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Jack D Ripper

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But Marge I WANT to say what I want to do to the president!!!

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dr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 21m
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James Stout @jamesstout.bsky.social · 2h
BP are technically first responders, but as we can see here and we have seen countless times through the years, they do not respond to help people who they don’t think need help. Because of international cell phone agreements, it can also be very hard to call 911 in remote border areas.
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🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 @murderxbryan.bsky.social · 3h
Do I want to spend an hour with Henry Rollins even though I just finished working for awhile? Of course
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Erin Reed @erininthemorning.com · 5h
SC Dem Senate nominee Annie Andrews released an ad calling trans women "biological men." She embraces sports and surgery bans for youth. Her campaign even says she won't work to overturn the HRT/blocker trans youth ban. She once argued against capitulation. Subscribe to support our journalism.
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SC Dem Senate Candidate Annie Andrews Releases Ad Calling Trans Women “Biological Men”
She also said she would not change the youth HRT and puberty blocker ban in South Carolina.
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 6h
The Onion has torn the Ted Lasso subreddit asunder.

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Love the Onion usually, but they have one Ted Lasso joke and it's reduced to 'people who like it are adult babies'. So much to make fun of about it and they only really found that one angle and stuck with it


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To be fair....most of this sub sounds like adult babies
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👻 Mr. Deathro ☠️ @mrjeffro.bsky.social · 6h
Looks like a guy I saw eat a giant sandwich in a deli once
Still from a reel of JF in a NY deli after eating a giant sandwich
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Gretchen Felker-Martin PRE ORDER CHIMERA 2.16.27 🍉 @scumbelievable.bsky.social · 6h
We're not allowed to wish that bad things would happen to people who control so much money and cultural capital that the government effectively exists to serve them.
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Skalman @owallstromer.bsky.social · 6h
Hmm, are those US government accounts with those videos proudly showing and glorifying war crimes the USA committed against random fishermen still up? Oh, they are? Curious!
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kate bush’s husband @airbagged.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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Oh no my gorgeous 39 year old baby son got kidnapped just for attending Coachella outside
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Robert Prinz @prinzrob.bsky.social · 16h
Just this past week pedestrians have been killed or severely injured by hit-run drivers around the East Bay in Castro Valley, Oakland, Union City, and now Berkeley.
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Jack D Ripper @cybertruckh8r.bsky.social · 7h
Of course the person posting this served in the US army. Wonder why she might not want ppl to think this?
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Gillian Brockell @gillianbrockell.com · 8h
Also, I want to highlight this part of the case for all the pilots and avgeeks out there. I’ve heard ICE is doing this with manifests from a number of sources, but this is, as far as I know, the first confirmation. Really shows the complicity of the pilot-in-command. This was an Omni flight.
In the latest court filing, ICE officials did not deny any of his claims, and appeared to confirm at least one of them, saying the charter flight's manifest—a printed receipt given to pilots listing all passengers and crew on a flight—
"served as the travel document."
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skáld @danglinghemmie.bsky.social · 8h
as an avowed neoliberal democrat i have declared war on The Onion
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Comfortably Numb @numb.comfortab.ly · 9h
Literally all these dudes
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Don Hughes @donaldhughes.ca · 19h
"The Yankees, they're not a good team." - Blue Jays' announcer Buck Martinez. With a picture of a handsome man.
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grimm 🎃 @mugrimm.bsky.social · 23h
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I agree with this. The people who keep screaming that it's "cheaper" eat the same depressing, boring food, day after day. I'm not making chicken and rice and sandwiches and stew for weeks on end. Sure, that would be "cheaper" in the long run. But you're eating like a dog.
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unpopular opinion: buying groceries is NOT cheaper than eating out for a single person.
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Yesterday I learned that pepper comes from peppercorns. I actually don't ever use pepper (or salt) so I don't own any and never did. Neither of my parents cook so I never saw it as a child. If I saw it somewhere else, it never registered.
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 9h
Chiles Chiles Chiles!
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When I want to feel loved, I just go to a hardware store
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Prem Thakker ツ @premthakker.bsky.social · 9h
My gosh. Mike Huckabee's top aide: —Covered up an embassy report on Israeli killings of 9 Americans —Fabricated Orwellian reports on Israeli settler violence & the "Gaza Humanitarian Foundation" to make it sound good for Israel —Questioned staff on whether they were “pro-Israel” or “pro-Hamas”
In late March, at the height of the Iran war, Israel quietly approved more settlements in the Israeli-occupied West Bank than it ever had at one time.
Staff members at the United States Embassy in Jerusalem saw the move as potentially flouting one of President Trump's explicit red lines for Israel - no annexation of the West Bank - and drafted an urgent report intended for policy makers in Washington.
That memo never reached Washington. It was quashed by David Milstein, a top aide to Ambassador Mike Huckabee, according to three U.S. officials briefed on the process.
This was no isolated incident.
Since taking up his post in April 2025, Mr. Milstein, 36, has repeatedly suppressed or significantly revised embassy reporting on Israeli activities to present the Netanyahu government in a favorable light, according to a dozen people who work with or interact with Mr. Milstein in both Jerusalem and Washington:
• As settler violence in the West Bank surged in the spring, for instance, he stymied embassy reporting suggesting that the Israeli government was failing to take action, according to the three officials. Instead the embassy sent a cable to Washington, viewed by The New York Times, praising Israel for "cracking down" on the attacks.
• When members of Congress pushed for accountability over the killings of nine Palestinian Americans by Israeli settlers and security forces, he suppressed a detailed report that the embassy staff had written, effectively stonewalling lawmakers' efforts to gain information, according to multiple officials briefed on the matter.Mr. Milstein rewrote the cable to declare GHF's operation a success while overlooking the mass casualties, according to people who saw the cable and were briefed on the editing process.
Troubled by glaring discrepancies between news coverage and the embassy's official reports, White House and State Department officials seeking a clearer picture of events bypassed standard channels at least twice to communicate directly with embassy staff, according to two officials briefed on the outreach and an internal communication from late this summer seen by The Times.
Veteran American diplomats said that withholding or twisting the information sent to Washington should raise serious concerns.
"The embassy ought to tell Washington everything — the good, the bad and the ugly," said Dan Kurtzer, who was the U.S. ambassador to Israel under President George W. Bush. "If they're not doing so, they are damaging the policy-making process and possibly undermining the president's policies."
Mr. Milstein also questioned several colleagues on whether they were "pro-Israel" or "pro-Hamas," according to four officials, who found the question inappropriate and said it made some people fearful of speaking freely.
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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 9h
they did the thing
an october 11 2025 post from me reading: every single tech idea is like “soon our robots will be capable of playing catch with your kid, freeing you up to spend more time working on your employers’ spreadsheets”
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 9h
I feel like this image is going to get a lot of use but I don’t know in what context it could ever be useful
Miyam Bialik and Sharon Stone doing a podcast with text saying FIVE
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Sen. Pumpkin Gogurt @ugarles.bsky.social · 9h
training an ai to fuck your wife because her orgasm is your reimann hypothesis and you'd rather watch it's output anyway
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Good Boy @goodboy.bsky.social · 9h
I really hope the wife's actual reply to that audiobook line was "We are getting a Divorce"
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Max Granger @maxgranger.info · 20h
🚨 Latest from the border wall blockade: tree sit is still up, one land defender is locked down to machinery, Border Patrol has wrapped a Mylar blanket around them and is running the truck and pumping the blanket full of exhaust to try to gas them out, potentially killing them.
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eerie dickgirl @eigenvectrix.northsky.social · 16h
At this point I think the United States has to lose the right to maintain borders. You get whoever comes in. You don't get to do passport control any more. Not if this is what it leads to
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mady castigan✨ 🏳️‍⚧️ @mady.cat · 17h
Today is a rare day where Twitter has more useful information than this website on a very important issue, so let's collate some of the ongoing discussions. 🧵 Here are the words straight from the mouth of a student organizer who went from interning for Mamdani to protesting him on the streets:
Wow. A student organizer leading protests against Zohran Mamdani tonight reveals that she previously interned for him.

Now she’s leading chants against the very politician she once worked for, accusing him of prioritizing his own political advancement over the people and movements that helped bring him to power.

She delivers an ultimatum: The protests can stop when Mamdani stops the sale of stolen Palestinian land in NYC and abolishes the CUNY Board of Trustees, which advances Israel’s interests within the nation’s largest urban public university system.

But she makes clear that she doesn’t expect him to deliver. In her view, Mamdani has become just another politician who makes promises to movements and then fails to meet their demands once in office.

What makes her testimony particularly significant is that she isn’t someone who opposed Mamdani from the beginning. She worked for him. She believed enough in his political project to participate in it. Now she’s publicly confronting him.

Her speech speaks to a broader frustration among people who placed their hopes in electoral politics as a vehicle for advancing Palestinian liberation. For some, the experience hasn’t strengthened their faith in political institutions. It has deepened their distrust.
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mady castigan✨ 🏳️‍⚧️ @mady.cat · 17h
These people aren't ops, they aren't CIA, they are activists. Not electoralists obsessed with the next election and defending whichever social democrat politician is their favorite in the moment. These are the same people doing the same protests they have done for years against the same government.
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David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 20h
[bleary, drawling] "In my eyes/indisposed" [suddenly too zesty] "in DISGUISES NO ONE KNOWS"
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Eric Harris Bernstein @ehbinmn.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
They started texting with a 16-year-old. After two years, they offered to sell him a gun. They consider that "stopping a terrorist attack." And they are calling it heroic. What an absolute embarrassment.
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Ernest "Dead" Penfold @penfoldsfiv.eurosky.social · 07/10/2026
“critiquing power” probably would have saved you in ‘24 had you actually done that. just saying.
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On Cinema at the Cinema @oncinema.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Two nights in Melbourne! Get your tickets right now for The Certified "Five Bags of Popcorn" Tour as it touches down in the Southern half of the USA and then to the Southern hemisphere for Australia! Tix at: heinetwork.tv/events
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regular meghan 나영지 🇵🇸 @ruemcclammyhand.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
as ever, free palestine 🇵🇸
daughter of jerusalem, sliman mansour, 1978
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Max P III @blackballer.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
No, I wont "take a vacation" to express condolences for the modern day version of Nazi Germany.
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Jack D Ripper @cybertruckh8r.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Take your own advice
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dr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
in a country where they are trying to make it illegal to protest i say: good. go nuts. let your freak flag fly. ive never understood liberal pearl clutching over what is quite literally the baseline civil liberty. politicians should be hectored 24/7
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Emoji Caresser @lizrummy.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
(Jewish)
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I.G.Y. Azalea @steelydad.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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This is the sweet potato exactly as it was served to me last Sunday at Texas Roadhouse. Scoop of butter for scale. (100% real).

And the picture is a sweet potato that looks like a dick and balls
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 07/10/2026
they'll be packing me into a padded cell while i scream about how autocorrect used to be good
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Phoenix New Times @phoenixnewtimes.com · 07/10/2026
Embarrassed, she initially didn’t want to report attack. Maricopa County Sheriff’s Office's investigation is ongoing. www.phoenixnewtimes.com/news/congre…
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Rocky @viperwave.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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kate bush’s husband @airbagged.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
“Terrorism is Not a Game” *proceeds to AI Generate LEGO OCTOBER 7th for PS5/XBOX/PC and Switch 2*
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K. Thor Jensen @kthorjensen.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
nice. Nice!
Letter to the Columbus DIspatch: "We can't let Amy Acton ruin Ohio again"Close of the anti-Amy Acton letter, signed "Michael Standiford, Lancaster"Lancaster, Ohio native Michael Standiford being arrested for pedophilia in 2022
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Bill Corbett @billcorbett.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Pedocon Theory, as solid as theories get
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David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Now That's What I Call Cops Vol. XVII
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The Heathen Historian 🔻 @heathenhistory.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
The fact that the tree is as old as the United States should not be lost on anyone. What a metaphor.
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Dana Houle @danahoule.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Thinking back to a year ago, when Ezra Klein did a podcast with Ross Douthat & said that to be competitive Democrats should run anti-abortion candidates in Ohio & Kansas.
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Rich Burroughs @somewhattolerable.com · 06/10/2026
Killshot from The Onion, JFC
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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
tracy jordan pseudonym ass name
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Dale Denwalt @denwalt.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
On Cinema at the Cinema (colorized)
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