Matthew Horton @matthewhorton.com · 8hAnyone got any nutritious, easy recipe suggestions for a cuisinally inexperienced 18-year-old who's been at university for a couple of weeks but appears to have been too embarrassed to cook in front of her flatmates? 100
Reposted by Matthew HortonMatthew Horton @matthewhorton.com · 29/09/2026Yes, it's 30% off all 33 1/3 titles in the #BackToSchool sale until 4 Oct. An unmissable opportunity to build up a collection of Faiths to rival mine. @3313books.bsky.social www.bloomsbury.com/uk/series/33... 012
Matthew Horton @matthewhorton.com · 29/09/2026Think I'll watch this tonight, misty-eyed, reflecting on the fairytale magic of their 'meteoric' rise. 120
Matthew Horton @matthewhorton.com · 29/09/2026Yes, it's 30% off all 33 1/3 titles in the #BackToSchool sale until 4 Oct. An unmissable opportunity to build up a collection of Faiths to rival mine. @3313books.bsky.social www.bloomsbury.com/uk/series/33... 012
Matthew Horton @matthewhorton.com · 29/09/2026New Channel 5 cosy crime strawberry-blond amateur detective just dropped. 022
Matthew Horton @matthewhorton.com · 29/09/2026Caught some of the VMAs tribute and have to say Sombr, Adam Lambert and Teddy Swims did a sterling job reminding us what a great singer George Michael was. 231
Reposted by Matthew Hortonwrongtom @wrongtom.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Arguably the greatest UK top 70 single based on a gospel-infused jazz funk record by avant garde saxophonist Archie Shepp which was inspired by a prison riot in upstate New York which resulted in 43 deaths including 10 correctional officers, 9 of whom were killed by their own colleagues 2312
Matthew Horton @matthewhorton.com · 28/09/2026I can identify a Blue Source sleeve at a thousand paces. 020
Reposted by Matthew HortonTom Ewing @tomewing.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Very gingerly dipping a toe into the stagnant pond of The Discourse I think it’s obviously fine to not hear popular songs but my reaction to learning “a song I don’t know has broken loads of popularity records“ is “oh I should hear it, maybe I’ll like it”, why would it not be that? 3514218
Matthew Horton @matthewhorton.com · 27/09/2026Accidentally happened across a Friends episodes starring both Tom Selleck and Elliott Gould, and that's way more ham than anyone can be expected to eat. 020
Reposted by Matthew HortonEddie Robson @eddierobson.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I find it strange that some people refuse to believe this is the way our decentralised culture works now, that it's possible to be completely ignorant of hugely popular things that don't match your tastes and interests. People aren't lying about that because they think it makes them look cool. 7762596
Matthew Horton @matthewhorton.com · 27/09/2026If you're googling something you've heard of it, or you wouldn't be googling it because you wouldn't be aware of the juxtaposition of words to type. So, at the point of declaration, you can't be blamed for not having heard of it as you haven't had a chance to google it yet (Aristotle, 331 BC). 021
Matthew Horton @matthewhorton.com · 26/09/2026Rodri claiming that whatever the judicial panels say, nothing can take away the Manchester City players' achievements, as if their glittering squads were assembled by magic. 2182
Matthew Horton @matthewhorton.com · 25/09/2026Seeing a lot of "I actually like this one". Sting has made loads of great records. His being a nob doesn't change that. Maybe enhances it. #notTOTP 370
Matthew Horton @matthewhorton.com · 25/09/2026"Can't think why The Police split up" as Copeland drops his drumstick for a third time and Summers shreds out a searing solo on an acoustic guitar. #notTOTP 020
Matthew Horton @matthewhorton.com · 25/09/2026I'm sure you can just tell Stewart Copeland to fuck off without making up some bananas story about blue turtles. #notTOTP 020
Matthew Horton @matthewhorton.com · 25/09/2026Fascinated at Janice Long refusing to say words in brackets – 'Died In Your Arms', 'Live And Die'. #TOTP 000
Matthew Horton @matthewhorton.com · 25/09/2026Always There when you haven't done your homework and it's school tomorrow. #TOTP 040
Matthew Horton @matthewhorton.com · 25/09/2026Three from that countdown on the comp. And probably a couple of songs too obscure even for this. B B & Q? Can't remember at all. #TOTP 000
Matthew Horton @matthewhorton.com · 25/09/2026Didn't watch any matches or hear any football news last night, and still I dreamt Kai Havertz got injured. This is on me. Sorry, friends. 210
Matthew Horton @matthewhorton.com · 24/09/2026I already drink beer on the terraces. Seventh tier football FTW. As a season ticket holder I also have it in a branded hard plastic glass from the special bar that charges a quid for the pleasure, which you can claim back if you return it, but they pull the shutters down on 85 mins. 040
Matthew Horton @matthewhorton.com · 23/09/2026Think I've found the perfect way to annoy all of Bluesky at once. Just had a PR email about One Hit Wonder Day, in which a DJ has picked his top 5 one hit wonders and included Soft Cell's Tainted Love. 210
Matthew Horton @matthewhorton.com · 23/09/2026No compilation does 'fourth single from the album' quite like the Now Yearbook Vault series. 120
Matthew Horton @matthewhorton.com · 22/09/2026Any second now another person who's only heard the title track is going to call Tusk a weird album. 000
Matthew Horton @matthewhorton.com · 22/09/2026Just noticed my favourite jacket's cuffs are fraying.static.klipy.comDavid Tennant as Doctor Who in the RainAlt: David Tennant as Doctor Who, looking glum in the rain. 030
Matthew Horton @matthewhorton.com · 19/09/2026All my Arsenal mutuals stressed and frustrated. Me happy and satisfied watching Dartford 1-0 up against Hayes and Yeading in the FA Cup 2nd Qualifying Round. 120
Matthew Horton @matthewhorton.com · 19/09/2026The cosmic alchemy that's preventing Spurs ever scoring again is fuelling a mad performance from Villa's keeper. 020
Matthew Horton @matthewhorton.com · 18/09/2026And they said you can't mix Carleen Anderson into Innerzone Orchestra. And I can't. Someone might though. 110
Matthew Horton @matthewhorton.com · 17/09/2026Tonight's theme: records you'd forgotten you'd bought. 110
Matthew Horton @matthewhorton.com · 16/09/2026Middle-born is off to university tomorrow, so I'm hugging her every time I see her. Think she's brought it forward to tonight. 020
Matthew Horton @matthewhorton.com · 16/09/2026Lot of context-free reposts of that screenshot saying Lisa Nandy had 'heard' and 'was listening' to Piddington. That was a courtesy. She went on to say all communities, rich and poor, had to accept these facilities being placed locally while claims were processed, and this vote wouldn't change it. 110
Reposted by Matthew HortonRoland Smith @rolandmcs.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Very nice to hear a sane voice from Piddington. Serious respect to this woman, who is apparently already being othered by more bigoted villagers. 1062353687
Matthew Horton @matthewhorton.com · 16/09/2026Charlotte Adigéry and Bolis Pupul are back with Googoo Gaga, which is, of course, a 'sharp, tender portrait of motherhood, care and the invisible labour of raising a child told through the Flemish folktale, De Mammelokker'. www.youtube.com/watch?v=5MqJ...youtube.comCharlotte Adigéry & Bolis Pupul - Googoo Gaga (Official Video)YouTube video by Charlotte Adigéry & Bolis Pupul 020
Matthew Horton @matthewhorton.com · 16/09/2026BBC Breakfast managing to treat the Piddington bigot vote as both a quaint 'and finally...' story and a significant 'message to Andy Burnham'. That berk John Kay tumescent. 271
Matthew Horton @matthewhorton.com · 16/09/2026Ed Sheeran's pedalboard quits tour: 'This is for the downtrodden worldwide' 030
Reposted by Matthew HortonRonan Fitzgerald @rmkf.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Interesting take, I assumed just go for it was the best approach. 151
Matthew Horton @matthewhorton.com · 14/09/2026Amol Rajan's performative aghast face. The Go! Team's Bottle Rocket DOES sound a bit like Salt 'n' Pepa. #UniversityChallenge 060
Matthew Horton @matthewhorton.com · 14/09/2026Had an unlikely urge to dig out my old Hothouse Flowers LP and even play it. Not impressed with 20-minutes-ago me. And as for the 16-year-old me who bought it—oh, you're ok, kid. Can't be helped. 130
Matthew Horton @matthewhorton.com · 13/09/2026Shelton hits the ball hard, but into innocuous spaces. Mind boggles that he beat Alcaraz. Albeit a one-armed Alcaraz who'd been on a sun lounger for eight months. #USOpen 130
Matthew Horton @matthewhorton.com · 13/09/2026Annoying City win slightly leavened by how hilariously poor United are. 020
Matthew Horton @matthewhorton.com · 12/09/2026The Waterboys have brought Steve Earle on to add a bit of bite up front for the second half. 130
Matthew Horton @matthewhorton.com · 10/09/2026My Garmin watch thinks I'm interested that Reading and Leeds tickets are on sale tomorrow. Assume it's looked at my 5K times and decided I'm a thrusting young buck. 100
Matthew Horton @matthewhorton.com · 09/09/2026Seems about right in this age of thugs and arseholes that Alexander Zverev's odds-on to win his second slam of the year. 120
Matthew Horton @matthewhorton.com · 09/09/2026Bless Noni. No one thought that was going in, least of all him. 020