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Dan Baumann

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Dan Baumann @danobaumann.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
What are we even doing here, USC
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Boo!-per Lund @cooperlund.online · 04/10/2026
Not every Yankees fan is obnoxious but the odds are good that the most obnoxious fan in any given bar is a Yankees fan
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Tiffany⸆⸉ @tiffanyclay.dev · 03/10/2026
It’s funny that they asked the biggest liability for Republican candidates his thoughts about the biggest liability for republican candidates
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Dan Baumann @danobaumann.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I WILL NOT GET MAD ABOUT UCONN FOOTBALL. I WILL NOT GET MAD ABOUT UCONN FOOTBALL. I WILL NOT GET MAD ABOUT UCONN FOOTBALL. I WILL NOT GET MAD ABOUT UCONN FOOTBALL. I WILL NOT GET MAD ABOUT UCONN FOOTBALL. I WILL NOT GET MAD ABOUT UCONN FOOTBALL. I WILL NOT GET MAD ABOUT UCONN FOOTBALL. I WILL NOT GE
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Dan Baumann @danobaumann.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Damn, this was prescient.
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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Straight up: As a woman in football, this sucks to listen to. This week in particular.
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Mike Tomlin saw this shit and said Minecraft it is
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Chris Hayes @chrislhayes.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Pretty clear to me there’s a very good case against this man for mass murder, and I’m saying that in as measured a fashion as I can. He’s order the killing of 234 people under no plausible war or legal justification. I am skeptical he will ever face legal accountability for til his but he should.
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Steve Jackson @stja.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Naughty City etc but I still think it's really weird that our football industry has outlawed owner investment but you can crank up the cost of a seat or turf out real fans for tourists and execs and that's fine. Only poor people are allowed to pay for success. #nufc
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Boo!-per Lund @cooperlund.online · 27/09/2026
Can’t stop thinking about this classic every time the announcers talk about him
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Big Bad Booty Daddy @bamaslymm.blacksky.app · 24/09/2026
PABLO TORRE IS INVESTIGATING A TEBOW FRONTED CHRISTIAN SCAM
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Milchick Running in Severance on Apple TV+
ALT: Milchick Running in Severance on Apple TV+
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Sen. Pumpkin Gogurt @ugarles.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
i swear that started on here but i don't remember who started it
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mike taddow @miketaddow.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
my uncle was a guerrilla fighter in ethiopia in the 80s and they used toyota trucks and suvs exclusively. when he moved to the states the first truck he bought was a tacoma. “it will go anywhere”
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TW @twesq.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
this is fantastic and I learned something new
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Micah @rincewind.run · 21/09/2026
congratulations to everyone on reinventing Worse Cable
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Steve Jackson @stja.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
This.
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Dan Baumann @danobaumann.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Literally logged on just to say this.
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David Cook @davidycook1.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
the biggest problem with this broadcast is that tim brando is a fucking moron
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PodKATT @podkatt.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Yall better calm down or Herby’s gonna kill another dog
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Molly Jong-Fast @mollyjongfast.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
The fact that Jeff Bezos ruined the Washington Post for nothing is just peak 2026
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Michael Baumann @baumann.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
(in a spine-chilling Delco accent) "O Fenômeno"
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Niko Stratis @nikostratis.com · 17/09/2026
true crime podcast about Meta automatically promoting Creed’s “Higher” as the default song for Instagram stories for most people
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Jesus Christ they killed this kid
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David🇵🇸 @ididtheiggy.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Spurs play today
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Radley Balko @radleybalko.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
In addition to everything else, this is just unnecessarily sloppy. The dude made $250 million in failson dividends last year. He couldn't pay for his own goddamn wedding? (I know, I know. That's the point.)
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Dan Baumann @danobaumann.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Men like Jesse Waters used to be laughed out of every room they entered and we need to go back to that.
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Dan Baumann @danobaumann.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Texas teams are 1-0 when Ted Cruz shows up and gets lustily booed in the pregame.
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Shiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 19/06/2025
mtv ran a US flag chyron during The Grind
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Shiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 19/06/2025
"Was it really this dumb in 2003" guys they renamed french fries
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Ken Tremendous @kentremendous.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Well that depends. Do you think words have meanings? Like, when people say things, should we attach linguistic definitions to the words they use? Or do you think, like, you know, nothing really means anything, language is just kinda jazz and we should just kinda groove and zone out?
USA Today headline: Trump floats $5,000 checks 'if the Republicans win.' Is that a bribe?
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Washington post correction:
Thursday, December 3, 2009
A Nov. 26 article in the District edition of Local Living incorrectly said a Public Enemy song declared 9/11 a joke. The song refers to 911, the emergency phone number.
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The Paul of the House of Usher @katamaridumassy.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
25 years
cj @futurevictim_ tweet from 1:17 AM • 12 Sep 21

the only lasting 9/11 memory i have is when the budweiser ad with the kneeling clydesdales came on during the super bowl and i said "those horses are praying to mecca" and my friend's uncle got so mad that he had to go in the backyard
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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 10/09/2026
Fetterman
wint @dril
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the jduge orders me to take off my anonymous v mask & im wearing the joker makeup underneath it. everyone in the courtroom groans at my shit
10:30 PM • Mar 9, 2015
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Vince Mancini @vincemancini.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Frank took us on a real roller coaster here
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Mark Ruffalo @markruffalo.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
For anyone wondering about the cozy relationship the Ellisons have with the President and his family and how that relationship is driving and economically profiting from this merger. www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...
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Jared Kushner – and three Arab monarchies – are at the heart of the Paramount-WBD bid | Mohamad Bazzi
The president’s son-in-law is once again at the center of an international business deal that will require administration approval
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Matt Negrin still host of Hardball on MSNBC @mattnegrin.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
if you're the abc news editor who wrote that the nyc mayor attending the 9/11 ceremony is attracting "growing criticism" solely because he's a muslim then you are the criticism you're writing about
ABC:
Mayor Mamdani says he'll attend 9/11 ceremony despite growing criticism
Mayor Mamdani says he will attend New York City's annual remembrance ceremony.
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NUFCBlog.co.uk @nufcblog.co.uk · 06/09/2026
💙 Hamburg’s tribute to Kevin Keegan this afternoon. Absolutely brilliant 👏 #NUFC #Hamburg
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Bari Weiss Bryce Underwood 🤝 people Larry Ellison paid a lot of money to run the show at historically successful programs who may not be qualified for the job
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Karl Bode @karlbode.com · 04/09/2026
nice quote from Mandami comms person Emilia Rowland to the New York Times
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Governor Tim Walz @governorwalz.mn.gov · 05/09/2026
Good news: he lost.
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Daniel Ahmad @zhugeex.com · 04/09/2026
It takes you 20 paragraphs to get to the part of the article where they admit that Mamdani isn't paying the influencers and the reason they are posting videos of the stuff Mamdani is doing is because people are interested in watching it.
The mayor’s office says that it does not pay the influencers. Still, their proximity and access to a figure as popular as Mr. Mamdani can help increase their own social media following and, by extension, potentially put them in a position to attract paid content sponsorships from commercial brands. Some influencers said that when they feature Mr. Mamdani, the videos get more likes and viewers watch longer.
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Dan Baumann @danobaumann.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Gonna be so much funnier when UMass finishes 2-10.
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horrowfide @horrowfide.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
He also predicted we'd beat Spurs, so I trust this cat. #NUFC
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 04/09/2026
i don't think we should be listening to the Please Don't Prosecute The Tech Billionaires lobby on the subject of who to prosecute
Blue Horizon Project

The Blue Horizon Project is a new initiative from Chamber of Progress to restore tech optimism in the Democratic Party and reset the relationship between Democrats and the technology sector.
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Joe Perticone @cheetah.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
It was an honor to work with him/ her
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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
sean woke up, rubbed his eyes, said ‘do you think in france mr. bean is called monsieur legûme’ and then went back to sleep
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lindsey adler @lindseyadler.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
lmao
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Dan Baumann @danobaumann.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
It’s still shocking to me that Deion still coaches this football team
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Ace Pedraz-AHHHH 🎃🏳️‍🌈🇵🇷 @candacepedraza.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I really don’t think it’s necessary to mention Dennis Rodman everytime Trinity Rodman - a humongous soccer star!!!! - is mentioned. fairly certain she feels the same way!
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