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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 15h
I was wondering who would fall for such an obvious carny scam but then I remembered there are a lot of morons who think AI is real too so. Like everything he does is one big TAA DAAAA followed by a bow and the tech press claps like a tour group wearing matching shirts at a Price Is Right taping
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Meggie Z @nutmeggles.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Luigi Mangione, world's most photogenic man
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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
it’s what the People WANT
3 panel comic

Panel 1 is titled “AI Bros:”
An Ai Bro is standing in front of a TV wearing his default expression (SMUG)

Behind him on the TV is the axe scene from American Psycho where Patrick Bateman is wearing the transparent raincoat and standing next to his ridiculous stereo. Except in this image Christian Bale has been replaced by the AI Bro.

AI bro annoyingly says “People want to put themselves in movies”

Panel 2 and 3 are titled “People:”

Panel 2: 
A Blue Guy holds his phone up to a Yellow Guy and says “Hey! I’ve got a little video from that party”

Panel 3:
Yellow Guy sees himself on the phone screen and almost cringes himself into a singularity. He is blushing and squeals “Ohh my Goddd. My FACE and VOICE”
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 09/10/2026
I am angry tonight. Because tonight ICE shot a New Yorker. They shot a New Yorker while his five year old child was in the car. ICE makes this city less safe. We want them out. Now.
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nrcgray.bsky.social @nrcgray.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
The Amazing Digital Circus gang never adventured as 15th and/or 16th Germen mercenaries ☹️ So I drew Pomni as a landsknecht:
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Dr Dean Burnett @drdeanburnett.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
"By using AI, tasks like essays that used to take hours can be completed in minutes!" Sure, like how if I arrive at the gym and immediately go for a shower, my workout is done in record time. And if I throw my sandwiches straight in the bin, I can finish my lunch in under 10 seconds.
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Christopher Dornan @chrisdornan.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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Jess Fink🍉🌈 @jessfink.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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A 7 panel comic by the artist. First panel: The artist is running from a distance towards a group of people playing basketball in the park. The artist is holding a pumpkin above their head and screaming "AAAAAAAAA". Second panel: The artist has leapt up and is in position to slam dunk the pumpkin into the basketball hoop. Panel three: the pumpkin splatters violently against the backboard of the basketball hoop, sending orange pumpkin goop everywhere. Panel four: the players stand staring, covered in pumpkin goop and shocked. Panel five: the artist stares at them wide-eyed, also covered in the goop and says "it's October FIRST". Their hand reaches towards their face. Panel six: the artist rips off their own face like a rubber mask to reveal a skeleton beneath. Panel 7: the group of players stand shocked and horrified, watching as the skeleton falls to the ground in a pile of bones, the sound effects says "CLATTER".
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NOCTURNE AL, RV Dealer and Vampire Lord of Michigan @cruelelvis.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I have so many minis to paint for #orktober
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
God, grant me the courage to change the things I can and incredible new powers to change the things I can't.
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GLITCH @glitchprod.com · 23/09/2026
She's missed you. Knights of Guinevere returns October 9. The season will feature 8 episodes.
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NOCTURNE AL, RV Dealer and Vampire Lord of Michigan @cruelelvis.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
BREAKING: The Clash at Demonhead will no longer be opening for Ed Sheeran
Illustrated comic page showing the fictional band "The Clash at Demonhead" from Scott Pilgrim. The bassist is looking moody on the left, the singer on the right is throwing off her yellow jacket, and the drummer is standing in a way that suggests that they're ready to drum. A "ZAAAAAAAAH" sound effect comes from a large speaker behind the bassist.
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John Rain🥇 @johnrain.co.uk · 15/09/2026
Ed Sheeran's tour bus.
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IAHFY ✦ @iahfy.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Samus & Kirby
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Wario64 @wario64.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Follow @wario64.bsky.social and repost for a chance to win 1 of 6 Steam Early Access codes for SHROOM AND GLOOM from @teamlazerbeam.bsky.social and @devolverdigital.com. Giveaway ends Sept 14th - 6 PM PT. Early access available now on Steam store.steampowered.com/app/3271280/...
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Paul Jeremiah Hayes @pauljeremiah.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
My latest essay over @giantbomb.com explores how Final Fantasy VI portrays grief, memory and the courage to keep living after irreversible loss. cc @gbdudersfeed.bsky.social Major spoilers throughout. giantbomb.com/users/9255/a...
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A Game About Grief That Refuses to Reverse Death
Final Fantasy VI explores grief as something that cannot simply be defeated or undone. Its characters must accept irreversible loss, carry the memories of those they loved and find new reasons to cont...
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Tyler, from the Internet (Haunted) @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 14/09/2026
Ed Sheeran is a little bitch
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Bugs, Yaoist @bugsmaytrix.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
"fairness in women's sports" is literally just "ethics in games journalism" like this is the same thing this is part of the same playbook dawg
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Ben "Random Halloween Word Generator is offline" Paddon 🎃 @benpaddon.net · 13/09/2026
An AI flyer is a brown M&M test. If your event or business is cutting corners by using an AI flyer, where else are you cutting corners? What else are you cheating out on? Why should I be bothered to go somewhere you couldn't be bothered to promote with a little of your own personality?
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Nikes | AlexLeeDee @alexleedee.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
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Iron Spike @ironspike.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
So convenient, every dev and publisher you need to block on one page
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robdog 👾 @robdogdraws.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
My dogs, are, hongrayyy
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Kiana Mai @kianamai.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
FULLY ANIMATED EPISODE 1 IS OUT NOWWWW 🌟 youtu.be/6_7L80WaIuU?...
youtu.be
Pretty Pretty Please I Don’t Want to be a Magical Girl (EP.01 ANIMATED)
YouTube video by Kiana Khansmith
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Encephalophatass (Any pronouns) @encephalophatass.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
One day, lesbians are told we can no longer call ourselves lesbians. Not by right-wingers and bigots, mind you. By other members of the LGBTQAI+ community. 1/?
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Michael Scally @fizzvstheworld.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
FULLY ANIMATED PPPIDWTBAMG LIVE NOW! GET IN HERE!
youtu.be
Pretty Pretty Please I Don’t Want to be a Magical Girl (EP.01 ANIMATED)
YouTube video by Kiana Khansmith
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The Verge @theverge.com · 02/09/2026
As a new Harry Potter trailer makes the rounds, it bears repeating that there’s no way to watch this show without supporting J.K. Rowling’s bigotry and the structural violence she’s inflicting on the trans community.
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There is no ethical consumption of HBO’s Harry Potter series
You can’t without supporting Rowling’s transphobic bigotry.
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Neugin @lostcitymagic.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
With alt text
Image border and text is in the trans flag colors on black background, it reads "trans lives matter more than harry potter" the words "matter more" are highlighted with pink flame. In fine print at bottom is original meme creator handle, @megemikoart
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NOCTURNE AL, RV Dealer and Vampire Lord of Michigan @cruelelvis.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Kitbashed a big shoota onto one of the new Armageddon boyz. Big shoota is from the old push to fit boyz, while the left arm is from the old war biker mob. #kitbash #warhammer40k #wh40k #new40k
An ork boy with a spiked helmet holding a large machine gun with both hands. Never mind that one of his hands is comically larger than the other. Ork biology is weird!
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shaunt @shaunvids.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
the democrats would rather lose perpetually than win on the left, and they would rather lose than win too big and have people expect them to do things. their incompetence will always be proportional to the ease of victory
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Crisppyboat @crisppyboat.ca · 27/08/2026
Choose a Starter Pokemon !!!
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NOCTURNE AL, RV Dealer and Vampire Lord of Michigan @cruelelvis.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
First mini I've ever painted, started with this charming ork. I learned a lot and know where I can improve! Just had to get over the fear of trying something new that I knew I wouldn't be amazing at immediately. #ork #wh40k #warhammer40k #new40k
An ork miniature wielding a pistol in his right hand and raising a crude sword above his head with his left. He is wearing the colors of the Bad Moons clan, black and yellow, while roaring at the camera. He has a yellow eye patch on his left eye.
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Jules @julesdrawz.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Koffing & Weezing
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Inbal Breda @greyannis.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Might as well post it here! A magical girl animation I've been slowly chipping at over the weekends for ages.
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A.Ghost Pasquella 👻🎃 @agpasquella.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Yes YES The tiger is out
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AJB @berardbro.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
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Wario64 @wario64.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Follow @wario64.bsky.social and repost for a chance to win one of two $25 Gamesplanet credit (US Store) courtesy of @gamesplanet.bsky.social. Giveaway ends on August 7 at 6 PM PT Summer Sale is live until August 10th buff.ly/PPrdUgT #ad
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Alfie Garland @eechoriverr.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
The Knight That Challenged The Lich
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Tred @tredlocity.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
People keep conflating AI with LMM and it's really annoying Al made Amish Paradise, LMM made Hamilton.
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Congresswoman Ayanna Pressley @pressley.house.gov · 30/07/2026
Odyssey this. Odyssey that. We Odyssey ICE abolished.
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James Wood @omgmorejames.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Roguelike Deckbuilder
Rogue and Gambit from Xmen 97
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Kendra, spooky version @kendrawcandraw.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Comics are so crazy because you'll work on something for like four years and then it comes out and you're like "hello here is my comic book". Anyway here is my comic book
The author holding Real Hero Shit: Harder Than It Looks in front of an unimpressed plaster cherub
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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Christ is returning soon. How will you as a Christian make sure he never learns about pornography?
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Chuck Wendig @chuckwendig.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
I don't know what anybody is going on about, seeing the ODYSSEY so fascinatingly represented on the big screen was really amazing -- from the Sirens to the suitors to John Goodman as the Cyclops, and I just can't get enough of "I Am A Man of Constant Sorrow." The Coen Brothers never miss, tbh
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Iron Pineapple @ironpineapple.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
babe wake up, iron pineapple played another 9 vaguely souls-like games youtu.be/TU8loMjSjF0
youtu.be
I played 9 Souls-Like games you've never heard of
YouTube video by Iron Pineapple
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fishmechs.bsky.social @fishmechs.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
digital drawing of jester lavorre from critical role campaign 2. shes sitting with her sketchbook in her lap and a pencil in her hand. the traveler floats above her pointing at her sketchbook, a spark of power at the tip of his finger. swirls of his red hair and green cloak frame the picture. the background is a very light yellow.
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Jules @julesdrawz.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Corviknight
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 22/07/2026
Benjamin Netanyahu is a war criminal.
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もなぱく(ぺろり) @monapaku23.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
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