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dangerwillrobinson @dangerwrites.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

Liberty Bibberty count your fucking days

tweet from HelloCullen: me and my friends would've killed E.T. with hammers i can tell you that much

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dangerwillrobinson @dangerwrites.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

making myself vulnerable by saying “burn it to the ground” actually goes hard af and it’s a perfect song for this

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dangerwillrobinson @dangerwrites.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Customs Agent: did you buy anything valuable? Me: define ‘valuable’…

A small haul of kitschy Scottish trinkets. Mostly Nessie related

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dangerwillrobinson @dangerwrites.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Portrait of an American in Scotland. Digital media, 2026.

A hairdryer facing a pair of visibly damp socks and sneakers on a tile floor

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dangerwillrobinson @dangerwrites.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

He’s 19 and my favorite little man in the whole world and his hobby is practicing for the Big Nap

A scrungly senior short haired black cat sleeping on a coffee table, looking uncomfortably not-alive

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dangerwillrobinson @dangerwrites.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

I love you so much. You have to stop sleeping like a corpse. For the love of god.

A moderately scrungly senior black cat sleeps on a couch, suspiciously still legged and corpse-like

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dangerwillrobinson @dangerwrites.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

he’s not called Señor Smoke for nothing 😤

Mariners closer Andrés Muñoz pitching, his beloved cat Mathilda, a white Persian with a Mariners hat, edited to sit on the mound beside him

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dangerwillrobinson @dangerwrites.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

listen I will never gatekeep and I’m so glad more girlies are getting into baseball but for the love of fuck they are not “Disney knees” that is the All Time MLB Hit King Ichiro Suzuki stance!!!! have some goddamn respect!!!!

Seattle Mariner Ichiro Suzuki with his iconic knock-kneed batting stance, probably about to hit missile for a base hit

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dangerwillrobinson @dangerwrites.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

She used to wait for me to come home from work, chase my car down the driveway, then flop on her side to roll around and show me her belly. If I try to approach her she gives me the dirtiest look a cat is capable of giving and moves several feet away. I love her.

A short haired brown tortie cat sits in a gravel driveway, looking unimpressed

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dangerwillrobinson @dangerwrites.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

another gem from Cole “Cole Young” Young 👑🔱

Mariners 2nd Baseman Cole Young wearing a Dubble Bubble bucket as a crown

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dangerwillrobinson @dangerwrites.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

Unrelated: this is Bernard, who is very mad. Bernard is a dumb little idiot who was born under the abandoned house across the street. Bernard is going to go to a good home. Get loved and cherished, idiot.

A small nervous gray tabby kitten. Looks stupid as hell. Bit the shit out of me.

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dangerwillrobinson @dangerwrites.bsky.social · 30/05/2026

get that man his bubblegum crown 👑🔱

Randy Arozarena wearing an upside down Dubble Bubble bucket on his head after winning the game for the Seattle Mariners

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dangerwillrobinson @dangerwrites.bsky.social · 20/05/2026

sometimes things come to you just when they’re meant to, like this comment when I’m eyes deep in The Pit of Despair* (*everything I write is awful and will be forever idk where that spark went but it’s just gone)