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Paul Hicks

@davetrek42.bsky.social
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Gatekeeper of Yesterday & Heir to the Muppet Throne. Formerly @Davetrek42 on Xwitter, Threads, etc.

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Paul Hicks @davetrek42.bsky.social · 11h
Trump's removal of every single woman from power is comically predictable. You can even tell which one he's going to turn on next, based on his mad tirades. This is why you don't pander to Sexual Predators. For the same reason you don't feed a rabid dog. They ALWAYS bite the hand that feeds them.
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Gail Simone @gailsimone.bsky.social · 12h
I don’t like to slut-shame but I heard Aunt Beru gave it away like a discount vaporator.
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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 12h
Generational trauma? Don’t you threaten me with a good time
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Michelle says: Be kind. Always. ❤️ @snarkysillysad.bsky.social · 13h
Let nothing get in the way of your dreams: #AGoodPlace Source: www.reddit.com/r/BeAmazed/s...
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rebar mcentire? @rebarmcentire.bsky.social · 22h
don't think just yell stuff
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alexis simpson is confused by display name changes @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
less slut shaming, more slut shaman
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mindflakes @mindflakes.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Nothing feels better than going back to bed. Sometimes I'll get out of bed just so I can go back to it
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
pickles go alongside hotdogs and i'm tired of pretending this isn't a universal truth
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WuTangIsForTheChildren @wutangforchildren.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Jack Smith….man of the people at the Power to the People concert hanging out on the lawn….no fancy pavilion seats or backstage laminate pass
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Paul Hicks @davetrek42.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
New American Horror Story season good. Can't say more. Too scared. Have to hide.
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Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Ghosts are classist, which is why you never hear about haunted doublewide trailers
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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I, for one, am looking forward to a pillowcase full of rocks this Halloween
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J. L. Westover @mrlovenstein.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
So grateful I get to include this comic in my book as a way of saying thanks ❤️ kickstarter.com/projects/mrlovenstein/mr-lovenstein-presents-fun
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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
i think we could convince donald trump that republican candidates need to all legally change their names to donald trump
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Paul Hicks @davetrek42.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Does anyone else like salt just a little too much? I *constantly* crave salty foods in such a way that it's obsessive. I even intentionally cook with LESS salt, so I can salt EACH BITE INDIVIDUALLY, to taste the salt better. Just talking about it makes my mouth water. Salt... SALT! MORE SALT!
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Paul Hicks @davetrek42.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I accidentally froze a bunch of cotton candy grapes & inadvertently discovered that they're the best snack ever when you have a sore throat. Like a frosty little fruit lozenge. Yum.
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karanormal activity 💜 @deadontheoutside.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
omg do i have to do everything around here
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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The only word I’ve said aloud today is fuck. But in 3 different octaves!
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Corduroy Cheddar @corduroycheddar.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Once I figure out how to monetize my sleep deprivation, it's over for you bitches
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Gail Simone @gailsimone.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Tillamook brand cheese is excellent. Bigots are garbage. This is an easy choice to make.
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RedruM @dorsalstream.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I feel like we moved on too quickly from the discovery that our brains actually consist of 2 different organs.
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Paul Hicks @davetrek42.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Happy Dolly Parton day, you magnificent cunts. Get the fuck up and do something kind and/or motorboat some amazing tits if they're consensually available. www.youtube.com/watch?v=UbxU...
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Dolly Parton - 9 To 5 (Official Video)
YouTube video by DollyPartonVEVO
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rebar mcentire? @rebarmcentire.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I'm not hitting on you I just can't shut the fuck up
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Paul Hicks @davetrek42.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Actually, I'm not much of a lover OR a fighter. I'm more of a loafer. <holds out a plate of nibblies> Canapé?
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
God, grant me the courage to change the things I can and incredible new powers to change the things I can't.
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Victoria Rose Richards @aerialembroidery.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
80 hours of embroidery! This aerial landscape is directly inspired by Dartmoor and I'd say I have another 30-ish hours to go? I'm now starting to fill in the fields for the sheep, the tor area will be done last as I'm still deciding whether I want a slope or not 😅 I hope you like it! #art
An embroidery hoop containing a sewn aerial-view landscape. It depicts a moorland scene in a range of green shades, about 70% completed.
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Gail Simone @gailsimone.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Okay, I am going to make your week a lot better with a recommendation today. I don't care if you are a Marvel fan, a Muppet fan, or both, or neither. This morning I bought MUPPETS TAKE THE MARVEL UNIVERSE #1 on digital because I couldn't wait for a physical copy. People. BUY THIS BOOK.
Muppets Take The Marvel Universe #1 cover
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Paul Hicks @davetrek42.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
So let me get this right... The Lindsay Clancey Trial... The lawyers of the rich white woman who murdered her 3 babies are now trying to dox & prosecute the black male JUROR who couldn't find a Reasonable Doubt of her Innocence, as if HE'S THE CRIMINAL ONE HERE? Seriously? FUCKING SERIOUSLY?
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Paul Hicks @davetrek42.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Also made some breakfast sandwiches. I always make extra to freeze, & they're so much better than the Jimmy Dean or store bought ones. Been cooking up a storm lately. Higher prices have made it necessary to work a little harder to keep some of our tasty favorites stocked.
Jalapeno eggs & bacon ready to go onto breakfast sammies.12 breakfast sandwiches open faced, with jalapeno eggs, bacon, havarti, cheddar & a dash of margarine. 6 are on keto bread & 6 are on normal English muffins.
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Paul Hicks @davetrek42.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Been subsisting on hot coppa sandwiches & homemade chicken soup this week. I have to special order the coppa from the East Coast & slice it myself, as it's $15 dollars less per pound than over here,n ut so very, very worth the effort. Hot Coppa is inCREDible when sliced correctly. I'm in heaven.
Several layers of very thinly sliced hot coppa, with sandwiches being made in the background.Sandwiches half made, with garlic aioli, lettuce, tomato, red onion, pepperoncini. Havarti cheese is on the dutch crunch, & Tillamook cheddar on the keto bread.Same sandwiches as previous image, but with hot coppa, Calamata olives, & sliced avocado added.The final presentation.  A sliced half hot coppa sandwich, my homemade chicken soup garnished with mozzarella, Lays plain potato chips & paired with a Puppetmaster Shiraz.
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PeculiarAmelia @theartfulldodger.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
My deep fascination with clothes and outfits and dressing is just me overcompensating for the fact that i would much rather be naked
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The Phantom Judge You Harshly 🎃💀🦇🧛‍♂️ @judgeyouharshly.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Nudes don‘t impress me. Post a video of you reading aloud.
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Paul Hicks @davetrek42.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Well, if we're gonna build a giant sniper topped drone turreted Arch at Arlington National Cemetery, WHY STOP THERE? Lets top each headstone with LASERS, with heat sensors & AI targeting as well. Hell... While we're at it how about we DIG UP THE SOLDIERS & TURN THEM INTO TERMINATORS? WOO! 'MURICA!
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Jen McGowan @iamjenmcg.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
People should be concerned if their favorite news source DIDN’T get kicked out of the White House
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shauna @goldengateblond.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
it’s almost 50 years old and ‘Rumours’ still goes so hard
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Rev. Benjamin Cremer @brcremer.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
If you are using God to justify supporting things that would make you cry out to God in agony for help if it was being done to you, you are not worshiping God. You are worshiping cruelty and calling it “God.”
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Mr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I hope the murder AI comes for me first.
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Daisy @daisy91.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
My dream guy is Chewbacca. He’s tall, has great hair and doesn’t talk much
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Uncle John @realazmoderate.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Once Trump is gone, would you support Congress passing a Damnatio Memoriae Act requiring removing Trump's name from all government & publicly owned/controlled properties as well as any government programs?
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Paul Hicks @davetrek42.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Good stuff. Sorry to hear you're going through this. Stay cool.
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Alt National Park Service @altnps.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Join tomorrow if you’re free! We hope to see you there! 💚✊ Hands Around the Kennedy Center Friday, September 18, 2026 at 6:30 PM ET The Kennedy Center 2700 F Street NW, Washington, DC
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Chiitan🌈ちぃたん☆ @chiitan.love · 18/09/2026
LGBT souls exist🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 No special permission is needed. Not understanding is no right to harm. Show courtesy, then step back. They want ordinary human things: laughter, love, and growth beside those they choose. To trans families — let’s keep smiling. Let’s fill the world with Love🌈
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Democrat Cats @democratcats.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Morning Kitten
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Paul Hicks @davetrek42.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
1) Landlords don't like police showing up. Use that to your advantage, if appropriate. 2) Document everything & write an Incident Report for anything serious. Submit copies to landlord & police. 3) What's good for the goose is good for the gander. If he can't stop them, he can't stop you either.
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Paul Hicks @davetrek42.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Been through some similar experiences, & unfortunately, I can confirm that in many states, (CA and WA for me) Landlords are exempt from liability or injury between tenants, UNLESS somehow the living conditions are what's leading to the dispute. I DO have a few tips & tricks on protecting yourself:
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Paul Hicks @davetrek42.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Plot Twist: They're awesome, you all become friends & start an Ice Cream company together. I mean... You never know?
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Paul Hicks @davetrek42.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Man, RFK Jr. has COMPLETELY ruined my enjoyment of being an unhinged pseudoscientific conspiracy theorist redneck nutjob. Here I am, trying to enjoy my Raw Milk Chiropractic Solar Anal Bleaching, & I can't tell anyone how wonderful it is, because they're under Alien Control & will JUDGE me for it.
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Paul Hicks @davetrek42.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Made some chicken soup. Don't tell anyone, but the secret ingredient is LARD. Shhhh.
A BIG OL' pot of my chicken, carrot, celery mushroom, red bell pepper, garlic, onion & cabbage soup, with a wooden spoon holding up a detail shot.
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gwen 🌶️👹 @gwenpepperoni.myatproto.social · 16/09/2026
ed sheeran is lifting the bestiality ban for supporting acts.
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Helen Rosner @hels.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Kid was asking some pointed questions about how babies are born which led to me drawing the best picture I’ve drawn in my life
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