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dangerwillrobinson @dangerwrites.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
legit sobbing, don't mind me
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Mariners Fans Leave Heartfelt Messages for Longtime Broadcaster Rick Rizzs Before His Retirement
YouTube video by Seattle Mariners
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VOID 🔞ART CATCH UP. @v0idm0nster.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Burnout's no joke kids
A cat on a space and sky background that says "sorry i havent finished a project in months, i have been at war with myself"
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Lookout Landing @lookoutlanding.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
the 2026 Mariners have officially been eliminated from postseason contention
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Remedy Entertainment @remedygames.com · 24/09/2026
Nothing stays contained forever. CONTROL Resonant is out now. Wield the Aberrant. Find your sister. Fight for control. We will see you in altered Manhattan. 🖼️ Art by Sampo Rask #CONTROLResonant
An illustration by Sampo Rask of Jesse and Dylan Faden from CONTROL Resonant. They are standing back to back, with their hands almost touching. There are papers flying around Dylan's feet, with various scribbles and doodles on them.
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dangerwillrobinson @dangerwrites.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
you are coming down with me, hand in unloveable hand. I hope you die. I hope we both die.
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MLB @mlbbot.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Payton Tolle has done the impossible: gotten Yankees fans to love a Red Sox player 🤣
Payton Tolle stands on his left leg on the mound. He wears a white Red Sox uniform and dark blue cap.
There are various screenshots of posts made on X from Yankees fans discussing how much they like Payton Tolle.
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dangerwillrobinson @dangerwrites.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
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Anchorman: Ron Burgundy Says 'I Don't Believe You!'
ALT: Anchorman: Ron Burgundy Says 'I Don't Believe You!'
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Claire Willett @clairewillett.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
every day of my life I think about the people using “she” to describe this computer program who still need to be convinced to use it for trans women
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dangerwillrobinson @dangerwrites.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
"Fuck them kids" - Ichiro Suzuki, apparently
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sephirAmy @sephiramy.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
how about some good news: new cat just dropped!!!!
a photo of a small, spotted wild cat, with orange fur and brown circular markings, staring up with big golden eyes.Meet the First New Cat Species Discovered in 100 Years

A small, spotted tiger cat from Bolivia may just be the beginning of a wave of new small cat species.

This 10-year-old male tiger cat is the first of his species (named Leopardus tilcayo) known to science. He is approximately 18 inches from head to end of body and weighs only 3 pounds, making him smaller than the average domestic cat. This video was captured at the Senda Verde Animal Refuge in Bolivia’s Yungas region, where he currently resides.
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MLB @mlbbot.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
A member of the Braves Triple-A affiliate, the Gwinnett Stripers, rescued a kitten from traffic in late August, and the team called on fans to help name the cute kitty … ChipPurr Jones was the runaway answer and the kitten (with the help of treats) threw out the first pitch ☺️ Via @GoStripers
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: a man is standing in front of an older gentleman walking his dog in the park. The man, making a friendly gesture towards the little white dog, asks, “does he bite?” The older man replies, “no.” Panel 2: the little dog grabs the first man’s hand with his paw and gives the back of his hand a sensual smooch. Panel 3: the man pulls his hand back in disgust.
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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
just leave me behind then! no problem! don’t let the door hit ya! www.patreon.com/raxkingisdea...
If an Al future is what I'm getting left behind from, then Christ, just leave me behind.
A girl can only pivot so much, hoss, and I hung up my pivotin' boots some time ago. I don't make videos even though that was supposedly the future of writing ten years ago — I mean, I guess I do, but they're little banjo practice videos for my friends, not expressions of a desperate careerist impulse. I use social media with the attention-crazed dopesickness of an addict, not the care and forethought of a professional, as any cursory read of my posts will confirm. I'm a writer by trade — a creative, as you might say — and here you are, running a business you don't even understand into the ground, deskilling my trade and experting a thank you when you explain how you're doing it. If I don't devalue myself the way you continually devalue me, you warn, I'll be left behind. Okay, says !! Quit making it my problem and go! The dust you leave me in will settle, and in the meantime, I will keep doing my work in much the way I've done it since I first became literate.
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Lots of rude comments but each of these items gives her a different stat boost and some of us care about gameplay
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dangerwillrobinson @dangerwrites.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
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dangerwillrobinson @dangerwrites.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Is it… is it 🍑 themed because of Cal’s ass Is our theme of the decade Cal’s ass???
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Mrs. Detective Pikajew, Esq. @clapifyoulikeme.favrd.social · 12/09/2026
New instant classic just dropped
Joyce Carol Oates @JoyceCarolOates
file:///C:/Users/swilentz/Downloads/
01_9781419791758_int_RTP_Iowres-2.pdf
9:59 AM • 9/12/26 • 174 Views
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Paul @katamaridumassy.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
25 years
cj @futurevictim_ tweet from 1:17 AM • 12 Sep 21

the only lasting 9/11 memory i have is when the budweiser ad with the kneeling clydesdales came on during the super bowl and i said "those horses are praying to mecca" and my friend's uncle got so mad that he had to go in the backyard
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
We started a trade war with these people because the president, who has some sort of degenerative brain disease with visible bruises on his hand's injection site that the press doesn't talk about, was bored.
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Mercy Minx @mercyminx.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Slowly saving the fat lazy parrot.
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dangerwillrobinson @dangerwrites.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
He did it for meeeeeeee
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MLB @mlbbot.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Bryan Woo tosses 8 innings of 1-hit ball in the @marinersbot.bsky.social shutout 😳
ALT: 9/6/2026 Bryan Woo Pitching Line

8 IP
1 H
0 R
2 BB
9 Ks

Pictured: Bryan Woo delivers a pitch. He wears a cream Mariners uniform with a black Mariners ball cap. (Photo: Connor Jalbert/ Major League Baseball)
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dangerwillrobinson @dangerwrites.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
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key-lime pie @keymonster.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Orange Tabby Moths - Patreon Sketch Request [ #art #illustration #mothkittens ]
A page of colored moth kitten sketches. There are there orange tabby moth kittens in various poses all looking fluffy and cute.
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Paulina Ganucheau @paulinaganucheau.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
Continue loving your friends. Love your community. Stand up for the marginalized. Support and help each other. Stronger together is a saying for a reason.
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Elhyana🏳️‍🌈 -Commissions open 0/3- @elhyana.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
I realised I've been posting very little art this year, so let's try to fix that! Will post one illustration from the first two chapters of my book everyday -Pastry stop before work meeting-
In the city of Noshtraad, Alyshia, a knight in shiny armor, is walking away from the bakery, her helmet full of pastries, and a big smile on her face
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Cohen is a Ghost @skullmandible.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
dumbest coworker in every office in shambles today
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dangerwillrobinson @dangerwrites.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
I love you so much. You have to stop sleeping like a corpse. For the love of god.
A moderately scrungly senior black cat sleeps on a couch, suspiciously still legged and corpse-like
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Jess O'Thomson @jessothomson.co.uk · 03/09/2026
As someone who has been tweeted about personally by Rowling. And who spends my whole life trying to fight the damage caused by the litigation she funds. I think, personally, I would be less harmed by you giving me an actual kick in the ribs than watching the new Harry Potter & trying to justify it.
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The Verge @theverge.com · 02/09/2026
As a new Harry Potter trailer makes the rounds, it bears repeating that there’s no way to watch this show without supporting J.K. Rowling’s bigotry and the structural violence she’s inflicting on the trans community.
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There is no ethical consumption of HBO’s Harry Potter series
You can’t without supporting Rowling’s transphobic bigotry.
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Helena Fitzgerald @hellafitzgerald.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
this is excellent
stigmatizing Rowling’s weaponization of childhood not only requires personal withdrawal for most people, it necessitates something much more difficult: being a giant fucking killjoy. You should tell people discussing the show that you’re not watching it, and why, and you should let yourself openly cringe at your sister-in-law’s Harry Potter tote bag, and you should bring up unprompted that the onslaught of legislation against trans people makes you sad and angry, presuming it does, and you should do this because, not despite, the fact that it will make you look annoying as hell and may make everyone present uncomfortable. (You probably won’t even get the kudos of looking like a cool ally, because you’re still ultimately talking about Harry Potter. Sorry about that.)
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Paulina Ganucheau @paulinaganucheau.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
⚾💥My variant for @samhumphries.bsky.social's new Hello Darkness "Cassie" special.
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MAF @velnna.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
et voilà
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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
it should be enough that all consumption of stupid harry potter shit directly funds the persecution of trans people, but it isn't, and so it should be enough that stupid harry potter shit isn't even GOOD. like. polanski it ain't, my friends
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dangerwillrobinson @dangerwrites.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
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dangerwillrobinson @dangerwrites.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
so you’re just going to blow a three run lead for my birthday after Randy hits a single shy of the cycle for my birthday and get walked off on my birthday? 🤨
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Bitch Tyler The Creator
ALT: Bitch Tyler The Creator
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ctice90.bsky.social @ctice90.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
@jonbois.bsky.social watching baseball
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✧ SkyMagpie ✧ (left my ❤︎ in Undermine) @skymagpie.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
The best post is relevant once again!!
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Toss @stevenspoints.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I really cannot think of a greater honor than to have the Muppets say this about you upon your passing
Instagram post from the official Muppets account: Few humans have earned the title of honorary Muppet more than the legendary Tim Curry. As a performer he was unparalleled - witty, charming, unnerving, and deeply funny. We will always consider it one of our greatest treasures to have been part of Long John Silver’s crew. Thank you for everything, Tim.
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dangerwillrobinson @dangerwrites.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
welcome to Kirby’s Dreamland 🔱
Kirby holding a large knife
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dangerwillrobinson @dangerwrites.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
BOOOOOOOO
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William Shakespeare @shakespeare.lol · 25/08/2026
[Exit Queen.]
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Mara Wilson @marawilson.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Sometimes, when someone dies, what helps me is thinking about how wonderful it is that they were even alive in the first place. Dolly was the closest you could get to an American saint. We all loved her.
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Kyle Griffin @kylegriffin1.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Dolly Parton's Imagination Library gifted more than 332,000,000 books since it was first created 31 years ago.
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Kyle Griffin @kylegriffin1.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Dolly Parton's nephew: "She will always love you."
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dangerwillrobinson @dangerwrites.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
“Call an Ambulance - but not for me” meme, Mariners edition
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MLB @mlbbot.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
The 15th 3+ homer game in @marinersbot.bsky.social history belongs to Cal Raleigh 🔱
Cal Raleigh 3 home runs

Pictured: Cal Raleigh rounds the bases after hitting a home run. He is wearing a white home Mariners uniform and dark blue batting helmet.
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dangerwillrobinson @dangerwrites.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Cal Raleigh, the Big Dumper, giving a thumbs up while exiting a Honey Bucket, presumably after dropping a huge bomb
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dangerwillrobinson @dangerwrites.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
discord message from my dear friend Sarah: “underestimate our dumb team at your peril”
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Bill Corbett @billcorbett.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
I just donated to help SPIDER-MAN, who took on nazi scumbags trying to invade Minneapolis again. Arrested by our local cops (boooo) who were diligently defending their racist turd pals. Let’s help good ol’ Webhead with his defense! (PS I can vouch for the GoFundMe creator) gofund.me/6f36a1ac1
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Donate to Support Spider-Man’s Legal Defense, organized by Ash Chudgar
Awesome update: I'm in touch with Spider-Man's family, and we're setting things up so t… Ash Chudgar needs your support for Support Spider-Man’s Legal Defense
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