Reposted by Absolutely Hammeredamy de la piedra 🏳️⚧️🇵🇷 @amycaro.bsky.social · 27/09/2026maybe the phillies will get hot for the postseason! 414932
Reposted by Absolutely HammeredJustin Klugh @justinklugh.bsky.social · 11/07/2026How about a show called "Swing and a Chris" on which Chris Jones interacts with fans of not-Phillies MLB teams to see how long it takes for them to become furious? Name is locked in. @franzkela.bsky.social Also, new @ahpod.bsky.social: www.patreon.com/c/hittinseas...patreon.comGet more from Hittin' Season on PatreonGet more from Hittin' Season on Patreon. Join for free or become a member for just $1/month. Every sports fan agrees: The internet's number one problem?… 1184
Reposted by Absolutely Hammereddsarizzle @dsaraiya.bsky.social · 20/02/2026EXPERIENCE PHILLIES BASEBALL oil pastels on bristol ⚾️✌🏽🤧🎨 #ringthebell #phillies inspired by “Face-Off” by Xue Jiye 🙏🏽 310319
Reposted by Absolutely HammeredJustin Klugh @justinklugh.bsky.social · 22/01/2026The @ahpod.bsky.social thread is CRACKLING about our Phils!! 0233
Reposted by Absolutely HammeredJustin Klugh @justinklugh.bsky.social · 13/10/2025Tomorrow we're recording a new @ahpod.bsky.social! Hmm? We're totally fine, thanks. In fact, we're totally fine enough to solve YOUR Phillies problems. Tell us your short or long term, made-up or real issues with the Phillies. We'll have you feeling better in no time. @franzkela.bsky.social 5112
Reposted by Absolutely Hammeredtreb @treblaw.bsky.social · 12/10/2025maybe Jennifer Holland could crack a 2x4 over my skull 4321
Reposted by Absolutely HammeredBrian Adventure, Awaits! Huzzah! @phillyb322.bsky.social · 09/10/2025Hopper: Pop quiz hotshot, down 1 at home with a runner on second and no outs... WHAT DO YOU DO? Topper: You play for the tie. 274
Absolutely Hammered @ahpod.bsky.social · 07/10/2025legit hate the phillies so fucking much. this core is the biggest bunch of fucking losers on the planet. every october they just shit their fucking pants. harper is washed. kyle is mentally playing somewhere else already. trea got his batting title and doesn't give a shit now. fuck off. 1192
Absolutely Hammered @ahpod.bsky.social · 05/10/2025I'm going to do that viral challenge where you drink 9 beers and eat 9 hot dogs each quarter during the eagles game. 4821
Absolutely Hammered @ahpod.bsky.social · 05/10/2025if you are still positive about the phillies you need more help than I do. 9831
Absolutely Hammered @ahpod.bsky.social · 05/10/2025Dodgers fans have to be some of the most insecure little losers I have ever interacted with. and I am counting Mets fans in this equation. 3410
Absolutely Hammered @ahpod.bsky.social · 05/10/2025I really hate this fucking roster at this point. 3624
Absolutely Hammered @ahpod.bsky.social · 05/10/2025I'll hold out hope until Cillian Murphy with a wig on shuts them down, which seems inevitable. 0220
Absolutely Hammered @ahpod.bsky.social · 05/10/2025please score runs, phillies. I am asking nicely. 2551
