Daniel O'Brien @danielobrien.bsky.social · 03/10/2026"I wonder if these guys are touring any- Oh, broke up in 2010. Oh one guy DIED. Sucks." 0550
Daniel O'Brien @danielobrien.bsky.social · 03/10/2026The highs and lows of stumbling upon new music that apparently came out in 2008. 7731
Daniel O'Brien @danielobrien.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I got dressed up (vest) one early night out in Hollywood and Ian Somerhalder politely talked to me outside for 5 minutes before we both realized he thought I was a valet guy. 080
Reposted by Daniel O'BrienAlex Goldman @agoldman.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Amazing line in the movie Amityville Island: “I wasn’t even sure that you could talk. But now that you are…shut up!!!” 0214
Daniel O'Brien @danielobrien.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Other good things: Soup, Swanboy, that Nathan Fielder clip with the gas station/pee, hammocks, beer, camping stores. 2451
Daniel O'Brien @danielobrien.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Everything is gambling and AI and private equity and you're not allowed to not have a phone but books are good and fajitas are good. 2682
Daniel O'Brien @danielobrien.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Please vote for my son Cooper in this stupid contest I've never asked you for anything before. babyoftheyear.org/2026/cooper-...babyoftheyear.orgIs Cooper O'Brien the Baby of the Year?One baby will appear in a national ad campaign with The Honest Company, win $25,000, and be celebrated in Variety Magazine. 2222
Reposted by Daniel O'Brienwinston rowntree @winstonrowntree.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Thrilled for everyone who worked on this season of peopleWatching -- world-class talent that hugely deserves this kind of recognition. Animation rules!! www.iemmys.tv/2026-interna... 13513
Daniel O'Brien @danielobrien.bsky.social · 22/09/2026I hope they release another version of that Cliff Booth movie where they turned all the lights on while they were filming it. 2140
Reposted by Daniel O'BrienKen Tremendous @kentremendous.bsky.social · 21/09/2026By the time this merger ruins HBO, destroys WB, gets 5,000 people fired, moves production overseas, and guts the quality of the movies the new studio makes, most people will have forgotten how fast the AGs caved and how little they got in this deal. Writers will not. 7752671564
Daniel O'Brien @danielobrien.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Stare at your phone when your baby stares at your phone. 0270
Daniel O'Brien @danielobrien.bsky.social · 19/09/2026They should consider making the whole night out of sleep, not just the two hours when the baby sleeps. Something to think about. 2651
Reposted by Daniel O'BrienElizabeth Cantwell @eccantwell.bsky.social · 17/09/2026This is a motherfucking paragraph 4759
Daniel O'Brien @danielobrien.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Business/product idea: A thing that works and that people want. 6637
Reposted by Daniel O'BrienChristine Nangle @nanglish.bsky.social · 14/09/2026I used to think sometimes if you did the wrong thing in the past it makes doing the right thing in the present mean something better but i forgot about the internet where doing the right thing only matters if you’ve only ever ever done right things 1527
Daniel O'Brien @danielobrien.bsky.social · 13/09/2026(Shutting eyes so tight the eyelids swap places) I love my son, I love my son, I love my son, I love my son. 091
Daniel O'Brien @danielobrien.bsky.social · 13/09/2026My computer heard me talking about replacing it and now it's being nice again. 2553
Reposted by Daniel O'BrienMikel Reparaz @wikiparaz.bsky.social · 11/09/2026PAUL: What’s in the box? REVEREND MOTHER: Pain. [PAUL hesitantly puts his hand in the BOX, then FROWNS IN CONFUSION. He pulls out A BAGUETTE.] REVEREND MOHER: Hōn hōn, 6276902022
Daniel O'Brien @danielobrien.bsky.social · 11/09/2026A dishwasher that sorts itself, you just drop all the things down a pit and the plates get to where they need to go. 7401
Daniel O'Brien @danielobrien.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Every two years I remember I was once working on a Choose Your Own Adventure book proposal the selling point of which was This Time!? All Choices Lead to Death and then I quickly forget again. 130
Reposted by Daniel O'BrienJason K Pargin, author @jasonkpargin.bsky.social · 10/09/2026I DID NOT CHOOSE TO HAVE MY BOOK DISCOUNTED ON 9/11! That's just when B&N set the sale! Anyway you can get 25% off preorders of the upcoming book by entering PREORDER25 in the box at checkout at Barnes & Noble's website from Sept 9-11, ending on 9/11. Also works for any other preorder bit.ly/bncrabs 0515
Daniel O'Brien @danielobrien.bsky.social · 29/08/2026"Something no one has ever quite made before," hmm. Something, some-- OH FUCK YOU FIGURED OUT HOW TO MAKE HOT DOG CEREAL?! 170
Daniel O'Brien @danielobrien.bsky.social · 20/08/2026Just going to watch this on repeat the rest of the life. 5483
Reposted by Daniel O'BrienTHE FAR SIDE DAILY @bot.cowtools.org · 18/08/2026On the next pass, however, Helen failed to clear the mountains. 9769134
Reposted by Daniel O'Brienm@thew @tweetpotato314.bsky.social · 14/08/2026my neighbor states that he is not a genie yet every time i rub his house he comes outside 131999298
Reposted by Daniel O'BrienCredentials, Dan @dancredentials.bsky.social · 15/08/2026Me, nodding knowingly: The beaks. 10293141570
Daniel O'Brien @danielobrien.bsky.social · 15/08/2026Bet a couple of those guys were bummed they didn't get to keep being pigs. 4320
Daniel O'Brien @danielobrien.bsky.social · 14/08/2026www.youtube.com/watch?v=czai...youtube.comGhost Ship (2002) Blu-Ray - Opening SceneYouTube video by TopHorrorClips 5180
Reposted by Daniel O'BrienThe Sound Defense @thesounddefense.bsky.social · 13/08/2026I wanted to know what movie was playing on the TV at the gym, so I took a picture and asked Google. It told me the film was Close Encounters of the Third Kind. I tried it a second time with the same picture, and it told me the film was Pineapple Express. The film was Bustin' Loose. 4564
Daniel O'Brien @danielobrien.bsky.social · 13/08/2026Another day, another new batch of tiny little cuts all over my fingers I can't explain. 6331
Reposted by Daniel O'BrienJason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social · 04/08/2026An atm that moans when you slide your card in 2429373
Reposted by Daniel O'BrienBen Rosen @benrosen.bsky.social · 07/08/2026podcasts really are the perfect medium if you like hearing people ask if they’re allowed to curse 11135
Reposted by Daniel O'BrienYour Evil Twin, Skippy 🇵🇸 🏳️⚧️ @twinskippy.bsky.social · 07/08/2026Golden State Valkyries forward Gabby Williams: “There’s a lot of discourse around trans athletes and what they can compete in. I would welcome a trans athlete on my team or against my team. Anytime. I don’t think it’s a problem in the world, it’s just another way to kind of attack trans people.” 105157683498
Reposted by Daniel O'BrienJill Twiss @jilltwiss.bsky.social · 06/08/2026I once went to a very elderly South Dakota doctor feeling extremely ill. He immediately slapped me in the face and said "YOU DON'T LIKE THAT DO YOU?" I said, "Who likes that?" And he goes "You have bronchitis" and told me to gargle Benadryl and sent me home. 4425
Reposted by Daniel O'BrienSiobhan Thompson @vornietom.bsky.social · 06/08/2026if the Demoncrats win in the midterms they’re going to stop the merger and make them rename it Warner Sisters :( 1345230
Daniel O'Brien @danielobrien.bsky.social · 03/08/2026God dammit I just thought of the perfect thing to say to the woman who was rude to me on a plane in Chicago three weeks ago. 8701
Reposted by Daniel O'BrienDavid_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 01/08/2026The only creative industry that is inarguably both doing well and doing great work right now is "new baseball guy names." 892197242
Daniel O'Brien @danielobrien.bsky.social · 28/07/2026Cars should be able to hit other cars a little bit. 10401
Reposted by Daniel O'BrienDaniel O'Brien @danielobrien.bsky.social · 26/09/2025What's everyone thinking for lunch? 15312
Daniel O'Brien @danielobrien.bsky.social · 24/07/2026He says way worse stuff elsewhere in the interview but the tomato thing is like Sorry have you not ever talked to a person or been to a place? 5702
Daniel O'Brien @danielobrien.bsky.social · 24/07/2026The vegetables we grow in our backyard garden-- tomatoes specifically-- are so FUCKING GOOD it's literally changed the way I see the world. 6691
