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Julian Sanchez @normative.bsky.social · 12h
So basically Trump has only been slightly less disastrous for international tourism than COVID.
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your idiot friend @dcousineau.com · 13h
“Oh does A&M have a football team?” your idiot friend quipped, clearly and embarrassingly failing to mask the pain
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your idiot friend @dcousineau.com · 13h
incredibly rude to post this when you know I have fomo (tell everyone I say hi)
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your idiot friend @dcousineau.com · 29/09/2026
You’re gonna be so mad when you realize how easy it was. I personally soak the beans overnight AND do an 8+ hour slow cook, mashing 1/4 of the beans about 3/4 the way through the slow cook.
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your idiot friend @dcousineau.com · 28/09/2026
“AITA married to wife for 20 years, 3 kids, but my mistress is only 74% better. Can I demand 1% improvement before I leave my family?”
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your idiot friend @dcousineau.com · 27/09/2026
"Sorry I'm short on liquidity, Tierney did a deep spring cleaning"
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your idiot friend @dcousineau.com · 27/09/2026
I was told decentralized banking was the future…
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your idiot friend @dcousineau.com · 27/09/2026
oh that’s absolutely definitely for sure mine I left it there at the last cheese party of yours I attended an unknown amount of time ago I’ll pick it up later thaaaaaaaaaaaanks
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jenn schiffer 😎 @jennschiffer.com · 27/09/2026
this monday night, goblins! 🎤🎤🎤 come out from the confines of nor'easter shelter and sing new text sets like trader joe's products, youtube apologies...with a new visual montage mode that will have you screaming "wow i love coming to robot karaoke!" and/or "dark chocolate sticks with crispy rice"
screenshot of robot karaoke in action with the song call me maybe with lyrics from trader joe's products - the lyric "where you think you're going baby" is replaced with "mini apple danish pastries" and around the text are photos of said pastries and all the other items mentioned in the song
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your idiot friend @dcousineau.com · 25/09/2026
Really love "Gary" and his friends whinging about not getting laid because people hate AI and Palantir and completely missing the forest for the trees on the "lying about shit" part as if they're super sneaky and these women can't sniff that shit out?
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your idiot friend @dcousineau.com · 25/09/2026
"[he explained to his date that he worked] at Palantir [because it] allows him to help pay off his parents … medical bills" 2 paragraphs later… "And … he makes up stories … like … the medical debt. His parents don't have any" Palantir may be a symptom, not a cause… www.wired.com/story/tech-b...
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Why No One Wants to Date Tech Bros
Once seen as nerdy but harmless innovators, men in tech are now widely regarded as red-pilled Elon Musk wannabes. It’s made getting laid a whole lot harder.
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your idiot friend @dcousineau.com · 19/09/2026
bet that idiot has some stupid good mental health.
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Liz Fong-Jones (方禮真) @lizthegrey.com · 19/09/2026
we did this. by foisting pivot-to-video on everyone. then mobile-first. then crypto. then "metaverse", and finally ai bullshit that didn't work at the time it was rolled out to the masses.
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your idiot friend @dcousineau.com · 18/09/2026
i too read a tom clancy novel once and am eagerly awaiting my $10m ai job
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your idiot friend @dcousineau.com · 18/09/2026
It... did not take a lot of work to get Claude to give me a fun neo-brutalist design on my side project so I am unsure what everyone else is doing except for "nothing" and definitely "not developing a sense of taste"
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your idiot friend @dcousineau.com · 18/09/2026
It's not the most @ohhoe.goblinmo.de post I've ever seen but I am struggling to think of which one is...
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your idiot friend @dcousineau.com · 18/09/2026
static.klipy.com
Stephen Colbert: Give It To Me Now
Alt: Stephen Colbert: Give It To Me Now!
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your idiot friend @dcousineau.com · 18/09/2026
But also more seriously maybe hugs
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your idiot friend @dcousineau.com · 18/09/2026
I’ll happily be your emergency contact if you’re okay with me screening every call and claiming “I don’t know them”.
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your idiot friend @dcousineau.com · 12/09/2026
And you met a crew that was leaning more into the ethics side of things than the average tech group, sadly.
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your idiot friend @dcousineau.com · 08/09/2026
I had a tasting at the beginning of the trip but sadly I am doing all the driving so not much whisky for me
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your idiot friend @dcousineau.com · 08/09/2026
Explaining how a cultural food was historically made before eating it the first time should be illegal but ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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your idiot friend @dcousineau.com · 08/09/2026
HUGE IF TRUE
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your idiot friend @dcousineau.com · 08/09/2026
It’s fucking delicious.
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your idiot friend @dcousineau.com · 08/09/2026
Little over halfway through my Scotland trip and my biggest takeaway is we collectively have done Haggis dirty.
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your idiot friend @dcousineau.com · 06/09/2026
Waffling between “what did they think would happen” and “haha I’m in danger” as I prep to “launch” my own atproto thing built almost entirely on Claude. So yeah EXACTLY like high school.
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Once you notice this, it's the most obvious double standard in the political press. Democrats have to answer for the smallest voice even if it has no actual tie to them, but Republicans never have to answer for the insanely racist billionaire donor driving their entire party.
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your idiot friend @dcousineau.com · 06/09/2026
“I have to miss the first week of college football because I’m vacationing in Scotland, but that’s fine surely nothing will happen during the cupcake games…”
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your idiot friend @dcousineau.com · 04/09/2026
I didn’t take a picture from earlier but pretend I’m replying with a picture of scotch in Scotland, cheers!
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your idiot friend @dcousineau.com · 03/09/2026
QQ: when you say "it doesn't want to let me" do you mean that there isn't an option to add additional items when you're using "Add to your shopping list" from the recipe detail view? Or something else?
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your idiot friend @dcousineau.com · 03/09/2026
The “into my pantry” thing is absolutely on the queue of features! Weird on the non grocery items… I’ll poke at that.
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your idiot friend @dcousineau.com · 03/09/2026
Circling back: fixed this with an auto sync to your household’s recipe collection.
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your idiot friend @dcousineau.com · 02/09/2026
Cynically my immediate thought is “great way to suppress content I don’t like by bot-farm dogpiling objectionable skeets”
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Lupita Nihongo @otsumamiboy.blacksky.app · 01/09/2026
If buying isn't owning then piracy can't be theft. Any reasonable corporation knows that.
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your idiot friend @dcousineau.com · 29/08/2026
Heck yeah. Will register there soonish
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your idiot friend @dcousineau.com · 29/08/2026
Oh another ecosystem project to document! 👋
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your idiot friend @dcousineau.com · 29/08/2026
@bnb.im turned me on to happy view! Hadn’t had a chance to look into it too deeply yet. Going the “hard way” to force some learning at first but have some travel coming up next week with a lot of downtime… Thanks for poking around!!
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your idiot friend @dcousineau.com · 29/08/2026
I’m keeping an eye on the permissioned data. I’d like to, the concept of households is basically the spaces work. Also lol realizing I never even thought about someone signing on with existent records. I’ll need to bake that into it…
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your idiot friend @dcousineau.com · 29/08/2026
I’m using @recipe.exchange’s lexicons actually! recipe.exchange/lexicons I have publishing disabled atm because… paranoia actually and a small image upload bug… but you should be able to log in now and poke around while I enable the last bits
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your idiot friend @dcousineau.com · 29/08/2026
Congrats!
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your idiot friend @dcousineau.com · 28/08/2026
Well I’ve been funneling $100/mo happily at you guys for 2+ years so I’m a fan (also fun fact the in-app experience for Ember is just radix ui themes)
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your idiot friend @dcousineau.com · 28/08/2026
I’ve also been working on @buttery.recipes (caution: it’s maybe 90% functional so file bugs aplenty) to both learn more about ATproto as well as try out more hands off agentic coding techniques I can take with me to whatever is next.
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your idiot friend @dcousineau.com · 28/08/2026
As for what I’ve been doing: myself and a few friends bootstrapped emberhiring.com (happy to talk privately about details). Truly a joy to stretch my product sense, get close with customers again, and reinvigorate my IC chops.
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Ember Hiring — The Right Match. Right Now.
AI built for healthcare staffing. Increase placements 30%, double submissions, and enrich 500K+ candidate records — automatically.
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your idiot friend @dcousineau.com · 28/08/2026
I’ve had a few leads come and go; it is pretty rough out there. I’m seeing encouraging signs but if you know me and want to work with me hit me up!
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your idiot friend @dcousineau.com · 28/08/2026
I’ve been a little too heads-down building these last few years… Unfortunately in the past month or two I’ve come to the conclusion that while I’m proud of what I built, my startup has one last swing left and it’s not one that needs me. So I am on the hunt for what’s next, be it leadership or IC.
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your idiot friend @dcousineau.com · 28/08/2026
I'm currently leaning into frameworks as a way to constrain code organization outputs. Recently was having struggles with overly complex code outputs solved by "no, write idiomatic Fastify structures". Frameworks as an opinionated _framework_ certainly helps in human understanding of machine outputs
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your idiot friend @dcousineau.com · 27/08/2026
Man I loved the Malazan books but I can’t honestly tell you if I loved them because they were incredible or because I was impressed with myself for finishing them.
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Garrett M. Graff @vermontgmg.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
One way you know Dolly Parton lived life the right way: I don’t think anyone’s going to get fired for accurately quoting Dolly Parton today.
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your idiot friend @dcousineau.com · 24/08/2026
I feel like I’ve been repeating ad nauseum lately that we’re re-learning old lessons, in this case: you have to go slow to go fast.
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your idiot friend @dcousineau.com · 21/08/2026
Cover of the album “In Absentia” by Porcupine Tree
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