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Branton Snyter 🏳️‍🌈

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Kelly @hinx.bsky.social · 05/10/2025
this is incredible and also correct
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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 24/09/2025
The richest man on earth owns X. The second richest man on earth is about to be a major owner of TikTok. The third richest man owns Facebook, Instagram, and WhatsApp. The fourth richest man owns The Washington Post. See the problem here?
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 31/08/2025
Salt has to be one of the absolute worst things your wife could be turned into a pillar of
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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 27/08/2025
remember folks, we cant have gun restrictions because if we do the federal government will occupy our streets, imprison people without due process, ship dissidents to foreign gulags and things of that nature
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McSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 27/08/2025
"I’m socially liberal and fiscally conservative, which is no way a meaningless label I use to mask my bigotry and disdain for any voice different than mine." www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/im-...
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I’m Socially Liberal and Fiscally Conservative, Which Is Totally Not Meaningless
Remember me? I’m the guy with “Christian” and “Patriot” on my Twitter profile. My avatar is a picture of me wearing sunglasses and a baseball hat i...
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Branton Snyter 🏳️‍🌈 @dasnydzter.bsky.social · 17/08/2025
go birds
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wint @dril.bsky.social · 31/07/2025
watching you dildo brain cock suckers play w/ AI shit is like watching a dog paw at one of those puzzle boxes that you put treats inside of
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 30/07/2025
Holy shit, they did it. They wrote the headline.
NYC Mass Shooting Was Nearly Impossible to Prevent, Experts Say
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Branton Snyter 🏳️‍🌈 @dasnydzter.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
"click in" and "click out" truly irritates me
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 21/07/2025
It's become clear that this administration is just a protracted war on anybody who's read a book without pictures in it. It's a miracle we're all still getting up and going to work every morning. The psychological drain is the point, and I'm increasingly grateful to the people who are still decent.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 15/07/2025
Group Of Teen Girls Convinces JD Vance To Kill Himself
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Group Of Teen Girls Convinces JD Vance To Kill Himself
WASHINGTON—Lighting up his phone night and day with their cruel taunts, a group of teenage girls reportedly convinced Vice President JD Vance to kill himself Tuesday. “Everyone I know thinks you’re so...
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Branton Snyter 🏳️‍🌈 @dasnydzter.bsky.social · 15/07/2025
unhinged method
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Branton Snyter 🏳️‍🌈 @dasnydzter.bsky.social · 14/07/2025
streaming services are ruining the world
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Charlie O'Connor @charlieoconn.bsky.social · 14/07/2025
Dynamite I am running for the hills as soon as I hear "I came to dance dance dance dance"
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Dan, from the web @danfromtheweb.bsky.social · 13/07/2025
I witnessed Gus the second most famous groundhog in Pennsylvania drunk drive through a harvest festival in Berks County in 2014
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Alex P. 👹 @saddestrobots.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
this is qanon and people get really, really mad at you when you point out that it's qanon
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onion person @junlper.beer · 07/07/2025
i love holding real news in my hands
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Branton Snyter 🏳️‍🌈 @dasnydzter.bsky.social · 03/07/2025
aligned
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Branton Snyter 🏳️‍🌈 @dasnydzter.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 25/06/2025
"this guy in his mid thirties lacks work experience" really hits different from the generation that writes the email body in the subject line
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Branton Snyter 🏳️‍🌈 @dasnydzter.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
im running for reelection for a minor local office, but it's important to express what you belive
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
theonion.com/new-bomb-cap...
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New Bomb Capable Of Creating 1,500 New Terrorists In Single Blast
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
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This War Will Destabilize The Entire Mideast Region And Set Off A Global Shockwave Of Anti-Americanism vs. No It Won’t
George W. Bush may think that a war against Iraq is the solution to our problems, but the reality is, it will only serve to create far more.
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Kat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
We have a madman in the White House who is actively trying to trigger total war. If Jeffries, Schumer, or any other Democratic leaders try to justify this, shrug indifferently, or write a strongly-worded letter and call it a day, they need to step down or be aggressively primaried.
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Joshua J. Friedman @joshuajfriedman.com · 22/06/2025
AOC: “It is absolutely and clearly grounds for impeachment.”
The President's disastrous decision to bomb Iran without authorization is a grave violation of the Constitution and Congressional War Powers.
He has impulsively risked launching a war that may ensnare us for generations.
It is absolutely and clearly grounds for impeachment.
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Branton Snyter 🏳️‍🌈 @dasnydzter.bsky.social · 20/06/2025
when I got my first tattoo I avoided touching it cuz my brain thought it would rub off
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C-Bo the Eggman @cbotheeggman.bsky.social · 19/06/2025
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Branton Snyter 🏳️‍🌈 @dasnydzter.bsky.social · 19/06/2025
First solution-powered pond garbage found crawling on whiskey bar.
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𝔻𝕒𝕟 🏈🍻💀 @danmynrd.bsky.social · 15/06/2025
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Vernors Herzog @vernorsherzog.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
No Kings includes Draft Kings
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 13/06/2025
gonna be so pissed off if my phone wakes me up to warn me about an incoming icbm when i could have died in my sleep
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Branton Snyter 🏳️‍🌈 @dasnydzter.bsky.social · 13/06/2025
excellent morning to read America's Finest News Source @theonion.com in paper
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Kat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 12/06/2025
SHUT. IT. DOWN. A senator was dragged out of a press conference for standing up for his constituents and against fascism. Watch how your representatives and senators respond to their own colleague being treated like this. That'll show you how they'll react when it's *you* on the ground.
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Branton Snyter 🏳️‍🌈 @dasnydzter.bsky.social · 11/06/2025
a broken clock is right twice a day
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Branton Snyter 🏳️‍🌈 @dasnydzter.bsky.social · 11/06/2025
I live right outside the 4th (!!) largest city in PA and people still act like this
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Dr Doom @drdoomgrumps.bsky.social · 08/06/2025
RT if you love boobs and want to see ICE destroyed.
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Chris Hayes @chrislhayes.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
I'm just glad one of these men has the nuclear codes and the other has all our personal data.
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Gillian Brockell @gillianbrockell.com · 24/05/2025
OMFG THE RIGHT WING OBSESSION WITH “AFRICANS WERE ACTIVE IN THE SLAVE TRADE”!! “Africans” didn’t collectively sell themselves into slavery because they didn’t see themselves as Africans. They were Igbo, Fulani, Kongo, Mali. Nations. Just like slavers were Portuguese, Spanish, English. 1/
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The Onion @theonion.com · 22/05/2025
Nation Can't Believe It On Harvard's Side
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onion person @junlper.beer · 22/05/2025
if the democratic party wasn’t a gerontocracy this would have failed. gerry connelly staying in office til he died allowed this to pass. this is echoes of RBG not retiring. when will democrats fucking learn
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Branton Snyter 🏳️‍🌈 @dasnydzter.bsky.social · 17/05/2025
identifying stakeholders most likely
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Branton Snyter 🏳️‍🌈 @dasnydzter.bsky.social · 17/05/2025
dangerous
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Branton Snyter 🏳️‍🌈 @dasnydzter.bsky.social · 17/05/2025
the correct follow-up question would be, "Okay, what about Palestinians in Gaza?"
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 17/05/2025
Comer accuses Comey of trying to "jizz up" a coup
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Absolutely Hammered @ahpod.bsky.social · 17/05/2025
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