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Janey M

@dancingonjelly.bsky.social
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Getting by one day at a time. Passionate about creating an inclusive world for all. Also passionate about cheese. AuDHD. She/her; they/them. 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🏴‍☠️ Show me your cats and dogs!

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Janey M @dancingonjelly.bsky.social · 8h
Not to mention that when something is government backed, that is where ALL the research goes to the detriment of other ideas. Almost all Secondary reading interventions are phonics related, by which point a kid might have had 10 years of it and it hasn't worked for them.
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Ciara | Ciaraíoch 🎨 @ciaraioch.bsky.social · 14h
Leggings are great if you're an apple shape and want to emphasise your belly from every angle AND have them roll down during any movement at all, including but not limited to THE EXERCISE THEY ARE DESIGNED FOR. The reign of Lululemon and her ilk must end, we shall return to the dignity of joggers
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 16h
i feel this more and more every day
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Janey M @dancingonjelly.bsky.social · 16h
People on r/chatgtp saying their bots are telling them they are "feeling tired" after long conversations. They are taking it as signs of consciousness. I am concerned they've used text conversations to train the fancy auto fill.
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Janey M @dancingonjelly.bsky.social · 17h
Connections Puzzle #1214 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟪🟪🟪🟪
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Janey M @dancingonjelly.bsky.social · 17h
Wordle 1,936 3/6* ⬜🟩⬜⬜🟩 ⬜🟩🟩🟨🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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briellastella @briellastella.bsky.social · 23h
Customer service has gotten materially worse. Web search is barely usable. Webpages have become less functional and those that still work are buckling under 100x the traffic. Basic computer functionality we've taken for granted has been trashed. Malpractice has proliferated across every industry.
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Janey M @dancingonjelly.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
There is a psychological phenomenon called the "just-world bias" that causes humans to victim blame. Essentially: this person must have done something to deserve bad thing happening to them, because if they didn't, it could also happen to me. (Wrapped up in "disability = bad" thinking, of course.)
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Special Needs Jungle @spcialndsjungle.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Just ONE WEEK to go until the petition to protect SEND legal rights closes. If you care about disabled children’s rights please sign and share. Let’s get as many signatures as we possibly can. Children can sign too. petition.parliament.uk/petitions/76...
petition.parliament.uk
Petition: Protect legal right to support for children with SEND
A petition created by a British citizen or UK resident. You can share this petition if you agree with its message.
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Janey M @dancingonjelly.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
World of Tanks did a pop up ad in my dreams last night 🤣
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Brett "Solidarity 2026" Banditelli @banditelli.org · 06/10/2026
This reads like an onion headline.
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Janey M @dancingonjelly.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
🙂 Daily Quordle 1716 4️⃣8️⃣ 7️⃣9️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/
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Dayna EM Craig @narcissistprayer.com · 06/10/2026
Got a commercial flat top griddle to cheer myself up and I'm not gonna lie that actually worked. It's breakfast always now. I run a pretend diner. Mental illness who, how do you want your egg.
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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 06/10/2026
“This doesn’t actually have anything to do with me” is such a powerful anti-posting mental device. Discourse I could jump in on? This doesn’t actually have anything to do with me. Other posters beefing? This doesn’t actually have anything to do with me. An internet personality exposed? Guess what
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Kim Hu @kim-hu.com · 06/10/2026
dumb things I wish to make for myself
shoddy doodle of a skull with strong arms and legs; text says “this is my gym shirt I am getting strong”
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Micah @rincewind.run · 06/10/2026
Discworld QOTD, from Night Watch
But the helmet has gold decoration, and the bespoke armorers had made a new gleaming breastplate with useless gold ornamentation on it. Sam Vimes felt like a class traitor every time he wore it. He hated being thought of as one of those people that work stupid ornamental armor. It was gilt by association.
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Brady! @like-the-bunch.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
this will be funny to like 3 people but I’m one of them and that’s all that matters
The poster for The Cook, The Thief, His Wife and Her Lover, but it’s been edited to include And Knuckles at the end of the title, and Knuckles has been edited into the photo of the cast
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👻madeline bOoOoOoOodent👻 @oldenoughtosay.com · 05/10/2026
oh my god, Jay just told me about a paranormal show where in addition to the mediums and stuff they also get a home inspector in and I cannot WAIT I am preemptively dying laughing this will be glorious
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Momo @heyheymomo.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Did you know you only need a small brain to make silly little drawings?
4 panel comic:
Panel 1: pink blob guy on a table, pencil in their hands. Grey circle on a piece of paper and a glass of water on the table. They say “look here”
Panel 2: Proudly, they hold up the drawing of a grey blobby character on two stick legs up in the air. The pink blob says “I drew this!”
Panel 3: Satisfied they sit back down on the table. They now go “it’s not much, but..” The grey drawing looks a bit peeved because the drawer is calling it “not much”
Panel 4: But it’s okay, because now the pink blob is very pleased finally. He says “it came from my brain!” Holding the pencil up. The grey drawing blob is happy again, too. End well, all well!
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Janey M @dancingonjelly.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Travelling home always feels a bit sad now cos she won't be there.
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Ben Siemon @benjaminjs.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
By firing thousands of people. Canceling tons of shows and movies and deleting them from existence for tax write-offs.
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Janey M @dancingonjelly.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I had to do a personality test for a work thing once and there were a lot of questions about how we treat prisoners in there and my results said I was probably a criminal because I was "sympathetic" to them. Um, no. I just don't believe in cruelty by the state. 🤷🏼‍♀️
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👻madeline bOoOoOoOodent👻 @oldenoughtosay.com · 06/10/2026
“If it harms none, do what you will” freedom doesn’t mean you get to hurt other people but it does mean that you get to do shit I personally do not like
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The Daily Tism @thedailytism.com · 06/10/2026
An autistic person using a new bathroom for the first time has had to delay their urgent bodily functions due to spotting something truly horrific on the walls, it has been reported.
thedailytism.com
Misaligned bathroom tile prompts letter of complaint to God, Santa, or anyone who will listen
An autistic person using a new bathroom for the first time has had to delay their urgent bodily functions due to spotting something truly horrific on the walls, it has been reported. While everyone…
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Jonathan Edward Durham @thisone0verhere.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I still love this so much
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Janey M @dancingonjelly.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
We've just discovered that the electrics for our new house are a mishmash of decades of sloppy patch jobs meaning our system is something akin to a Frankenstein's creature. It was rented out before us, so the owner was deffo doing something dodgy with the safety there.
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tinymattresses @tinymattresses.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
SOMEONE GET DAVID CRYSTAL, I've stopped using question marks for questions and now I only use them when i'm looking for reassurance or double checking something!!!!
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Janey M @dancingonjelly.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Also, one of them literally fits into multiple categories.
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Janey M @dancingonjelly.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Connections Puzzle #1213 🟩🟪🟨🟦 🟦🟨🟩🟩 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟪🟪🟪🟪 🟨🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟨🟨🟨🟨
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Janey M @dancingonjelly.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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Janey M @dancingonjelly.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
AI will throw together a facsimile of a convincing lesson plan that absolutely does not hold water when implemented.
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John Scalzi @scalzi.com · 05/10/2026
To the person noting there is not enough money in the world to license every piece of intellectual property stolen for "AI" training: you're sooooo close to the point, friend, keep going, you'll get there if you try
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Evie Nyx @evienyx7.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Potato would never make you cry or betray you. Be more like potato.
Potato
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James @james.tarnation.lol · 05/10/2026
[arm full of hotdogs] is that your baby? does it want a hotdog?
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Jenny Deiker Restivo @jennydeikerrestivo.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
There are so very many things to be angry about, but today I'm holding space for David Zaslav and his $165 million farewell salary. He totally succeeded - at minimally increasing shareholder value while decimating an entire industry.
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Elizabeth Anne, PhD @lacksauthority.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
never the wrong time for this classic
Screenshot of a tweet by @RobbtKraft reading “scientist: "does everyone here know what Watson and Crick discovered?" 
me from back of room: "Rosalind Franklin's notes"”
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Molly Knight @mollyknight.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I cannot emphasize enough how much damage Megyn Kelly has done to women everywhere. Us normal humans are concerned Jane Doe may harm herself. Megyn Kelly thinks being a famous alleged rape victim —with every mouthbreather on Twitter trying to dox and hurt you — is a life highlight.
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VERTICAL📼BLANKING📺INTERVAL @vertiblank.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
A Hark! A Vagrant classic
Watson: Oooh, what’s that you’ve got?
Franklin: My final report
Watson: Little Rosie Franklin’s research! I bet it’s something!
Franklin: ROSALIND.
Crick: Oh, that’s a big name
W: You’re getting fancy on us! Tell me—
F: Ah. I love this game.
W: Is it a scientific breakthrough in feelings?
F: Well, I suppose I have to go into hysterics or have a baby somewhere, good day gentlemen
W: GO, GO
[W and C slip a look at F’s notes]
C: Nice
W: Quit hogging
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Janey M @dancingonjelly.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Wordle 1,934 3/6* 🟨⬜🟨⬜⬜ 🟩🟨⬜🟨🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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Janey M @dancingonjelly.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Connections Puzzle #1212 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟪🟪🟪🟪
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Janey M @dancingonjelly.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The bank deliberately send new cards and pins in different posts to avoid the risk of card theft. The Royal Mail save all the mail up and deliver it all on a Monday anyway. So, the security is pointless.
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Michael Warburton @michaelwarburton.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The incredible Special Effects of KAREL ZEMAN — without whom there’d be no Terry Gilliam, Tim Burton or Wes Anderson to name but three.
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Dewie @judgedewie.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
OMG I had to check my work emails regarding an extra case in court tomorrow and I've just read this from an HR person. "on a knee to nose basis" A KNEE TO NOSE BASIS 😳
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Theresa McLeod @westtexascatlady.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
If feeding a hungry kid accidentally benefits an "undeserving" kid, I am prepared to live with this devastating outcome.
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Erika Ishii @erikaishii.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
“Oh, you need your precious Chatbot to help you be creative? These freaks made a giant, tactile troll by hand that has taken up residence as my new sleep paralysis demon, born of their own sick minds.” The best review I’ve ever received. 😭🤌🏼
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Robert Rose @robear.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
A good fresh Star Trek take on those fake isekai title jokes
A tumblr screenshot showing a post and two reblog responses, reading:
1. "star trek would be the ideal fictional universe to get trapped in because you'd explain your situation and they'd be like yeah makes sense. no further questions. fortunately we can use the mysterious warp signature emitting from this system's icy moon to counterface with the solar radiation and slingshot you back home"
2. "I'm from a universe where your world is all a work of fiction." Benjamin Sisko, nodding. "That happened to me once."
3. "I Got Isekaid Into The Star Trek Universe And They Quickly Understood What Was Happening"
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Yes, computers do everything at our company but don't worry, there's always a human reviewer. Nothing goes out the door without one of our highly trained shruggers briefly glancing at it and clicking Approve
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HumbleDad - Art @humbledadgames.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Fuck Harry Potter What kinda Elden Sorcerer are you?
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👻madeline bOoOoOoOodent👻 @oldenoughtosay.com · 04/10/2026
i'm sorry what do you mean the tory bayeux slopestry is actually real. i thought that was a joke
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The Author, Séamas O'Reilly @seamas.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
We've had the ability to watch, say, Counterstrike marathons, Street Fighter tournaments, or chess matches between computers since the 90s. Spectacles which, by their very definition, would be at a "higher standard" than human play. And nobody wants it. It's entirely meaningless. It has no appeal.
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