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@cursedfrogurt.bsky.social
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I'm Ty, here to have a gay old time. He/they Comics/games/nerd shit, but like in a positive way. Lately obsessing over Pokemon and comics.

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Pokemon FaceCard Cant Decline @cursedfrogurt.bsky.social · 10h
cooking: prefer baking, yes whistle: yes, not @ night (bad luck) draw: yep paint: ya swim: no english: + dance: for inspiration sing: love to drive: yea gifting: 50/50 write: not in a while, yea guitar: no, but I have my Dad's speaking: Im actually a mute. (Not really I just am an awkward talker)
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A @aex13.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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Pokemon FaceCard Cant Decline @cursedfrogurt.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
My 9 games! I'm a Nintendo girlie primarily, but you'll also see I also love a fucking weird game.
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Pokemon FaceCard Cant Decline @cursedfrogurt.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I decided to play along. It was a lot harder than I expected. In fact I redid it because I realized I missed the album that made me decide to do this anyways!
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UnabashedlyBi 💙 💜 💖 @unabashedlybi.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
One hit and
Jack o lantern carved to look like two hands pulling apart an ass and the fruit bottom looks like a booty hole over some genitalia
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Pokemon FaceCard Cant Decline @cursedfrogurt.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Pikachu 🤣
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Topher Kai @topher.gay · 30/09/2026
I’ve just looked up the actual data - we have sold one of these ever! So if you want the second/third/last… vegawork.shop/products/veg...
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🎃 lauren 2 cats 🎃 @sixregrets.northsky.social · 30/09/2026
the tegan and sara got my ass
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ChaoticRambler She/Her @chaoticrambler.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
she’s trans mampoline. Trans mampoline.
static.klipy.com
Simpsons: Homer's TRAMAMPOLINE!
ALT: Simpsons: Homer's TRAMAMPOLINE!
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Michaela Joffe @joffeorama.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
not sure why I made this but now you have to see it
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(Wes)tern democracy👨🏻🗳️🌐 @midwestache.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
tfw you realize she’s lying because the first cardinal rule of perm maintenance is that you're forbidden to wet your hair for at least 24 hours after getting a perm at the risk of deactivating the ammonium thioglycolate
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Pokemon FaceCard Cant Decline @cursedfrogurt.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I.... I just wanted to see the price
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Lady Postseason, Himbos at Her Feet (she/her) @maggiesox.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Ms. Piggy or we riot.
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Pokemon FaceCard Cant Decline @cursedfrogurt.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Listen, I know it isn't going to happen at all But deep deep down in my heart I'm hoping the RDJ as Doom has been a cover the whole time for a different actor in the roll
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Jack Phoenix (a comics librarian) @comicslibrarian.com · 29/09/2026
The episode of Gargoyles when Goliath meets the gargoyle throuple in London, share if you agree
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Pokemon FaceCard Cant Decline @cursedfrogurt.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I read the news today, oh boy
Article titles "Futurama ending with season 14 on Hulu, but creator Matt Groening is confident: "We will rise again,' attached to the article is bender protesting.

I've added a screenshot of Bender saying "you should say something else"
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Today in Pokémon History by Serebii.net @serebiiotd.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
On this day in 1998, 28 years ago, Pokémon Red & Blue were first released in the US These games were adaptations of Pokémon Red & Green based on the Pokémon Blue engine and brought the franchise to the west! www.serebii.net/rb
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Pokemon FaceCard Cant Decline @cursedfrogurt.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Ok now they have to kiss
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Pokemon FaceCard Cant Decline @cursedfrogurt.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I hope they kiss
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Lesbian Death Bed: The Bed that Eats Pussy (pro orph) @bitterkarella.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
happy for her
el patron mexican cocinala patrona cocina mexicana
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Pokemon FaceCard Cant Decline @cursedfrogurt.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
drop some magic 💃
static.klipy.com
Daily motivation
Alt: Lady Gaga dancing in Abracadabra
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Pokemon FaceCard Cant Decline @cursedfrogurt.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Lines you can use to pick up Kristi Noem
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Jason @jxsxpx.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Never forget: she was 35 here.
A magazine article about Madonna's Girlie Show Tour titled, "Calm down grandma!"
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
A provocative article in Rolling Stone titled "What some folks really mean when they claim to have never done the Humpty Hump."
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Pokemon FaceCard Cant Decline @cursedfrogurt.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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Pokemon FaceCard Cant Decline @cursedfrogurt.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Pack it up you Football fucker, Sabrina Carpenter said "I can also be an artistic director" and needs your award now.
youtu.be
Sabrina Carpenter - House Tour (Official Video)
YouTube video by SabrinaCarpenterVEVO
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Pokemon FaceCard Cant Decline @cursedfrogurt.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Just finished helping my inlaws pack up their camp site for the year, and I am pooped. I dont want to be pooped.
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José @hawlucha.xyz · 26/09/2026
it's so confusing sometimes to be a
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Pokemon FaceCard Cant Decline @cursedfrogurt.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I expect it will not be optional
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John @notheotherjohn.bsky.social · 26/09/2023
Dance like no one is watching. Like no one came to your dance recital. Your dad? He completely forgot. How do you feel? No, don't tell me. Show me.
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✦ taikora @taikora.com · 26/09/2026
gays when they don't drink all weekend
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Pokemon FaceCard Cant Decline @cursedfrogurt.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
This set is going to drive me to madness I fear 😵‍💫
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Pokemon FaceCard Cant Decline @cursedfrogurt.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Went to the doctor for my hemorrhoids after a few months. The results:
Professor Farnsworth saying "well then, good news! It's a suppository."
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Pokemon FaceCard Cant Decline @cursedfrogurt.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
It should be Avatar: The Last Airbender & Korra but straight men 🤷
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David Cooper @davidbcooper.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
That New York Times “best TV of the 21st century” doesn’t include the time John Travolta said Adele Dazeem so 🗑️ 🗑️ 🗑️
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DREW WISE @drewwise.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
Katamari Fantasy
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FIX MOJANG BEDROCK ANTI VIRAL SPIRAL @adventurewetpaint.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
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Nintendo of America [Twitter/X Parody] @nintendooamerica.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
You asked, we listened. The Nintendo Switch 2 is available now for bisexuals as of today.
You asked, we listened. The Nintendo Switch 2 is available now for bisexuals as of today.
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FieldExplores (Gator Days) @fieldexplores.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Be Good - Gator Days
Be Good - Gator Days
 
Characters
 
Gustopher - Alligator boy.
 
Hannah - Goat - Gustopher's classmate.
 
Transcript

Panel 1

Setting - In the schoolyard during lunch.

Gustopher and Hannah are sitting on a bench. Gustopher is looking at one of his tests while Hannah is eating a sandwich.

Gustopher: I got a C again. How did you do?

Hannah: I got an A.

Panel 2

Gustopher leans back with a look of mild frustration.

Gustopher: How did you get to be so good at everything.

Hannah stops eating and gets caught up in her thoughts for a moment.

Panel 3

Hannah starts to frown as she has one repeating thought.

Hannah (thinking): I HAVE TO BE GOOD! I HAVE TO BE GOOD! I HAVE TO BE GOOD!

Panel 4

Hannah just looks down at her sandwich and tries to ignore her thoughts.

Hannah: I don't know.
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Chris ❤️‍🔥🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ 🏴 @brutumfulmen.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Ohhhhhhhhh that feels good. Schadenfreude of the most visceral sort.
A post on Threads from user @andreaa_pandreaa:

At the gas station today, I pulled in behind a guy filling his Big Dumb Truck™ with diesel and the most pissy attitude, grumbling under his breath the whole time.
And before I knew it, an absolute queen at the pump next to us clocked me rolling my eyes and shouted "baby's in his find out era, isn't he?"
And let me just say, the look on his face fueled my soul and my car for the next 1,000 years. I should also add that there was a "Let's Go Brandon" sticker on his bumper, so she knew he was fair game.
She just exuded nonchalant legendary behavior.
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Ryan North @ryannorth.ca · 23/09/2026
Pompeii is a UNESCO world heritage site not because it was remarkable in its prime, but because it survived to our era untouched: one moment, preserved for all time. But future generations won't know what OUR world was like unless we do the same. This is why we MUST bury Toronto with a volcano
Picture of the streets of Pompeii, from https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Pompei_-_panoramio_(26).jpg. Taken by Tanya Dedyukhina, used under CC
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Pokemon FaceCard Cant Decline @cursedfrogurt.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
And if anyone is looking to have a religious experience, I am free to help! 🙏
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Pokemon FaceCard Cant Decline @cursedfrogurt.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Let me know if any of you need help eating your cake.
static.klipy.com
Cutesy Hey There
Alt: Jon Jovitt Hey There
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Joe Merrick @joemerrick.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
As it's Nintendo's 137th birthday today, I think back to when Marti and I stayed at Marufukuro, Nintendo's former headquarters. It really was incredible to stay there and see all the memorabilia they had. Would love to go back one day
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Jake Grumbach @jakemgrumbach.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
My op-ed is out in USA Today www.usatoday.com/story/opinio...
usatoday.com
DEI initiatives didn't cost companies. Just the opposite. | Opinion
Firms that kept DEI, whether due to executive decisions or shareholder pressure, performed as well in the stock market as those that rolled it back.
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Mrs. Detective PikaBOO, Esq. @clapifyoulikeme.favrd.social · 23/09/2026
RIP to Chris Christie’s 2028 campaign, murdered by an octogenarian mere hours after launch
Joyce Carol Oates • @JoyceCarolOates
really, this is a serious question: why on earth would Chris Christie imagine that anyone, anywhere, ever would want him to run for President? what sparks such a delusion? granted, his wife might enjoy having him out of the house & on the campaign trail; but better just get an inexpensive hobby instead.
Joyce Carol Oates • @JoyceCarolOates •1h
New Jersey thinks not, x.com/ianjaeger29/st...
10:22PM • 9/22/26 • 966 Views
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
full frontal???
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breakfast burrito enthusiast @icanbarelyswim.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
this is so—
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cathedral || You make my❤️🛑 @saintcathedral.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
it my bday. Super Mario 64 for my bday time [: twitch.tv/saintcathedral
twitch.tv
SaintCathedral - Live on Twitch
[18+] It my birthday! || Super Mario 64 (NSO) | Streaming super mario 64.
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Pokemon FaceCard Cant Decline @cursedfrogurt.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I'm here, I'm Queer, I'm a facist with a beard: a retrospective on the life & actions of Derdra Meero & Syril Karn
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