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dave @daveymagoo.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
the nobel prize folk need to send trump a last place trophy after the announcements
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Inner City Press @innercitypress.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
OK - now at case against advance paid access to Truth Social posts in SDNY - Inner City Press will live skeet, thread below
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dave @daveymagoo.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
lol right right
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dave @daveymagoo.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
this thread is great and still going!
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David Roberts @volts.wtf · 05/10/2026
Holy shit.
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dave @daveymagoo.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
i think it was end of "who framed roger rabbit" when the villain gets flattened by a steam roller
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James Urbaniak @jamesurbaniak.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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fraser ramon @fraserramon.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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dave @daveymagoo.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
always balling the homies
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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
with all respect: i'm losing touch with what AI does because i have no interest in it and it's not my business. nobody worries about me losing touch with developments in particle physics or artificial bull insemination. it's not my fault the richest guys on earth want me to make their toy my life
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warrior cop @wyattprivilege.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
If you tank a lethal injection you should be free to go
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🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 @murderxbryan.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Really proud of my friend Jesse Farrar who asked me to share this when i woke up www.cnn.com/2026/10/01/u...
cnn.com
The tweet that defined a decade of Trump | CNN
It’s been 10 years since Jesse Farrar accidentally defined a political era with one pithy, prescient tweet. He wishes it never happened.
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dave @daveymagoo.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
absolutely
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dave @daveymagoo.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
absolutely
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dave @daveymagoo.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
they're planning that steel mill in lee county lol. as a lifelong iowan with family in lee county, they are not getting the proper workforce nor convincing aaaaanybody to relocate there for this to happen.
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dave @daveymagoo.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
watched this live but its so much better the second time around
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dave @daveymagoo.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
so the entire regimes "aftermath" funding is going to be rug pulling us stable coins and collapsing the dolla dolla bill
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dave @daveymagoo.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
twister/eraser double feature
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dave @daveymagoo.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
weekend hank engaged
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dave @daveymagoo.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
nothing but trouble MADE tupac
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BayBayFriend @baybayfriend.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
There’s NO REASON to think Grassy will be late this week, but if it is, it’s because I was watching middle-aged egomaniacs bicker at each other instead of working on it
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A ★★★★½ review of Metallica: Some Kind of Monster (2004)
I don’t usually review the stuff I have on in the background while I work on projects, but this demanded so much of my attention because it’s so fucking funny.  Definitely watched this on Vh1 as a kid...
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dave @daveymagoo.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
going to watch Hijack blind but knowing there's a season 2 leads to edris' character being: a. very successful hijacker b. very successful air marshal c. unluckiest person in history that should never fly again
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dave @daveymagoo.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
thanks to @earlmontclair.bsky.social it started with nsync an hour ago and now i'm here
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dave @daveymagoo.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
there's prolly 100 uploads of this set online and i watch it every time it gets stumbled upon www.youtube.com/watch?v=rzQ5...
youtube.com
AFI Warped 2002?
YouTube video by Declan Dwyer
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dave @daveymagoo.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
they are the best the sync boys had to offer
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dave @daveymagoo.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
it's gonna be me and tearin up my heart
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Adam Steinbaugh @adamsteinbaugh.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
BREAKING: An Iowa state court dismisses President Donald Trump’s frivolous lawsuit against veteran pollster J. Ann Selzer (represented by @thefireorg.bsky.social) and the Des Moines Register newspaper, a victory for First Amendment rights. Opinion here: www.fire.org/research-lea...
This case sets a President, a member of Congress, and a former state senator against a pollster and a newspaper, and it arises out of an election. A case of that kind invites the reader to look for a political result. The Court’s role is narrower. It is to sit as an impartial arbiter, to apply the law without passion or prejudice, and to rule without regard to the politics of the day. As such, the only question before the Court is whether the Petition states a claim the law recognizes. At its core, the Plaintiffs’ Petition seeks to stretch both Iowa statutory and common law beyond their current bounds, turning speech that enjoys the highest category of First Amendment protection into a liability. After considering the parties’ arguments, the Court must conclude that the protection is too great and the reach is too far. The case must therefore be dismissed.
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dave @daveymagoo.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
like you have soooo so many options but someone's like "slap that shipping label on there it'll be fine."
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dave @daveymagoo.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
idk why but the US government using UPS(!) to ship classified F-35 parts is really reeeeallly fucking funny to me
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
They are shipping F35 parts with UPS
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Congressman Greg Casar @repcasar.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
ICE has a bigger budget than the Marine Corps & still conned Congress out of $20M more for bodycams. Swore every agent would wear one by August. It’s September and ICE shot an Austinite in the back. They say there was no camera. They’re liars with masks and a blank check from Trump.
theatlantic.com
The ICE Officer in Austin Wasn’t Wearing a Body Cam
The officer who shot a Venezuelan man was hired last year from another federal law-enforcement agency.
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dave @daveymagoo.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
great social media skills sir
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
"i have created the machine that thinks." you fucked up a perfectly good graphics card is what you did. look at it. it's got anxiety
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Oregon 🕎🎲 @oregonthedm.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
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dave walsh @dvewlsh.com · 19/09/2026
This is the most unhinged piece of writing that I've ever had published, and I'm here for it. You ever wonder what happens to a fighter after they retire? Or when they retire because they kept punching people's heads clean off? Soulpuncher. thekismetmagazine.com/2026/09/17/s...
thekismetmagazine.com
Soulpuncher
Look, you know, not many people get run over by a train first thing
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dave @daveymagoo.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
i wish we could get an alan ritchson version of everything
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oblivion.txt @oblivion-txt.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Unacceptable!
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dave @daveymagoo.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
this is FOMO from using the block button. just fucking block.
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dave @daveymagoo.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
hank the almighty
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
@Browtweaten

alfred: you have emphysema

batman: how?

alfred: probably from using smoke bombs to get out of scary situations

batman: oh

alfred:

batman: “slowly reaches for smoke bomb*

alfred: sir
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dave @daveymagoo.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
too bad the anti flag guy was a sex pest because they could probably write a great album right now
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dave @daveymagoo.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
im not saying iowa state is the best team ever assembled, we just dont know yet
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dave @daveymagoo.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
sometimes we get blessed
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The Troys Are Back In Town @troyponce.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
the funniest 9/11 was Donald Trump skipping the 20th memorial to watch elderly circus boxing that was relocated to Florida last minute due to medical sanctioning issues. The crowd screamed at each other through the moment of silence, led by a woman wearing a shirt that said CANCEL BIG TECH.
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dave @daveymagoo.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
completely memory holed this, thank you
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dave @daveymagoo.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
creed break
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dave @daveymagoo.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
what if what if what if IIIII
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dave @daveymagoo.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
what if the epstein files contain certain info about nine/eleven and thats why nobodys released it?
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