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Dave Nutt

@davezophis.bsky.social
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I seem to spend all my money on travel, records and clothes. Cricket enjoyer. Has Cystic Fibrosis

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Dave Nutt @davezophis.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Silly bit of fun i took all of 5 minutes to think about My9albums.org
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Parody Nigel Farage @parodypm.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The police have asked everyone to please not speculate about the RAF Fairford incident, so naturally I'm going to waste no time in making up total bollocks to suit my own agenda.
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Barney Ronay @barneyronay.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Unreal City www.theguardian.com/football/202...
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The age of asterisk: Manchester City’s glittering era of success is tainted now | Barney Ronay
Friday’s verdict against Manchester City changes everything we understood about their era and Premier League title triumphs
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SlenderSherbet @slendersherbet.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
"I don't fucking think so"
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Matthew Horton @matthewhorton.com · 23/09/2026
Also:
Daily Mash article:

We need to look after our own first, say people who would never help anyone
TOTAL bastards have responded to the latest tragedy with a sudden interest in looking after their neighbours.
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Eamonn-Forde @eamonn-forde.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Oh, Viz.
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Andrej @tepid.meme · 18/09/2026
Oh no, I hope the rhinos were ok
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👣Coco👣 🇺🇦 🇪🇺 @nortygirl.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Wow Euro girls are so hot....
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The Onion @theonion.com · 10/09/2026
Trump Claims He Was Falling Man theonion.com/trump-claims-he-was-fa…
Trump Claims He Was Falling Man
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Dave Nutt @davezophis.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Fuck that and fuck them
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Andy Lewis @andylewis.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Were I the prime minister, right now the chief constable and police & crime commissioner for Kent would be in my office having a meeting strictly without tea or biscuits, and this evening I’d be doing a broadcast reassuring the nation that fascist mobs will not be tolerated on our streets.
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Rob Sheridan @rob-sheridan.com · 05/09/2026
My cousin’s shirt took me a second. He said “it’s great because anyone who would be offended by it couldn’t understand it anyway.”
A shirt with the following words in rainbow colors:
Fluorine
Uranium
Carbon
Potassium
Titanium
Rubidium
Uranium
Magnesium
Platinum
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Parody Nigel Farage @parodypm.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
"I once did an interview where I claimed that I had lunch and a long conversation with someone while not listening"
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Jonathan Coe @jonathancoe.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Farage's grinning response says it all. Every day Reform and its supporters reveal themselves for who they are and yet the media continues to treat them as just another normal political party.
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Jimmy Two Heads 💀🎃 @jimmytwohands.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
I know exactly why, poindexter. It’s because it looks cool as fuck
This 11,000-Year-Old Statue from Turkey Shows a Man Riding a Leopard.
Archaeologists Aren't Sure
Why
The strange sculpture reverses a recurring Stone Age motif of humans confronting dangerous predators.
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WuTangIsForTheChildren @wutangforchildren.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Buckingham Palace band playing 9 to 5 for Dolly Parton
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Ricardo Autobahn @ricardoautobahn.co.uk · 26/08/2026
The best tribute to Dolly Parton is that she regularly and repeatedly refused to have anything to do with Piers Morgan
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RIP Dolly Parton.

Never met her, never interviewed her (despite decades of unrequited requests) but thought she was utterly fabulous in every way.
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Joel @itsjoels.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
This is the letter kids got at the end of Dolly’s Imagination Library. I defy you to read this and not cry.
Sorry, I can’t type that.
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Ian King @twoht.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
If ever there was such a thing as a life well lived. The absolute best of us.
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Yakhunt @yakhunt.net · 14/08/2026
Real Alpha males just hanging about together being extremely heterosexual
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NewsThump @newsthump.com · 14/08/2026
NEWS! Nigel Farage celebrates successfully spending £250,000 of our money to pause investigation into his finances for five weeks newsthump.com/2026/08/14/n...
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Nigel Farage celebrates successfully spending £250,000 of our money to pause investigation into his finances for five weeks
Nigel Farage is today celebrating the successful conclusion of an estimated £250,000 taxpayer-funded by-election which achieved the important democratic objective of postponing an investigation int…
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Jan Adriaenssens @verbeeld.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Brutal photo caption from The Guardian: “Gianni Infantino carefully explains to Donald Trump that he is not part of the Spanish national team.”
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Tariq Panja @tariqpanja.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
A fitting emblem of that game.
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Northern & proud 👊 @gazlancs.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
😆😆
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Bruce Gorrie @bsrg1.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
I find it uncomfortable and insidious that police statements now begin with a suspect's colour, nationality and origins to appease a tiny minority of thick fucking racists and stop them torching hotels
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The Guardian @theguardian.com · 08/07/2026
From legal threats to ‘the worst haircut you can think of’: 25 years of The Office
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From legal threats to ‘the worst haircut you can think of’: 25 years of The Office
The beloved BBC sitcom is now a quarter of a century old. Ahead of two TV celebrations, here are 25 things you didn’t know about television’s funniest workplace mockumentary
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David J @damjef.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
How strong is that fan?!?
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Jack Bernhardt @jackbern.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
oh no, oh no, sorry everyone, I love this
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Ramin Nasibov @nasibov.me · 29/06/2026
Thank you Google maps for protecting the cow's privacy
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Des @desdelboy.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Monday
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Savvy @cheqraise.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
While browsing Airbnb's I came accross this place where the host 'Dave', an ex school head teacher, absolutely berates anyone who leaves even a 4* review 😅🤦. Will post some of the reviews and responses in this thread below 🍿😅
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Ella Brockway @ellabrockway.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
Highly recommend Adrian Chiles on his Tampa Bay Rays (!!!!!) fandom, taking his daughter to the Brewers season opener ("she was bored out of her mind") and baseball finding its way into the British vernacular
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Hardly anyone watches baseball in the UK. So why do we keep speaking its language? | Adrian Chiles
I’ve loved the sport for years, and it’s a lonely pursuit, says Adrian Chiles. Whenever I talk to a fellow Brit about it, they look at me as if I’ve thrown them a curveball …
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Football Ramble @footballramble.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
This is the World Cup for the oldies, but do some need to be more realistic? Speaking of oldies, be sure to listen to today's Ramble! 👉 lnk.to/Ramble
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Chinny Honk @chinnyhonk.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
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Olaf Falafel @ofalafel.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Forget Cruyff, Gullit and Van Basten this is the best ever moment in Dutch football.
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Dave Nutt @davezophis.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
@brighterdayvinyl.bsky.social Have you ever seen this before Joel? A mate gave it to me, this looks by design.
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Jonathan Slater @jonathanslater.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
When all things are hard there’s always the Uncle Shuffle
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Sachin Nakrani @sachinnakrani.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
If you vote Reform you are voting for racists. Simple. www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2026...
theguardian.com
Starmer urges calm as far right seeks to exploit Henry Nowak murder
Prime minister echoes family’s plea that case should not be used to target communities
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Dave Nutt @davezophis.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
My my. This has all the main food groups.
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Jason Hazeley @jasonhazeley.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
I’d say the tedious fucking ashtray disqualified himself from Desert Island Discs with this interview in March 2015. See also: not being invited on A Good Read or Front Row. The man’s got nothing. He is the Archbishop of Fuck All.
The headline from an Observer profile of Nigel Farage by the late Rachel Cooke, reading, 'I don't listen to music, watch TV or read'.
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The Bad Apple @thebadappleid.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
"Following up on last week's discussion.."
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TheBossRoss 🧶 @thebossross.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
So what happens when Reform take over your local council? This. #KentCountyCouncil
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Max Wilkinson MP @maxwilkinson.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
It was kind of Robert Jenrick to set me up for an obvious joke at his expense.
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Kelly Welles @kellywelles.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
static.klipy.com
Frank Lampard Laughing at Chelsea Event
ALT: Frank Lampard Laughing at Chelsea Event
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𝔸𝕞𝕓𝕖𝕣 𝔻𝕒𝕨𝕟 @amberdawn1116.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
Getting into the shower too quickly and having to wait for the water to warm up…
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stabilo @stabiloffc.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
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Larry David's Shocked Reaction
ALT: Larry David's Shocked Reaction
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Mark Watson @watsoncomedian.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
This is presumably the name of the song, but it sounds like the bot is rolling its eyes at 6 Music's choices.
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HK @hkesvani.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
You ever think about how when Sean Bean receives post he’s addressed as Mr Bean. Kind of fucked up
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