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Sapphic Lawyer @cutesapphiclawyer.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

Me: "Losersayswut?" Witness: "What?" Me (making eye contact with the jury): "No further questions."

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fully leaning back the seats in row 3 for a free for all 5way under a blanket while steve keeps trying to lift it up to peek

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more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

MILFS in YOUR area have gone SILENT. our SCREENS are showing NOTHING. we don't KNOW where they WENT

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Sykosonik [Hardcore Dumbass] @sykosonik.online · 12/08/2026

Help out juno, she's my favorite one! She should be able to get her HRT, and food, and keep her car! Please help if you can!

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ThemBOO! @thembo.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

Republicans are so weird

Mr. Wilson
Stop dodging the question:
Explain how you abolish prisons.

Mr. Wilson
Stop dodging the question:
Explain how you abolish prisons.

Mr. Wilson
Explain how you're going to abolish prisons.

Mr Wilson
OK. The real threat of abolishing prisons and releasing murderers and rapists into the streets.
Now answer my question.

Mr. Wilson
Stop dodging the question:
Explain how you abolish prisons.

Mr. Wilson
Stop dodging the question:
Explain how you abolish prisons.

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Sapphic Lawyer @cutesapphiclawyer.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

Me: *on the toilet, peeing* My cat: *deciding this is the time to get extra affectionate and nuzzle my legs a bunch* Me: "This better not be a fetish thing for you"

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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 10/08/2026

ME: hello mr computer i'd love some good workouts that emphasize more feminine muscle groups the evil spirit that lives in my telephone: OK BIG BOOTY WORKOUT FOR AGING FEMBOYS 50+ CHEEK CLAPPING GIRLBOY REALNESS REGIMEN COMING RIGHT UP. 80,000 ADS FOR THIS JUST LIKE YOU ASKED

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Sapphic Lawyer @cutesapphiclawyer.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

Cops do this a lot. They take one lie that worked for one cop and then the whole department is using the same lie for the next year or so until people realize it's just a prefab story. It's a cycle. Classic in NYC is "I saw an L-shaped bulge in his pocket."

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Sapphic Lawyer @cutesapphiclawyer.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

If any prosecutor thinks I'm not going to file a motion because it will require me to stay up late after work, that prosecutor can fuck right off. Motion filed at 11 pm. Public defenders go the distance.

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Evan Greer @evangreer.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

I know everything feels terrible and doomy but I've been working on surveillance issues for most of my adult life and I have never seen so much energy, momentum, and concrete VICTORIES happening as what we are seeing right now on Flock cameras and facial recognition in venues. Keep. Going.

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Gail Simone @gailsimone.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

I don't want to be judgy or mean but seriously, fuck transphobes forever, they are awful.

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Faine Greenwood @faineg.com · 11/08/2026

We should really work together, hand and hand, to focus all of our community’s poorly-suppressed and totally ruthless bullying energy on the single demographic we all agree actually deserves it: Harry Potter Adults in the year of our lord 2026

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Elias Daler @eliasdaler.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

Sega Dreamcast can produce mind-boggling effects... (Actual Dreamcast capture ꩜) #dreamcast #gamedev #indiedev

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sveltemarvin.bsky.social @sveltemarvin.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

Read? I think not. Verbally transmitted studies show that reading has a distinct leftist bias and contributes to wokeisms like thinking logistics are important or that morale isn't improved by the beatings

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Sapphic Lawyer @cutesapphiclawyer.bsky.social · 09/08/2026

It's *astounding* how bad the Resident Evil 3 (1999) Steam port is when apparently the GOG port is fine??? I'm hearing the same audio play over and over again and I had to change control settings just to get the game to start. It's insane!

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Keezy Young🌼 @keezyyoung.bsky.social · 09/08/2026

i'll never not be mad about cancelling avengers academy but i still hope someone else is able to bring her back soon!

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JM @jonmarke.bsky.social · 09/08/2026

what Faine describes is not performative cruelty, but a *messaging* strategy. the Blackhawk helicopter was sent to an immigration raid, in order to get a video of a Blackhawk helicopter, because helicopters are cool, and it looks strong in a video. the RAID was cruel, illegal, and morally wrong

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Micah @rincewind.run · 09/08/2026

you can get a lot of credit for “they’re delivering what they promised” if what you promise is consequences and you make those consequences loud and flashy and public

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anniempeterson.bsky.social @anniempeterson.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

A note on Royce White, the former NBA player who says he's entering the WNBA draft, a judge ruled he abused his wife and teenage son in an April court order and determined he could not have contact with either of them for 50 years. Great way to "protect women's sports" transphobes.

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Richard Cohen @richardcohen.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

Sophie Cunningham's -28 in today's game is the worst single-game +/- in a win in WNBA history. #WNBA

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Sage Deviant 🏳️‍⚧️ @trans.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

HI FRIENDS! I am launching the GoFundMe for my Facial Feminization Surgery today! I’m having to fundraise in a very short amount of time due to insurance shenanigans, so every little bit helps! Please donate if you can, reposts are deeply appreciated. 🏳️‍⚧️💜🏳️‍⚧️

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mtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

When people say "what do you expect the media to do about trump dismantling democracy that they aren't already doing" like you can see what that is by how they treat anti-Israel candidates! They know the playbook

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Nintendo of America [Twitter/X Parody] @nintendooamerica.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

All the people who are anti-Wii U or want to slow Wii U progress, we have one question: if the Wii U disappeared tomorrow, could you still get through a work day without Ultra Smash, Amiibo Festival, or any other Wii U title? Imagine the Wii U was suddenly banned. Would you actually give it up?

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Michaela Joffe @joffeorama.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

“the jewish immigrant communists are trying to undermine america with race mixing!” became “the muslim immigrant socialists are trying to undermine america with transgenderism!” so gradually that its almost like its aways been the same bullshit

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👁️🍄🪸 @bloomfilters.plus · 06/08/2026

you can just make up names for nonexistent theories. you can be like "deltarune will ABSOLUTELY end with the reveal confirming Triple Gaster Theory" and people will nod and smile

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Elias Daler @eliasdaler.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

Sega Dreamcast dev update.🍥🌀 (Capture from a real Dremcast with RetroTINK) I learned how to play sounds and music (music is from Kowloon's Gate). Also you can talk to NPCs.

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Michaela Joffe @joffeorama.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

listen up trannies, if the nyt was really so bad would 5-10 pathetic cis people have created so many bot accounts to harass each of you one at a time, at random, all in one day? for so little pay if not free? the nation's top journalists are saying "no" in Monday's opinion columns.

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🎃 Robyn 🎃 @ramblyngrobyn.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

It's very cool that I can get unlimited soup and breadsticks at olive garden. It does not make up for the fact that as a trans woman I am seen as subhuman in any non-urban part of the country.

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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

Every Mario supporting character is named Toadford and is a guy who falls over in the background of a Smash Bros level and every Sonic supporting character is named Thelma Bumblebee and has 30 full length novels written about them

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Graham Marbles @grahammarbles.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

I will talk to a conservative about the goofballs on some DSA committees when conservatives start banishing the army of Enthusiastic Nazis who work as congressional staffers

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nobody™️ @granddad.bsky.social · 12/04/2026

seeing avis like this on the timeline so I guess it's "you're not actually poor because this chart said so" time

a bunch of white dudes that look alike with blck rimmed glasses

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Evan Urquhart @evanurquhart.bsky.social · 23/07/2026

There is absolutely no reason for any trans person to give Democrats cover to abandon full trans equality on any issue, in any region, in any race, to even the tiniest iota.

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🌈Tyranny🫧Sparkles🏳️‍🌈 @tyranny.sparklenoise.com · 20/07/2026

purity testing is when I say I don’t want the state trying to kill me

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Sapphic Lawyer @cutesapphiclawyer.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

My cat: "Mao." Me: "I really wish you'd consider reading Kropotkin instead." My cat: "Mao Mao Mao!" Me: "Well of course YOU would be ok with declaring war on birds"

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Nathan Goldwag @goldwagnathan.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

I think it's healthy for people on Blueksky remember that the people who run the editorial offices of most of the prestige media and commentary outlets in the country hate 🫵YOU🫵 in particular more than anything else.

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Sapphic Lawyer @cutesapphiclawyer.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

I gotta say, thank God for body cam. It's existed for my whole career, and I've gotten countless cases dismissed because cops or witnesses did or said stupid shit on camera. How did we ever live without this?

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Michaela Joffe @joffeorama.bsky.social · 20/07/2026

what if bluesky DOESN'T hate jokes and fail to understand them? what if bluesky JUST hates trans women? haha, what if this exact pattern was constantly being replicated elsewhere online and off?

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ICE must be destroyed 🏳️‍⚧️🏴 @miawong.bsky.social · 14/07/2026

The whole "we have to follow the polls on trans people" thing is so fucking frustrating because they don't even lie well I know for a fact you can ignore the polling when you don't like it because Medicare For All polls at 65% and yall don't do shit for it Moreover, ICE must be destroyed

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Dr. Neo Cortex @crystalsofcourse.bsky.social · 13/07/2026

ok i've crunched the numbers and I think if I make another bandicoot they'll def work for me this time

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Katelyn Burns @katelynburns.com · 13/07/2026

Alright let's make a list of all the hospital systems we need to pressure into restoring trans youth care. List them below and I will create a resource for it.

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normal sara @sarasocial.bsky.social · 25/06/2026

um actually trap is a slur, they’re calling it Chapo Trans Woman House now

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