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Shiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 03/01/2025

I already have onedrive, it's the one drive on my computer and that is where I want to save my work you clown

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Slime 💚🧪 @capernica.bsky.social · 26/12/2024

Game: This weapon is far superior to your current weapon. Me: But it’s ugly and doesn’t match. How can I possibly slay my enemies if I can’t slay the outfit?

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kim @kimmymonte.bsky.social · 26/12/2024

bill nye’s full name is william new years eve

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merr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 26/12/2024

“Haha can you believe McDonalds is doing a Squid Game promo” easily yes because capital subsumes all critiques of itself and no popular TV show or piece of art will ever threaten or unsettle it

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Los Tweets de Cristian 2 @cris7ian.bsky.social · 24/12/2024

Definitivamente “Sola (remix)” es la mejor canción de reguetón que ha salido. Es romántica, malandra, bien producida y grandes colaboraciones.

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Los Tweets de Cristian 2 @cris7ian.bsky.social · 24/12/2024

Felices fiestas!!!! Quiero que sepáis que os aprecio a todos y todas y quería daros las gracias por ser como sois!!!! Este es un mensaje escrito con el corazón, nada de mierdas de esas de copia y pega!!! De verdad sois el mejor equipo de waterpolo que uno

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Gh0sstly @gh0sstly.bsky.social · 21/12/2024

Skyrim was right: soup DOES heal you for 10 points of health and 10 points of stamina.

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Cassidy @cassidoo.co · 22/12/2024

I feel like every Kindle owner has either the latest and greatest model, or they have an incredibly old one from like a decade ago that barely charges but still is hanging on

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Aaron Stewart-Ahn @badideas.bsky.social · 19/12/2024

People ask me, is it really so special to see a movie like Interstellar in IMAX 70mm on a movie screen 8 stories tall? You be the judge.

Matthew McConaughey cry smiling as his children age faster than he is experiencing time in Interstellar seen from the front row of an imax screen. His proportions are all stretched out away from the viewer to comical effect making him look hilarious.

Matthew McConaughey sad crying a single tear as his children age faster than he is experiencing time in Interstellar seen from the front row of an imax screen. His proportions are all stretched out away from the viewer to comical effect making him look hilarious. His jaw is the size of half a NYC city block.

Matthew McConaughey trying to look cool in Interstellar seen from the front row of an imax screen. His proportions are all stretched out away from the viewer to comical effect making him look hilarious. He looks like someone messed him up in a videogame character creator.

Matthew McConaughey wearing a space helmet in Interstellar seen from the front row of an imax screen. His proportions are all stretched out away from the viewer to comical effect making him look hilarious. He looks like he has a pancake head.

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Matt Baldwin @thisbrokenwheel.bsky.social · 19/12/2024

As other, wiser people before me have said: if your business depends on large-scale theft in order to operate, you aren't running a business, you're running an organized crime ring.

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Los Tweets de Cristian 2 @cris7ian.bsky.social · 18/12/2024

De todas las redes sociales, la que más me vuelve mierda es LinkedIn porque cada post es en plan: ¿Paralelepípedo? 🤔 es todo aquel poliedro de seis caras (por tanto, un hexaedro), en el que todas las caras son paralelogramos, paralelas e iguales dos a dos ☝️🤓

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Los Tweets de Cristian 2 @cris7ian.bsky.social · 18/12/2024

Ernesto me enseñó programación funcional en la uni y yo le enseñé quién es The Rizzler. 🤝

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Los Tweets de Cristian 2 @cris7ian.bsky.social · 17/12/2024

Es el penúltimo hammerspace del año y finalmente entré al Criterion Closet. www.hammerspacepodcast.com/p/el-paquete...

yo en un cuarto lleno de películas mostrando puros BANGERS que escogería de ser invitado al Criterion Closet.

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Ryan Bernardoni @dangercart.bsky.social · 13/12/2024

That a dude with a couple cameras and a plate of appetizers can make something worth $82.5 million and a media company looks at that and goes "couldn't we make even more money if we had AI do it?" tells you exactly how stupid these people are

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V. ULIVE @vinz-paris.bsky.social · 11/12/2024

It's like American billionaires are actively working to bring in a socialist revolution to the US. Enjoy those tax cuts.

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Jen Gentleman @jenmsft.bsky.social · 10/12/2024

"Video games cause violence" Meanwhile, me reloading my save because I accidentally made one of the characters sad

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Los Tweets de Cristian 2 @cris7ian.bsky.social · 11/12/2024

Como bono de navidad escribí un post sobre U2 en el 2024. www.hammerspacepodcast.com/p/u2

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El auténtico Bono de navidad

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Rami Ismail (رامي) @ramiismail.com · 10/12/2024

If you haven't read this, please take a moment to guess which game NBC is talking about here. Which assassination game might be inferred by this headline to have radicalized Luigi into supposedly committing the most artistically thought-out assassination of the past decade.

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Los Tweets de Cristian 2 @cris7ian.bsky.social · 10/12/2024

Tenía mucho dinero en Valheim Así que decidí hacer una tesorería y un anuncio de banco narrador por Gilberto Correa.

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Los Tweets de Cristian 2 @cris7ian.bsky.social · 10/12/2024

The Thing is a xmas movie because they drink alcohol in the snow.

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Jason K Pargin, author @jasonkpargin.bsky.social · 09/12/2024

100% of people say they know movies aren't real and also 100% of people apply a fictional framework to the real world that they clearly got from Hollywood. "Uh, why would the killer just GO TO MCDONALDS after???" Guys, criminal masterminds kind of don't exist, at least not like this

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joannes @playthroughline.com · 10/12/2024

Aaron Bushnell: "This is what our ruling class has decided will be normal" Luigi Mangione: "This is what I have decided will be normal for them"

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Los Tweets de Cristian 2 @cris7ian.bsky.social · 30/11/2024

Me compré varios jueguitos en las ofertas de Steam (I'm never going to financially recover from this).

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Grant Tanaka @granttanaka.bsky.social · 30/11/2024

guys, what's that battleship game called where you both have battleships & the goal is to sink your opponents battleship, and when you sink their battleship, you yell I FUCKED YOUR MOM

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Los Tweets de Cristian 2 @cris7ian.bsky.social · 30/11/2024

10/10 la comida en Valheim dios santo.

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Los Tweets de Cristian 2 @cris7ian.bsky.social · 30/11/2024

Escribí sobre la piña en la pizza y el centrismo. www.hammerspacepodcast.com/p/el-debate-...

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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 30/11/2024

It's an insult to my intelligence when an actor appears in multiple movies. You were just an elf and now I'm supposed to believe you're an accountant? I will not be played for a fool

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Los Tweets de Cristian 2 @cris7ian.bsky.social · 29/11/2024

I lied. Voy a terminar al menos 2 más.

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Los Tweets de Cristian 2 @cris7ian.bsky.social · 29/11/2024

Absolutamente vibing con Neva. La gente de Nomada lo volvieron a hacer. Gris fue un banger pero Neva está lleno de buenas ideas y obviamente el arte es digno de 6 años de trabajo de un equipo de auténticos artistas. Badass. store.steampowered.com/app/2420660/...

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Los Tweets de Cristian 2 @cris7ian.bsky.social · 27/11/2024

No creo que termine otro juego en lo que queda de año porque ando jugando puras vainas interminables como Valheim, SOT o Enshrouded así que creo que esta será la lista del 2024.

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Los Tweets de Cristian 2 @cris7ian.bsky.social · 26/11/2024

friend: you're overthinking it. me: nah. also me:

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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 26/11/2024

Ham plane for my real friends, plain ham for my sham friends

Porco Rosso flying a plane and giving a thumbs up

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Los Tweets de Cristian 2 @cris7ian.bsky.social · 25/11/2024

looking for more mutuals w similar interests 🧡 - video games 🎮 - movies 🤓 - sci fi 🧑‍🚀 - high fantasy 🧙 - asymmetrical warfare - human indifference - horrors from the void - eternal darkness - corporate propaganda - chicken nuggets

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Los Tweets de Cristian 2 @cris7ian.bsky.social · 25/11/2024

Fui a un concierto de Public Service Broadcasting 🫰

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Jason K Pargin, author @jasonkpargin.bsky.social · 24/11/2024

NEW COLUMN BY ME on Substack, in which I write nearly 4,000 words examining the implications of Deadpool & Wolverine, a charming and breezy movie that might represent the end of all we hold dear. jasonpargin.substack.com/p/is-deadpoo...

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Paul @bingowings14.bsky.social · 23/11/2024

To be fair she does look like a chicken.

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OneBadMattitude(Formerly DogFacedGamer) @onebadmattitude.bsky.social · 21/11/2024

PSA to Game Devs CTRL is Crouch. If you use any other button to crouch it won't destroy your game but it does mean you're an awful person.

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Los Tweets de Cristian 2 @cris7ian.bsky.social · 21/11/2024

Estoy enamorado de Valheim. Por $20 tienes cientos de horas de juego en solo 2gb sin microtransacciones, puedes jugar online, offline, en tu desktop, en el deck y eres un vikingo.

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izzie 🍕 @toxicaliengf.bsky.social · 19/11/2024

icymi here's the main game i'm working on: "sci-fi mad max" or "what if snowrunner had laser cannons" is this anything (@mooncandygames.bsky.social for more)

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Los Tweets de Cristian 2 @cris7ian.bsky.social · 20/11/2024

Hay una oportunidad increíble de hacer algo distinto a tus primeros tweets. Mis primeros tweets solo daban un poco cringe, al fin tengo la oportunidad que mis primeros posts en bsky consigan que me inhabiliten políticamente en 20 años cosa que no pude hacer en 2009 en Twitter.

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