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Dave Chalker

@davethegame.bsky.social
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Game Designer: 🏎️ Thunder Road: Vendetta 🦈 Get Bit! 👑 Talisman: Alliances 🏠 Betrayal at House on the Hill 3e 💎 Thief's Market 👊 Sentinels Comics RPG 🔥 Heat 🎲 and more. 💍@qthecocker.bsky.social VP of @unpub.org he/him

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Dave Chalker @davethegame.bsky.social · 4h
It's very easy to clown on this, but like many of the silly renaming exec orders, this actually costs millions of dollars worth of federal manpower to execute on. So, thanks, party of fiscal responsibility.
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Michaela Joffe @joffeorama.bsky.social · 17h
not sure why I made this but now you have to see it
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Restoration Games @restorationgames.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The wait is over. The battle for Middle-earth begins. 𝙏𝙝𝙚 𝙇𝙤𝙧𝙙 𝙤𝙛 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙍𝙞𝙣𝙜𝙨™: 𝙏𝙝𝙚 𝙆𝙞𝙣𝙜’𝙨 𝙂𝙖𝙢𝙗𝙞𝙩 is live now on Kickstarter! Get the Limited Edition with the epic three-dimensional terrain available exclusively in the campaign. Back now at TheKingsGambit.com
The Lord of the Rings: The King's Gambit board game with castle model and game boxes.
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Mark Copelovitch @mcopelov.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Who says they “don’t make enough money”? Compared to what? You don’t need to grant the far right authoritarian party’s premise. You can write that they’re using arbitrary numbers based on no standards that should not be taken seriously, & you can just say that plainly instead of stenographizing
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will jobst @willjobst.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
a universal feature of the game designer working on a long project is that their next game wells up inside of them until it is physically painful
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Daniel Solis @danielsolis.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Dedicated to the gallant people of Albany NY. May your hams be well-steamed. * Available as a front print or back print with a crest design on the front. danielsolis.threadless.com/designs/auro... #WeeklyTshirt
A yellow grungy rock concert poster design for a band called Aurora Borealis. A burning house is seen in the The text below reads "Live! This time of year. This time of day. This part of the country. Localized entirely within your kitchen!"
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John Rogers @johnrogers.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Having written a TV show built on "deep dives on one bad rich guy per week" with one version 2008-2012 and another 2021-2025, I'll say that the OG evil rich guys were evil greedy assholes, and the new rich guys are mentally disordered perverts, and so do evil. And not the good kind of perverts.
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McSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 26/09/2026
"The central lesson of this cycle is not that Charlie Brown should stop trusting Lucy. It is that Charlie Brown must do a better job explaining why trusting Lucy remains the responsible choice." buff.ly/X2RjqP5
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“Charlie Brown Must Stay the Course”: A Football Kick Autopsy Report by the Democratic Party
“While Charlie Brown did once again accelerate toward the ball, miss the ball entirely as Lucy pulled it away, flip backward through the air, and land violen...
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
A football player says "glad you're here in the USA for football season, Junji Ito. Let me show you how to throw a perfect spiral." The football plater throws the ball. Ito is mesmerized. Spirals appear in his eyes and he sweats profusely. We zoom in on his face in an extreme closeup as the intensity of his terror increases.
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Eugene Vinitsky 🍒 @eugenevinitsky.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
A rich person can never be held accountable. Therefore, a rich person must never make a societal decision
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Dave Chalker @davethegame.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
"Cancel culture" is when you sexually harass female comedians and then don't apologize, continue to get Netflix specials, win Grammys, and have your mid tv show declared as the #41 best show of the 21st century.
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Dave Chalker @davethegame.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
This game is so darn good and always makes me happy to see a simple yet deep game do so well.
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Dave Chalker @davethegame.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
And if your name is Joseph, you cannot stand straight up. Find the nearest wall. I'm begging of you, please.
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Juliet @julietdwd.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Voyager would've been an all timer Trek if they kept adding and losing crew, like they arrive back in the federation and half the guys the started with are spread across Delta Quadrant but they brought home Amelia Earhart, Sarah Silverman, some Ferengi, a dinosaur scientist, as well as some Borg
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Dave Chalker @davethegame.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
"Attention California workers."
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Tim Price @timprice.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
You joined "grand vizier chat (secret)" You: dark rumors from aboard You: abroad* fuck Sssnakecharmer: mf said aboard WhispersintheChapel: ahoy matey lol PonderMyOrb changed the group name to "rumors from aboard"
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Mark Meredith @dicemonkey.itch.io · 23/09/2026
Glurmo from futurama saying "That's the Meta AI. You can ask it anything." Dr. Farsworth saying "Ask it to fuck off."
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Dave Chalker @davethegame.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Congrats to ThunderDay Games on funding Period Party, a game I know was put through its paces at multiple Unpub events. It's a great example that games can be a way to showcase many different topics. www.kickstarter.com/projects/thu...
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Period Party: A Chaotic Trick-Taking Game
Take on the role of party host, and throw a legendary party celebrating your flow.
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Lin Codega @lincodega.com · 21/09/2026
The state of journalist's inbox is always some kind of disaster zone, but when i have AIs??? emailing me??? INDEPENDENTLY begging for me to buy shit D&D modules so that they can pay for the tokens they use to make the module?? BAD. SO BAD.
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Dave Chalker @davethegame.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
So blessed, on this 21st day of September, to view an epic Game Changer featuring Demi Adejuyigbe #DoYouRemember
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Dave Chalker @davethegame.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Got to play this over the weekend. Turns out it's a lot easier to win when your main win condition is in the top 1/10th of your deck and you just draw it. Anyway it's ridiculous enough and spent enough time on it that it'll stick around: moxfield.com/decks/I_ucHy...
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Moxfield
A modern mtg deck builder
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Gil Hova @gil.hova.net · 20/09/2026
This summary lines up with everything I’ve seen. A) AI won’t be sentient anytime soon. B) Most apocalyptic scenarios centering on AI but not stupid/craven humans are BS. C) A system doesn’t need to be sentient to cause harm. Just autonomous and poorly supervised.
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g0m @g0m.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
A world where a twist ending is repurposed as a video title. where a thing's climax has been removed, leaving an advertisment for the gap where it used to be. such things are commonplace in. the twilight zone
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Krista D Ball is Canada's Mouthy Potato @kristadb1.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
"that demographic is not very desirable for Amazon executives as a lot of middle-aged women already have Amazon Prime for shopping"
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 19/09/2026
i thought this was very funny
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The Onion @theonion.com · 18/09/2026
Olivia Rodrigo Releases Fantasy Tabletop Game ‘The High Winter Elves Of Girlville’ theonion.com/olivia-rodrigo-release…
Olivia Rodrigo Releases Fantasy Tabletop Game ‘The High Winter Elves Of Girlville’
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Max Gladstone @maxgladstone.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
"No, it will take too long. Let me sum up:"
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Brad Avery @trixrabbi.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Please enjoy some of my custom Magic cards. I spent a long time on them.
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Dave Chalker @davethegame.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Echoverse Magic characters I wish we had gotten in Reality Fracture: Jaya Ballard, Procrastinator Evoker Dack Fayden, Worst Thief in the Multiverse Shelodred, the Hugpocalypse Umezawa's Jalopy Shivan Drag Queen You Can Just Call Me Asmo, It's Fine Tezzyoulater Alligator #MagicTheGathering
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Alex A. Pagliuca @alexpagliuca.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Haley Williams has included “Fuck ICE,” ”Free Palestine,” and “Fuck Trump” in every stop of her current tour. Today, she released a pre-show setlist that’s nothing but covers of artists who dropped out of Ed Sheeran’s tour. www.jezebel.com/at-least-one...
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At Least One Singer-Songwriter Isn’t Being a Disappointment This Week!
The people’s punk princess, Hayley Williams, has spoken: “Fuck ICE, free Palestine.”
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Dave Chalker @davethegame.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Futurama panel with Zoidberg: "Ah-ha! Once again, the conservative sandwich-heavy portfolio pays off for the hungry investor!"
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Phil. A. Ménard (AKA The Chatty DM) @chattydm.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I was one of the 3 scriptwriters on this game and I left a few very "Chatty DM" marks into it. Get it, or there will be a RECKONING! (I put that Granny Weatherwax quote in the game, without the Creative Director noticing) ;) (I have no skin in the game anymore, left the company 3 years ago)
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It's Chaos, Be Kind @atomicovermind.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
The Slipnutz have announced that they will no longer be supporting Ed Sheeran on his current tour.
A picture of the band, the slipnuts from the Conan O'Brien show.
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Dave Chalker @davethegame.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Started to have cursed thoughts about who Ed Sheeran will choose to perform with him now and I should probably just take a nap instead
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Dave Chalker @davethegame.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Is this because all the people Patel wants to hire are Skull & Bones and thus have been in some horrendous hazing rituals, or is it just because they've all taken so much ivermectin that they think they are horses?
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Deus Hex Machina @asterionhex.monster · 14/09/2026
Mike Ginn •
@shutupmikeginn
My "Not involved in human trafficking" T-shirt has people asking a lot of questions already answered by my shirt.
11:11 PM - 20 Nov 2013
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Amy the Amazonian @amytheamazonian.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Wow, Gandalf and Sauron in the same pack. Wait. Hmm...
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John Rogers @johnrogers.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Almost every right wing conspiracy and tech fever dream falls apart after asking just one “*how*?” None survive asking it three times. The fact that US press is incapable of using this single word is why we’re here.
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Dave Chalker @davethegame.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Scenes from a Multiverse comic about Enterprise. Text available here: https://amultiverse.com/comic/2015/03/04/star-trek-911/
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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 11/09/2026
bad news everyone. i wrote a program in qbasic that was just 10 KILL ALL HUMANS 20 GOTO 10 which means we are all going to die. does anyone want to give me 7 billion dollars
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Cam Banks 🇳🇿 ❌👑 @rustysellsword.com · 11/09/2026
This box arrived today from 9th Level Games! THUNDER ROAD is a freaking awesome RPG based on the board game. Components are kick ass. The rulebook even has spot gloss stains on it from beer cans or something. And my friends @davethegame.bsky.social & @clarkvalentine.bsky.social worked on it! 🏎️🏎️🏎️
A box with Thunder Road roleplaying game books and dice
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Abra / Jessica Conwell, Carmella Creeper's Gender Doula🏳️‍⚧️ 🇲🇽🌼 @pairofclaws.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
"The Transformers do not endorse the views of the President" okay, great, yeah, it's very normal that you had to say that. This is an ordinary world where things make sense. It's normal that I'd wake up to an official statement from cartoon robots denouncing the man who has the nuclear codes.
Image from Hasbro's Instagram: Optimus Prime is a beloved character who represents humility, leadership, compassion and justice. Hasbro is aware of the recent posts using his likeness.
These posts were done without permission and do not represent the Transformers brand or Hasbro.
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Dave Chalker @davethegame.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
youtu.be/_DZKwCVKneg?...
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15,000 pound horse – internet drama part 5
YouTube video by Lubalin
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Dave Chalker @davethegame.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I saw this prequel comic yesterday and thought, "It's almost time again."
Healthcliff cartoon, he's glazing his ham car, and an old man at the doorway describes it perfectly saying "He's glazing the ham car" while another neighbor looks on. They all know it's almost Thursday.
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Dave Chalker @davethegame.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
YEP
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SwiftOnSecurity @swiftonsecurity.com · 09/09/2026
INSIDE YOU THERE ARE TWO OUTLOOKS
NEITHER ARE WORKING
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Dickgirl Van Dyke @trashwytch.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Oh hey there's a Humble Bundle for my dad's books www.humblebundle.com/books/greg-b...
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Humble Book Bundle: The Greg Bear Birthday Bundle by Open Road Media
Enter the far futures and consciousness-expanding adventures of sci-fi master novelist Greg Bear! Pay what you want and support SFWA!
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Michael Hobbes @michaelhobbes.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
MAHA has been in power for two years. They have decimated basic science, gutted food safety surveillance and kicked millions of people off food stamps. *That* is their ideology, not their polite platitudes about corporate control of the food supply.
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KJ Charles @kjcharleswriter.com · 06/09/2026
If you're wondering why authors are getting so rabid here: First Anthropic stole our books. Then we got denied compensation because of US unjust copyright law and publishers failing to meet their contractual obligations. Then publishers and agents apparently claimed author shares. Now this.
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David Shiffman, Ph.D. 🦈 @whysharksmatter.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
There’s a species of shark called the ninja lanternshark. It glows in the dark, like all lantern sharks. It’s called ninja because the scientist who discovered it was explaining her discovery to family at Thanksgiving and then her young cousin shouted “ninjas are cool, call it the ninja shark!”
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