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Dan, from the web @danfromtheweb.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

I have never seen anything like NBC's pregame coverage tonight, I don't think they mentioned the Colts once. Wall-to-wall Chiefs adoration

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Dan, from the web @danfromtheweb.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

a concert, a canceled train, an escape with strangers from iowa, just another big weekend in progress

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Dan, from the web @danfromtheweb.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

was yesterday 9/11?? ah shit i forgot again

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Dan, from the web @danfromtheweb.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

last night i dreamt that i got hit by a tornado at citizens bank park, and afterwards they still charged me full price for a beer

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Dan, from the web @danfromtheweb.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

I am taking a break from smoking weed and have the same irritability as someone quitting cigarettes

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Dan, from the web @danfromtheweb.bsky.social · 09/08/2026

Liberty Mutual does not exist, the ads are a deep state psyop to remind people that we have no say in anything

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Dan, from the web @danfromtheweb.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

In 2004 I spoiled Shrek 2 for a middle school classmate and have been feeling guilty about it ever since

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Dan, from the web @danfromtheweb.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

anytime i have been in a rental unit with one of these thermostats, the only options allowed are to do the exact opposite of what you want. they only serve to remind us that every societal trend is to make our lives miserable and convoluted. there is a god and he has forsaken us

a thermostat in a shorehouse that is 75 degrees in july, showing that the heat is running with a target temperature of 75 degrees

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Dan, from the web @danfromtheweb.bsky.social · 26/07/2026

i wonder if angel hernandez is having a bad time in his life. i hope so

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Dan, from the web @danfromtheweb.bsky.social · 23/07/2026

busy day at the office, some coworkers have spent 15 minutes discussing their idea to invent and market a THC/alcohol beverage called "Crossfade"

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Dan, from the web @danfromtheweb.bsky.social · 16/07/2026

Tfw you are ready to tend to your farm/land because breathing in wildfire smoke is all mental

Phillies commentator Ben Davis wearing a gray turtleneck, three gold chains, and a plaid suit while holding a CSN Philly microphone at the start of a broadcast from Citizens Bank Park

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Dan, from the web @danfromtheweb.bsky.social · 16/07/2026

If I was in congress I would propose a bill where the sun is up for both the morning and the evening all year in the US. Problem solved

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Dan, from the web @danfromtheweb.bsky.social · 14/07/2026

Enough of these shitty dads throwing derby pitches to their sons. Let's have the fans vote on who throws. Shohei Ohtani, welcome back, guess what, you're taking swings off of Lars from Metallica

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Dan, from the web @danfromtheweb.bsky.social · 29/06/2026

If twitter was like it was 10 years ago I'd tweet at AT&T and say "Ted from the commercials just showed up to my nephew's baptism to tell us we can use our AT&T phones to share our photos, no one here has even met him before"

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Dan, from the web @danfromtheweb.bsky.social · 16/06/2026

Mom just texted me to tell me she replied to my email

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Dan, from the web @danfromtheweb.bsky.social · 13/05/2026

i am at the courtney barnett show in philly, and there is a guy here who looks like sean mcdermott

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Dan, from the web @danfromtheweb.bsky.social · 30/04/2026

got a "go sixers" from the other guy buying fungal cream at CVS!

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Dan, from the web @danfromtheweb.bsky.social · 23/04/2026

If The Onion is giving Infowars to Tim Heidecker then it's only fair that Gregg Turkington gets AV Club

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Dan, from the web @danfromtheweb.bsky.social · 10/04/2026

just saw an advertisement on youtube for a guy called "Dr. Josh Ass"

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Dan, from the web @danfromtheweb.bsky.social · 05/04/2026

UCLA's extra jersey is 26 in honor of Chase Utley, no wonder they are going to win the title

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Dan O’Sullivan @osullyville.bsky.social · 01/04/2026

Simply one of the most chaotic starts to an individual's Wikipedia page you can find

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Dan, from the web @danfromtheweb.bsky.social · 26/03/2026

banned from the local karaoke night after doing the song from that turbotax commercial

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Spencer Ackerman @attackerman.bsky.social · 21/03/2026

Mueller’s FBI persecuted Muslims nationwide. He was responsible for one of the most egregious, systemic violations of civil rights in the history of the FBI, which is saying a whole lot. This was Mueller’s FBI:

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FBI Teaches Agents: 'Mainstream' Muslims Are 'Violent, Radical'

The FBI is teaching its agents that ordinary American Muslims are likely to be terrorist sympathizers; that the Prophet Mohammed was a “cult leader”; and that Islamic charity is no more than a “fundin...

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The Onion @theonion.com · 12/03/2026

Laker Fans Furious As Bam Adebayo Dies In Even Worse Helicopter Crash

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Stephen @tgk.bsky.social · 13/01/2026

Today is a great reminder that we can never be too ready.

A chart outlining the RIP BOZO Readiness Condition (RIPCON), which is a riff off of DEFCON. There are 5 levels, with 5 being lowest and 1 being the highest. The chart details descriptions of these levels, examples and actions to take in the event something occurs.

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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 03/01/2026

if you are talking today about how bad maduro was and were alive, at all, during the run-up to the iraq war you are potentially the dumbest person to ever live

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Dan, from the web @danfromtheweb.bsky.social · 03/01/2026

The number of people who acknowledge the horrible US history of regime change in other countries ... and also don't have the object permanence to realize this is yet another example is staggering. There is nothing just about what the US is doing in Venezuela

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Dan, from the web @danfromtheweb.bsky.social · 25/12/2025

gathering the family around to listen to our favorite christmas song: "Our Values Are Under Attack" by Tim Heidecker

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Dan, from the web @danfromtheweb.bsky.social · 19/12/2025

got a ticket in the mail from the PPA for parking in a loading zone a couple of weeks ago, even though kurt vile already told everyone it was ok

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Dan, from the web @danfromtheweb.bsky.social · 24/11/2025

writing a song about the time i saw a guy who looked like brandon ingram at a chick-fil-a

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Dan, from the web @danfromtheweb.bsky.social · 22/11/2025

Gonna buy a range rover on account of this commercial where some guy shows that you can drive it around a rich lady's castle

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Dan, from the web @danfromtheweb.bsky.social · 15/11/2025

It seems like the news is happening more and more lately

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Dan, from the web @danfromtheweb.bsky.social · 09/11/2025

The NFL is like a parody of parity this year, every team sucks

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Dan, from the web @danfromtheweb.bsky.social · 04/11/2025

Dick Cheney worked his way up from congressman, to White House chief of staff, to secretary of defense, before being elected vice president of the United Sta-

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Dan, from the web @danfromtheweb.bsky.social · 19/10/2025

zach braff is holding me hostage until i switch to t-mobile home internet. he broke into my house and has handcuffed me to the fridge. he says he would have brought donald faison but he is out of town for a wedding

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Dan, from the web @danfromtheweb.bsky.social · 12/10/2025

I didn't grow up with grandparents, so I missed out on the experience of having them repeatedly tell me in an uncanny manner that I'm eligible for USAA insurance coverage

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Dan, from the web @danfromtheweb.bsky.social · 11/10/2025

James Franklin is doing this personally to attack all Penn State graduates

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Dan, from the web @danfromtheweb.bsky.social · 10/10/2025

Was late to a meeting this morning because I was complaining to HR about the Phillies farm system failing to develop hitters

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Dan, from the web @danfromtheweb.bsky.social · 10/10/2025

I think I am going to have a heart attack, that Orion play just broke my brain in two

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Dan, from the web @danfromtheweb.bsky.social · 17/09/2025

at the dentist this morning and rick reilly is outside the window staring at me in the chair. it is unclear if anyone who works here can see him

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treb @treblaw.bsky.social · 14/09/2025

dad trying to get out of an above-ground pool with no ladder

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🦴 archer 🎾 @an.actual.dog · 10/09/2025

it's so insane. from cnn's reporting - every single event on this is a right-wing attacker. every single one. and there's no guarantee this guy was a lefty, either. could be! but so far not really a reasonable assumption!

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Dan, from the web @danfromtheweb.bsky.social · 02/09/2025

Trash can in the kitchen at work smells like someone poured an entire bottle of tequila in it, and no one knows how it got that way. Solving this mystery is now our number one goal for the day

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Dan, from the web @danfromtheweb.bsky.social · 01/09/2025

Need to get Alvarado back on the juice

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