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warrior cop @wyattprivilege.bsky.social · 14h
If you tank a lethal injection you should be free to go
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🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 @murderxbryan.bsky.social · 15h
Really proud of my friend Jesse Farrar who asked me to share this when i woke up www.cnn.com/2026/10/01/u...
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The tweet that defined a decade of Trump | CNN
It’s been 10 years since Jesse Farrar accidentally defined a political era with one pithy, prescient tweet. He wishes it never happened.
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dave @daveymagoo.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
they're planning that steel mill in lee county lol. as a lifelong iowan with family in lee county, they are not getting the proper workforce nor convincing aaaaanybody to relocate there for this to happen.
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dave @daveymagoo.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
watched this live but its so much better the second time around
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dave @daveymagoo.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
so the entire regimes "aftermath" funding is going to be rug pulling us stable coins and collapsing the dolla dolla bill
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dave @daveymagoo.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
twister/eraser double feature
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dave @daveymagoo.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
weekend hank engaged
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dave @daveymagoo.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
nothing but trouble MADE tupac
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BayBayFriend @baybayfriend.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
There’s NO REASON to think Grassy will be late this week, but if it is, it’s because I was watching middle-aged egomaniacs bicker at each other instead of working on it
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A ★★★★½ review of Metallica: Some Kind of Monster (2004)
I don’t usually review the stuff I have on in the background while I work on projects, but this demanded so much of my attention because it’s so fucking funny.  Definitely watched this on Vh1 as a kid...
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dave @daveymagoo.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
going to watch Hijack blind but knowing there's a season 2 leads to edris' character being: a. very successful hijacker b. very successful air marshal c. unluckiest person in history that should never fly again
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dave @daveymagoo.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
there's prolly 100 uploads of this set online and i watch it every time it gets stumbled upon www.youtube.com/watch?v=rzQ5...
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AFI Warped 2002?
YouTube video by Declan Dwyer
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Adam Steinbaugh @adamsteinbaugh.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
BREAKING: An Iowa state court dismisses President Donald Trump’s frivolous lawsuit against veteran pollster J. Ann Selzer (represented by @thefireorg.bsky.social) and the Des Moines Register newspaper, a victory for First Amendment rights. Opinion here: www.fire.org/research-lea...
This case sets a President, a member of Congress, and a former state senator against a pollster and a newspaper, and it arises out of an election. A case of that kind invites the reader to look for a political result. The Court’s role is narrower. It is to sit as an impartial arbiter, to apply the law without passion or prejudice, and to rule without regard to the politics of the day. As such, the only question before the Court is whether the Petition states a claim the law recognizes. At its core, the Plaintiffs’ Petition seeks to stretch both Iowa statutory and common law beyond their current bounds, turning speech that enjoys the highest category of First Amendment protection into a liability. After considering the parties’ arguments, the Court must conclude that the protection is too great and the reach is too far. The case must therefore be dismissed.
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dave @daveymagoo.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
idk why but the US government using UPS(!) to ship classified F-35 parts is really reeeeallly fucking funny to me
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
They are shipping F35 parts with UPS
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Congressman Greg Casar @repcasar.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
ICE has a bigger budget than the Marine Corps & still conned Congress out of $20M more for bodycams. Swore every agent would wear one by August. It’s September and ICE shot an Austinite in the back. They say there was no camera. They’re liars with masks and a blank check from Trump.
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The ICE Officer in Austin Wasn’t Wearing a Body Cam
The officer who shot a Venezuelan man was hired last year from another federal law-enforcement agency.
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
"i have created the machine that thinks." you fucked up a perfectly good graphics card is what you did. look at it. it's got anxiety
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Oregon 🕎🎲 @oregonthedm.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
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dave walsh @dvewlsh.com · 19/09/2026
This is the most unhinged piece of writing that I've ever had published, and I'm here for it. You ever wonder what happens to a fighter after they retire? Or when they retire because they kept punching people's heads clean off? Soulpuncher. thekismetmagazine.com/2026/09/17/s...
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Soulpuncher
Look, you know, not many people get run over by a train first thing
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oblivion.txt @oblivion-txt.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Unacceptable!
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dave @daveymagoo.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
this is FOMO from using the block button. just fucking block.
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dave @daveymagoo.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
hank the almighty
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
@Browtweaten

alfred: you have emphysema

batman: how?

alfred: probably from using smoke bombs to get out of scary situations

batman: oh

alfred:

batman: “slowly reaches for smoke bomb*

alfred: sir
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dave @daveymagoo.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
too bad the anti flag guy was a sex pest because they could probably write a great album right now
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dave @daveymagoo.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
im not saying iowa state is the best team ever assembled, we just dont know yet
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The Troys Are Back In Town @troyponce.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
the funniest 9/11 was Donald Trump skipping the 20th memorial to watch elderly circus boxing that was relocated to Florida last minute due to medical sanctioning issues. The crowd screamed at each other through the moment of silence, led by a woman wearing a shirt that said CANCEL BIG TECH.
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dave @daveymagoo.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
what if the epstein files contain certain info about nine/eleven and thats why nobodys released it?
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The Paul of the House of Usher @katamaridumassy.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
25 years
cj @futurevictim_ tweet from 1:17 AM • 12 Sep 21

the only lasting 9/11 memory i have is when the budweiser ad with the kneeling clydesdales came on during the super bowl and i said "those horses are praying to mecca" and my friend's uncle got so mad that he had to go in the backyard
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dave @daveymagoo.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
trump just made an arena of people pledge to commit voter fraud lolol
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dave @daveymagoo.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
his brain is degrading back to his greatest hits again
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dave @daveymagoo.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
getting the fucking game day treatment hahaha
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dave @daveymagoo.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
the prez just said hes gonna save me $1200 next year.
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dave @daveymagoo.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
its so funny how their brains connect masks specifically with covid like theres no other possible reason to wear one in public
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dave @daveymagoo.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
lolol hes doing the dumocrats bit. getting a greatest hits playlist tonight
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dave @daveymagoo.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
my hearts not ready to watch all the andy williams tributes
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dave @daveymagoo.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
nw: christian nationalist rally '26 live in dallas
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dave @daveymagoo.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
lol just the AG at a campaign rally
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Sen. Pumpkin Gogurt @ugarles.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
wow i really expected caitlin clark to stay apolitical
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Max Kennerly @maxkennerly.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
If only the media had as much interest in the world's richest person, the primary funder of the Republican Party, who spoke at Trump's Inauguration and gave a Sieg Heil, once again declaring his belief "white solidarity is the only way to survive" as they do some Twitch streamer.
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dave @daveymagoo.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
set my phone to record some lightning and hank decided to make it a react video
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drewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
good excuse to post one of my favorite photos from last decade
cheam creems
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Mystery Wrestling @mysterywrestling.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
“The Butcher” Andy Williams in a gnome hat will always make us smile ❤️ #MysteryWrestling
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Prisonculture @prisonculture.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Do more of what makes you happy.
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Solomon @solomonrmissouri.com · 02/03/2026
imagine creating THE most hostile economic, social, and political environment in 60 years and expect people to procreate www.nytimes.com/2026/02/27/u...
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The Birthrate Is Plunging. Why Some Say That’s a Good Thing.
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dave @daveymagoo.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
a lot of undeserved LB slander going on around this post
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David BASTARDspan @davidbix.com · 06/09/2026
As reposted by @rjcity.bsky.social on X, The Everything App: "Is it weird looking like you’re a racist?" featuring RJ City, "The Butcher" Andy Williams, and Colt Cabana. "Wow. Wow. Wow. WOW!" "I don't ride a motorcycle, either."
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Empire State Wrestling @eswwrestling.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Our hearts are broken by the passing of "The Butcher" Andy Williams. Beloved by all, he was an incredible person who brought immense positivity to the wrestling community. We send our deepest condolences to all his loved ones. Thank you, Andy. We'll love, miss & never forget you.
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dave @daveymagoo.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
fuck. rip.
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Nicolas Dream, PhD @afraidofwasps.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
People will say "Covid took two years of my life that I'll never get back" and then you watch how they've spent their years since... Maybe covid ate there ngl
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