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✦ taikora @taikora.com · 3h
every Pump It Up double play difficult spread is like ( 1 ) ( 3 ) (22)
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✦ taikora @taikora.com · 3h
thought the restaurant was giving me free coke but it was just gross influencer gloves burger was as meh as it looks too
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✦ taikora @taikora.com · 4h
i need dua lipa to get off the yacht and in to the studio toute👏de👏suite
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✦ taikora @taikora.com · 9h
im 4th last boarding the bus to the plane before it was full, and the 3 behind me realise they'd been split with the family for next bus panicking, staff telling them get on, half running back, gate yelling at them no no one looks at me helpless and i said "😐..we're all going to the same plane"
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✦ taikora @taikora.com · 11h
one completely sexist observation ive made travel as much as i do is that women love to show up to the airport with loose items just open shopping bags, loose clothing items, overflowing totes... general miscellaneous stuff not in a bag men just keep bolting more zip bags on to whatever backpack
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✦ taikora @taikora.com · 11h
i do the same thing to btms btw
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✦ taikora @taikora.com · 11h
in my uber to Tbilisi airport passing monuments and culture and realising i forgot to experience any of it
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Woman's Expressive 'Ooh' Face in Blue Robe
ALT: Woman's Expressive 'Ooh' Face in Blue Robe
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✦ taikora @taikora.com · 13h
maintaining eye contact while i jackhammer the elevator door close button
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✦ taikora @taikora.com · 15h
all the AI assistant things are so funny because let's be real most people spend 5 days a week in the office on a regular schedule and have like dentist appointment in the calendar... what assistance do you possibly need
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✦ taikora @taikora.com · 15h
two more flights till im hoooome and very over it 😭
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✦ taikora @taikora.com · 15h
ginger minge:
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✦ taikora @taikora.com · 15h
korean tourists are so cute i promise you won't die if you're more than arms length apart
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✦ taikora @taikora.com · 16h
beginning to think my parents aren't just waiting for the right time to tell me they're secret billionaires
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✦ taikora @taikora.com · 29/09/2026
always baffling when i get hit on by women cos im out here looking like a capital F Faggot
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✦ taikora @taikora.com · 29/09/2026
goddamn widow's bay is so good
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✦ taikora @taikora.com · 29/09/2026
accidentally scratched an eyebrow pimple
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Thanos Removes Mind Stone from Vision
ALT: Thanos Removes Mind Stone from Vision
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✦ taikora @taikora.com · 29/09/2026
bit obsessed tbh
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✦ taikora @taikora.com · 29/09/2026
old people look at their phone ringing like it's the first time it's ever happened
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✦ taikora @taikora.com · 29/09/2026
zuckerberg really shows up once every 3 years and says "hi is this anything?" and we all groan and say no
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✦ taikora @taikora.com · 29/09/2026
i miss when ariana wasn't doing That Face
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✦ taikora @taikora.com · 28/09/2026
how did i end up in Tbilisi Georgia it's cute though surprisingly busy during the day
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✦ taikora @taikora.com · 28/09/2026
do i know anyone who lives in the cayman islands cos apparently ill be there next week lol
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✦ taikora @taikora.com · 28/09/2026
my loves if you had to fly either United or American for us domestic which is less awful?
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✦ taikora @taikora.com · 28/09/2026
AZIZ, LIGHT!
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✦ taikora @taikora.com · 27/09/2026
a stroll around Istanbul airport will expose you to combinations of perfumes and colognes you could never imagine
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✦ taikora @taikora.com · 27/09/2026
google docs: it's so good it even works offline! google docs offline: *does not work*
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✦ taikora @taikora.com · 27/09/2026
am i crazy or has tiktok kind-of fallen off the zeitgeist
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✦ taikora @taikora.com · 27/09/2026
a few weeks ago i saw a post that said "im not smart enough to be surrounded by so many people dumber than me" and it crosses my mind more frequently than i could have ever predicted
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✦ taikora @taikora.com · 26/09/2026
90 seconds in to a video essay on YouTube and you hear "it's not just X — it's Y" bitch i will kill your whole family
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Kris Jenner with her MacBook
ALT: Kris Jenner with her MacBook
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✦ taikora @taikora.com · 26/09/2026
a feature like DND mode but it's "fuckoff mode" where nobody can contact you but you can still shitpost
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✦ taikora @taikora.com · 26/09/2026
gays when they don't drink all weekend
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✦ taikora @taikora.com · 26/09/2026
time to kill in harajuku
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✦ taikora @taikora.com · 23/09/2026
one of the best things about living in a country where your ethnicity is not generally expected to speak the languages is that uber drivers never talk to you
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✦ taikora @taikora.com · 23/09/2026
when i meet someone in public and they say i know you from onlyfans it's instant bonertown
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✦ taikora @taikora.com · 23/09/2026
i love Bob and Monet but if i never heard bob sing again in my entire life it will be too soonmao
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✦ taikora @taikora.com · 23/09/2026
crazy coincidence that guys surname is Techtips
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✦ taikora @taikora.com · 23/09/2026
how could i be racist my neighbour is Italian
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✦ taikora @taikora.com · 22/09/2026
im telling you you do not need a luggage protector, this baby has been on 150+ international flights in the last two years and has survived just fine, those are battle scars and you should be proud ❤️
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✦ taikora @taikora.com · 22/09/2026
this lil untencil kit has made its way in to my travel bag and saved me so many times from using two toothbrushes as chopsticks to eat instant noodles, highly recommend!
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✦ taikora @taikora.com · 22/09/2026
ps go in to your router settings and set your primary and secondary DNS settings to 94.140.14.14 and 94.140.14.15 which is adguards DNS settings, enjoy your entire home internet without ads - so far, this hasn't broken anything for me but makes the internet suck considerably less
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✦ taikora @taikora.com · 22/09/2026
"contact us for pricing" what if i just burned down your headquarters
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✦ taikora @taikora.com · 22/09/2026
couple people asked for the instructions so i've also written it down for myself. this is entirely for hair like mine, idk if im doing it right or wrong or what but hey, good luck don't blame me if you end up looking like aegon
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✦ taikora @taikora.com · 21/09/2026
scalp cooked and raw as hell but did i fucking slay or what
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✦ taikora @taikora.com · 21/09/2026
get in girls we giving ourselves chemical burns
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✦ taikora @taikora.com · 21/09/2026
i hate to admit it but you Americans are on to something with dr pepper
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✦ taikora @taikora.com · 21/09/2026
yawl i am LOCKED in lmao
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✦ taikora @taikora.com · 21/09/2026
oooh go 3 months unmedicated im aboutnto do a year's worth of tasks in 6 hours
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✦ taikora @taikora.com · 20/09/2026
wifi is short for wireless fireless
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✦ taikora @taikora.com · 20/09/2026
dads love to walk in to a room where someone is watching tv and hit this pose: 🧍‍♂️
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✦ taikora @taikora.com · 19/09/2026
guys i am SHOOK for the first time in my memory Thailand immigration has made an actual improvement and implemented egate entry 😮
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