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Ash @queerash.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Kemi: We will introduce a quadruple lock, where the pension will go up by net migration Farage: We will introduce a quintuple lock, where the elderly may kill one immigrant per year

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Ash @queerash.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

what if we just get Man City to pay for the National Care Service

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Graham Smyth @grahamsmyth.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

One to forget, but not discard. Pre-match warnings backed up. The Verdict on Leeds United 0-0 Crystal Palace #lufc www.leedsunited.com/en/news/pre-...

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Bex Luther @superbreeze.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

BREAKING: Ed Sheeran to represent Piddington at Eurovision

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Anna H @athenepallas.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

A mate of my son's has just been broken up with on *the day before his birthday*, so his mates have rallied round to make sure he's ok. However, being British and therefore sarcastic to the core, the book they have collectively bought him as a present is called 'The Monastic World'.

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Mollie Goodfellow @hansmollman.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

Maybe we tell Meta glasses wearers they can look directly at the eclipse with their Meta glasses

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John Oxley @joxley.jmoxley.co.uk · 17/06/2026

It starts today!!!

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Will Jennings📉🗳️ @drjennings.bsky.social · 12/11/2025

Odds of Ed Miliband being next PM are hugely underrated.

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Dan Holdsworth @danholdsworth.bsky.social · 13/04/2026

Farke to sit on his hands now while it goes wrong.

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Dan Holdsworth @danholdsworth.bsky.social · 13/04/2026

No, this is not a sign that I have been kidnapped.

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Twlldun @twlldun.bsky.social · 11/04/2026

Now that’s what I call Bluesky Part 365

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Twlldun @twlldun.bsky.social · 10/04/2026

Well, neither have made a good album since 2016, if that helps your argument

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Protik Islam-Jakobsson @protik.bsky.social · 07/04/2026

trade offer

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Dan Holdsworth @danholdsworth.bsky.social · 22/03/2026

Intemperate (a cple of beers deep) language aside I stand by this The Farke upside, such as it is, is mostly around squad harmony & wider club management. We all see the tactical problems, the slowness to respond in game, the sometimes strange team selection and general squad management issues #lufc

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Dan Holdsworth @danholdsworth.bsky.social · 22/03/2026

Farke is a load of shite. We have to move on in the summer. #lufc

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Dan Holdsworth @danholdsworth.bsky.social · 15/03/2026

Actually, I like the team he's selected!

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Dan Holdsworth @danholdsworth.bsky.social · 15/03/2026

Refreshing the timeline in anticipation of the weird selectoon decisions Farke has made #lufc

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Josh Cawthorne @cawth.co · 03/03/2026

Longstaff - a Newcastle boy who was undroppable before his injury earlier this season - getting 0 minutes against Sunderland, when the players on the pitch were an unchanged set of players running on fumes following Saturday, is one of Farke’s most infuriating flaws. Utilise the squad, ffs #LUFC

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Dan Holdsworth @danholdsworth.bsky.social · 03/03/2026

Zero self reflection from Farke there. That was an abysmal set up. He persistently picks his favorite lads, when there are probably more suitable tools for games like this. I mean why do we persist with a defensive midfielder in the forward line in a game like this?

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#1 Lifelong Houston Cougs Fan Brandi 😾 @itsthebrandi.bsky.social · 28/02/2026

Incredible example to throw in there

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All Stats Aren't We @allstatsarentwe.bsky.social · 26/02/2026

There has been ups and downs in our xG and xGA. But as the trendline shows, our xG and xGA have both fallen slowly across the season. However the xG Trendline isn't falling as much as the xGA is This is good. We're adapting to the league positively. #LUFC

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All Stats Aren't We @allstatsarentwe.bsky.social · 21/02/2026

Temu Declan Rice? I think not. #LUFC *No idea why Eli Junior Kroupi is here as this was just meant to be MF's

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Dan Holdsworth @danholdsworth.bsky.social · 21/02/2026

The last saved photo of a celebrity is your therapist.

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Daley AF(C) @daleyafc.bsky.social · 21/02/2026

Whatever you possibly think this could be, it’s even better. All in the delivery.

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Chris @silverybeams.bsky.social · 08/02/2026

Genuinely think that only fans is making a living with more integrity than these people

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Chris @silverybeams.bsky.social · 08/02/2026

If I could be arsed I would write a long read on my theory that football phone ins directly contributed to the coarsening of our culture by making rage baits and the opinions of morons mainstream

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All Stats Aren't We @allstatsarentwe.bsky.social · 06/02/2026

We have another article for our Patrons. This time from our very own @willclay.bsky.social in which he muses about the transfer policy of Leeds. #LUFC Only for Pablo tier subscribers below. www.patreon.com/posts/in-def...

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All Stats Aren't We @allstatsarentwe.bsky.social · 27/01/2026

In the last 10 games for #LUFC 7th Most Points 8th Least xG Conceded 6th Most xG created Data from @BeGriffis lovely app , URL below. football-match-reports.streamlit.app Big numbers to say we've played Chelsea, Liverpool, Newcastle & Man Utd in this time.

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Jonathan Liew @jonathanliew.bsky.social · 27/01/2026

give harry brook as much booze as he wants

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Dorian Lynskey @dorianlynskey.bsky.social · 25/01/2026

Stalin notorious for making sure you could walk to the shops

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¡Forward, Russia! @forwardrussia.bsky.social · 25/01/2026

Hello everyone. I (Tom) have started a substack (sorry) and will soon be publishing a little potted history of Twelve. There are 24 footnotes. If that sounds like your kind of thing, link to subscribe here tomwoodhead.substack.com

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Dan Holdsworth @danholdsworth.bsky.social · 25/01/2026

I'm in the 10.4%. I wish we hadn't booked to go, wouldn't book it now, but as we've already forked out for the trip we will still go. I don't feel like we are massively at risk in the places we are visiting. But I resent my visit looking like I approve of the current regime.

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All Stats Aren't We @allstatsarentwe.bsky.social · 24/01/2026

Should Leeds sign Jorgen Strand-Larsen seems to be the current question on the lips of #LUFC fans. There is a growing number saying no to this question and that the fee we are likely to pay - Circa £40mil. Is too much. We believe we should sign him. Thread 🧵

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Dan Holdsworth @danholdsworth.bsky.social · 24/01/2026

I see yer Leeds da has decided JSL is not a good signing. There seems to be an issue with the prices quoted. Newcastle couldn't get him in the summer and ended up paying nearly £50m for Wissa. I think folks need to update their ideas about the cost of strikers. #lufc

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Julianna 💎 @batariangal.eurosky.social · 23/01/2026

Reading this having binged all of the UK seasons in the last few weeks is so funny. Series 1 is *so much* more unpleasant than Series 4. No one has broken down (the closest was Reese, and pretty much everyone comforted him)

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Toby Earle 🇺🇦 @tobyontv.bsky.social · 22/01/2026

BBC News subtitles are on #TheTraitors which adds a real edge

Donald Trump. Not only because Vladimir Putin sees in Trump a US

with one minister comparing the damage to a war zone.

But closing asylum hotels is one of my top priorities,

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Robert Hutton @roberthutton.co.uk · 15/01/2026

Robert Jenrick: an apology. thecritic.co.uk/fran...

Ishould begin with an apology. Last month, I described Robert Jenrick as “the most shameless man in parliament”. His office complained at the time, but I was stubborn and refused to back down. Well, it’s never too late to say you were wrong. Robert Jenrick is not simply the most shameless man in parliament. He is the most shameless man in Britain, the most shameless man on Earth. Quite possibly the most shameless man in history. It is not simply that Jenrick has no shame. He is like a black hole for shame, sucking in the embarrassment of people around him. Which will be quite handy in his new party, Reform.

Nothing became Jenrick’s time in the Conservative Party so much as the leaving of it. For years he had eased his way up the greasy pole, switching positions when necessary, a heating-seeking missile for whichever pose could help him advance, poster boy for the importance of self-belief over ability or integrity. And finally he was undone because he forgot to pick something up off a

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mindflakes @mindflakes.bsky.social · 12/01/2026

We're not supposed to know what goes on at the bottom of the ocean. I saw this thing that looked like a carrier bag full of eyes holding an umbrella. That's nobody's business

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Sean Coleman @colemandesign.bsky.social · 10/01/2026

Nuts in May on BBC FOUR tonight.

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Don Moynihan @donmoyn.bsky.social · 09/01/2026

Some important new government policy that Native Americans might be interested in:

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wake up dead mang @mangmangmang.bsky.social · 09/01/2026

I went to a toddler class today and there was a toddler called Keith

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