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NOCTURNE AL, RV Dealer and Vampire Lord of Michigan

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NOCTURNE AL, RV Dealer and Vampire Lord of Michigan @cruelelvis.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
BREAKING: The Clash at Demonhead will no longer be opening for Ed Sheeran
Illustrated comic page showing the fictional band "The Clash at Demonhead" from Scott Pilgrim. The bassist is looking moody on the left, the singer on the right is throwing off her yellow jacket, and the drummer is standing in a way that suggests that they're ready to drum. A "ZAAAAAAAAH" sound effect comes from a large speaker behind the bassist.
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NOCTURNE AL, RV Dealer and Vampire Lord of Michigan @cruelelvis.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Kitbashed a big shoota onto one of the new Armageddon boyz. Big shoota is from the old push to fit boyz, while the left arm is from the old war biker mob. #kitbash #warhammer40k #wh40k #new40k
An ork boy with a spiked helmet holding a large machine gun with both hands. Never mind that one of his hands is comically larger than the other. Ork biology is weird!
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NOCTURNE AL, RV Dealer and Vampire Lord of Michigan @cruelelvis.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
First mini I've ever painted, started with this charming ork. I learned a lot and know where I can improve! Just had to get over the fear of trying something new that I knew I wouldn't be amazing at immediately. #ork #wh40k #warhammer40k #new40k
An ork miniature wielding a pistol in his right hand and raising a crude sword above his head with his left. He is wearing the colors of the Bad Moons clan, black and yellow, while roaring at the camera. He has a yellow eye patch on his left eye.
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NOCTURNE AL, RV Dealer and Vampire Lord of Michigan @cruelelvis.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Thank you Branson for this bounty. I don't know why I need it yet, but one night I will wake in a cold sweat and have my answer
Noel (an anthropomorphic chameleon) from the Swan Boy webcomic by Branson Reese wearing a handkerchief that reads "HUNGRY BOY" tied around his neck. He wields a fork and knife, confirming his hungry status. He smiles, eyes closed, a liquid of dubious origins still on his lips.
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NOCTURNE AL, RV Dealer and Vampire Lord of Michigan @cruelelvis.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Doing some minor kitbashing with the new Armageddon Orks #warhammer40k #new40k #orks
A large, grey plastic ork mini. He wears a horned helmet and wields a big shoota in his right hand. His left arm is raised above his head, a wicked power claw attached to his forearm. The claw is attached by a cable to a back mounted power supplyTwo ork big boss models. The one on the left is built normally, with a horned banner attached to his back and wielding a two-handed axe. The Ork on the right swaps the horned banner for a scrap metal ork head, and the head of his axe has been replaced with a large rotating saw blade
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NOCTURNE AL, RV Dealer and Vampire Lord of Michigan @cruelelvis.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
Will the following image be my go-to reply when I'm invited out by my friends?
Close-up of a rodent bard wearing a be-feathered hat, an intense open-mouthed look on his face as he proclaims "YEAH"
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NOCTURNE AL, RV Dealer and Vampire Lord of Michigan @cruelelvis.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
What's that, Ditto? You have a message for me?
Pokopia text generator image. Shows scrambled, glitchy text reading "Please help me" overtop a green Ditto silhouette, all against a black background.
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NOCTURNE AL, RV Dealer and Vampire Lord of Michigan @cruelelvis.bsky.social · 30/08/2025
Just my luck, I never pull the 5* SSR cough drops.
Honey Lemon cough drops bag featuring a Cooling Flavor Meter of 4/5.
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NOCTURNE AL, RV Dealer and Vampire Lord of Michigan @cruelelvis.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
Some silly pelicans!
A trio of California brown pelicans. The leftmost one is preening with its head at a comical level of tilt. The middle bird is barreling down the camera Blue Steel style. The rightmost bird is doing its best Batman impression. It is the night.
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NOCTURNE AL, RV Dealer and Vampire Lord of Michigan @cruelelvis.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
This is what happens when they don't give me any direction at the paint and sip
A painting of a giant evil roast turkey with a large toothy grin walking down a city street as buildings burn in the background. There's a couple little trees in front of one of the buildings to illustrate scale.
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