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Naughty City etc but I still think it's really weird that our football industry has outlawed owner investment but you can crank up the cost of a seat or turf out real fans for tourists and execs and that's fine. Only poor people are allowed to pay for success. #nufc

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Novocastrum @novocastrianufc.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

No holds barred??? Not one Jaissle quote in this. Not one. #nufc.

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Kate Osborne MP @kateosbornemp.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

The "Newcastle eyebrows raised" refers to no one at the club. Only: "...his comments to ITV have raised eyebrows among some Newcastle fans .." (in the last paragraph, naturally). No actual "Newcastle" quotes included. #NUFC

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It is devastating to hear that hardly a quarter of the nurdles that fell into the River Tyne have been recovered That does not diminish the incredible efforts of volunteers who have given up their time to support the clean-up. Without their dedication, the recovery operation would have been slower

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Tom Scott @tom--scott.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

MEMO from Reach PLC HQ to Chron Sport: Lads, "brutal" testing especially well. Particularly in especially non-brutal situations. Keep using! #NUFC

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Outstandingly dishonest even by Nigel Farage's standards. Farage knows that the men arrested at Fairford would not have been released if they were still suspected to be terrorists. He's stirring up fear, hatred & resentment against both immigrants & the police. Pure malice.

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Imagine the extra shite Spuds could buy with another 50m. If recent Prem years have taught us anything - it's that there is no correlation between Spuds spending money, having good players, not having good players, having any manager whatsoever ...and not being sh*t.

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Incredible to remember that when Facebook launched it was a timeline entirely made up of what you and your friends were doing/seeing/thinking/photographing - and it was posted in sequence in real time and stayed in that order as new posts were added to the top. Your whole timeline.

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"re-iopenewd" Chron really going for it today - after its earlier "singter with loads of hits"

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John Muller @johnspacemuller.com · 28/09/2026

Can we agree that when Man City were being naughty they played lots of teams...and some clubs missed out on trophies.... and things happened in games they were involved in...and there were probably knock on effects, qualifications yadda yadda. ...and then move on cos it's already tedious. #NUFC

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American sports scandals are "you secretly spent more money than everyone else" and English sports scandals are "you secretly spent as much money as the teams that are supposed to spend more than everyone else"

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On a fairly regular basis I see people on social media clearly using their phone to suggest that unlike everyone else they don't actually use their phone - they just read books.

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Good luck to the lad but he needs a new agent - club clearly has him signing a blank sheet of paper here. #NUFC

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If Besitkas president says they want Willock but fear he will sign a new #NUFC contact then they are absolutely NOT saying he will leave in January. It appears that they *HOPE* they can still buy him. Wondering if the can/could/will here have fallen victim to Reach PLC's sketch translation again.

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Horseshit Keane: "He is maturing, and his confidence must be sky-high. He was excellent tonight. What defines you as a top player, is your end product. The talent is all there, but he has to become a main man as a player." Nothing of any coherent sense re #NUFC impact.

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Spoiler: No next move made. No PIF reaction. Evening Chronicle sport - lying to fans every single day and still expecting you to click. Fuck Reach PLC. #NUFC

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Xhaka disgraced, Brobbey and Ballard hamstrung, Rat with another case of the groin twitches (probs). Been an interesting international break (Was going to add Tonali losing but that's just the norm) #NUFC .

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It must make them nuts that even AI generated bullshit like this thinks S'lund is just a small borough in Newcastle. #NUFC

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East London Mosquitoes | SNL UK

Regular Sunday appreciation of SNL UK that is better than anyone ever could have expected but most of all it doesn't have Greg Davies, David Mitchell, Lee Mack, Bob Mortimer (sorry) etc etc on it. www.youtube.com/watch?v=OCKi...

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YouTube video by Saturday Night Live UK

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Tuchel really doesn't like Lewis Hall. #nufc

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With each game Harry Kane looks more like a Bee Gee.

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The amount of water that comes out of most supermarket meat is nothing but a cheap con trick and an absolute scandal. Batch cooking sauces and spending half an hour boiling off the water produced by the meat.

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Chron headline. Did editor spot error? No. Does it get spotted before it's cut and pasted into social media? No. Did they spot it afterwards? No. Still up there. Does Reach PLC even give a fuck? Obviously no. #NUFC

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