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carIy

@cryptid.bsky.social
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meant to be manning a lighthouse or fire lookout and being totally normal about it — autistic • lesbian • sometimes fiction writer

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Claire Willett @clairewillett.bsky.social · 7h
this is why we don’t do “poor Melania” or write fanfic narratives where the wives of these men are victims. they wake up every day of their marriage and choose this
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Cabel Sasser @cabel.panic.com · 26/07/2026
the temu app will be studied for generations. i opened the app. here’s my unedited, nearly two-minute launch sequence. i was just searching for a bookshelf
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Sydney Bauer @sydney-bauer.com · 15h
The high level conversation on this website going from “condemning men for trying to dox Cornell rape victim” to “I don’t know how to process my favorite YouTuber sexually assaulted a girl in college and go off very light 10 years ago because hes so nice now” is incredibly disorienting.
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drewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 16h
it's our ayam cemani chickens' first autumn and they're losing their minds running through the leaves and kicking them everywhere
a black ayam cemani hen in my front yard in autumn
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Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Announcing the merger with Titanic footage is an incredible bit
David Ellison • @ellisonskyd... 2h
What once was the peak, is now just the beginning.
Paramount and Warner Bros. shaped over a century of culture. By combining them, we aren't rewriting history — we're equipping these iconic studios with a more powerful engine. Together, we are Skydance: a creative-first ho Show
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ceej @ceej.online · 02/10/2026
incredible news: we’re having the same arguments over and over for the rest of time
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Boo!-per Lund @cooperlund.online · 02/10/2026
I have had many progressive Jewish friends tell me that they feel significantly less safe in the past few years, and I don’t think that seeing their allies being dismissive about that is going to make them feel *more* safe
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Behemoth & Leviathan, LP 🎃 @harkov311.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
"The doctor's plot was probably real" at 3:28 AM is the tankie squirrel account briefly summarized
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Good Trailcams @goodtrailcams.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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JP @jpbrammer.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
opened chess dot com today. the bots are Halloween-themed. this is a huge relief because if they hadn't been Halloween-themed I would have done something drastic. I would have lost control
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carIy @cryptid.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
this reads like the kind of thing you’d find online in that first hour after the name of the person who did a mass shooting is released
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Bill @bill-of-lefts.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
someone on twitter got into the zei squirrel discord and damn they are a full on nazi
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Jordan Kurella @jordankurella.com · 01/10/2026
waking up every day in 2026 like:
a construction sign on the side of the highway that says "IT'S COMING IT'S BAD"
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San Diego Zoo Wildlife Alliance @sandiegozoo.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Just a lil guy and his mulberry branch 🪾
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mtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
its worth asking why posts like this — a purported leftist warning others not to trust elected left-wing politicians — consistently do so well on the site where racist Trump ally Elon Musk controls the algorithm that chooses what posts people see
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ArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Circus Performers, by Walt Kuhn, 1978, 📸 via @marisakabas.bsky.social
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Lunammoon @lunammoon.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Not to beat a dead horse but Evelyn Normielib is a real person and if she used social media and said anything like what she says in casual conversation on it she'd be suspended
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Katie Mack @astrokatie.com · 29/09/2026
Thinking a lot lately about the men I know who are willfully ignorant about power dynamics and how I don’t *know* they’ve done anything specifically worse than be willfully ignorant about power dynamics but also if I had to guess which of my acquaintances had, I’d guess them first.
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Lindsey Boylan @lindseyboylan.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
This man is a monster. He seeks out women survivors because he hates them. And he hates them because he hates himself. He has harassed me and other women survivors many times over the years. It must end. He should never have a job anywhere.
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UNITED24 Media @united24media.com · 28/09/2026
This woman's diary reveals the horrors Russia inflicted on Ukraine's Mariupol. 🧵 1/14 ⬇️
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Andrew Schreck @andrewschreck.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
i don't think cis guys realize how much power they can shift in a conversation just by casually telling their friends
"that's fucked up, man" when someone says something
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Benjamin McKean @blmckean.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Kalshi truck parked outside of the Ohio State campus, giving out free coffee to students in exchange for their contact info
Dark green truck with 
MARKETS FOR EVERYONE
FREEDOM TO FORECAST.
painted on the side and back
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Courtney Milan @courtneymilan.com · 28/09/2026
As an affirmed dog lover, I have a few things to say. (1) Dogs are harder than people admit. They take a lot of work. They need constant exercise and mental stimulation, especially those with working dog heritage of any kind. Dogs are hard.
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Mike Black @mikeblack114.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Bernie making pisspoor personnel choices?? Bernie listening to cranks????
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Anthony Moser @anthonymoser.com · 26/01/2026
"ai" is not a genie that can't be put back in a bottle, it's a pillar of smoke that dissipates unless you keep burning money
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Braden Serkas @portmanteauface.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Having sensory issues is fun because sometimes a turtleneck is the perfect companion for a cozy chilly autumn day and other times a murderer is strangling me
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Z.V. Anjali @zvanjali.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
men who act poorly are neurodivergent meow meows, women who want to say no and do so "imperfectly" are just bitches failing their obligation of having perfect social skills and always making everyone feel good
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Anna Bower @annabower.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
happy first (full) day of fall, bluesky
ina garten in a witch hat saying “If you can't summon the flames directly from hell, store-bought is fine.”
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carIy @cryptid.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
If you put “Thoughts?” in your Reddit title, a polar bear that hasn’t eaten in 2 weeks should spawn in your room.
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drewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
only three things
only three things are certain: death, taxes, annoying guys
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Stephanie 🍉 @ageofoddish.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
mmygod
the slut gnomes of false berlin jeopardy bluesky posttoday's jeopardy categories. the last 2 are "false berlin" and "bizarre little men"
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AutomaticGiraffe @autogiraffe.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
My Theodora experience. I love her
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Sam (ABeardedPanda) @abeardedpanda.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
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Shana @shanamd.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I am SORRY for sharing something that was posted on the other place, but this is too good.
The future pope at a party with a caption “they don’t know I’m the future pope”
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Sam (ABeardedPanda) @abeardedpanda.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
It turns out that after years of searching, the "Joe Rogan of the Left" is just gonna be Joe Rogan
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Ed @ed3d.net · 17/09/2026
the worst people on bluesky demonstrating the problem
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Rabih Alameddine @rabihalameddine.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I have decided that I will not be performing on the Ed Sheeran tour
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Nicholas Grossman @nicholasgrossman.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Wreckers and infighters are over-represented on this website. Elsewhere, the vast majority are meeting the moment by doing Popular Front. A good example is Stevens endorsing El Sayed in MI and Hong endorsing Crowley in WI.
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GOLIKEHELLMACHINE @golikehellmachine.com · 12/09/2026
extremely funny to suggest that where stalin, hitler and mao are in the afterlife, charlie kirk is right there with them
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carIy @cryptid.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
the non-lotr ring corruption answers being overwhelmingly pictures of men is pretty woosh behavior.
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sarah jeong @sarahjeong.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
i think this is the best epitaph for bin laden i have ever seen
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carIy @cryptid.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Girl dads: I can’t wait for me and my daughter’s fishing trip this weekend. Boy moms: My son did not rape that 12 year old woman.
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Saeed Jones @theferocity.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I write for a living and I do everything I can to avoid using “lay / lie.” It’s just too much pressure.
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Joseph Fink, we're going to win @planetoffinks.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
"why do millennials act like they lived through a depression and a world war" because they did. both of those things happened but it would be bad for the economy to admit it
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drewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
if you learn a skill or start a new hobby, it makes you a better person, not worse. nobody ever gets into calligraphy and immediately starts screeching that typefaces are useless and only the quill shall prosper. there is no "woodworking psychosis" nobody thinks they're dating their kettlebell
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vic-or-squeak!! ᓚᘏᕐᐷ @gizmouse.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
this bit from skill up's review of wolverine knocked me on my ass, it feels like something that wouldve come out of one of those focus m parody videos but its in a real triple A game
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Staub @yepstaub.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
what a curious day to put these on sale
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drewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
"check out this nasty thing I found on X" no and you should go set a timer for 10 minutes and look at a tree until your phone beeps
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Ed Burmila @edburmila.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
This isn't a simple case of incoherent messaging, it's slamming every button on the console at once in desperation as they realize how egregiously they've overspent on this relative to what it can return financially. In six more months they'll be promising it regrows your hair.
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Julia Rose Kraut @juliarosekraut.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
"...New Yorkers were instructed to return to the ground zero area before it was safe to do so." "People got sick because the leaders they trusted lied and told them they were safe to breathe in toxic air,” Mr. Mamdani added. www.nytimes.com/2026/09/07/n...
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After 9/11, Documents Suggest, New Yorkers Were Misled About Air Quality
The Mamdani administration released more than 170,000 pages of documents related to the air quality around the World Trade Center site in the months after the Sept. 11 attacks.
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