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@dangubiti.bsky.social
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Dangubiti @dangubiti.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Extremely funny to become disillusioned with Sinema’s political views after she left office. Just asleep for her whole term!?
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ArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Circus Performers, by Walt Kuhn, 1978, 📸 via @marisakabas.bsky.social
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Dangubiti @dangubiti.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Weird lil guy
A cat with his arms stretched straight out and a vacant expression on his face.
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Dangubiti @dangubiti.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Jev! certified
Jev says follow
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Dangubiti @dangubiti.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Things like Effective Altruism start become suspicious once they become a whole movement for what could be a blog post of recommendations.
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Hell Frasier: Bloodline @babadooknukem.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
(don't say Rigor Tortoise don't say Rigor Tortoise) wow looking very alive sir
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Dangubiti @dangubiti.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Cath-e/ack
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
FIRST LOOK: bluesky designs for the upcoming foldable iphone have been leaked
a 4:3 screenshot of the bluesky app with the butterfly logo, hamburger and hashtag icons at the top. in the middle are two sections labeled "people yelling at you" and "people you're yelling at". at the bottom is the standard nav for home, search, messages, notifications, and profile. there are 20 unread notifications
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Tsss, duidelijk kandidaat voor de blokkendoos.
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are you not infotained @alopex-ii.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Services I provide for my cats
Chicago streets and sanitation truck with the first s missing so it says treets and sanitation
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Dangubiti @dangubiti.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Are we the baddies?
The protagonists of GTA 6. The woman has a sweatshirt that says “baddie”
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Dangubiti @dangubiti.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
With the rule of three there is surely one more 80 year old death incoming
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Dangubiti @dangubiti.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Colombian is universally bland which is baffling considering how good Peruvian is. Great fruit though.
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paul khruangbin (Dan Lehner) @danlehner.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
[Homer sits backwards on a chair] let me tell you about ANOTHER giant brute who was being beaten by Nobody
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Dangubiti @dangubiti.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
That’s right imessage. I do want the first option to send a photo to to be my aunt who I last sent something 6 months ago, not my wife who I message every day
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Dangubiti @dangubiti.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
When you neglected to throw the baby out with the bath water
Messi crying
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Negin Owliaei @neginowl.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Uncle in Iran says the country’s south is being destroyed. Trump is following through on his “bridge and power plant day” threats but it’s simply not registering here the way that it should.
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Dangubiti @dangubiti.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
That’s the signal for Messi to start playing
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Dangubiti @dangubiti.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Guess we’re calling them the Malvinas
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Basketball Fan, of the Sixers and LeBron James lmao! @drewhamm5.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Pausa de Hidratacion
Pausa de hidratacion
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ceej @ceej.online · 12/07/2026
No statement from Mitch McConnell on the sudden passing of his senate colleague? So much for decorum
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Michele @burienwino.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
It's like we have been sent an appetizer because the main course is taking too long.
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Dangubiti @dangubiti.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Extremely weird cat
A cat in a basket with its arms stretched out straight out of the basket
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Dangubiti @dangubiti.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
In international soccer, a countries bribes to FIFA are what is commonly called the “twelfth man”
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rev. howard arson @theophite.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
the provinces decline to offer tribute, the armies return in defeat, the temple of the arts has closed its doors, and the name of the Emperor is scoured from the palaces by his own magistrates. now the sun and storms turn against him. the Mandate is lost.
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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Who would have known Argentina would have so much trouble battling a remote Atlantic archipelago?
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Keith @mosheroperandi.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Trump: It's not working! Why don't they love the fair? How do I make the crowds cheer? Oracle of DC: If you test your strength against the heat with a very long speech, the nation will celebrate harder than they ever have. They will party in the streets. No one will ever forget the night.
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Dangubiti @dangubiti.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
I found a place. You go in and at first it just looks like a fairgrounds. Then you keep going and you realize none of it makes any sense. Imagine describing a dog to someone who’s never seen one before and asking them to draw it.
The protagonist of the Backrooms describing the America 250 festival
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Amanda Mull @amandamull.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
We hebben een serieus probleem
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amanda moore 🐢 @noturtlesoup17.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
“Loitering is not permitted in this area. Please proceed to a designated location. Thank you for your cooperation,” a surveillance machine tells a small cluster of National Guard members as they patrol the fenced off Reflecting Pool in the rain.
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Musicology Duck @musicologyduck.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
They are confiscating the stuff and letting him go “because we got a lot of other stuff going on right now”
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Damn bitch you live like this with frog and toad
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Dangubiti @dangubiti.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Nap attack
Kitty taking a quick power nap mid play session
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SE Gyges @segyges.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
shamelessly stolen
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Dangubiti @dangubiti.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Zillow description for a house near me
Majestic single family home in Shaw neighborhood, steps away from public transportation, Whole Foods, adjacent to a gas station, schools, etc. Royal history and paranormal occurrences documented but overcome by Yehovah God's divine cleansing protection and covering.
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bog landlord @pondslurp.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
just caught a whiff of BO so powerful it unlocked memories from a past life. i remember you man. 12th century bazaar, you were fucking me over on a pound of grain
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Dangubiti @dangubiti.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
Methinks my body is but the lees of my better being. In fact take my body who will, take it I say, it is not me. And therefore three cheers for Nantucket; and come a stove boat and stove body when they will, for stave my soul, Jove himself cannot. This sings to my true self like a ShantyTok duo.
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Ol' Chef Dan @olchefdan.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Honestly, one of the funniest tweets I've ever seen.
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alex williams @atwilliams.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
this is why all the software is so bad, imo. not even because like "men are bad" but just imagine how gnarly the social dynamics would have to be to get an outcome like this, and then those people were put in charge of designing the mediums for doing socialization on..........madness
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m @keptsimple.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
This is weird because I already thought of Hooters as a place where weird conservative dads would insist on bringing their wife and minor children
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L Ron Mexico @lronmexico.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Caught in a barb wire fence, twisted sideways, pants ripped down to my ankles. Outsmarted again by gophers. Suddenly, I see dust billowing up from the horizon. It’s a convoy of rental cars! Hundreds of national reporters are on their way to ask me about gas prices and woke
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Dangubiti @dangubiti.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
He’s got big shoes to fill
A little cutie pie cat with his paws in two slippers
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Brian Graham @iroasmas.outgroup.social · 01/05/2026
me as i read 40% of what claude wrote back and type in “continue”
scribbly, terrible drawing of famous portrait of steve jobs portrait
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Micah @rincewind.run · 20/04/2026
how is this literally happening in real life
Far Side comic from 1987

“Through a gross navigational error, the Love Boat steams into the Strait of Hormuz”
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Adam. Pottery Beard. @thatbeardoadam.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
Just this combination of posts on my timeline. “It grows frenzied!”
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spencer roberts 🦈 @unpopularscience.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
I will forever be haunted by this footage. Trawling has only been filmed underwater a few times in documentary history, and never with such clarity. What’s so heart-rending about these shots is watching how the animals don’t just get swept up — they swim for their lives. 🌎🦑🧪
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Lukasz Olejnik @lukaszolejnik.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
For instance, instead of writing π or 3.14, one can now elegantly write E(E(E(1,E(E(1,E(1,E(E(1,E(E(1,E(E(1,E(1,E(E(1,1),1))),1)),E(E(E(E(E(1,E(E(1,E(1,E(E(1,E(E(E(1,E(E(1,E(1,E(E(1,1),1))),1)),E(E(1,E(E(1, …
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Dangubiti @dangubiti.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
In honor of Orban’s loss, I will pretend paprika adds some noticeable difference to food
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Dangubiti @dangubiti.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
Kudos to the Bluesky team for the new update which has drastically improved the quality of the posts I see
A screenshot of Bluesky. No text is loaded.
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