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carIy

@cryptid.bsky.social
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meant to be manning a lighthouse or fire lookout and being totally normal about it — autistic • lesbian • sometimes fiction writer

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carIy @cryptid.bsky.social · 3h
georgie getting reverse raptured into that sewer
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carIy @cryptid.bsky.social · 3h
being 3 and seeing them put IT on cable TV every other weekend
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amy brown 👻 @amybrown.xyz · 8h
how am I gonna explain to my therapist that 149,000 people on twitter want me dead
tweet that says “we need to go back in time and kill the wendys social media manager from 2017”
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ceej @ceej.online · 04/10/2026
“how do we win back trump voters in 2026” we don’t. we create an environment where admitting to voting for trump is so socially embarrassing as to render them completely inert. you don’t “win back” trump voters. you demoralize them into staying home. you make it a dunce cap
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McBoo-lie @mcjulie.bsky.social · 13h
It’s gotten to the point where I think most “the Democrats are no better than the Republicans” narratives are basically cope
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carIy @cryptid.bsky.social · 12h
Will! That AI concert we all laughed at together was a good bit. Will!
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Claire Willett @clairewillett.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
this is why we don’t do “poor Melania” or write fanfic narratives where the wives of these men are victims. they wake up every day of their marriage and choose this
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Cabel Sasser @cabel.panic.com · 26/07/2026
the temu app will be studied for generations. i opened the app. here’s my unedited, nearly two-minute launch sequence. i was just searching for a bookshelf
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Sydney Bauer @sydney-bauer.com · 03/10/2026
The high level conversation on this website going from “condemning men for trying to dox Cornell rape victim” to “I don’t know how to process my favorite YouTuber sexually assaulted a girl in college and go off very light 10 years ago because hes so nice now” is incredibly disorienting.
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drewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
it's our ayam cemani chickens' first autumn and they're losing their minds running through the leaves and kicking them everywhere
a black ayam cemani hen in my front yard in autumn
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Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Announcing the merger with Titanic footage is an incredible bit
David Ellison • @ellisonskyd... 2h
What once was the peak, is now just the beginning.
Paramount and Warner Bros. shaped over a century of culture. By combining them, we aren't rewriting history — we're equipping these iconic studios with a more powerful engine. Together, we are Skydance: a creative-first ho Show
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ceej @ceej.online · 02/10/2026
incredible news: we’re having the same arguments over and over for the rest of time
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Boo!-per Lund @cooperlund.online · 02/10/2026
I have had many progressive Jewish friends tell me that they feel significantly less safe in the past few years, and I don’t think that seeing their allies being dismissive about that is going to make them feel *more* safe
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Behemoth & Leviathan, LP 🎃 @harkov311.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
"The doctor's plot was probably real" at 3:28 AM is the tankie squirrel account briefly summarized
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Good Trailcams @goodtrailcams.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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JP @jpbrammer.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
opened chess dot com today. the bots are Halloween-themed. this is a huge relief because if they hadn't been Halloween-themed I would have done something drastic. I would have lost control
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carIy @cryptid.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
this reads like the kind of thing you’d find online in that first hour after the name of the person who did a mass shooting is released
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Bill @bill-of-lefts.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
someone on twitter got into the zei squirrel discord and damn they are a full on nazi
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Jordan Kurella @jordankurella.com · 01/10/2026
waking up every day in 2026 like:
a construction sign on the side of the highway that says "IT'S COMING IT'S BAD"
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San Diego Zoo Wildlife Alliance @sandiegozoo.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Just a lil guy and his mulberry branch 🪾
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mtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
its worth asking why posts like this — a purported leftist warning others not to trust elected left-wing politicians — consistently do so well on the site where racist Trump ally Elon Musk controls the algorithm that chooses what posts people see
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ArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Circus Performers, by Walt Kuhn, 1978, 📸 via @marisakabas.bsky.social
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Lunammoon @lunammoon.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Not to beat a dead horse but Evelyn Normielib is a real person and if she used social media and said anything like what she says in casual conversation on it she'd be suspended
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Katie Mack @astrokatie.com · 29/09/2026
Thinking a lot lately about the men I know who are willfully ignorant about power dynamics and how I don’t *know* they’ve done anything specifically worse than be willfully ignorant about power dynamics but also if I had to guess which of my acquaintances had, I’d guess them first.
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Lindsey Boylan @lindseyboylan.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
This man is a monster. He seeks out women survivors because he hates them. And he hates them because he hates himself. He has harassed me and other women survivors many times over the years. It must end. He should never have a job anywhere.
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UNITED24 Media @united24media.com · 28/09/2026
This woman's diary reveals the horrors Russia inflicted on Ukraine's Mariupol. 🧵 1/14 ⬇️
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Andrew Schreck @andrewschreck.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
i don't think cis guys realize how much power they can shift in a conversation just by casually telling their friends
"that's fucked up, man" when someone says something
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Benjamin McKean @blmckean.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Kalshi truck parked outside of the Ohio State campus, giving out free coffee to students in exchange for their contact info
Dark green truck with 
MARKETS FOR EVERYONE
FREEDOM TO FORECAST.
painted on the side and back
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Courtney Milan @courtneymilan.com · 28/09/2026
As an affirmed dog lover, I have a few things to say. (1) Dogs are harder than people admit. They take a lot of work. They need constant exercise and mental stimulation, especially those with working dog heritage of any kind. Dogs are hard.
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carIy @cryptid.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Totally a well adjusted individual and not someone I feel like I should get a letter in the mail for if they moved in nearby
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Mike Black @mikeblack114.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Bernie making pisspoor personnel choices?? Bernie listening to cranks????
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Anthony Moser @anthonymoser.com · 26/01/2026
"ai" is not a genie that can't be put back in a bottle, it's a pillar of smoke that dissipates unless you keep burning money
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Braden Serkas @portmanteauface.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Having sensory issues is fun because sometimes a turtleneck is the perfect companion for a cozy chilly autumn day and other times a murderer is strangling me
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Z.V. Anjali @zvanjali.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
men who act poorly are neurodivergent meow meows, women who want to say no and do so "imperfectly" are just bitches failing their obligation of having perfect social skills and always making everyone feel good
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Anna Bower @annabower.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
happy first (full) day of fall, bluesky
ina garten in a witch hat saying “If you can't summon the flames directly from hell, store-bought is fine.”
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carIy @cryptid.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
If you put “Thoughts?” in your Reddit title, a polar bear that hasn’t eaten in 2 weeks should spawn in your room.
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drewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
only three things
only three things are certain: death, taxes, annoying guys
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Stephanie 🍉 @ageofoddish.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
mmygod
the slut gnomes of false berlin jeopardy bluesky posttoday's jeopardy categories. the last 2 are "false berlin" and "bizarre little men"
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AutomaticGiraffe @autogiraffe.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
My Theodora experience. I love her
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Sam (ABeardedPanda) @abeardedpanda.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
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Shana @shanamd.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I am SORRY for sharing something that was posted on the other place, but this is too good.
The future pope at a party with a caption “they don’t know I’m the future pope”
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Sam (ABeardedPanda) @abeardedpanda.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
It turns out that after years of searching, the "Joe Rogan of the Left" is just gonna be Joe Rogan
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Ed @ed3d.net · 17/09/2026
the worst people on bluesky demonstrating the problem
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Rabih Alameddine @rabihalameddine.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I have decided that I will not be performing on the Ed Sheeran tour
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Nicholas Grossman @nicholasgrossman.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Wreckers and infighters are over-represented on this website. Elsewhere, the vast majority are meeting the moment by doing Popular Front. A good example is Stevens endorsing El Sayed in MI and Hong endorsing Crowley in WI.
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GOLIKEHELLMACHINE @golikehellmachine.com · 12/09/2026
extremely funny to suggest that where stalin, hitler and mao are in the afterlife, charlie kirk is right there with them
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carIy @cryptid.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
anyway she is the answer
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carIy @cryptid.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
the non-lotr ring corruption answers being overwhelmingly pictures of men is pretty woosh behavior.
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sarah jeong @sarahjeong.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
i think this is the best epitaph for bin laden i have ever seen
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