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Carl Beijer @carlbeijer.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
If I ever self-own this badly I'm just going to retire from public life, become a hermit, and spend the rest of my days praying for forgiveness
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
@ddeaen

iphones ruined an entire generation's tech literacy because i regularly see 14+ year olds asking how to make a desktop shortcut or duplicate a File

@inkballpro

i was literally figuring out virtual machines and basic linux at like 6 lol

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this is also not normal im sorry
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josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The actor who plays the monster in The Fly is the same guy who plays the scientist at the beginning of the movie. Makes me wish i paid more attention lol. Time for a rewatch
the monster in The Fly the same actor playing the scientist at the beginning of the movie
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Not the Guy @notnotnuanced.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
twin peaks the return barely cracking the top 50 on that nyt list…..television is never beating the allegations
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Comics Covers @comicscovers.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Marvel Team-Up 104 (3408)
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Comics Covers @comicscovers.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Beavis and Butt-Head 23 (3406)
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David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
It's too depressing and obnoxious to write about, but virtually all of the doomy/horny AI hyperventilating is transparently displaced anxiety about our fucked climate and political situation. Even rich idiots know it's bad and being permitted to get worse. They're trying to write their own ending.
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Whitney Curry Wimbish @whitneycwimbish.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The youngest person his pager attack killed was 9-year-old Fatima Abdullah, who had just started 4th grade. The pager was on a table when it went off and she picked it up to take to her dad. It exploded in her face and reports said it covered the room in her blood. She wanted to learn English.
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dr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
it's weird that ai got too dangerous to keep advancing right around the time money got more expensive to borrow
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Lee Cronin’s Pablo Hidalgo @infinata.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
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A Wikipedia page that says Brandy is a critically acclaimed actress. [citation needed]
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drewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
trash can on the border of pakistan and china www.google.com/maps/@36.848...
a trash can at the border says "USE ME" while the himalayas loom behind
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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
A man stands at the ticket counter of a movie theater. An employee asks if he’d like to upgrade his ticket. “Would you like to upgrade to Cinema VIP? You can pause the film for bathroom breaks.”  Our man is intrigued by the offer. Next slide. Inside the movie theater. The film has been paused and the movie screen lets the audience know: “PAUSED FOR VIP.” Our man stands at the center of the theater with his hands raised and a VIP badge attached to a lanyard around his neck. He’s part of the Cinema VIP program but at what cost? The other patrons have become increasingly upset with the pauses. A chorus of angry voices rain down on the VIP from around the theater. “Sit down, toilet boy,” one woman yells. She’s had enough of his potty breaks. “Oh COME on.” “Get this guy outta here.” “He ruined the trailers, too.” “Take his badge.” “3 times?!” “Put a diaper on.”
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René Magritte @renemagritte.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
L'homme au journal / Man with a Newspaper - 1928 #artbots #magritte
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Thomas Ragon @thomasragon.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Warwick Reynolds (1880-1926)
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Mike @2adult2person.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Twitter user dawnedEUW quote tweeting a "picture" of a white dragon laying on the ground: i can't help but notice that i am seeing a lot more dragon sighting videos since the advent of generative AI.

Could it be that AI's adverse effects on the environment are leading to a change in their behavior, e.g. lack of water sources that causes them to move closer to cities?
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vrunt @vrunt.social · 19/09/2026
sure yeah, can't even make a stick figure without fucking up and no one at the company gives enough of a shit to even give it another pass but go ahead and take my money so i can use this lazy shit technology every day too
ad for some AI company called evenfall
copy says "meet derek. ai every day. always hitting a wall. then he found evenfall"
the only graphic is a stick figure holding... a tablet maybe? he's missing an arm
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Comics Covers @comicscovers.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Eightball 23 (3321)
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Tyler King @tyleraking.com · 17/09/2026
“A senior executive at Microsoft said A.I. systems built on the work of others will be seen as ‘an astonishing theft of unprecedented proportions’ and possibly the greatest robbery of labor in human history, according to court documents unredacted Thursday in an ongoing Manhattan lawsuit.”
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Docs in A.I. copyright suit reveal startling admission by Microsoft exec over ‘astonishing theft’
The admission appeared in a newly unredacted filing in the landmark copyright infringement legal battle playing out between newspapers like the Orlando Sentinel and tech companies Microsoft and OpenAI...
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elia ayoub @ayoub.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Friend shared this video of a man unveiling the library he hid when he fled Damascus in 2011. It’s incredible
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Pornhub Out of Context @nocontextpornhub.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
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How does she have a stepmom and stepdad? Her parents split up, dated other people, they split up, dated each other, and the daughter went them?
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Her mother died, likely fucked to death. Stepdad remarried so his stepdaughter wouldn't succumb to the same fate as her mother.
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She probably went with her step parent after a second divorce
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pmamtraveller.bsky.social @pmamtraveller.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
A photograph by Félix Thiollier (c. 1899)
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René Magritte @renemagritte.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Les misanthropes / The misanthropes - 1942 #artbots #magritte
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René Magritte @renemagritte.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
In The Fair Captive (1931), Magritte merged the canvas with the landscape to show how an image simultaneously reveals and conceals. He would revisit this issue for over thirty years, each version refining the same paradox. #artbots #magritte
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Seinfeldism @seinfeldism.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Just a small miscommunication. Whereby you thanked her instead of the person actually responsible for purchasing the big salad. / S06E02 The Big Salad
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: a guy is being interviewed in an office. The interviewer, pointing to his computer display, asks, “can you explain this gap in your resume?” The interviewee replies, “uh…” Panel 2: out of thin air a portal emerges between the two men. Rocketing out of the portal is a time traveling dodo bird wearing futuristic gear. The dodo exclaims, “I’m back! I saved us from extinction!” A coffee cup is knocked over. Panel 3: at the edge of the desk, the dodo takes a knee, staring futilely out the window to a metropolitan city. It says, “No… NO!!” The two men observe, nonplussed.
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Comics Covers @comicscovers.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Amazing Adult Fantasy 13 (3297)
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R Crumbs New Warehouse @robertcrumb.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: a man is standing in front of an older gentleman walking his dog in the park. The man, making a friendly gesture towards the little white dog, asks, “does he bite?” The older man replies, “no.” Panel 2: the little dog grabs the first man’s hand with his paw and gives the back of his hand a sensual smooch. Panel 3: the man pulls his hand back in disgust.
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Sophie Bee @pogform.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Criterion release of The English Patientr/seinfeld post “The English Patient is a real movie?!” with a screen cap of Elaine watching the movie
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Mark Nixon @fatbadger442.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
"Israel is the only democracy in the Middle East."
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Not the Guy @notnotnuanced.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
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People Who Are Desperate For Attention
ALT: People Who Are Desperate For Attention
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René Magritte @renemagritte.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
La leçon de choses / The object lesson - 1947 #artbots #magritte
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Hamilton Nolan @hamiltonnolan.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
The declining labor share of income is the class war crystallized and everything progressives want is downstream of putting the power of capital on a leash. www.hamiltonnolan.com/p/capital-is...
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Capital Is Organizing the World to Its Advantage and Everything Else Is a Sideshow
Capitalism or humanity, but not both.
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User with this avatar just got blocked @avijustgotblocked.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
An account with this avatar was just blocked.
Avatar of an account that was just blocked.
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René Magritte @renemagritte.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
La cascade / The waterfall - 1961 #artbots #magritte
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Comics Covers @comicscovers.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Star Spangled Comics 92 (3156)
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Alt USAID/ USAID Forever @altusaid.altgov.info · 03/09/2026
Rep. Ro Khanna: "Elon Musk wanted me arrested for saying DOGE’s cuts to USAID would cause tragic deaths around the world. Last week a flood in Nepal killed over 1,000. Another 4,500 are still missing. We now know, last year, DOGE cut a flood prevention and glacier collapse program in Nepal."
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Ro Khanna (@rokhannausa)
Elon Musk wanted me arrested for saying DOGE’s cuts to USAID would cause tragic deaths around the world. Last week a flood in Nepal killed over 1,000. Another 4,500 are still missing. We now know, l...
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Sen. Lemon Gogurt @ugarles.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
HEGSETH: *points to general's ribbon bars* "What'd you get that one for? Fucking your mother?" GENERAL: *sternly* killing vietnamese children
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Brutalismbot @brutalismbot.com · 02/09/2026
Brutalist mosque in Sydney r/brutalism
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2000AD Randomizer @2000adrandom.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Carlos Ezquerra
Strontium Dog
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rob @ok-but-still.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
2000's male author: she was beautiful. for a moment the word exotic crept into his mind, for which he held himself in silent reprimand. nevertheless he gazed upon nothing else pre-2000: she was chinese, but there wasn't so much going on with her eyes that you thought of the noodle place up the road
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SPOOKYShadz @solvershadz.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Donkey Kong holds a barrel in the darkness.
A screencap from a Super Mario Wiki page. The image simply shows Donkey Kong holding a barrel in a dark room with no light sources.

The caption reads "Donkey Kong holds a barrel in the darkness."
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Comics Covers @comicscovers.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
New Gods 1 (3050)
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70s Sci-Fi Art @70sscifiart.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Fred Gambino
A man in a purple shirt has his hands on two red circles on a deck with stacks of gold coins on it. The guy's head is plugged into a golden tech headset of some sort.
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Computer𝔍𝔞𝔪𝔢𝔰 @computerjames.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
the only video worth rescuing from my deleted twtter
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
A New Color (1/5🧵)
Page 1: A man is walking home, smoking a cigarette, being quietly trailed by a UFO above him. As he enters his apartment, two aliens watch from inside the ship. Alien 1, who has a large head, says, “that’s him. Let’s move.” Page 2: The man walks upstairs as the aliens watch from the entrance of the building. The man enters his apartment and greets his little dog. Suddenly there is a knock at the door.Page 3: he peers through his peephole, and sees the two aliens standing in the hallway. Alien 1 is holding a briefcase. From behind him, the voice of alien one: “don’t scream.” Page 4: The aliens are seated across the room on the man’s couch. Sadie is in her bed next to them. Alien 1 says, “you’re not in any danger. Have a seat.” The man looks at his dog and thinks, “sadie is unusually calm.” Alien 1: don’t scream, or it’s a problem.
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josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 30/08/2025
More like Writer S. Thompson (i learn that he was also an avid hunter) More like Hunter S. Writer
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Design Reviewed @designreviewed.com · 23/08/2026
Totem-like signage for the National Zoo designed by Lance Wyman in 1975
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Comics Covers @comicscovers.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Batman 153 (2956)
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tinybaby @tiny.baby · 17/08/2026
Fumbling around searching desperately for my glasses so I can figure out which of the people in my dining room is my wife
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