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Chris thinks imperialism is bad @cpjones.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Sitting here trying to root for Mauricio Dubon being happy and the Atlanta fans do that one thing they do and it makes it really hard
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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
how did we survive Jimmy eating the world
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Shecky @shecky.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
UPDATE: Yes, their owner passed away Thursday. We're taking them in today, but as I said, that CAN'T be permanent; they NEED a HOME NOW. We're willing to drive pretty much anywhere in the Northeast for the right adopter. We're begging.
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Chris thinks imperialism is bad @cpjones.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
My 1994 Geo Metro could hold all of my worldly possessions and only needed gas every month or so. Did it have door handles on the insides of the doors? No, but it also didn't have AC, so the windows were down for me to get the exterior handles anyway
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Chris thinks imperialism is bad @cpjones.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
I was pulling my phone out to post that this was either going to be amazing or really stupid because we’re just at that point in Altuve’s career and yet somehow it was both #Astros
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Chris thinks imperialism is bad @cpjones.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Even the Mariners look like they think the Mariners dance is lame
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Movies Silently @moviessilently.bsky.social · 31/07/2024
"I Noticed That You Mentioned Silent Films So I Wanted to Come Over and Explain a Film I am Sure You Have Never Seen Called METROPOLIS" by Berthold Woltze
Man annoying woman on train
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Commissar Terra @transgirlterra.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Hypnotoad…all hail Hypnotoad…glory to our beloved overlord
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Hypnotoad
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Chris thinks imperialism is bad @cpjones.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
The most evil rite of passage into adulthood in the US is the first time you get an ER bill and call your insurance company very confused about why they didn't pay for anything
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Chris thinks imperialism is bad @cpjones.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Everyone give @cebullion.bsky.social positive vibes for submitting her work to a photography open call
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Chris thinks imperialism is bad @cpjones.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Ordered something different at the coffee shop. The young lady making drinks saw me in line and made my usual and brought it over as I was paying and I felt mildly bad about her having to make the other thing 🙄
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Luke Knox @lukeknox.me · 27/07/2026
when John Kruk has to do a national broadcast instead of a Phillies game:
kanoa @ih4tedrugs
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accidentally became important at work n its ruining my life
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SickosFC @sickosfc.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
If anything, this proves that Cabo Verde is the 3rd best team.
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Tim Schenck @fathertim.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
The best part of my day happened in the handshake line after church when a blind parishioner asked me to bless his new service dog Seymour. And, for the record, “Seymour” is the greatest name for a seeing eye dog EVER!
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mlb shitpost bot @mlbshitpostbot.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Personally, i think the Houston Astros should try to win this baseball game
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Chris thinks imperialism is bad @cpjones.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Chester Groceries sort of works as an old-timey name, but it probably needs to be Chester "Groceries" Jones to really be something
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Boo!-per Lund @cooperlund.online · 09/07/2026
It’s New Foods Day for the Minnesota State Fair and this, to me, is the promise of America www.mnstatefair.org/new/food
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Chris thinks imperialism is bad @cpjones.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Ambiguous antecedent of “its” could be the tattoo, could be the penis, but really why not both?
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Chris thinks imperialism is bad @cpjones.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
I don't know why this 14 month old epic thread on the mighty hippo suddenly appeared in my feed, but now it's in yours. You're welcome
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Chris thinks imperialism is bad @cpjones.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
USMNT getting Trumpstank on them responsible for at least 2 Belgium goals
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Dawn @502eire.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
the thing that really grates about this is I’m still not totally sure he called and if he did I’m fairly certain he didn’t materially impact the decision but he touched it so it’s shit now that’s just what happens with this guy until we’re done with him
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Holly Anderson 🍇 @hollyanderson.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Somebody use this time wisely and go get the Elgin marbles
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Chris thinks imperialism is bad @cpjones.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Yordan Alvarez is beauty #MVP
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Breathin' Orange Fire @orangefire.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
There's no one who loves America more than Yordan Alvarez.
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kwisatz haderade (#FreeSkylar) @booksandbows.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
gay wrath month josh hader 🔥🔥🔥
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shauna @goldengateblond.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
happy 9th anniversary to this unintentional bit of improv comedy
tweet of mine from july 4, 2017:
The MAGAs saw this and were outraged that
@NPR was tweeting shade at Trump. It wasn't. It was tweeting the Declaration of Independence.

quoted tweet from NPR:
A Prince whose character is thus marked by every act which may define a Tyrant, is unfit to be the ruler of a free people.
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Emma-Rose DeLeon 🔞🏳️‍⚧️ 5HS Mercury Year @emrosedeleon.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
We should replace it with the Battle Hymn of the Republic.
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Musicology Duck @musicologyduck.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
happy 4th y’all maybe some dispatches later but for now, air conditioning
A couple in American flag shirts in front of a painting of ducks
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Chris thinks imperialism is bad @cpjones.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
I don’t know about the rest of you, but I’m exhausted after that game 🇨🇻
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My Pun Killed Steve Albini @texannolongerinnyc.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
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Ravishing Rick Ruud van Nistelrooy @astroscounty.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
The GOAT (and Argentine Lionel Messi)
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Dr Victoria Austen @vickyausten.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Up until a couple of weeks ago, my only connection to Cape Verde was that my sister once went on vacation there. I am now willing to die for this nation.
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David Ho @davidho.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
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A world map filled with the flag of Cape Verde, featuring blue, red, and white stripes, along with yellow stars. Argentina is distinctly illustrated with its own flag colors and symbol.
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
This is the moment for me Goal of his life, pure disbelief He can’t believe he just did that
Cape Verde’s Sidny Lopes Cabral, after scoring a goal in the 103rd minute against Argentina, running and holding his head in disbelief
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Chris thinks imperialism is bad @cpjones.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
The Big 10 and SEC are meeting right now to see what they can do about what they’re calling “the Cabo Verde situation”
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Chris Vannini @chrisvannini.com · 04/07/2026
There are people in charge of college sports who don't want things like Cape Verde to happen.
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SoLetsSay @soletssay.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
LAMBEAU LEAP
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
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Shark on Fire
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RadioCarla @radiocarla.com · 04/07/2026
Wow wow wow
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Cow Holy Cow
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Chris thinks imperialism is bad @cpjones.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
A Cinderella team is a legit team that has been undervalued and not paid attention to by lazy sports writers because they’re not a traditional power
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Chris thinks imperialism is bad @cpjones.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
SHAAAAAAARKS! 🇨🇻!!!
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spookily scarily pitt girl 👻🎃👻 @opg.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
CABO VERDE I STILL LOVE YOU I AM SORRY YOU HAVE TO PLAY ARGENTINA
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The Rev. Keakealani @keakealani.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Please appreciate my silly joke about the SSPX.
A screenshot of a discord comment that says “Diet of brainworms, am I right?” With one fire emoji react.
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Chris thinks imperialism is bad @cpjones.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
It developed a new problem WHILE THE TECHNICIAN WAS HERE! Don’t buy GE washing machines
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Chris thinks imperialism is bad @cpjones.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
My Washing Machine of Theseus gets another part tomorrow. I wonder what will fail next 😃
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Chris thinks imperialism is bad @cpjones.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Every time a UEFA team loses any American in the crowd needs to start the SEC! chant
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SickosFC @sickosfc.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
PARAGUAY 🇵🇾 LIKE
THE SUPPOSED TO BE UEFA
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Chris thinks imperialism is bad @cpjones.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
There’s going to be a minimum of 3 Euro teams in the next round. Let’s keep it as close to that number as possible
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
The world craves Paraguayan football
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Matthew Doyle @mattdoyle.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
WE 👏 NEED 👏 A 👏 WORLD CUP 👏 NIT 👏
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