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Darn Auld Draper

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Negative. I am a meat popsicle.

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Larry @ahbseen.bsky.social · 28/07/2025
They didn’t disperse. Change is coming.
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Darn Auld Draper @darndraper.bsky.social · 20/07/2025
Wasn't it just?
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Darn Auld Draper @darndraper.bsky.social · 15/07/2025
Oh, so now third party is a legitimate path forward, fascinating
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Darn Auld Draper @darndraper.bsky.social · 07/07/2025
But also media has a "left leaning bias" apparently
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Darn Auld Draper @darndraper.bsky.social · 07/07/2025
WE NEED SOLUTIONS! and for 9.99 a month, you will receive a subpar solution that used to be free!
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Darn Auld Draper @darndraper.bsky.social · 29/06/2025
Can it run DOOM?
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Darn Auld Draper @darndraper.bsky.social · 26/06/2025
It asked the question of the era: how exactly does one suck a fuck?
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Darn Auld Draper @darndraper.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
9) Mission accomplished
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julie gourinchas @literaryfey.bsky.social · 19/06/2025
"I asked ChatGPT" "I asked Grok" ok well I asked Gandalf and he said he has not passed through fire and death to bandy crooked words with a witless worm
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Matt Linton @amuse.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
The "difference between law enforcement and an antifa protestor" is that I'm not paying the protestor's salary and empowering them with a legal monopoly on physical and lethal force in my name. I hate that so many people pretend to be confused about that.
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Alariko @alariko.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
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Denver Protests @denverprotests.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
Really poignant piece of street art from artist TopZ out of Seattle!
An ACAB street art piece. There are three pig heads in a row with text above and below them. They are depicted wearing green gaiter masks. The middle one has on an ICE baseball cap. The text reads "you can cover your faces. We can still tell you're pigs." Pigs is emphasized with red paint that is dripping down the wall to mimic blood.
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Darn Auld Draper @darndraper.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
media.tenor.com
a man is holding a cup of soup in front of a crowd and says soup for my family
ALT: a man is holding a cup of soup in front of a crowd and says soup for my family
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han olliver @hanolliver.bsky.social · 03/06/2025
it's my birthday today! 🌹 I'd be grateful if you shared my art as a gift to me 🫶
digital painting of an Asian woman with dark curly hair and enormous faux black wings who's holding a sword and sitting against a red backdrop in a white gown with flowersdigital painting of a woman with coiffed blonde hair curling around her shoulders looking off to the distance in profile; done in loose gestural strokes against a green background. digital painting of four women with dark hair in various styled white dresses, looking off into the distance. it's dark at night and they're in front of a large building. digital painting of a woman with very bright red hair in waves around her face, wearing a voluminous fur coat and leaning forward with her hand to her face. pearls drip around her neck and hands. she's seated on a fancy stool and there's a column behind her and also movement to suggest other people.
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Darn Auld Draper @darndraper.bsky.social · 04/06/2025
Because they're on the same payroll
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Darn Auld Draper @darndraper.bsky.social · 04/06/2025
FBI and ATF? Hmmmm that seems like a grab bag of "Authority"
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Alice Winterland @alicewinterland.com · 03/06/2025
@nickofferman.bsky.social is the absolute best 💜 Be more like him, and less like that weirdo he quoted
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 02/06/2025
I've reported thousands of circumcisions since lunch.
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Darn Auld Draper @darndraper.bsky.social · 03/06/2025
A young blue voter who's only voted in one presidential election: "What's a primary?"
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Elizabeth Jacobs, PhD @elizabethjacobs.bsky.social · 01/06/2025
Screenshot of scene from the old game Oregon Trail. There is a green graphic on a black background. The graphic is of an ox pulling a wagon and below it is says YOU HAVE LISTENED TO RFK Jr.
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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 31/05/2025
Brand Manager getting ready for Pride Month
8 panel comic

Panel 1: Yellow guy is working on a laptop in the background. In the foreground is a Brand Manager.
Yellow Guy: “Sir, shall I put up our rainbow profile picture?”

Panel 2: Brand Manger snaps his head round and hisses “Cool your jets, Eugene. I’m checking the Profitometer”

Panel 3: Gonna do my best to explain this. We see The Profitometer. A huge machine that whirs and ticks. A digital display at the top of the machine reads “Supporting Pride equals”Beneath this display is a huge gauge with “Max Loss” on the left and “Max profit” on the right. There is a needle that is pointing exactly half way between the two extremes.

Panel 4: Close up on Brand Manager’s face. His teeth are gritted. Sweat trickles down his brow.

Panel 5: Close up on gauge. The needle remains exactly central

Panel 6: Close up on Brand Manager’s eyes. They are concentrating intensely. Also, more sweat.

Panel 7: Close up on the gauge. The needle clicks ONE DEGREE towards profit

Panel 8: Brand Manager screams like a football coach “GO GAY EUGENE”
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Boo Mario @tomatograndpa.bsky.social · 31/05/2025
Folks it is 2025 and tiktok just showed me a Gundam AMV set to Cake's "The Distance." Maybe the kids really *are* all right.
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Darn Auld Draper @darndraper.bsky.social · 31/05/2025
Didn't this fuck just say like a month ago that empathy was a moral failure?
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Chris ❤️‍🔥🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ 🏴 @brutumfulmen.bsky.social · 31/05/2025
I. AM. *c r y i n g* 😆 “Stripping but for nerds” omfg 🤣
A series of text messages:

Q: what's that thing that's like stripping but for nerds
it's like feminist stripping
like steampunk stripping...im blanking on the word
they wear corsets and tophats and shit

A: Burlesque
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Lee Cronin’s Pablo Hidalgo @infinata.bsky.social · 30/05/2025
Simpsons screen shot, Homer on the couch with a bandaged head talking on the phone. He looks irate and says (via subtitles) I TOLD YOU. MY BABY BEAT ME UP.
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Andrea Devon @andreadevon.sheshed.rocks · 30/05/2025
😂 BREAKING: Tacos deported from Mar-a-Lago menu. #Satire #Pinks
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 30/05/2025
none of this would have happened if we disallowed the rename to Syfy
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Darn Auld Draper @darndraper.bsky.social · 30/05/2025
That can't be the actual quote? Please? Jesus.
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Darn Auld Draper @darndraper.bsky.social · 30/05/2025
It flips the script and gets the dub, so yeah. Debate wasn't created for winning an argument it was created for learning how to craft one.
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Darn Auld Draper @darndraper.bsky.social · 29/05/2025
That I'm dumber than at least 20 people
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The Onion @theonion.com · 29/05/2025
U.K. To Chemically Castrate Sex Offenders theonion.com/u-k-to-...
“Then how are they supposed to make more royals?”

Terry Olmstead, Bread Braider
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Darn Auld Draper @darndraper.bsky.social · 29/05/2025
It's still early. We gotta wait for the drugs to wear off a little bit, and I'm sure he dosed HARD today.
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Darn Auld Draper @darndraper.bsky.social · 29/05/2025
Nah. He only needs one pair of cuffs, considering he's a healthy weight, right?? Fuck that taco's shoulders
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Darn Auld Draper @darndraper.bsky.social · 29/05/2025
"Lawmakers" are to lobbyists as doctors are to pharmaceutical reps. Bought off.
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Darn Auld Draper @darndraper.bsky.social · 27/05/2025
Didn't stop her from hitting her mark for the pagan recording device or speaking directly into the cult of amplified sound waves.
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Darn Auld Draper @darndraper.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
Trying to logic ones way through an emotional distress is mostly a male move as we've been taught to move out of emotional distress as quickly and cleanly as possible. It's usually seen as unfeeling because it is. "This sucks my lovely" has helped me keep my own foot out of my "fix it now" mouth.
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Darn Auld Draper @darndraper.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
To quote Mimir: if he tells you snow is white, he's lying
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Karly Kingsley @karlykingsley.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
Stop surrendering in your posts. No more “America is done” or “America is cooked” talk. From now on, make it unmistakeable: F* this. Nope. We don’t do this here. Absolutely NOT. Those are the captions. Use them.
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Darn Auld Draper @darndraper.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
Control the narrative at all cost: narcissism 101
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ArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
Dance with Death, by Hieronymus Hess, 1841, 📸 via Vatican Media Pool
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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
If Jesus had focused more on kitchen table issues and less on unpopular outcasts like lepers and prostitutes, he might have won more support from white working-class Judeans.
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Darn Auld Draper @darndraper.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
"I will never forgive the disciples for getting us in this mess!! They are just as complicit as the Romans by not voting for Pontius."
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Darn Auld Draper @darndraper.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
Damn. Clocked him.
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Darn Auld Draper @darndraper.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
Thanks Oprah
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Jes & Cin @jesncin.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
Serving unimaginable levels of cunt
The Adventures of the Bailey School Kids "Dracula Doesn't Drink Lemonade" cover
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