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Dickgirl Van Dyke

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afab | 30 or 40 years old --- can potentially be found in any part of seattle on any given evening. could be outside your window right now. --- currently reading all my dad's books and blogging about them at huntingthegreatbear.wordpress.com

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The Man Who Shot Liberty Bibberty
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Dickgirl Van Dyke @trashwytch.bsky.social · 20h
Nicholas Sparks sounds like he's one of a pair of feuding conjurers
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Dickgirl Van Dyke @trashwytch.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
David Horsey how dare you make me think of innocent butch Seattle getting bullied by a bunch of femme cosmopolitan mean girls...
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Trixter of the Moon Council @trixter.retro.pizza.ap.brid.gy · 03/10/2026
I don’t like the implications here.
A fancy collectible action figure box on a Target shelf. The packaging is mostly black with no window, just an open umbrella with a black and white spiral pattern in the middle and a small DC Comics logo In the top corner. Importantly, there’s text below it that says The Penguin, followed by the cursed phrase Clothed Action Figure.
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Josephine beckbook.com Riesman @josie.zone · 02/10/2026
Still the absolute funniest "trailer remix" ever made -- as well as one of the very first of its kind, debuting in 2005 Every shot is perfectly chosen God I could watch this all day
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Dickgirl Van Dyke @trashwytch.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The Tremors TV show mentioned a criminal organization called the Outfit, meaning they could have had an episode where Parker and the man who tried to double-cross him have to play a deadly game of cat and mouse in an abandoned desert town full of graboids
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Dickgirl Van Dyke @trashwytch.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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Dickgirl Van Dyke @trashwytch.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Reality Fracture limited should come with an eight-mana board wipe in the command zone that you can crack if nobody's attacked in the last three turns
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Dickgirl Van Dyke @trashwytch.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The Joker may be the Clown Prince of Crime - but Mr. Freeze is the Crown Prince of Clime
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cryptic 🦇 pollinator @magicscience.info · 12/12/2024
packet marked with DO NOT THROW AWAY "YOU MUST EAT" MANDATORY CRYSTALS DO NOT THROW AWAY
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Dickgirl Van Dyke @trashwytch.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
It is time once again for the @scarecrowvideo.bsky.social Paychotronic Video Challenge watch thread #scvpsychochallenge
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Dickgirl Van Dyke @trashwytch.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Backpack is the son of a previous Fat Bear Week champion - total nepo baby
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Dickgirl Van Dyke @trashwytch.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Some sad news from the comic book world - Calvin from Calvin and Hobbes got hit by a car while riding his wagon and has passed away. He is slowly disappearing from all strips and Hobbes has turned back into an inanimate object. His parents are visibly weeping in every panel.
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Dickgirl Van Dyke @trashwytch.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Welcome back the wet we missed you the wet
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Robyn @centurypunk.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Blusky tweet: “The femlale version of jorking it is jilking it.” 0 likes 1 retweet The 1 user who retweeted: “The Water Level in my Basement is Rising and my Son is out of time!”
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BearhAHHH!!t @fussybabybit.ch · 28/09/2026
You catch that big video essay last night?
coworkers deviously luring you over to the water cooler
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ᴡᴇ ʙᴜɪʟᴛ ᴛʜɪꜱ ᴄɪᴛʏ @webuiltthiscity.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Thank you @garbageday.email for *actually* explaining why nobody you know has heard “Choosin’ Texas,” yet it is paradoxically topping the charts www.garbageday.email/p/why-choosi...
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Why "Choosin' Texas" doesn't feel like a hit
Read to the end for FlubberLover01
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Dickgirl Van Dyke @trashwytch.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Neighborhood corn looking good
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Dickgirl Van Dyke @trashwytch.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Everyone's complaining that Control Resonant has a male protagonist but not me. I'm secure enough in my femininity that it really doesn't bother me. It's 2026 - men can be action game protagonists, too, and they don't need to be all sexy to do it.
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Dickgirl Van Dyke @trashwytch.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
i got a burger and fries at a taco place today. it was very okay. you can't judge me though because i really wanted a burger and a beer and this was the only place i could do that within walking distance of my house
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Vampire Hunter D: Blu-dlust @savedbyz3r0.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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J HELL P @jlp.systems · 24/09/2026
I had to make this a jingle
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Dickgirl Van Dyke @trashwytch.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Picturing Elesh Norn housing one of these
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Dickgirl Van Dyke @trashwytch.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Something happened here...
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Dickgirl Van Dyke @trashwytch.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
It's a beautiful day to be stuck behind the low bridge
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Dickgirl Van Dyke @trashwytch.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I'm from one of the normal mech squadrons where nobody conditions us and the mechs don't do anything to your brain and we obey intergalactic humanitarian law and I gotta say, it's freaks like you that give us a bad name. So I'm pleased to announce that my missiles are locked onto your heat signature
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Dickgirl Van Dyke @trashwytch.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The Tremors TV show is unexpectedly about learning to live with endangered predatory megafauna, rural living resisting predatory development, and the public/private land use conflict in the American West. Does this make for a good TV show? No, but it would probably have made for a good novel.
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Dickgirl Van Dyke @trashwytch.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
>Jace says he's made a new, better multiverse >Ask him if it's freedom from suffering or the world of illusions >"It's a good multiverse, ma'am" >Open the omenpath >It's the world of illusions
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Retrograde Minis @retrogrademinis.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Nice try, 𝘨𝘦𝘵 𝘰𝘶𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘸𝘢𝘺
A size 1/2 mech from Lancer. The mech, which is a cool, neutral blue is reclining. The mech's torso is retracted and open, showing warm orange light and the pilot, who is a stocky woman with short brown hair. The pilot is relaxing in the suit, opening a can of beer with one hand.
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Dickgirl Van Dyke @trashwytch.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
WE'RE NUMBER ONE!!!
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Josephine beckbook.com Riesman @josie.zone · 20/09/2026
{animaniacs voice}
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gamera obscura october edition @ohrobin.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
incredibly well-done resident evil teaser from a movie theater
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Dickgirl Van Dyke @trashwytch.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I frew up :(
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Stephanie 🍉 @ageofoddish.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
mmygod
the slut gnomes of false berlin jeopardy bluesky posttoday's jeopardy categories. the last 2 are "false berlin" and "bizarre little men"
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Nathan Bulmer @natemorebikes.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
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Dickgirl Van Dyke @trashwytch.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Have..... have I been sleeping on Woody Woodpecker?
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Dickgirl Van Dyke @trashwytch.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
We should never have abandoned trip hop.
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Dickgirl Van Dyke @trashwytch.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I need more people to watch Wise Blood until it becomes part of the cultural lexicon so I can say stuff like IT'S A GOOD CAR! and DON'T GO THINKING I BELIEVE IN ANYTHING! and SHAKE HANDS WITH GONGA and anyone else on Earth will know what the hell I'm saying
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jane c. hu @janehu.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
the triumvirate (2026)
a woman stands with hands on her hips after driving a red SUV up train tracks into Seattle's Mt Baker light rail stationa white sedan drives on Seattle's I-90 pedestrian trail as a woman in a green shirt walks in front of ita black SUV stopped after driving down a flight of stairs at Seattle's Post Alley
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Dickgirl Van Dyke @trashwytch.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Lots of furries at the Be Your Own Pet show, which I should perhaps not be surprised about given the name
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Michael Fry @bigdirtyfry.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Your Grandad Cyclops talks about his school days
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
"the author of that harry potter story leads an insane cult that's captured much of the media in this country" is a different person if you're in the UK or the US
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Dickgirl Van Dyke @trashwytch.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
*Miho Hatori voice* it's my 40th birthday
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Dickgirl Van Dyke @trashwytch.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
the city today (40)
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Dickgirl Van Dyke @trashwytch.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Shout-out to the tiny spider on my stairs who apparently caught a big house spider in her web
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Deus Hex Machina @asterionhex.monster · 14/09/2026
This lady on the bus just peeled a lime and started eating it like an orange and yelled every time she took a bite
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Dickgirl Van Dyke @trashwytch.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Guy arguing against bike lanes at a Gotham City Council meeting because "the Batmobile needs that space to maneuver"
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Dickgirl Van Dyke @trashwytch.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I'm almost done replaying all the Arkham games and they really are like what if you made the best possible Batman games and dressed them up as the most dogshit edgy Batman games
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