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Data_vvitch

@datavvitch.bsky.social
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Writer, noise musician, and above all, a shitposter

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That catgirl with The Posts @roodypatooti.bsky.social · 06/12/2025
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for fucks sake medieval monks didn't "believe rabbits were a type of fish" they legally/spiritually classified them as fish because non-nobles weren't legally allowed to hunt or eat typical game like deer from land owned by nobles, but fishing was still allowed (which is why a lot of traditional west european foods involve salmon). it's NOT evidence of ppl in the medieval period being wildly stupid and weird, it's a legalistic oddity like corporate personhood. the fact that some clergy guys could just decide that rabbits were fish because it was convenient is evidence of the absurd feudal theocratic bureaucracy of the times. and also how much control the church had over the way ppl thought about things (always in terms of sin sin sin sin sin). nobody thought rabbits were actually fish but they needed to allow ppl to eat them or there was gonna be famine brought on by the nobles stupid fucking hunting traditions. church and state were so mixed up and both were so inefficient, irrational and stubborn that they couldn't change any rules, only bend them over backwards
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Data_vvitch @datavvitch.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Well and truly entering my tekno arc, God help us all
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Pookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Reminder that in Canada upon becoming an engineer you get an iron ring made of a collapsed bridge, purposely designed to be uncomfortable, to remind you that your ethics demand you give a fuck even about the boring grudgework of such as double-checking your math. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Iron_Ring
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Iron Ring - Wikipedia
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Chuck Tingle @chucktingle.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
i would rather remove my eyeballs than witness an AI tingler cover
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.meow @dotmeow.org · 30/09/2026
Out of curiosity, which is prettier: Athena, Aphrodite or Hera? I've got some fruit to sweeten the deal if that helps.
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Thomas Ha @thomasha.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
i should clarify, when i write people doing bad things, it's because i am bad. they are me. more importantly, when you read about those bad things, they also become you. that's how story works. in fact, you are going to think about murder before this skeet ends. how's that feel, sicko.
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Courtney/Lucy 🍉 from the river to the sea @magicalgurll.com · 17/09/2026
when you make a typo in the group chat
A photo from Stardom, a Japanese women's wrestling federation. Perfectly centered is a woman on her knees leaning forward against the ropes. Five women in fun, colorful, sparkly outfits are all mid-air launching towards her to deliver flying kicks to her back, lined up close to each other and about to land their attacks all at once.
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caroline cash @cashbrowns.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Nancy 9/28/26 … “Sluggo’s Terrible New Hat” Part 1
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caroline cash @cashbrowns.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
excited to announce the dumbest nancy storyline ever introduced
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the babahuck @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
bad news babe a rogue openai agent must have hacked our refrigerator last night and drank 15 beers
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my ordinary life @calne.ca · 27/09/2026
im very busy
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brianloveswords @brianloveswords.com · 17/05/2026
if the guitarist looks like nancy you're gonna die in that pit
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Casey S. Pumpkins 🎃 @caseyexplosion.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Is it Henry's birthday?
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Stephen Roddy @stephenroddy.bandcamp.com · 25/09/2026
Tried to explain the Irish reliance and infatuation with Teletext to a student lately and they thought I was making it up. Our ‘digital transition’ began with 90s granddads looking up dog racing results on page 686 hackaday.com/2023/10/13/t...
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Teletext In Ireland, Another Broadcasting Leftover Bites The Dust
Over the years we’ve reported on the passing of a few of the broadcasting technologies of yesteryear, such as analogue TV in America, or AM radio in Europe. Now it’s the turn of an earl…
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Jamie McKelvie @mckelvie.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Yeah I wonder who this is. Completely different topic: don't watch the Harry Potter TV show.
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Evangelion Screenshots @ngescreenshot.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
YOU WOULDN'T
INFILTRATE
TERMINAL DOGMA
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Data_vvitch @datavvitch.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I went to a techno night last Saturday I have plans to go to techno nights this Friday *and* Saturday And people say you slow down as you age
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male to fujoshi transsexual @foxglove.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Spent a bunch of the day on the T2 and T1 with a jacket full of injection supplies, two vials of 50mg/ml enanthate, a pump bottle of T gel, and a jar of lysdexamfetamine. Would have been a very rare drop if someone had taken me out.
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TreatOrTrix Point Never 🎃 @toriimacdaddy.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
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👻 Jack Djinn Wail 🧞 @jacktindale.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Absolutely lost my shit at this co-op mode for Hearts of Iron, which you play as the Army, Navy, Emperor, and Government. All have their own win conditions aside the Government, which lost the game automatically in 1925. docs.google.com/document/d/1...
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True Imperial Japan Experience
True Imperial Japan Experience A Hearts of Iron 4 Game This is a counteroperative roleplaying game. The resolution system is a game of multiplayer Hearts of Iron 4 and a number of discord chats. Requi...
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Elle @elleisanisland.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Pope Leo XIV has been gifted a massive green orb and honestly not now massive green orb
Pope Leo by a green glass orb the size of a med-large pumpkin
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Darryl Mott @gamerstavernshow.com · 16/09/2026
"Your brains stop developing at age 25" was a press misrepresentation of a study. They wanted to see if brains continued to develop after adolescence, so the study was capped at age 25. A later study with a wider subject pool showed that brains are ALWAYS developing our whole lives.
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Osaka, we 🐇 @osaka.zone · 17/09/2026
if you don't pay humans, why should I pay you?
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Chaddeus Stevens 🇺🇦🇵🇸🌹 @inv1nciblesummer.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Shouldn’t these nerds love game theory and mechanism design? Both frontier labs are bleating “help, we’re stuck in a Prisoner’s Dilemma!” and Yud and his buds don’t have a 15-year old Lesswrong thread solving this problem they can trot out? I thought they were more imaginative than this
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Hunter Dunn @hunterisntdunn.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Roko’s basilisk isn’t real but the people who think it is are very real & will hurt you
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Casey S. Pumpkins 🎃 @caseyexplosion.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Ed Sheeran is a pathetic little piss baby
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samantha is the spectre haunting europe 👻👻👻 @commiesamantha.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
i had a 'journalist' who had been vocally anti-talarico since the primary show up in my mentions the other day to demand to know why i thought he was transphobic. we are seeing which of you suddenly like him now that he wants to hurt the trannies.
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male to fujoshi transsexual @foxglove.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Stancil bsky.app/profile/jack...
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A.J. Wilden🏳️‍⚧️ @wcwit.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
"They're not misunderstanding the film; they're co-opting a message"
Screencap from the interview linked in the quoted post

Marlow Stern (the interviewer):  You have one of the most renowned replies in Twitter history. Elon Musk tweeted out, “Take the red pill,” then Ivanka Trump enthusiastically wrote, “Taken!” to him, and then you replied, “Fuck both of you.” I’m curious how you feel about the co-opting of “The Matrix” by those on the right who don’t really seem to understand its messaging.

Lilly Wachowski: I mean, I can’t sit in a room and explain the movie to every single person who watches it. Even if I did sit in a room with Elon Musk and Ivanka Trump — yikes — it doesn’t matter. They’re not misunderstanding the film; they’re co-opting a message. And that’s what fascists do: They co-opt the messages of progressives and use it to their benefit to confuse and obfuscate what is going on and the intention of their ideology. They do it with everything. They do it with Martin Luther King Jr. Look at how they’ve changed the idea of what antisemitism is.
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🔆🌒 Samwise 🌘🔆 @samwisegamzee.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
the way this is my biggest legacy but most people don't know it was me who made it
Picture of a coloring page with Eric and Ariel from The Little Mermaid, colored over with markers to make them look goth. Eric says "My top surgery went really well." Ariel says "That's great! My bottom surgery is next week."Eric and Ariel say at the same time "I can't believe we're both goth and trans!" Sebastian the crab is under them and says "I'm a communist!"
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lex luddy needs a nap @lexluddy.xyz · 04/09/2026
My first piece for @kotaku.com sees me document the rather surreal experience of demoing a game funded by a government that would have me executed for being trans. kotaku.com/the-1001-thr...
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The 1001 Threads Of Mizan Director Avoids Answering A Simple Question At Gamescom - Kotaku
'This is a really decentralized company. We completely decentralized'
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big bleat from badsville @djepelgesh.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
thank you The New York Post for what may be the funniest image of all time
a picture from the NY Post titled "	today’s leftists are possessed by the spirit of France’s 18th-century guillotine-loving revolutionaries" (way too long) that shows Mamdani (the specter haunting Europe) smiling in the sky as a bunch of French people goof around
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J. L. Westover @mrlovenstein.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
YOU DON'T "CONSUME" ART MOTHERFUCKER. YOU EXPERIENCE IT. YOU FEEL IT. YOU ENGAGE WITH IT. YOU WRESTLE WITH IT. YOU LIVE IT. ART ISN'T A LITTLE MORSEL YOU GOBBLE UP.
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DVS @dvsblast.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
new food pyramid says u gotta eat mad ants every day. thats all it says.
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vic-or-squeak!! ᓚᘏᕐᐷ @gizmouse.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
made this edit in a fit of rage
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Elizabeth Taylor @elizabethtaylor47.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
I’ve experienced a fair bit of discrimination in my life (and I’ve had privileges too) But I really can’t overstate how different it is having your civil rights and seeing literal human rights violations being enacted upon your community on a near weekly basis. It really is something else.
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Data_vvitch @datavvitch.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Every year, post festival season, I always end up wanting to just Go Camping Somewhere So I should do that, probably
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Joel Morris @gralefrit.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
The median listener of Radio 4 is of course in their fifties. Meaning they are mainly into Bob Dylan, don’t understand rap, and have never played any video games. Oh. Hang on.
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draculaderonda from the crypt @scanningtwo.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
The videogame guy I'm controlling? That's not me; I'm me. The main character in a novel I'm reading isn't me either. More and more I feel like this is an unusual attitude towards art.
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It's The Big Iron, Charlie Brown @big-iron.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
"Further, garlic is actually an Asian spice, and you really need to consider if adding it to a dish is going to be appropriative. It's definitely not something you should just have knots of constantly hanging in your kitchen."
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rue @deathcarpets.enterdeepfo.rest · 09/08/2026
you tiny thing in the face of the fabulous new, your only thought is to kill it? for fear of great change? you can’t hold the tide with a broom
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Nikki Morgen Comix @duknuk.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
reminder
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void.vrc.dj @void.vrc.dj · 19/08/2026
I love the last Ghost in the shell show
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Joseph Cox @josephcox.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
New from 404 Media: we solved which AI company is buying massive shipments of rare books, scanning and destroying them to train AI. We put an Apple AirTag in a rare book, followed it. It ended up at an Amazon facility. Its logo is a dinosaur ripping through a book www.404media.co/we-tracked-a...
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We Tracked a Shipment of Rare Books. It Ended at an Amazon AI Training Facility
We placed a tracking device in a shipment of rare books to see which AI company was buying it, and found an Amazon facility where Amazon scans and destroys books.
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ex-Lethality Jane @lethalityjane.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
You played the recorder in part to strengthen your fine motor skills and in part to introduce you to basic music theory concepts like rhythm, the C-major scale, and reading basic music notes. Your teachers wanted to make elementary music education available to all, not just the rich.
Threads post "And then for no reason, no reason at all, they made us all learn how to play the recorder"
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Lindsay 🎃 @broadwell.eu · 15/08/2026
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Castledolphyn @castledolphyn.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
My contribution to the trans spidey trend ^_^
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Tim Clare @timclare.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
This description of how East Anglian 'toadman' sorcerers were reputed to acquire their powers has delighted me this morning. 'through unspecified means' is, in modern parlance, sending me
The initiation ceremony, with certain regional variations, involved the initiate catching a male toad, hanging it from a thorn bush or pegging it to an anthill until its bones had been picked clean, and then carrying the bones on their person until dried. The bones were then thrown into a running stream on a full moon at midnight and all except one would be swept downstream. The remaining small fork-shaped bone when recovered would, through unspecified means, grant its holder psychic control over horses.
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Joel @snufkinlib.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Reading in 1493 about the cities of New Spain and their mix of Africans, Europeans, Asians, and Americans and thinking waaow and then remembering I literally live in 21st century London
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Mara Wilson @marawilson.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
I bought a mandolin cutter because I wanted to try to be healthy and eat more vegetables, and everyone told me to be careful when I used it, to use the guard or even gloves, but I didn’t, and ended up slicing my fingertip It’s fine now, but clearly there’s a lesson here: don’t try to be healthy
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