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your idiot friend @dcousineau.com · 21/08/2026
Cover of the album “In Absentia” by Porcupine Tree
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your idiot friend @dcousineau.com · 31/07/2026
A sharp dressed young kid in casual poses with the most aggressive looking face saying, probably in an incredibly deadpan tone, “Congrats. Happy for you. Nice”
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your idiot friend @dcousineau.com · 20/06/2026
At the Reflecting Pool, and guys, this doesn’t look right
Newt, the little girl in the movie Aliens, in the dark chest deep in water with her doll as a xenomorph alien is rising menacingly out of the water behind her.
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your idiot friend @dcousineau.com · 14/06/2026
They’re climbing the busses in Astoria, Queens
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your idiot friend @dcousineau.com · 11/05/2026
There are no notes to this game, absolute perfection.
Screenshot of a game "Epic Furious" (a retro pixel style JRPG). It shows a dialog open of Theo Von talking to the main character (Donald Trump) saying "Lets roll, bro. I'm the press now. All of it.
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your idiot friend @dcousineau.com · 28/04/2026
EVERYONE LOOK AT MY NEW GADGET! Backed the designrules.co kickstarter way back when and it’s finally here.
A “metro board” standing upright on a counter. It is a wooden framed sheet of metal with LEDs and black lines laid out like the NYC subway map. Each LED represents a station in the system and is lit up when a train is currently in the station.
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your idiot friend @dcousineau.com · 16/04/2026
I think a classic @shenanigansen.bsky.social may need an update
A three panel comic with Shen, the “protagonist”, and a generic other character. Shen has a huge head with bulging veins (implying a huge brain) and says “I’ve taken a controversial new pill that accelerates my brain”. The other character asks “So you’re smart now?” Shen with a menacing expression on his face replies “I’m stupid faster. “
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your idiot friend @dcousineau.com · 07/04/2026
Meme of a stick figure raising their finger as if to object and then closing their mouth and lowering finger as if to reconsider agreeing because like is consumerism the solution it shouldn’t be but like it worked in this situation. It’s as if society is complex and capitalism has co-opted markets when markets are not mutually exclusive from socialism but OP made a funny joke and going down this path is maybe a bit much, definitely patronizing.
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your idiot friend @dcousineau.com · 13/03/2026
Here’s our cats being illegally adorable as an offering for your birthday
Two cats, a tabby and a gray one, cuddled up with the gray cat laying on top of the tabby cheek to cheek
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your idiot friend @dcousineau.com · 21/02/2026
Finally a W to lord over my Cal friends
A list of “top 20 most dangerous college campuses”. #1 is Texas A&M and #2 is Cal Berkeley. The rest of the list is irrelevant because it’s so stupid
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your idiot friend @dcousineau.com · 14/02/2026
Realized it’s been too long since I posted my annual @steveklabnik.com
Steve, awkwardly squished against a door frame in a cramped kitchen during an apartment party. He’s smiling but he’s not having fun, his eyes are begging for relief.
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your idiot friend @dcousineau.com · 14/01/2026
In the NYC metro area
Screencap of the previous skeet I embedded (from Erin Reed noting the cellular outage) showing my iPhone UI at 2:14pm EST having WiFi but zero bars of cellular service (with the SOS symbol indicating no cell service, satellite emergency only)
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your idiot friend @dcousineau.com · 05/12/2025
Speaking of weird dog ornaments, may I share this ornament knit from yard made of Newfie fur. We don’t have newfies.
Vaguely cane shaped knit ornament. The fibers look too natural, the out trim is dyed red and the inner fibers are a brownish beige.
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your idiot friend @dcousineau.com · 15/11/2025
The TAMU v SCAR game summed up in two push notifications.
Two ESPN push notifications.

The first (bottom) titled “WHAT. JUST. HAPPENED.” saying “No. 3 Texas A&M scores 28 unanswered in second half vs. South Carolina to secure largest comeback win in school history”

The second saying “Texas A&M says a state trooper who made contact with South Carolina players on Saturday has been relieved of duties”
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your idiot friend @dcousineau.com · 10/11/2025
I'm so angry I can't see straight
The Dr. Manhattan "It is 1985" meme but with the text:

"It is July 2025 and D Leadership cave to Republican pressure insisting they'll be in a  better position to negotiate in November"

"Democrats sweep every special and regular election in November 2025 with an unprecedented wave of voter anger at Republicans"

"It is November 2025 and D Leadership cave to Republican pressure insisting they'll be in a better position to negotiate in January"
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your idiot friend @dcousineau.com · 04/11/2025
It's election day in NYC and I wanted to finally come out and say I am not voting for @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social today …because I already voted for him a week and a half ago LFG
Selfie of me, awkwardly sticking my tongue out throwing up "the deuces" wearing a "Queens Votes Early" sticker standing in front of the Museum of the Moving Image with a line wrapped around the building of voters waiting to get in and vote early.
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your idiot friend @dcousineau.com · 18/09/2025
Well, time to join all the others in letting my Hulu Live TV / Disney+ / ESPN+ bundle to go due to the cowardly acts of ABC kowtowing to pressure from the government to silence speech it did not like. As a reminder, Disney owns ABC who also owns ESPN and Hulu.
Screenshot of an email from Hulu with the title "We're sorry to see you go" and the text "Hi Daniel," cut off to show that legitimately I cancelled my account.
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your idiot friend @dcousineau.com · 06/09/2025
My cat, Whiseyjack, asleep hugging my ankle with his paws
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your idiot friend @dcousineau.com · 30/08/2025
@snipe.lol I have good news about your favorite Astoria spot
A shot of a storefront titled “El Rey del Taco”, a former food truck now physical location for solid tacos in Astoria
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your idiot friend @dcousineau.com · 23/07/2025
Classic King of the Hill scene with an angry teacher standing outside the window to his classroom with onlooking students admonishing Bobby saying: “If those kids could read they'd be very upset”
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your idiot friend @dcousineau.com · 11/07/2025
It’s about family
Packs of Hollywood brand gum on a shelf. The left pack flavor is “2fresh” the right pack flavor is “2fruity”
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your idiot friend @dcousineau.com · 10/07/2025
Similar vibes
The famously sad Fyre Festival boxed lunch including a wilted lettuce and tomato “salad”, two slices of un-toasted wheat bread, and two slices of white cheese. They’re spread haphazardly on a white styrofoam meal container. You could be forgiven for assuming this was a meal at a FEMA camp and not a $1,000+ destination “music festival” in the Caribbean.
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your idiot friend @dcousineau.com · 18/06/2025
lol he deleted it. If you work for @schumer.senate.gov’s comms team it’s time to quit because you may not have a career left to save. Staying this “on message” while the titanic sinks around you isn’t flex you think it is on your CV
Screenshot of a skeet from Chuck Schumer (@schumer.senate.gov) that reads: “Republicans' cruel crusade against trans kids is all an attempt to divert attention from ripping healthcare away from millions of Americans. We'll keep fighting and we'll keep marching on.”
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your idiot friend @dcousineau.com · 02/05/2025
The average American had three friends.
Carl Jenkins (played by Neil Patric Harris), Carmen Ibanez (Denise Richards), and Johnny Rico (Casper Van Dien) celebrating the end of battle in Starship Troopers, the greatest movie ever made by the visionary and prophetic director Paul Verhoeven do not at me about this
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your idiot friend @dcousineau.com · 20/04/2025
Sir, there’s a second signal group chat
George W Bush looking shocked as he receives the news at a school event about the 9/11 terrorist attack
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your idiot friend @dcousineau.com · 01/04/2025
Hell yeah
Dramatic shot of the Lego Tallneck kit fully assembled and underlit. Please ask your friends to not zoom in on the dust
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your idiot friend @dcousineau.com · 02/02/2025
Absolutely unhinged and borderline offensive
An iOS system notification for LinkedIn. The body text reads “Learn more about W3Schools.com and discover other Pages you might be interested in following”. 

If you’re not a web developer you should understand all my homies hate w3schools.com
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your idiot friend @dcousineau.com · 25/01/2025
There I am!
A still frame of the crowd from the original video, with a small portion in the upper right circled in red implying that is where I am in the crowd. The half-joke is you can’t make out any details of any human it’s all a blob. It is relatively where I was sitting, though. Unless I’m very wrong about Sam’s angle in which case everything is made up and the points don’t matter.
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your idiot friend @dcousineau.com · 14/01/2025
The infamous meme where in a man wearing a shirt that says “Sickos” has his hands and face pressed up against the exterior of a living room window staring in with a perverted, creepy smile laughing and saying “Yes… ha ha ha… YES!”
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your idiot friend @dcousineau.com · 08/01/2025
Just know I WILL be sending you a bill
Screenshot of this very thread showing Danilo tempt Keith with 3d printers like a drug dealer and my girlfriend responding “fuck do we need a 3d printer when we have a house”. This clearly makes Danilo culpable for my eventual financial distress.
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your idiot friend @dcousineau.com · 05/01/2025
what does this meaaaan
the movie that was #1 at the box office on your 10th virthday is how 2025 will turn out for you.  i mean, maybeThe official movie poster for the first Men in Black movie featuring Tommy Lee Jones and Will Smith.
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your idiot friend @dcousineau.com · 25/12/2024
You are missing the Hanukkah party in Grand Army Plaza
A view across a busy street at a crowd of people around a large video screen in Grand Army Plaza
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your idiot friend @dcousineau.com · 22/12/2024
Screenshot from Google Maps on iOS showing biking directions in NYC incorporating Citi Bike stations. Shockingly useful especially since it shows bike availability in the pickup station.
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your idiot friend @dcousineau.com · 15/12/2024
Legally required to cook gumbo in vintage @ass.golf apparel
A red cooking apron hung on the wall. On the front design are the words “This shit is going to be delicious”
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your idiot friend @dcousineau.com · 15/12/2024
It’s gumbo season bitches
A giant pot of gumbo, deliciously brown and at a rolling boil
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your idiot friend @dcousineau.com · 15/12/2024
Ooh baby roux you know what that’s worth
Very dark very thick roux in a cast iron pan. The thickness is shown by a wooden spoon scraping a line down the middle like Moses parting the Red Sea and clearly it hasn’t flown to fill the hole back in. I’m very proud of this roux.
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your idiot friend @dcousineau.com · 14/12/2024
Always one of my favorite ornaments to put up every year
A metal ornament that is a picture frame shaped like a hide. “Our Family 2015” is written across the roof. In the frame is a low res black and white group photo of the BrooklynJS, ManhattanJS, and QueensJS tech meetup organizers.
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your idiot friend @dcousineau.com · 20/11/2024
We are briefly fostering kittens and we wondered / worried about how our adult cats would react. Turns out they find the kittens endlessly entertaining to watch.
Two adult cats relaxed, laying on the floor  watching a 6 month old, teenage, kitten play further down the hallway.
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your idiot friend @dcousineau.com · 13/11/2024
please send thoughts and prayers i am concerned my cat’s bones are theoretical
Grey cat loafing on a pink chair
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your idiot friend @dcousineau.com · 13/11/2024
A memoriam at chinatownjs for BoroJS while encouraging the audience to go out and create their own communities. 🫡
Projector screen with two presenters. The slide says “BoroJS, 2013-2020”Projector screen showing a slide featuring a Shinto temple, the left side clearly older labeled BrooklynJS, and the right side clearly newer labeled chinatownjs
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your idiot friend @dcousineau.com · 25/09/2024
My first ChinatownJS. It is so exciting to see meetups “return” (I know meetups have been happening but this is feeling like a successor to my old home, the BoroJS family of meetups)
Medium sized crowd sitting around a projector screen showing the agenda and speaker photosWide angle shot showing a full crowd
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your idiot friend @dcousineau.com · 17/09/2024
Finally in the top 1% of something…
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your idiot friend @dcousineau.com · 13/09/2024
Please enjoy some Friday vibes
Cat sleeping on folded sheets on a pink recliner chair, in front of a window with a nice city view.  Very demure.
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your idiot friend @dcousineau.com · 04/07/2024
Ever wonder why dwarves spend so much time down in their mines? (From “Magician: Apprentice” by Raymond E. Feist)
A passage in a book with a particularly funny line (to modern sensibilities) highlighted. The relevant text reads:

Thomas asked Dolgan, “What place is this?” The dwarf puffed on his pipe. “It is a glory hole, laddie…”
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your idiot friend @dcousineau.com · 07/07/2023
Fairly odd parents 2 panel meme where the dad shouts “this is where I’d show my balcony… if I had one”
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your idiot friend @dcousineau.com · 13/06/2023
🤔
An elevator door and another door with signs on each of themSign on an elevator door that reads “In case of fire use stairs unless otherwise instructed”Paper taped to a door that reads “stairs out of service please use the elevator”
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your idiot friend @dcousineau.com · 02/06/2023
🤘
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your idiot friend @dcousineau.com · 13/05/2023
meadowpunk will see you in the parking lot after school
The classic meadow scene from The Sound of Music
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your idiot friend @dcousineau.com · 13/05/2023
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