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Crow Hellum

@crowtoed.bsky.social
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Historian, costumer, cook, warm beverage enthusiast. They/Them Married to @thekroog.bsky.social .

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Uncut Femmes @juliagiantrat.bsky.social · 21h
cat holding 1 monster thinking of cat holding 2 monsters
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Crispy-Ghee✨️ @crispy-ghee.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
DO NOT SEEK THE TREASURE One of my favorite scenes from O Brother Where Art Thou. I figured I should try to draw all 3 of the Soggy bottom boys, why not. #art #comic
🍳 A messy comic of a scene from O Brother Where Art Thou. Delmar and Everett are in a movie theater looking behind them in their seats. Delmar is saying " We thought you was a Toad" to a confused looking Pete (surrounded by question marks).
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Kristin Askland @kristinaskland.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
By the fire ☕️🔥
Illustration of a dragon making a bonfire in the forest
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Crow Hellum @crowtoed.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
United could have just said they wanted me to switch to 90-day refills on THE MOST IMPORTANT medication that I take instead of kneecapping over a week's worth of attempts to get them... but no, clearly this has been a week of character development for me.
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
"indoor cats are miserable and they long for the outdoors and you are depriving them of their true nature by trapping them inside" okay here's my cat when he was outdoors vs now that's he's indoors
orange cat all beat up and bloody in the snow :( orange cat asleep splayed out on his side on his blanket
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M. Newton @ridelee.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Oh my god. OH MY GOD. XD
Gul Dukat of Deep Space Nine gloweringGavin Newsome of California glowering.
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.maitimo @point-maitimo.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The Sacrifice of Souls. My illustration for Emmrich's main quest. #Emmrich #EmmrichVolkarin #DragonAge #DragonAgeTheVeilguard
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Moby Dick @mobydickatsea.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Our souls are like those orphans whose unwedded mothers die in bearing them
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Jonathan M. Katz @katz.theracket.news · 20/09/2026
They should look up the term “appeasement”
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Deus Hex Machina @asterionhex.monster · 18/09/2026
Holy shit that needs to be returned to Bajor immediately
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Nicolas Hénin @nicolashenin.net · 17/09/2026
Nice campaign by the Norwegian Consumer Council about the declining lifespan of products. Enjoy!
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dom jordan @domjordan.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
trial and error #dungeoncrawl #dungeon #traps #rpg #ttrpg #rpgart #ttrpgart #videogameart #fantasy #fantasyart #osr #nsr #art
a stone staircase spirals up towards us: at the bottom, a figure in a tunic and phrygian cap looks about as he approaches the first steps; a short way up, the figure is sprawled on the steps, his head cleanly sliced off; further up, his hand is vanishing into green sludge which fills a pit that has opened in the steps; a few steps higher, he is pinned in place by a vertical row of spears jutting from holes in the wall; up a few more steps, he has been crushed by a block of stone cut to fill the width of the stairs; almost at the top, only a pair of smoking shoes remain by the metal grille in the floor through which the glow of fire can be seen; at the top, having reached the landing, the figure looks down at his foot as the floor tile he's stepped on has just depressed with a 'click!'
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Josh Sawyer @jesawyer.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Merry and Pippin saying "But what about Third Rectum?"
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Leier Coyol @leier-coyol.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I haven't showed here in good detail the sinosauropteryx piece I did a couple of years ago, so here it is with also some pics of the works in progress #SciArt #AnimalArt #art #embroidery
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Crow Hellum @crowtoed.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
The hits keep coming: My spring gig has been cancelled thanks to the cost of the site going up. So right now I really do have nothing on the burner.
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Funkit Toys @funkittoys.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I have seen my first bit of candy corn hate, and as the herald of "lol i bet it tastes like ass" jokes, my duty is clear. Come and preorder before prices go up and shipping begins October 1st. Happy Swalloween. www.funkittoys.com/shop/p/candy...
three differently-sized candy corn shaped and colored buttplugs sit in a pot of candy corn on a contrasting blue background.
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Stephne Tate @quailtea.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Looks like New Mexico’s state parts got tricked about their new mascot, this is almost certainly AI. Notice the hands- the left has human nails. The right hand has both human nails and dog nails, at the same time
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bree bird 🇨🇦 @goose.ski · 13/09/2026
somehow, trans people simultaneously matter enough in an electoral sense that we can be blamed — even preemptively! — for a loss, but not enough that we “deserve to be catered to” when “so much is at stake.”
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Crow Hellum @crowtoed.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I miss being so depressed that I sleep all day, because now I'm just listlessly depressed and bored on today's internet...
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jliu026.bsky.social @jliu026.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Emmrich Week Day 6: Teaching | Learning #EmmrichVolkarin #dragonage #datvemmrich2026
A study of a painting by J.C. Leyendecker featuring Emmrich sitting in front of a window, reading a book
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Old Sam @pdfmerchant.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
in 1627 someone published a text called 'Woe to Drunkards' with an honest to goodness Chad knight vs. Virgin fop meme
"In a woodcut on the title-page of 'Woe to Drunkards,' a sermon preached by Samuel Ward, of Ipswich, 1627, the vices of that age are typically contrasted with the virtues of a former one. In the upper compartment we are shown what men were of old by the open Bible, the foot in the stirrup, and the hand grasping the lance; while in the lower, the degeneracy of their descendants is typified by the leg and foot, decorated with a broad silk garter and a large rosette; by cards and dice, and a hand holding at the same time a lighted pipe and a drinking cup with a cockatrice in it. Twenty years afterwards, these types would have been more strictly applicable, with the inscriptions merely transposed."

Excerpt from: Facts and Speculations on the Origin and History of Playing Cards, William Andrew Chatto, 2014
www.gutenberg.org/ebooks/45584
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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 12/09/2026
it’s always “go piss girl” and never “come piss, girl. share my hearth and home.” i believe this explains many issues with society.
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Sarah E. Bond @sarahebond.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
A new, open access 📖 : _Monastic Manuscripts from the Eastern Mediterranean (Sinai, Jerusalem, Antioch): Production, Use & Contexts_ ed. Giulia Rossetto. This book “is dedicated to monks, priests and priest-monks (hieromonachoi) as copyists, readers, and owners of manuscripts in the Christian East.”
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Monastic Manuscripts from the Eastern Mediterranean (Sinai, Jerusalem, Antioch) | V&R eLibrary
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CreatureCave @creaturecave.co.uk · 12/09/2026
You asked for magpies, so you're getting magpies.
Two little grey bird sculptures with witch hats, looking at each other. There is a third in the background to the left, out of focus.
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Thomas S Brown @tomsbrown.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
The things I do for you people. (detail of the impending Yule Cat art)
Viking/Celtic zoomorphic knotwork. Things weaving in and out of things in a way that will give an artist a headache. This artist anyway.
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Basil 🌱 @basil-mage.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Fluffy fall
drawing of a fluffy puppy in a pile of leaves with the caption; "It's fluffy fall"
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Diana Soreil @silencedrowns.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I hate to be Captain Buzzkill again but I saw a cosplay video with a ton of views using “uv clay” bare handed so here is your reminder that UV clay is a form of gel polish, requires a ton of PPE, and misuse/bare handed use could worst case leave you allergic to your teeth and bones! UV CLAY IS SCARY
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Crow Hellum @crowtoed.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
The level of 'what's the point of being conscious' is at a historical high for me... spent most of the day asleep. Hope tomorrow's better.
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Kasey Gifford @kaseygifford.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Sure, sex is great, but have you ever watched a media company suffer actual consequences for their shitty behavior?
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Harold Richer @haroldricher.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
War and Braaam
Two pages full of goblins that plays musique or have weapons. Technic : Highlighters and rotring.
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Tim Hirschel-Burns @timhirschelburns.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Live report from the Minnesota State Fair, located in the heart of American democracy, where there’s an ICE Out adaptation of Picasso’s Guernica made entirely from crops
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Crow Hellum @crowtoed.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Is there a precedent for offering to buy a clothier's pattern? Because Freddie's hasn't released a size 18 in months, clearly doesn't prioritize it, and I have a sewing machine...
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Kasey Gifford @kaseygifford.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Tim Curry had been doing poorly ever since he had a major stroke back in 2012. Amazingly, he still did the occasional VA work, voicing Auntie Whispers in 2014. Theres an ethereal frailness to her because of what he went through. He, like Dolly, was an amazing human being.
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marina grlica 🌱 @dovesplants.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
see you space cowboy tim curry
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mondayzc @mondayzc.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
digital painting study from like ~15 seconds of the RHPC movie i did last year RIP Tim Curry what a guy
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Hispanic pixie dreamgirl @bocadelperro.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Death, you're drunk, step away from the celebrity claw machine.
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Jessica the Bestica 🏳️‍🌈Thought Bubble TM Hall A5 ☕Trying My Best @anireal.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
🪽 'May every strike ring true and just~' 🗡️ Piece for @novamali.bsky.social & @damesprod.bsky.social 'My Liege,' an art book of queer knights in love! 🏳️‍🌈
Art of flowers around an armored warrior and her heavenly winged princess lover imbuing her sword.
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Cats with Jobs ⚒️ @catworkers.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
ICYMI: Construction crew rescues kitten on site, gives him a job. Barberton, Ohio. According to the workers at River Reach Construction, the crew heard a tiny mewing coming from an excavator. When they opened it up, a tiny kitten came rolling out. Welcome aboard!
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Funkit Toys @funkittoys.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
thlapblapblapblap
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Micah @rincewind.run · 25/08/2026
Discworld QOTD, from The Shepherd's Crown "FOR I CAN SEE THE BALANCE AND YOU HAVE LEFT THE WORLD MUCH BETTER THAN YOU FOUND IT, AND IF YOU ASK ME, said Death, NOBODY COULD DO ANY BETTER THAN THAT…"
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Cats of Yore @catsofyore.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Dolly Parton was a supporter of Willa B. Farms, an animal rescue in Old Hickory, TN. I hope you will consider a donation in her memory. 💔 www.willabfarms.com/donate
Photo from the 1970s of the most radiant and wonderful Dolly Parton, smiling brilliantly and holding a tiny orange tabby kitten up to her cheek.
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Andy Khouri @andykhouri.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Don’t believe in American exceptionalism, but Dolly Parton was an exceptional American.
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Small Robots @smolrobots.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Just think, in all the billions of years for which the universe has existed and all the uncountable years it will continue to exist, our infinitesimal existences overlapped with Dolly Parton's.
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🌈Tyranny🫧Sparkles🏳️‍🌈 @tyranny.sparklenoise.com · 25/08/2026
Dolly Parton with Keith Haring in 1985, incredible woman and supporter of LGBTQ people for decades going back to a time when few others dared.
Black and white photo of Dolly Parton with gay artist Keith Haring.
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Amanda Wong @amandawtwong.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
I donated today! One small lovely thing is that my amazing friend Ashlyn Anstee has a book in Dolly Parton's Imagination Library called Hedge Hog where the main character is named after Sloth (Well, his English name)
Cover of Ashlyn Anstee's book "Hedge Hog!"Last page in Ashlyn Anstee's book "Hedge Hog" where a grasshopper says, "Thank you Hedgehog" and the hedgehog says, "You're welcome, but please, call me Eugene!"
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
National Day of Mourning immediately
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Michael Eber @ebermichael.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Less than one week to go!
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Crow Hellum @crowtoed.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
I need a new hyperfixation. Or ship I care about. Because evenings while Nick is working on his concrunch is boooorrrinnnnnng.
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Joe Uchill @joeuchill.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
I can't tell how much of the response to Linda McMahon is kayfabe, but I think it's pretty clear she didn't mean schools were performing surgery on students. Many schools didn't inform parents if their child was expressing a different gender identity at school than at home.
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Nateese @nateese.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
My art for #EmmrichVolkarin_zine #Dragonage #DATV #Emmrich #EmmrichVolkarin #dragonagefanart #veilguard #Dorian #DorianPavus
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