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@cursedfrogurt.bsky.social
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I'm Ty, here to have a gay old time. He/they Comics/games/nerd shit, but like in a positive way. Lately obsessing over Pokemon and comics.

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Pokemon FaceCard Cant Decline @cursedfrogurt.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I think it's a sort of mono-shade simplicity that makes it. Team Yell feels like they broke the trend because its so much, comparatively (spikes, rips, pins), but Team Star seems to pull back to a simpler look while still being detailed. Also besides old Team Plasma they all look very comfortable.
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Pokemon FaceCard Cant Decline @cursedfrogurt.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Samus with the words "most smartest"
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Pokemon FaceCard Cant Decline @cursedfrogurt.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Morning!
Mr. Fuji, an old man who takes care of and loves Pokemon
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Pokemon FaceCard Cant Decline @cursedfrogurt.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
... Ive opened a lot of packs to get this. I kind of wish I had just opened more Team Rocket.
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Pokemon FaceCard Cant Decline @cursedfrogurt.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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Pokemon FaceCard Cant Decline @cursedfrogurt.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
My 9 games! I'm a Nintendo girlie primarily, but you'll also see I also love a fucking weird game.
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Pokemon FaceCard Cant Decline @cursedfrogurt.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
RIP Jonathan Joss
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Pokemon FaceCard Cant Decline @cursedfrogurt.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I decided to play along. It was a lot harder than I expected. In fact I redid it because I realized I missed the album that made me decide to do this anyways!
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Pokemon FaceCard Cant Decline @cursedfrogurt.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Man fuck you
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Pokemon FaceCard Cant Decline @cursedfrogurt.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I.... I just wanted to see the price
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Pokemon FaceCard Cant Decline @cursedfrogurt.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Lotta fucked up things about America but if we gave you this burger it'd at least look like this
A cheese curd burger from Milwaukee Burger. The big thing in the burger covered in cheese sauce is 2 cheese curds, they are minimum 1 in cubed. They are well fried, the cheese inside will be solid yet warm and gooey
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Pokemon FaceCard Cant Decline @cursedfrogurt.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I read the news today, oh boy
Article titles "Futurama ending with season 14 on Hulu, but creator Matt Groening is confident: "We will rise again,' attached to the article is bender protesting.

I've added a screenshot of Bender saying "you should say something else"
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Pokemon FaceCard Cant Decline @cursedfrogurt.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Your burger as Han Solo:
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Pokemon FaceCard Cant Decline @cursedfrogurt.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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Pokemon FaceCard Cant Decline @cursedfrogurt.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
This set is going to drive me to madness I fear 😵‍💫
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Pokemon FaceCard Cant Decline @cursedfrogurt.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Went to the doctor for my hemorrhoids after a few months. The results:
Professor Farnsworth saying "well then, good news! It's a suppository."
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Pokemon FaceCard Cant Decline @cursedfrogurt.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Moon has Nanu, who was definitely in a mutually toxic situationship with Larry in their youth. It's also got the largest cast of Lesbians at a Beach Party. Also Kukui and his wife and their whole bi4bi vibe. It's a very gay game.
NanuLarry
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Pokemon FaceCard Cant Decline @cursedfrogurt.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
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Pokemon FaceCard Cant Decline @cursedfrogurt.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
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Pokemon FaceCard Cant Decline @cursedfrogurt.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
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Pokemon FaceCard Cant Decline @cursedfrogurt.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
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Pokemon FaceCard Cant Decline @cursedfrogurt.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
For sport Anna Faris should get to hunt Chris Pratt
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Pokemon FaceCard Cant Decline @cursedfrogurt.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Just got home, 1 x-box series X & Tears of the Kingdom richer
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Pokemon FaceCard Cant Decline @cursedfrogurt.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Going masc-mode for the day as we go to Daddy Daycare (Menards)
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Pokemon FaceCard Cant Decline @cursedfrogurt.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
American military policy rn:
2 dudes on a hetero dating show. One is saying "Yo. Girth check." And looking down another guy's shorts.
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Pokemon FaceCard Cant Decline @cursedfrogurt.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Might I suggest
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Pokemon FaceCard Cant Decline @cursedfrogurt.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Why is Bulbasaur flagging as a cop-fucker???
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Pokemon FaceCard Cant Decline @cursedfrogurt.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Happy Day & Night to us all!
Day & Night by Carly Rae Jepsen
Image is a red headed woman standing at a café table, someone on the edge of the foreground is holding newspaper wrapped flowers and facing the red headed woman.
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Pokemon FaceCard Cant Decline @cursedfrogurt.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
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Pokemon FaceCard Cant Decline @cursedfrogurt.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Imperial!?
4 servings of butter chicken with rice & naan. They are wearing Star Wars Imperial hats and rank bandges. Captain, lieutenant, special agent, and lieutenant
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Pokemon FaceCard Cant Decline @cursedfrogurt.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Let me know if you haven't gotten one yet
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Pokemon FaceCard Cant Decline @cursedfrogurt.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Listened to Music Fashion Film x2 while mowing the lawn
Pancha with headphones
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Pokemon FaceCard Cant Decline @cursedfrogurt.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
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Pokemon FaceCard Cant Decline @cursedfrogurt.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
And for the closing ceremonies
Lyrics to Britney Spears' Work Bitch

You want a hogbody? You want a Bugatti?
You want a Maserati? You better work, bitch
You want a Lamborghini? Sip martinis?
Look hot in a bikini? You better work, bitch
You wanna live fancy? Live in a big mansion?
Party in France?
You better work, bitch, you better work, bitch
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Pokemon FaceCard Cant Decline @cursedfrogurt.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Lifetime Pictures Presents: Scenes from a Moving Van
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Pokemon FaceCard Cant Decline @cursedfrogurt.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
"Like the crypt keeper got a full beat"
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Pokemon FaceCard Cant Decline @cursedfrogurt.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
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Pokemon FaceCard Cant Decline @cursedfrogurt.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
???
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Pokemon FaceCard Cant Decline @cursedfrogurt.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Meanwhile in his hypocritical universe
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Pokemon FaceCard Cant Decline @cursedfrogurt.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Something compelled me to make Scott gayer.
Scott summers in a pink shirt with a red jacket and a pink scarf and bright blue glasses. He has a pink lip and is saying "Oh honey!"
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Pokemon FaceCard Cant Decline @cursedfrogurt.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
A scene from Amercan dad. Francine and Hailey are running in to a room on a space station 

Below is text
You: *panicking, running for your life through my labyrinth space station*
Me over untercoms: you have terf bangs
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Pokemon FaceCard Cant Decline @cursedfrogurt.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
And for @csmith03.bsky.social
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Pokemon FaceCard Cant Decline @cursedfrogurt.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Got the good ones
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Pokemon FaceCard Cant Decline @cursedfrogurt.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Maybe a little after Halloween
The John F. Kennedy Memorial Center for Spirit Halloween
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Pokemon FaceCard Cant Decline @cursedfrogurt.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Homer downhill skiing imagining a sexy Landorus saying
Stupid, sexy Flandorus!
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Pokemon FaceCard Cant Decline @cursedfrogurt.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Don't be silly
A picture of the night sky, the little dipped and big dipper constellations mapped out.  The names changed to little America and big America.

The North star is also labeled and the name is changed to North America
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Pokemon FaceCard Cant Decline @cursedfrogurt.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Movie poster for Ru Pauls Stop! That! Train! Featuring her with a train wrapping around her
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Pokemon FaceCard Cant Decline @cursedfrogurt.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
What do you mean the dinky little second hand shop I went to is mostly an event planning business?!
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Pokemon FaceCard Cant Decline @cursedfrogurt.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Wait, but why were they in the credits?!?!?!
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Pokemon FaceCard Cant Decline @cursedfrogurt.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
🎶🎵 I need a herooo!
An announcer dressed like The Fairy Godmother from Shrek 2
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