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Darn Auld Draper

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Larry @ahbseen.bsky.social · 28/07/2025
They didn’t disperse. Change is coming.
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julie gourinchas @literaryfey.bsky.social · 19/06/2025
"I asked ChatGPT" "I asked Grok" ok well I asked Gandalf and he said he has not passed through fire and death to bandy crooked words with a witless worm
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Matt Linton @amuse.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
The "difference between law enforcement and an antifa protestor" is that I'm not paying the protestor's salary and empowering them with a legal monopoly on physical and lethal force in my name. I hate that so many people pretend to be confused about that.
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Alariko @alariko.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
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Denver Protests @denverprotests.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
Really poignant piece of street art from artist TopZ out of Seattle!
An ACAB street art piece. There are three pig heads in a row with text above and below them. They are depicted wearing green gaiter masks. The middle one has on an ICE baseball cap. The text reads "you can cover your faces. We can still tell you're pigs." Pigs is emphasized with red paint that is dripping down the wall to mimic blood.
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han olliver @hanolliver.bsky.social · 03/06/2025
it's my birthday today! 🌹 I'd be grateful if you shared my art as a gift to me 🫶
digital painting of an Asian woman with dark curly hair and enormous faux black wings who's holding a sword and sitting against a red backdrop in a white gown with flowersdigital painting of a woman with coiffed blonde hair curling around her shoulders looking off to the distance in profile; done in loose gestural strokes against a green background. digital painting of four women with dark hair in various styled white dresses, looking off into the distance. it's dark at night and they're in front of a large building. digital painting of a woman with very bright red hair in waves around her face, wearing a voluminous fur coat and leaning forward with her hand to her face. pearls drip around her neck and hands. she's seated on a fancy stool and there's a column behind her and also movement to suggest other people.
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Alice Winterland @alicewinterland.com · 03/06/2025
@nickofferman.bsky.social is the absolute best 💜 Be more like him, and less like that weirdo he quoted
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 02/06/2025
I've reported thousands of circumcisions since lunch.
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Elizabeth Jacobs, PhD @elizabethjacobs.bsky.social · 01/06/2025
Screenshot of scene from the old game Oregon Trail. There is a green graphic on a black background. The graphic is of an ox pulling a wagon and below it is says YOU HAVE LISTENED TO RFK Jr.
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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 31/05/2025
Brand Manager getting ready for Pride Month
8 panel comic

Panel 1: Yellow guy is working on a laptop in the background. In the foreground is a Brand Manager.
Yellow Guy: “Sir, shall I put up our rainbow profile picture?”

Panel 2: Brand Manger snaps his head round and hisses “Cool your jets, Eugene. I’m checking the Profitometer”

Panel 3: Gonna do my best to explain this. We see The Profitometer. A huge machine that whirs and ticks. A digital display at the top of the machine reads “Supporting Pride equals”Beneath this display is a huge gauge with “Max Loss” on the left and “Max profit” on the right. There is a needle that is pointing exactly half way between the two extremes.

Panel 4: Close up on Brand Manager’s face. His teeth are gritted. Sweat trickles down his brow.

Panel 5: Close up on gauge. The needle remains exactly central

Panel 6: Close up on Brand Manager’s eyes. They are concentrating intensely. Also, more sweat.

Panel 7: Close up on the gauge. The needle clicks ONE DEGREE towards profit

Panel 8: Brand Manager screams like a football coach “GO GAY EUGENE”
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Boo Mario @tomatograndpa.bsky.social · 31/05/2025
Folks it is 2025 and tiktok just showed me a Gundam AMV set to Cake's "The Distance." Maybe the kids really *are* all right.
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Chris ❤️‍🔥🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ 🏴 @brutumfulmen.bsky.social · 31/05/2025
I. AM. *c r y i n g* 😆 “Stripping but for nerds” omfg 🤣
A series of text messages:

Q: what's that thing that's like stripping but for nerds
it's like feminist stripping
like steampunk stripping...im blanking on the word
they wear corsets and tophats and shit

A: Burlesque
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Lee Cronin’s Pablo Hidalgo @infinata.bsky.social · 30/05/2025
Simpsons screen shot, Homer on the couch with a bandaged head talking on the phone. He looks irate and says (via subtitles) I TOLD YOU. MY BABY BEAT ME UP.
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Andrea Devon @andreadevon.sheshed.rocks · 30/05/2025
😂 BREAKING: Tacos deported from Mar-a-Lago menu. #Satire #Pinks
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 30/05/2025
none of this would have happened if we disallowed the rename to Syfy
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The Onion @theonion.com · 29/05/2025
U.K. To Chemically Castrate Sex Offenders theonion.com/u-k-to-...
“Then how are they supposed to make more royals?”

Terry Olmstead, Bread Braider
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Karly Kingsley @karlykingsley.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
Stop surrendering in your posts. No more “America is done” or “America is cooked” talk. From now on, make it unmistakeable: F* this. Nope. We don’t do this here. Absolutely NOT. Those are the captions. Use them.
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ArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
Dance with Death, by Hieronymus Hess, 1841, 📸 via Vatican Media Pool
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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
If Jesus had focused more on kitchen table issues and less on unpopular outcasts like lepers and prostitutes, he might have won more support from white working-class Judeans.
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Jes & Cin @jesncin.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
Serving unimaginable levels of cunt
The Adventures of the Bailey School Kids "Dracula Doesn't Drink Lemonade" cover
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Mike Drucker @mikedrucker.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
Shot from Ski Free with a pixelated skier and a pixelated big grey monster behind themShot from Ski Free with the monster now trying to eat the pixelated skier
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Nathan Kalman-Lamb @nkalamb.bsky.social · 14/04/2025
One of hundreds of people abducted by ICE and sold to slavery in El Salvador was a 19 year old with no criminal record in the US or Venezuela and no tattoos of any kind. An ICE kidnapper who grabbed him outside his house said, "He's not the one." The other said, "Take him anyway." So they did.
Wilmer only found out his son had been detained after receiving a phone call on March 15 from his nephew, Luis, who lives with them. That morning was their last time together; they had gone around the corner to do their laundry. Later that day, Wilmer said that his son met with a friend to get help with some errands at the American Red Cross. He learned this from Luis, who looked at the situation from inside the apartment: when his son was on his way back, just steps from his home when ICE agents stopped him. “The officers grabbed him and two other boys right at the entrance to our building. One said, ‘No, he’s not the one,’ like they were looking for someone else. But the other said, ‘Take him anyway.'”

That moment marked the beginning of Wilmer’s search for answers — answers he’s still waiting for.
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 13/04/2025
Everyone who has paid into Social Security: 1. Create a Login.Gov account. 2. Go to the Social Security page and log in. 3. Do screen caps of your Earnings Record. 4. Because it may not be there tomorrow, thanks to Elon.
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Acyn @acyn.bsky.social · 12/04/2025
Someone in the crowd is in medical distress while nurses are on stage at the fighting oligarchy rally. The nurses rush off stage to give medical aid
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Darn Auld Draper @darndraper.bsky.social · 12/04/2025
How is it Grand Theft Auto when he said I'm gonna steal your car and then later stole his car? Think sheeple
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Bits @bitshammer.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
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MeidasTouch @meidastouch.com · 11/04/2025
Absolutely brutal
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
Kurt Vonnegut man
Kurt Vonnegut tells his wife he's going out to buy an envelope:
"Oh, she says, well, you're not a poor man.
You know, why don't you go online and buy a hundred envelopes and put them in the closet?
And so I pretend not to hear her. And go out to get an envelope because I'm going to have a hell of a good time in the process of buying one envelope.
I meet a lot of people. And see some great looking babies. And a fire engine goes by.
And I give them the thumbs up. And I'll ask a woman what kind of dog that is. And, and I don't know. The moral of the story is — we're here on Earth to fart around
And, of course, the computers will do us out of that. And what the computer people don't realize, or they don't care, is we're dancing animals. You know, we love to move around.
And it's like we're not supposed to dance at all anymore."
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Veerender Singh Jubbal @veerenderjubbal.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
*cough laughs*
Tweet that reads, “my bf is playing helldivers and some Indian guy immediately started roasting him saying “pay my tariffs white boy” over and over”.
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Dan Whitehead @danwhitehead.net · 10/04/2025
Bring back proper games journalism.
Screengrab from a 2021 Slate article headlined An Interview with the Guy Who Yells Mortal Kombat in the the Theme for Mortal Kombat. The subheading is Nearly three decades later he's still got it. The byline is Matthew Dessem.

The featured text is the form of a Q and A. 

I see. Will you do it over the phone?

Would I do it over the phone? Absolutely.

Let's hear it.

Mortal Kombat!
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Darn Auld Draper @darndraper.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
I open this app every day with a wish: Is he dead yet?
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Taniel @taniel.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
ELECTION RESULT: A team of city council members in Rolla, Missouri, have been pushing anti-LGTB policies, including a ban on drag shows and book censorship. Voters just ousted all three of these city councilors who were running for reelection, backing candidates backed by a local LGBT group.
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Existential Comics @existentialcomics.com · 08/04/2025
damn girl, are you late stage capitalism? because you seems to be crumbling under the weight of your internal contradictions.
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Outspoken™️ @out5p0ken.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
Trump is selling replicas of Executive Orders he has signed — this one is for the Gulf of America. Fucking pathetic grifting conman
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Charlotte Clymer @charlotteclymer.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
Tangible, direct action from Sen. Schatz. We love to see it. @schatz.bsky.social
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Oblivion @droblivion.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
Video in question. Let's make it viral again.
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His Skeletoncy, the Ghoul of Hell @timhodgson.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
It is 2002. I am 18 years old. We are in a once-in-a-generation economic crisis. It is 2008. I am 24 years old. We are in a once-in-a-generation economic crisis. It is 2020. I am 36 years old. We are in a once-in-a-generation economic crisis. It is 2025. I am 41 years old. We are in a—
image of watchmen's doctor manhattan, a superhero who is entirely blue and nude, sitting on a rock, small in frame, on what is depicted to be a very pink version of the surface of the planet mars. he looks pensive.
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Angry @angrystaffer.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
I was thinking that none of those numbers made sense, but holy fuck this is insane
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Senator Bernie Sanders @sanders.senate.gov · 02/04/2025
The Netanyahu government has killed 50,000 people in Gaza & wounded 112,000. Two weeks ago, they broke the ceasefire and have since killed 322 children & wounded 600. The US must end its complicity. Tomorrow, I will force votes to block $8.8 billion in arm sales to Netanyahu.
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Karen “the good kind” @kpsinging.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
This is such a lovely tribute to Val Kilmer from Hilarie Burton ❤️
hilarieburton 
The sweetest man.

I played @valkilmerofficial 's girlfriend in a movie back in 2009. The script called for us to have a fairly rowdy love scene that got interrupted by a phone call. I'd just come off of OTH where I was always put in some kind of compromising position....so it was just work as usual.
But then I got to set the day we were going to be shooting that scene and there was a scramble happening. "Val wants to change the scene."
Huh?
"It's not interesting," he said. A gratuitous sex scene with a younger woman didn't service the story or the character. It said nothing about the relationship and why either of our characters were in it. Instead, Val sent someone out to a local restaurant to pick up a huge tub of ribs. And so, as the camera panned up from the floor, our moans were those of two people, comfortable and indulgent, tangled up in bed and unfettered by the mess, elbows deep in North Carolina's finest bbqIt was infinitely more interesting and I felt so safe and cared for by that man. It would have been easy to phone it in and just go with the stereotypical way women have been seen in film. Rather than the scene playing on my naked back, he turned me toward the camera. He made the scene about us instead of using me as a prop. That one day at work rewired my brain.
Val was kind to me. A thoughtful artist. I bought some of his paintings a few years back. I hope every young actor has a Val in their life. That movie was a magical experience.
#bloodworth
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Darn Auld Draper @darndraper.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
I'm very excited to go see this later this month!
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The Spaceshipper 🚀 @thespaceshipper.com · 29/03/2025
"When the state begins to treat moral concern as criminal intent, we should all be paying close attention." Same in Europe btw.
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