Customers are instructed to designate the design number and size and send a check or money order.

At the bottom, the company information reads:

"SMS Screen Printers"
336 Broadway
Chico, CA 95926

The ornate border and fantasy artwork give the advertisement a distinctly late-1970s or early-1980s tabletop gaming aesthetic.

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your idiot friend @dcousineau.com · 20/07/2026

My girlfriend: Happy Birthday! Also my girlfriend: Wait, you’re 40 next year?! I can’t be dating a 40 year old, noooo!

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rahaeli @rahaeli.bsky.social · 18/07/2026

Fantastic writeup of an incredibly complex problem with the interdependence of the entire food system and how the people it screws hardest are the people who care most

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Alexandria Stone @alexandria-stone.bsky.social · 28/10/2025

🕯️Manifesting 🕯️

THIS IS THE
EMPLOYMENT JELLY
Drawing of a slime with a briefcase and pencil
REBLOG WHENEVER THE HELL YOU LIKE AND YOU'LL GET A JOB THAT YOU LOVE AND DESERVE.

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post malone ergo propter malone @proptermalone.bsky.social · 10/07/2026

we do the ha-ha clueless thing but the truth imo is that it is culturally possible to grow up male-- and this is not intended as self-flagellation, just as descriptive-- without really internalizing that women also have sexual agency, which means you miss when they're exercising it at you

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captain bleach @blainecapatch.bsky.social · 10/07/2026

at the Dyson service center and this dog just realized it's in Dog Hell

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Jason Scott @textfiles.com · 03/07/2026

I'll summarize this: Mamdani asked NYers to keep air conditioning at 78 degrees. A wave criticism hit online. A MSNBC broadcast pointed out the US Department of Energy recommends that 78 degree figure. Immediately after, the US Department of Energy deleted 6,000 web pages related to energy saving.

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your idiot friend @dcousineau.com · 28/06/2026

Seeing an ice cream truck at a gas station has the same vibe as running across your teacher at the grocery store and I cannot be convinced otherwise.

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your idiot friend @dcousineau.com · 26/06/2026

Unleash King Ghidorah on Godzilla. The hydra haranguer is the only beast who seems to understand the threat.

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Garrett Gilchrist @garrettgilchrist.bsky.social · 24/06/2025

NANCY PELOSI: We must find the next generation of Democratic leadership. Young, charismatic and exciting candidates who can energize the party. People that voters love because they're not 80 years old and sold out to big capital. CHUCK SCHUMER (behind sniper rifle): Found one PELOSI: Take the shot

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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 24/06/2026

Democratic voters prefer politicians who are ready, willing and able to fight. Where incumbents fail that test, voters will look to replace them with politicians who will actually fight. That's it. Thank you for coming to my Ted Talk.

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Leigh Walton @leighwalton.bsky.social · 24/06/2026

My brother, if we win the Democratic Party primaries then we ARE the Democratic Party

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your idiot friend @dcousineau.com · 20/06/2026

At the Reflecting Pool, and guys, this doesn’t look right

Newt, the little girl in the movie Aliens, in the dark chest deep in water with her doll as a xenomorph alien is rising menacingly out of the water behind her.

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your idiot friend @dcousineau.com · 17/06/2026

brb etching “the opposite of man is not woman, it’s boy” onto a granite slab so it can be witnessed in perpetuity

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Football is here Dan @jacketdan.bsky.social · 14/06/2026

Tony Bourdain taught us all that a place is full of good food, good people, and good experiences despite very shitty politics and I think it’s kind of classically American to have thought we were excluded from that Venn diagram

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your idiot friend @dcousineau.com · 14/06/2026

Paraphrasing a comment I read elsewhere: Americans needed this. Things… haven't been going well for us lately so seeing tourists connect, genuinely and joyfully, with our culture has been uplifting.

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dr. thrasher, an american writer in ex(archia)(xile) @thrasherxy.bsky.social · 14/06/2026

Last image from tonight (short film in the morning): this brother out here with his Singer sewing machine, gifting people a custom embroidery on their jerseys and hats with the name and the date, was more artistic than anything at Burning Man and ad gorgeous as a Caravaggio. Magic! Goodnight.

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Mark E. Poasts @lolphillies.bsky.social · 14/06/2026

“Scots discovering tailgating” could be a real Prometheus stealing fire moment

Facebook post from Scottish soccer fan - The busses have stopped at some park thing near the ground and there's American guys making food and giving people free beers and stuff
Some Haiti fans here as well, what a bunch of good guys
wtf is going on man, what an experience this is man holy shit

With photos of people boozing in a parking lot

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Andy Cortez @andycortez.cool · 04/06/2026

Ohhh look at me I'm New York City. I have an awesome basketball team with likeable players and a mayor that cares about making life better for every citizen man fuck you

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Micah @rincewind.run · 14/06/2026

going to laugh forever about the Knicks only losing the Trump Game immaculate scriptwriting, no notes

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Travis R. Eby @travis-robert.bsky.social · 14/06/2026

Dude I was just in a crowd that was blocking a bus and the girl behind me started chanting “MTA, MTA” and then the crowd parted to let the bus thru 😭 Greatest city in the world baby

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