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Craig Rothery

@craigrothery.eurosky.social
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A little nonsense now and then is cherished by the wisest men.

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Craig Rothery @craigrothery.eurosky.social · 13/10/2026
When your plastic surgeons use your face for a game of Exquisite Corpse
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Weird Alex @jackalpants.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Okay so we're reaching a time of year where I think you could broadly set British discourse on fire with this:
A remembrance poppy in trans flag colours
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Craig Rothery @craigrothery.eurosky.social · 11/10/2026
Ruin a book by adding a word: The Gallows Pole Dancer
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Mike (They/Them) 🏳️‍⚧️🇵🇸🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @mxmike.co.uk · 11/10/2026
Bethany wore a “Protect The Dolls” t-shirt during rehearsals. The BBC posted it on their socials then quietly deleted and reposted it without showing her from the front. On TV last night they actually blurred the message #Strictly
Bethany Antonia rehearsing for Strictly Come Dancing in a Protect The Dolls t-shirt Bethany Antonia rehearsing for Strictly Come Dancing in a Protect The Dolls t-shirt that’s been edited to look like a plain white t shirt
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CW @cwassermann.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Unfortunate ad placement in this Guardian article.
Newspaper article headline "Man dies after jumping into tiger enclosure at Yorkshire zoo". Part way down the page is an advert for London Zoo with a photo of two tigers and the tag line "Unforgettable moments".
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Craig Rothery @craigrothery.eurosky.social · 10/10/2026
If I had a pound for every time this week I've put an old episode of Lingo on to watch on the ITV Quiz channel and I've been vaguely acquainted with the contestant standing at the furthest right of the screen, I'd have £2...which might not be much money, but is very weird
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Craig Rothery @craigrothery.eurosky.social · 09/10/2026
Slow news day
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Matt Binder @mattbinder.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
the tech industry is about to invent books
Andrew Yeung 
@andruyeung
X.com
We created gyms because modern day work no
longer required physical activity. Without exercise,
our muscles atrophy.
I predict we'll need gyms for our brains too, once Al
starts doing our knowledge work.
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Craig Rothery @craigrothery.eurosky.social · 06/10/2026
How I arrived on Bluesky
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Captain Howdy @captainhowdy.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
We need you, Janine.
Janine Butcher gives Sam Altman a Barry goodbye.
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Craig Rothery @craigrothery.eurosky.social · 06/10/2026
The idea of not buttering both slices of bread in a sandwich is so alien to me that this post would be less baffling if it was questioning if people really do shower using water
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Craig Rothery @craigrothery.eurosky.social · 04/10/2026
Seems unlikely, given she was born around 850 years after it was made
Times Literary Supplement advert headlined 'Mary Beard on the Bayeux Tapestry'
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Doctorb Nick @nichsmith.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Terrorism rather than serial killer, but it reminds me of this one
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Luke BOO 👻 ber @coolhand.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Every time I see a serial killer tv show advertised I think of this
My dad used to work with Ted Bundy at the University of Utah and every Friday my dad would say, "See ya Monday-Bundy" and I can't imagine how much Ted actually thought about murdering him for
it.
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No Score Draws ✍🏻⚽ @noscoredraws.com · 01/10/2026
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Dan Thomas @itsdanthomas.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The most disappointing video you’ll see today.
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Craig Rothery @craigrothery.eurosky.social · 01/10/2026
September 30th / October 1st
Michael Crawford as Frank SpencerMichael Crawford as The Phantom of the Opera
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Chauman @chaudman.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Went to make my elderly mum's tea and then came back to watch the football. It's hard to see someone you once loved struggling with mobility and selfishly demanding attention. But that's Ronaldo for you.
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Youngy @mancversusfood.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
All this Danny Thommo stuff makes me think of a family tradition we do every Boxing Day, and no its not all going stabbing lifeboats and intimidating lifeguards! Sorry longish thread as its a great story of actual heroes that should make us all feel patriotic.
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Craig Rothery @craigrothery.eurosky.social · 23/09/2026
I respect our British culture. DO YOU?
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Barnaby Edwards @barnabyedwards.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
NEW PAINTING BY ME! Jason and the Argonauts (acrylic on canvas paper, 2026)
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Russell Irving @rginteger.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I'm not much of a Pokémon person, but my son is & trying to buy him cards at retail prices has been nigh on impossible the last couple of years, and I refuse to pay scalpers for anything. So it warms the cockles of my heart to see so many of them having a full meltdown about the recent set. Enjoy!!
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Craig Rothery @craigrothery.eurosky.social · 22/09/2026
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Chris Orton @chriso1.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I’d have perhaps chosen someone who looks a little less like Michael Barrymore to advertise this.
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Ruth Watson @ruthwatson.eurosky.social · 18/09/2026
This is on every politician, every journalist, that has not challenged the racist narrative being pushed by the far-right Farage, Robinson, 'Tommo', and Musk It is on every lazy, fearful, ignorant individual who allows themselves to be sucked into bigotry. RNLI volunteers are heroes.
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Craig Rothery @craigrothery.eurosky.social · 17/09/2026
We've held a village referendum.
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Craig Rothery @craigrothery.eurosky.social · 16/09/2026
This dude look like if Corey Taylor found Jesus instead of Slipknot
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 15/09/2026
Rep. Lynch to Bessent: "I'll be honest -- I don't think the president could spell AI if I gave him the first letter"
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Craig Rothery @craigrothery.eurosky.social · 10/09/2026
Could reduce the number of RNLI callouts and save money on lighthouse bulbs if this Turkey toothed cunt just stood on a cliff whilst opening and closing his mouth
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Craig Rothery @craigrothery.eurosky.social · 09/09/2026
Wasps in Fleshlight
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Ali Hancock @alihancock.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Pride in hygiene.
A sign on a trolley collection point reads "We're making sure your trolley is clean and ready to roll. Pride in hygiene." It is proper mucky.
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Craig Rothery @craigrothery.eurosky.social · 05/09/2026
12.40pm flight from Palma to Manchester now scheduled to depart at 3.15am tomorrow, if you're wondering how the end of my holiday is going
static.klipy.com
Plz
ALT: Plz
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sexy baba yaga @beardynoise.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Give up. 

Try again
 
CALL LUIGI
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Craig Rothery @craigrothery.eurosky.social · 13/08/2026
Fingers crossed for a spate of pervert spec battery explosions 🤞
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Craig Rothery @craigrothery.eurosky.social · 12/08/2026
All these people paying over the odds for eclipse glasses, whilst I'm super chilled out, all set up with a nice cold beer and my binoculars ready to go 🌞
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Craig Rothery @craigrothery.eurosky.social · 05/08/2026
🎶 If you believed they put factories powered by humanoid robots on the moon 🎶
Michael Stipe singing
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Richard Smyth @rsmythfreelance.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Bede's World! Bede's World! Party time! Venerable!
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The QuaterJohn Ixperiment @frogalapeche.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Bonnie Bluesky?
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Craig Rothery @craigrothery.eurosky.social · 03/08/2026
Naughty Norman Price causing carnage in Pontypandy to distract the authorities whilst he skateboards Rod Liddle's evil arse directly to the gates of hell
Norman Price
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DismalChips DIED FIFTY YEARS AGO THIS VERY NIGHT @dismalchips.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
My sympathies to Rod Liddle's family. Not for his death. For all the bits before that.
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LF Lightning-Barugh @cheeseford.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Rod Liddle was one of the very worst people I have ever met. An absolute toilet of a man. I'd feel sorry for his family, but I suspect they're relieved the fucker's gone. Rust in piss, you talentless, nasty cunt.
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Craig Rothery @craigrothery.eurosky.social · 30/07/2026
Film you've watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Star Trek, Star Wars, LOTR, Marvel, Disney, or Ghibli.
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Craig Rothery @craigrothery.eurosky.social · 30/07/2026
At least one person is going to recognise the pool from their parents holiday snaps, and have a sudden, horrifying realisation...
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Craig Rothery @craigrothery.eurosky.social · 28/07/2026
...from director Michael Bay...starring Ryan Gosling as 'Ford Cortina' and Stephen Graham as 'Vacuum Cleaner'...
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Chauman @chaudman.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
This remains the greatest video on the internet. youtu.be/aGguPXnnw6E?...
youtu.be
Black history month on BT sport
YouTube video by Sultan Iqbal
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Craig Rothery @craigrothery.eurosky.social · 26/07/2026
Post a perfect album from the 90's that isn't nirvana, soundgarden, pearl jam, or alice in chains.
Mansun - Six
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New Flesh 🇵🇸 🏳️‍⚧️ 🏳️‍🌈 @esedia.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Your food processor has a chute that fits your dick. Should you?
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Craig Rothery @craigrothery.eurosky.social · 26/07/2026
Threads is like catnipple to me
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Stefan Mohamed @stefmowords.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
in Call Me Maybe, Carly Rae Jepsen sings "before you came into my life I missed you so bad", implying that the Canadian pop starlet doesn't experience time in a linear fashion. the subsequent line "and you should know that" implies she is frustrated with our limited mortal perception
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 25/07/2026
Woman explaining creativity:
Top: "but every great artist needs trauma to do their best work"
Bottom: "Ringo Starr had to break up the Beatles so he could narrate Thomas the Tank Engine"
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